《唐唐西游》 第一章、灯芯美人儿 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 西方佛教欲界之兜率天宫。 唐唐一直纳闷,如今已经成佛,为何一直住在这兜率天宫中?只见他抖了抖佛衣,走出门去,唐唐一抬眉,看到了一个怪人,这怪人在走路,但是他却不用腿。他双腿盘坐,双手合十,面带微笑,悬空行进。 唐唐自从到了西方佛界,见过了不少的奇人异事,所以也并未感到惊讶。 那怪人显然也是一个和尚,但看不见他的秃头,他的头上,戴着一顶镶着宝石的八角佛帽。这佛帽金光闪闪,此人佛法高深,唐唐如今是旃檀功德佛,但脑袋之上,却不见半点佛光。所以唐唐不得不佩服这个和尚。 但是唐唐很快就开始鄙视这个和尚了,因为仔细一看,那八角佛帽上并不是什么佛光,而是一盏油灯。这怪人居然大白天的在头上顶着一盏灯,难道觉得这西方佛界不够光明? 那怪人飞到唐唐跟前,收了佛法,又足落地,对唐唐施了一个礼道:“你就是新晋的佛尊唐唐么?” 唐唐一惊,眼前这个怪人居然认得他,于是双手合十,做了一个阿弥托佛问道:“在下正是唐唐,请问你是哪一位?我们可曾碰过面?” 那怪人苦着脸说道:“我燃灯佛祖怎么说也是三十五佛尊中排名第一的佛祖,竟然没有一个人认得我,没有办法,只能将油灯顶在头顶上,结果你还是没有认出来。” “阿弥托佛,原来是燃灯佛祖啊,真是失敬失敬!”唐唐一脸的歉意,笑了笑说道,“其实,燃灯佛尊,即使没有人认得你,也没有必要将一盏灯顶在头上嘛,不过在下却有一个更好的方法!” “哦,什么办法,快说来听听?”燃灯佛祖十分好奇的问道。 “变!”唐唐手一翻,手上居然凭空出现了一根毛笔,然后在空中一舞,原本散开的笔头,突然蘸上了墨水,唐唐对燃灯佛祖道:“佛尊先闭上双眼!” 燃灯佛祖果然按唐唐所说的,闭上了眼睛。 唐唐“刷刷”两下,挥笔而就,收了毛笔说道,“好了,你可以睁开眼睛了。” “你在我额头上画了什么?”燃灯佛祖愠怒地问道。 “没什么,只是写了‘燃灯佛祖’四个字而已!这可比油灯顶在头上要受用得多!而且我是用金粉写上去的,这样子端庄大气,时尚上档次!”唐唐嬉皮笑脸的回答道。 燃灯佛祖展颜一笑:“也罢,也罢,这回也让本尊做一回非主流试一试!我这次是受如来佛祖之托前来问询你变化之法学得如何了?” 唐唐笑道:“你刚才也看到了,我不是凭空变了一根毛笔出来了么?” 燃灯佛祖摆手道:“这种极小的变化,不算不算!” 唐唐往燃灯佛祖身后一指:“你快看,观音菩萨来啦!” 燃灯佛祖一回头,哪里见半个人影儿,再转过头来时,却见唐唐不见了,心中着急,遂唤道:“唐唐,开什么玩笑,快出来!” “在你面前站着的不是?”唐唐回答道。 燃灯佛祖一惊:“难道你会隐身?” “没有隐身啊,你眼前的这一棵大槐树就是我啊!”唐唐一笑,整棵树的树枝也跟着颤动。 燃灯佛祖尴尬地笑了笑,拍着树身道:“好了,我看到了,唐唐你还是变回来吧!” 唐唐身子一晃,果然变回了回来,燃灯佛祖又问道:“难道你就只会这一种变化?” 唐唐笑道:“这天罡三十六变,地煞七十二变,我唐唐如今全会了,哈哈。一百零八种变法,万般的神通,人人称羡不已!” “这么看来,你比当年那猴子,却要厉害得多了?”燃灯佛祖点了点头问道。 “岂止是厉害多了,厉害一百倍也不止啊!要不我变一个美女出来,让你老人家亵渎一下,开开色戒?”唐唐半开玩笑的问道。 “不用,不用,本尊还有些事,就不奉陪了!”燃灯佛祖连连摆手,转身就走,心中暗想,这唐唐在西方佛界学坏了,现在居然有些无法无天了,不行,得到如来佛祖那里去参他一本,让他没有好果子吃。 唐唐见那燃灯佛祖远去,又眺了几眼,方才回过身来,对空气中唤了几声:“孙猴子,你给我出来!我数一、二……,再不出来我可要念紧箍咒了哦!” 只见一缕白雾一惊,空气中滚出一个毛茸茸的猴儿,那猴儿头上戴着金色头箍,他正是孙悟空,悟空慌忙摆手道:“唐唐,莫念,莫念,我怕你了还不成么?难道刚才我帮你变化,骗走了燃灯佛祖,还不好么?” 唐唐说道:“世人都可以叫我唐唐,唯有你孙猴子不行,赶快叫师父,不然我又念紧箍咒了哦!” “师父,我错了,我错了,莫念,莫念!你让我叫你师父,你也得尊敬我一些,叫我悟空才对啊,莫要叫我孙猴子啊!你是旃檀功德佛,我是斗战圣胜佛,怎么说也是同一个级别,你要学会互相尊重人家才是!”悟空不服气的说道。 “好,为师这次就饶恕你了,下不为例!”唐唐说道。 “哎,你却不知道为师的无奈啊。”唐唐伫立良久,长叹一声道:“你一个毛脸猴子,不及我唐唐十分之一英俊,尚且和那紫霞仙子谈过恋爱,我活了一大把年龄,居然连女人的都没有碰过,你说可不可悲?” “虽然师父没碰过女人,但是西天取经一路走来,有那么多的女妖怪碰过你啊!你和那女儿国的国王一起携手游园,你敢说没有背着你徒儿我的面,碰过她?”悟空辩解道。 唐唐一摆手道:“悟空,你错了,为师我想说的是,现在为师身边缺少一个女人啊!” 悟空呵呵一笑,一舞毛茸茸的爪子说道:“这个好说,好说,那紫霞仙子乃是燃灯佛祖的灯芯所变,趁那燃灯佛祖没有走远,我去将他追回来,借他的灯芯一用,再变几个美人儿就是了!” “师父,我去也!”还没有待唐唐说完,那悟空已经化为一缕烟,消失得无影无踪了。 …… “站住!”只听一声大喝,一根金光晃眼的棒子“蓬”地一声,落在燃灯佛祖的面前,吓得燃灯佛祖打了一个冷噤,他抬头一看,原来是穿着金盔银甲的猴儿孙悟空,燃灯佛主也知道这猴儿虽然皈依佛门,但是心性顽皮,十分不好惹,所是单手做了一个阿弥陀佛,施了一个佛礼,问道:“不知斗战胜佛前来找本尊有何事?” “大胆燃灯,你私藏美女,犯下了掉脑袋的大罪,你可知错?”悟空将手中的金箍棒一横说道。 “私藏美女?这事你也知道?”燃灯佛祖掸了掸额头上的冷汗说道。 “那是当然,紫霞仙子和青霞仙子不就是你私藏的美女么?”悟空呵斥道,“若是你不如实供诉出来,我就到如来佛祖那里去告你一状,让你吃不完兜着走!” “别,千万别把这事告诉佛祖,我实话说了吧,我这里有一个神灯,里面的每一个灯芯就是一个美人儿。可如今我经常被人以此要挟,所以现在剩下的灯灯芯已经不多了!”燃灯佛祖虽然十分讨厌悟空,但真怕事情传出去,对他的影响不好。 悟空脸色一寒道:“那我不管,反正你得拿一根出来交给我的师父!” “你是说将美女献给唐唐吗?唐唐那么老实巴交的和尚,难道需要美人作陪?”燃灯佛祖却不是很相信。 悟空将手中的棍子在地上一拄,咬着钢牙问道:“我只问三个字,是给或者是不给?” “给,当然给!”燃灯佛祖虽然佛法高深,但若是论起棍棒拳脚来,哪里是孙悟空的对手。所以只有屈从,不敢反抗。说着,只见那燃灯佛祖拿出神灯,拔了一只灯芯给悟空说道,“拿去吧,这是最后一个灯芯美人儿,她叫碧霞仙子,我这里可再也没有了。” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二章、灯芯美人儿 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “这死猴子,怎么又似赵小二送的灯笼一般,一去永不回了!难道非得再次逼我念紧箍咒不成?”唐唐在门口踱着步子,焦急地向外张望,心中暗骂道。 这时,只见一个纤腰玉面的美人儿,袅袅娜娜的向他走了过来,唐唐不由得一紧张,羞红了脸。毕竟好久没有见过女人了,偶尔见到一个女的,而且还是美人儿,怎么不害羞呢? 可是唐唐转念一想,这是西方佛界,怎么会突然出现美人儿呢?唯一的一种解释就是,眼前的美人儿是——妖怪。 一想到是妖怪,这可急坏了唐唐,唐唐一生看似精明,却什么也没有学会,只会念几句佛经而已,哪里会降妖除魔。如今碰到妖怪,孙猴儿不回来,他便是死定了。 唐唐心中害怕,不由得用手指掩了脸,从指缝里看那妖怪。 “唐唐,你连本尊都不认识了么?遮遮掩掩,害羞个啥?”观世音菩萨笑道,说着,两脚一收,盘坐在莲台上,一手托着净瓶,一手掐着兰花指说道。 唐唐这才放下遮着脸的手,嘻嘻一笑道:“原来是菩萨啊,你不坐莲台,像凡人一样走路,我看着很不习惯啊,咦,刚才我好像看到罗圈腿了!” “唐唐,你到了佛界,却越来越心术不正了哦,本尊是穿的裙子,你如何看到罗圈腿的?难道你又在偷偷修炼透视之法?何况本尊天天盘坐念经诵佛,坐久了风湿麻木,成了罗圈腿也很正常噻,哼,大惊小怪!”观世音菩萨一皱眉头,生气地说道。 唐唐依然是笑嘻嘻的说道:“菩萨,你又在给我讲川普,我知道你老家是哪里的了,四川遂宁的吧,这川普好不正宗哦!” 观世音菩萨一摆手道:“唐唐,本尊今天来,是有一些正事要跟你说的,你和我莫扯这一些无聊的话题。如来佛祖下一个月初二的听经会,你去不去?” 唐唐的脑袋摇得像拨浪鼓一般:“不去,不去!我唐唐虽一心向佛,但是只要是一听人诵经便会打瞌睡,若是像上次一样,因为打瞌睡被佛祖贬下凡间,又西游一遭,再经历九九八十一难的折磨,若是不孙猴子帮忙,恐怕早就葬身于妖怪的腹中,也莫想回这个地方了。” 观世音菩萨叹了一口气道:“你不去也罢,我向如来佛主禀明就是了,可是下个月十五的封佛大会你应该不会推托了吧?听说你得到佛祖亲睐,被封为第二十四尊佛,要为你供奉莲位哩!” 唐唐垂眉沉思了一会儿说道:“这个佛会我是要去的,为何佛祖这么不公正,将我的排行如此靠后?怎么说,我当年也是他的第二位弟子金蝉子,现在封了佛,也要排在第二位才行的,你回去禀报他,让他练练口才,我要和他理论理论!” “唐唐,本尊知道你嘴巴厉害,可是佛祖毕竟是你前世的恩师啊,你要尊敬他老人家一些。若是惹怒了他,再次将你贬谪下凡,本尊可帮不了你了哦!”观世音菩萨警告道。 唐唐十分不厌烦地挥了挥手道:“菩萨你快回去吧,怎么也变成了啰嗦老太婆了,我还要清修哩!” 观世音菩萨双手合十笑道:“对了,还有一件事,我要告诉你,那孙猴子头上的紧箍咒,本尊决定给他取下来,你认为如何?毕竟他现在是斗战胜佛,也是修炼成佛的人了,本尊不能再为难他了,这也是佛祖的意思。” “使不得,使不得,那猴儿若是没有了紧箍咒,那还不得反了天?猴儿性顽,没了紧箍咒他是不会秉持心性,专心修行的!最关键的是,若是解了紧箍咒,我唐唐手下就没有兵使唤了,成了光杆司令,那我这佛当着也没意思了,我还是告老还乡吧!”唐唐苦着脸说道。 “那好吧,本尊就依你之言,暂时不给那猴儿解紧箍咒!本尊先去也,记得下个月十五,如期赴会!”观世音菩萨说道,驾着滚滚云雾而去。 唐唐目送观世音菩萨远去,心中感慨连连,一想到封佛大会,诸佛登上莲台,一个个金裟罩身,头顶佛光闪耀,众人敬仰膜拜,便有几分小激动。 唐唐想得入神,不想那孙悟空突然窜了出来,举着金箍棒,大喝一声道:“唐唐,你这家伙如何对得起老孙,刚刚我分明听观音菩萨说要解了我的紧箍咒,你却劝不要解,这是何居心?” 这突然的一声大喝,吓得唐唐连退了几步,良久才回过神来,平心静气地说道:“悟空,为师不让他们给你解紧箍咒也是用心良苦啊,你想,那如来和观音都是一丘之貉,看似慈眉善目,实是心性狠毒,你这猴儿虽神通广大,但是他们都是大师级别的人物,可以分分钟钟秒杀你啊,唯有这紧箍咒罩着,师父才能袒护你,不被他们所伤害。快收了棍子,不然为师又要念咒了哦!” 悟空听唐唐这一说,收了棍子,拱手道:“师父说得对,我差点误解了师父,先向师父陪一个不是!” 唐唐一皱眉头:“悟空啊,你现在怎么说也是一个佛陀,见了人不要像江湖卖艺人一样拱手作揖,要学会做阿弥陀佛才是。”说罢,双手合十,给悟空做了一个示范。 “师父,莫说了,我懂了,我来给你带来了一个好消息啊,恐怕你今晚莫想睡觉了!”悟空笑道。 “哦,什么好消息,快说给师父我听一听!”唐唐心中一喜,问道。 悟空往身旁一指,“你看看这里!”,只见他将那燃灯佛祖的灯芯往空中一丢,吹了一口仙气,他的旁边竟出现了一个身姿曼妙,眉若远山,瞳若翦水的女子,她身笼莲裙,金莲隐隐,真是美得不可方物。 “在下唐唐,请问姑娘如何称呼?”唐唐拱手说道,他不施佛礼,只怕吓跑了眼前这姑娘。 “我叫碧霞仙子,乃是一个修炼千年的妖仙!”那女子含羞地说道。 唐唐一把拉过碧霞仙子的手说道:“我不管你是妖是仙,今后你就跟我唐唐,是我唐唐的人了,我唐唐乃是旃檀功德佛,有我罩着你,没有人敢欺负你的!” “师父,我就不当电灯泡了!先闪到一边去了!”悟空说道,身子一闪,化了一缕烟,腾空而去。 唐唐轻轻咳嗽了两声道:“今天嘛,你这猴儿还算识相!”他又回头对碧霞仙子道,“姑娘,你我二人还是到房中慢慢聊吧,这佛界勾心斗角、人心倾轧,若是我唐唐被哪个卑鄙小人给检举或者打了小报告,说我轻谩佛法,亲近女人,那就死翘翘了!” 碧霞仙子一脸尴尬:“你我孤男寡女,共处斗室,好像不太好吧!” “哪里是斗室,我的房间有二十几个窗户,十几道门,宽敞明亮啊,还有佛祖赐给我的紫檀香,只要闻闻,就可以酣然入梦!莫多说,你不进来,我唐唐可跟你急了,快进来!”说着,唐唐拉拉扯扯,将碧霞仙子拉到房中,“砰”地一声,关上了大门。 …… 灵山之上,雷音寺正殿之外,蟠龙柱威严,金光晃眼,十八罗汉垂手列立左右。 “不知燃灯佛祖驾到,有失远迎接!”众罗汉皆双手合十,对燃灯佛祖施礼。 燃灯佛祖十分满意,颔首问道:“你们都认识我?” 降龙尊者走上前,微微一笑,一指燃灯佛祖的头上说道:“你看,你的额头上不是有字写得明明白白?” 燃灯佛祖这时才明白,原来是那唐唐在他额头上留了字,也罢,只要有人认识他就行了。燃灯佛祖又问道:“请问各位尊者,佛祖可在里面?” 降龙尊者回道:“佛祖正和那观世音菩萨私聊,若你不介意当电灯泡的话,你可以进去。我们是不会阻拦你的。” “那我进去了……”,燃灯佛祖一抖袍子,缓步步入正殿之中。 “有人来了,快转移话题!”如来佛祖一捂嘴巴,对观世音菩萨小声说道。 观世音菩萨一脸娇色,羞得满面酡红,回头盯着燃灯佛祖笑道:“燃灯佛尊,你那额头上的四个金字,还真明显啊,是谁写的,书法练得不错啊,简直就是神来之笔!” “回观音菩萨,是唐唐——唐唐的杰作!”燃灯佛祖暗想,这唐唐也算为自己做了一件好事,到这里来打他的小报告,是不是有点不厚道啊。 如来佛祖也禁不住笑出了声,问道:“燃灯佛尊,向来很少到本尊这里来,想必是有什么要事,不妨直说!” 燃灯佛祖思虑良久,才说道:“禀告佛祖,我要告状,我要告那唐唐,唐唐到了佛界,不思进取,还轻谩佛法,和那孙猴子狼狈为奸,私藏美女……” 如来佛祖一抬手道:“不用说了,本尊虽足不出殿,但眼观天下,耳听八方,什么事我不知道?这唐唐所做的一切,本尊都看在眼里,记在心头,本尊自然会惩罚他的,只是还未到时候罢了,下一个月十五的封佛大会,走着瞧……” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三章、掌掴弥勒佛 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 佛历,三月十五,封佛大会,灵山雷音寺正殿外面。 唐唐一个人,鬼鬼祟祟,四处张望,心中纳闷道:“难道是我唐唐记错日期了,今天的封佛大会,怎么没有几个人啊?” 突然,一个浓眉大眼的彪形汉子,虎跳着窜出,一把擒住唐唐的领子问道:“你就是唐唐吗?” “正是,阁下是哪一位?”唐唐缩了缩脖子,一脸无辜的眼神望着那个汉子问道。 “在下乃是伏虎罗汉!我是奉如来佛祖之命在,这里等你的,佛祖说大家都到齐了,只差你一个人了,让我即刻带你入殿。”那汉子说完,像拎一只死兔子一般,把唐唐拎到殿中,扔在莲坐之上。 唐唐定下神来,见周围的莲坐上都坐着十界八方的诸佛,他们正盯着自己议论纷纷。 “这个就是佛界最窝囊的旃檀功德佛,听说他一无是处,是靠那孙猴子一路棍打脚踹,扫尽诸魔,方才平安来到西方的。” “他向来闹闹叨叨,只会耍嘴皮子,是一个唠叨大师!狗屁用都没有,居然还能称佛。” “听说他被妖怪捉了无数次,还被变成老虎,虐得不成样子了。” “你看他生得白白净净的,一看就是一个小白脸儿,哪里像一个真佛的样子!” “哎,别说了,我和他坐在一起,都感觉丢脸……”其中一个佛尊掩脸说道。 唐唐听诸佛这样子议论他,勃然大怒,大吼道:“悟空,快出来!” “师父,我在这里!”只见唐唐身边冒了一束烟,悟空在他身旁闪现,作了一个揖说道:“师父找我有何事?” “我受不了这般唠叨客的风言风语,麻烦你帮我赏他们几棍子!让他们给我闭嘴!”唐唐命令道。 “师父,我不敢打啊,佛祖他在上面看着哩,若是我打了,到时候责罚下来,你老人家可得给我顶着!”悟空一指那高台上的佛座说道,这时候如来佛祖还没有来。 唐唐叹了一口气,摆手道:“算了,你那棍子重,打伤了人,我也担不起这个责,还是让我自己来吧!” 唐唐一起身,逮着旁边有一个笑得猖狂的佛尊,一耳巴掴子打了过去,只听“哎哟”一声,那佛尊被这一耳巴掴子打下了莲座,在地上打了一个滚儿。 只见他气恼地爬起身,一撩袖子,和唐唐扭打在一起。 悟空见了,慌忙上前来解围,唐唐感激道:“还是悟空好,八戒和沙沙怎么没有来?” 悟空拱手道:“禀报师父,八戒只是菩萨,悟净只是罗汉,今天是封佛大会,他们地位低了一些,不能来了。” “唉,他们二人都是跟着我混,怎么没有你混得好呢,我真是想不通啊!”唐唐又叹道。 “大胆唐唐,居然胆大包天,敢在这佛殿里殴打我的老乡!”如来佛祖走上殿来,气恼地坐在座上,一拍扶手说道。 “唐唐不明白,你的老乡是哪一个?”唐唐吓得缩着脖子,双手合十问道。 悟空凑到唐唐耳边说道:“师父,如来佛祖的老乡就是弥勒佛啊,当年弥勒佛跟着如来一起皈依佛门,为他端茶倒水的侍奉,他们的关系好着哩,今天你打错人了,只能算你老人家倒霉!” “悟空,那你得帮帮为师啊!”唐唐冷汗如雨,焦急地说道。 只见悟空走上前,对着如来佛祖一拱手道:“回禀佛祖,我师父没有打人,是我打的!” “哦?大胆猴儿,那你说说,你为何要打人?”佛祖一脸严肃的问道。 悟空往周围看了看,嘻嘻一笑道:“据我说知,这弥勒佛虽被称作佛,实质乃是一个菩萨,他冒名来参加佛会,你说该不该打?” “弥勒佛待人和善,人脉颇好,又会讨好领导,所以我要破格提拔他,成为佛尊,难道你这猴儿还有意见?”如来佛祖说道。 “我不光是有意见,我意见还很大,你说他待人和善,你看看我师父唐唐的左眼角,那一块淤青,就是被他方才给打的!”悟空不服气地指着唐唐淤青的眼角说道。 “今天是封佛大会,不是逞凶斗狠的时候,暂时不说这一些!”如来佛祖慢悠悠的说道,他决定息事宁人。 这时,唐唐又走上前问道:“佛祖,我有一事不明,想问一问,这佛位是怎么排的,我唐唐好歹也是你老人家座下的二弟子金蝉子,如今又是旃檀功德佛,如何排座排到第二十四位?” 唐唐不问不说,这一问诸佛都怒了,只见弥勒佛往后面的一个角落一指道:“唐唐,若是论能力,你应该排到最后面那个角落才是,现在你没有权利在这里说长论短!” 如来佛祖笑了笑:“大家也不要争了,我们佛教讲求众生平等,不分高低贵贱,不分尊卑的,若是你们还在争排名的话,那是显然修为悟性还不够,不配称佛!” 唐唐冷笑一声:“佛祖,你这话就不对了,你既然说众生平等,不分高低贵贱,为何你一人高高在上,有本事你下来,和我平起平坐,或者是你给我磕几个头试试!” “你……你……”如来佛祖被气得语塞,半天才压下火来,说道:“也罢,我不与你这脑子被驴踢了的人计较!” 唐唐拍了拍身上的尘土,起身道:“既然佛教讲求的众生平等,那看来今天这个封佛大会只是随便玩玩儿的,唐唐我就不奉陪了,先告辞了!”说罢,唐唐欲抽身离开。 “站住,本尊还没有问完,你为何这么快急着要走?” “人要脸,树要皮,诸佛都看不起我,我唐唐还好意思厚着脸皮待下去?”唐唐说着大步走出大殿,可是没走几步,便被那伏虎罗汉像拎一只死兔子一般,拎到殿中,丢在莲坐之上。 “我的个去,佛祖,你今天到底要怎么样才肯放过我唐唐?”唐唐半死不活的伏在莲座上说道。 “本尊听燃灯佛祖说,你最近闭门不出,勤奋修行,修炼成了一百零八种变化之法,神通广大,可否当着诸佛的面,表演给大家看看,让大家开开眼界!”如来佛祖不紧不慢的说道。 唐唐笑着环视着诸佛说道:“若是要论法力,放眼整个殿内,恐怕没有哪个佛尊能斗得过我唐唐了,但是我唐唐向来羞涩,害怕人多,这人一多,法力便使不出来了。” 弥勒佛在一旁冷笑道:“你就自夸吧,若你真有厉害,为何刚才还被我打伤?你即便是懂得一百零八种变化又如何?还不是照样被人欺负!有本事,你当着众人,变一只哈巴狗给我看看?” “汪汪!”大殿之中,突然传来狗叫之声,诸佛大惊,定盯一看,原来那弥勒佛一下子被人变成了哈巴狗。 “唐唐,不要戏弄人,快将弥勒佛变回来!”如来佛祖命令道。 唐唐不知道是怎么一回事儿,回头看见悟空躲在诸佛身后窃笑,知道是那猴儿耍的把戏,便给悟空使了个眼色,果然,一道烟腾雾闪,弥勒佛又被变了回来,弥勒佛知道了唐唐的厉害,被吓得不敢言语。 “佛祖,如今我唐唐也显了本事,该放贫僧走了吧!”唐唐说道。 如来佛祖一挥手道:“既然你有能耐,本尊也不留你了,你走吧!” 唐唐一喜,心中暗道,这么容易就脱身了,真是出乎人的意料啊,他大步流星的往大殿外卖去,只听如来佛祖说了一声“变”,在唐唐身上一指,那唐唐便变成了一只驴。 唐唐哭笑不得,回过头对如来说道:“佛祖,你做人不厚道啊,既然答应让我离开,为何还要在暗中来偷袭我?” “既然你懂得变化之法,本尊只是懂施小法而已,你可以变回来啊!”如来佛祖笑道。 “悟空,快帮为师解除法术啊,还愣着做什么!”唐唐对悟空说道。 “师父,你就认栽吧,佛祖使的法术,有谁能解得开,莫说是我,就连观世音菩萨在这里,也没有办法,你是为难徒儿啊!”悟空挠着脑袋说道。 如来佛祖微微一笑,对唐唐道:“唐唐,谅你也没有这个能耐,你还是认输吧!” 弥勒佛走出来,对众人道:“这唐唐一无是处,什么本事也没有,只会夸口说大话,座上的诸佛,你们觉得唐唐有没有资格称佛?” 座上诸佛都摆手道:“唐唐没有资格称佛,让如来佛祖把他辞退了吧!” 弥勒佛盯着如来佛祖问道:“佛祖,这件事你怎么看?” 如来佛祖叹道:“唐唐历经九九八十一难才成佛,诸位就莫要为难他了,毕竟成佛也不容易!” 唐唐苦着脸道:“是啊,我成佛也不容易,这年头就业难,大家都是同行,何必要苦苦相逼啊?” 弥勒佛腆了腆大肚子,冷笑一声道:“哼,你以为我们诸佛都是瞎子么,你取经就是坐在白马背上,闲时勾搭一下女妖怪,碰到苦难都是孙猴儿和观音菩萨给你解围!有本事,你不让孙猴儿帮忙,自己重新走一遭试试!” 唐唐气得脸色苍白,说道:“这西天取经,历经十几个寒暑,你以为是说重来就重来的么?” 如来佛祖看了看弥勒佛,又看了看唐唐,说道:“弥勒佛说得有几分礼,唐唐说得又好像是对的,莫忙,此事得容本尊仔细考虑一下,唐唐,你请回去吧,过几天我让观世音菩萨来找你!” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四章、拜倒在石榴裙下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 兜率天宫,唐唐躺在床上锁着眉头,病恹恹的,闷闷不乐,唐唐心想,这如来佛祖虽然没有当着诸佛说要贬谪我下凡,但也有那个意思了。想到这里,他又叹了一口气。 碧霞仙子坐在妆镜前,突然回过头来,问道:“唐唐,你又在叹气了,我才跟你这么两天,你便不喜欢人家了,是不是?” “你是我的心,你是我的肝,你是我的四分之三,我得罪谁也不敢得罪你啊,我的小美人?”唐唐马上换了表情,一副嬉皮笑脸的样子。 碧霞仙子一嘟嘴,一副不满的神色道:“哼,那谁是你心中的大美人?” 唐唐细细思量:“这个问题我还从来没有考虑过,如果有的话,那定是大慈大悲的观世音菩萨,她兰心蕙质,秀外慧中,温柔贤淑,只不过只可远观不可亵玩焉!” “观音菩萨你也想亵玩,胆子不小啊,不过——我知道这一些一定不是你心中正在想的事!”碧霞仙子一双透清明亮的眼睛正盯着他,似乎一眼就能看出他的心事。 唐唐心头不禁有一些慌了,他当然不会说自己会被如来佛祖贬谪的事,这样子碧霞仙子就不会跟着他了,所以他要岔开话题,只见唐唐呵呵一笑道:“我唐唐本以为得到一个美人儿,整天就可以偎红倚翠,低帏昵枕,诉柔情千缕,尽想欢娱,没想到……”唐唐苦着脸没有说下去。 碧霞仙子咯咯一笑,仿佛她最喜欢看唐唐皱眉了,碧霞仙子说道:“那本姑娘就给你一个拜倒在石榴裙下的机会!”说罢,轻轻地撩了撩碎花裙子。 唐唐抹了抹嘴,生怕流出口水来,他眼睛直勾勾地盯着碧霞仙子的粉似香雪的肌肤,心中暗想,我唐唐和你死缠了这几天,没沾到半点的便宜,你也是应该给我一个下手的机会了。 只见碧霞仙子褪下小巧的绣花鞋,又缓缓地脱下罗袜,将一个红色的小瓶子递到唐唐的手上道:“还傻傻的在那里愣着做什么,还不赶快过来给本姑娘擦指甲油。” 唐唐生怕碧霞仙子生气,赶紧凑上前去,憨笑着接过指甲油,嗅了嗅,不错,居然是蔷薇香味的,想不到碧霞仙子还时尚,脚指甲也要擦指甲油。唐唐这才明白,原来跪在地上,给女人擦脚指头的指甲油,也叫拜倒在石榴裙下。 不过,碧霞仙子生了一副美脚,美得让唐唐想掐一把,不过若是去吮脚指头,那就显得猥琐了,唐唐修佛了这么多年,心理还是比较正常的。 “快点啊,怎么磨磨蹭蹭的,本姑娘就十根脚指头,你打算要擦多久?”碧霞仙子催促道,因为唐唐擦指甲油的速度实在太慢了,跟蜗牛差不多,过了这么久,才擦三根脚指头,而且涂抹得不够均匀。 碧霞仙子再一看,原来唐唐将那指甲油抹在自己的手指甲上,已经抹了两根手指头,正在那里盯着自己的指甲乐呵呵的笑。 于是碧霞仙子蹙着柳眉,生气地骂道:“唐唐,你怎么这么变态啊,居然将这指甲油涂在自己的指甲上面?要知道这可不是男人用的东西。” “男人怎么了嘛,要知道爱美之心人皆有之,我这个人比较俗哦!”唐唐伸长纤长白细的手指,继续欣赏。 “咦,唐唐,现在是早晨还是晚上?”碧霞仙子望了望窗外,突然问道。 唐唐嘻嘻一笑:“我刚从床上起来,你说是早晨还是晚上?我正准备去给你做早餐哩!难道你最近脑子又犯糊涂了吗?还是没有睡醒?” “若是现在早上,那西边的窗户怎么会有光照进房间里来啊?难道太阳从西边出来了?”碧霞仙子指着西边的窗户说道。 唐唐凑在窗户边上看了看,回头说道:“不好,是佛光在西边涌动,一定有哪位佛祖快要莅临寒舍了,美人儿啊,快藏起来吧!免得被佛祖发现,到时候我的清誉就全毁了!” 碧霞仙子这才提着裙子起了身,也来不及穿鞋子,慌慌张张朝四下一看,问道:“藏哪里啊,你得给我指一个地方藏身才行啊!” 唐唐拎起一只细颈花瓶,一指,说道:“藏这里面!” 碧霞仙子身子一晃,倏忽化为一缕紫烟,窜到瓶子里面去了,唐唐摆好花瓶,舒了一口气,这时,门外传来“噔噔”的脚步声,唐唐便疾步上前去开门。 “啊,原来是菩萨啊,好久不见,变得如此华美多姿,窈窕动人了!”唐唐开了房门,见观世音菩萨微笑着站在门外面,慌忙施了一个佛礼,客气的说道。 “不必客气,你我在这佛界,不是经常打照面的的人么?”观音菩萨手中托着净瓶,瓶子中插着一枝早已经枯萎的杨柳枝。 唐唐盯着那杨柳枝问道:“菩萨,你的杨柳枝都死了,还插在净瓶里面做什么呢,我外面花园里有的是花花草草,等一会儿折一枝玫瑰花给你装在瓶子里,那岂不是更漂亮!” 观世音菩萨一摆手说道:“不用,不用,本尊要的就是这个效用啊,我之所以插这枯死的杨柳枝,主要是让人见识一下我起死回生的功效,你看,这一下子不是活过来了么?”菩萨说着,往那杨柳枝上一指,只见金光闪现,那杨柳枝果然慢慢复活,枝叶青翠欲滴,分外醒目。 “妙,妙,妙!实在是妙不可言!”唐唐拍手赞道,“菩萨的佛法高深,在下对菩萨佩服得五体投地!” “可菩萨今天为何要步行啊?坐在莲花台上,漂浮在空中,那不是更显法力高深?”唐唐又问道。 “唐唐,你难道忘了,那天都是你说本尊有罗圈腿了,本尊认为现在要多走点路,顺便矫正一下步姿!”观世音菩萨笑着回答道。 “也好,也好!”唐唐点头笑着,将观世音菩萨领入房中,搬了一把椅子,请她坐下。 观世音菩萨坐定身子,鼻子嗅了嗅,问道:“这房间里怎么会有一股女人身上的香味?” “菩萨鼻子真灵哩,我这房里面有蔷薇花香味也闻出来了,真是厉害!”唐唐坐在观世音菩萨的对面说道。 “蔷薇花香味?可本尊看你这房间里却未见到半枝花?”观世音菩萨在唐唐房间扫了一眼,带着怀疑的目光盯着唐唐。 唐唐一愣,旋即爽声笑道:“实不相瞒,我唐唐最近有一个不良嗜好,就是擦指甲油!”说罢,亮出他擦着红色指甲油的手指给观世音菩萨看,这手指头纤细白嫩,完本不像男人的手指。唐唐心中暗想,幸好刚刚早有准备,在自己手指上擦点指甲油,这也是给自己留了条路。 “啊,唐唐,别人说你学坏了,本尊我还不怎么相信,如今看来,真个是学坏了,你这样子擦着指甲油,不男不女的,败坏佛风啊!”观世音菩萨又是摆手,又是皱眉的说道。 “菩萨,我虽是男人,但也有追求时尚和美丽的权利啊!”唐唐解释道。 观世音菩萨突然笑了,撒娇似的说道:“这香味闻起来好舒服哦,唐唐,我也要,我也要擦嘛,来,你帮我擦!”说罢,伸出手指头,放在唐唐的眼前,对唐唐说道。 唐唐心中暗忖道:“也罢,我唐唐一个大男人家,如今只有服侍女人的份儿!”想到这里,唐唐恭恭敬敬地跪在观世音菩萨面前,拿出指甲油,给菩萨慢慢逐个指头擦起指甲油来。 观世音菩萨说道:“唐唐,其实你可以蹲着啊,没必要跪在地上给我擦指甲油的!快起来吧!”说着,要来扶唐唐。 唐唐哭丧着脸说道:“菩萨,这也是没办法的事,习惯了,你看,我这个人打小出入佛堂,早晚拜佛,就是跪在你的佛像面前长大的,如今见了你,这腿就软得跟面条儿似的,直不起来!” “唐唐,你这指甲油擦得真好,到时候你到了凡间,你就不做别的,开一家美甲店,也可以营生的!到时候我让那财神赵公明好好保佑你,到时候生意一定十分红火!”观世音菩萨盯着认认真真檫指甲油的唐唐说道。 “什么,你的意思是如来佛祖真的要贬我到凡间?”唐唐听了观世音菩萨的话,一下子懵了。 观世音菩萨点了点头,屈了屈手指说道:“如来佛祖不敢亲口告诉你,是怕你唐唐脆弱的心灵受到打击,所以派本尊来传话,可是你想知道详情,还得给我一点好处才行!” 唐唐想,这观世音菩萨也真够损的,这个时候还来打劫人家,于是问道:“菩萨,你要什么好处,尽管开口说。” “那你就将你手中那瓶蔷薇花香味的指甲油送给本尊,好么?”观世音菩萨指着唐唐手中的指甲油说道。 唐唐这可为难了,因为这指甲油并不是他的东西,若是碧霞仙子知道了,不知怎么交代,但是若将指甲油送给观世音菩萨,说不一定菩萨会在如来佛祖那里求求情,到时候也不知要免受多少苦难,于是恭恭敬敬,将指甲油双手呈上,递给观世音菩萨说道:“唐唐今天将指甲油送给菩萨了,还望菩萨笑纳!” 观世音菩萨笑着接过指甲油道:“这还差不多,我就是看你唐唐为人忠厚老实,不知在佛祖面前说了多少好话哩!可是佛祖也是无奈啊,他手下的一班子人,都认为你不应该成佛,所以佛祖决定贬你到凡间,当一介庶民,不过照常享用佛界的俸禄,可好?” “那你的意思是我如今不再是旃檀功德佛了?”唐唐苦着脸问道。 观世音菩萨点头道:“嗯,你现在是一介庶民!” “可怜我唐唐经九九八十一难,历尽千百劫难来到西方,居然还是一介庶民!”唐唐说罢,站起身子,癫狂似的笑了笑:“不行,我得去找佛祖讨回个公道!” 说罢,唐唐夺门而出,飞身腾起,欲去见如来佛祖,不料跌了个狗吃屎,伏在地上。观世音菩萨摇了摇头叹道:“你现在是庶民,再不能腾云见佛祖了!” ‘’ 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五章、谁对佛法不迷茫 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “呜呜——”唐唐伏在地上,埋头痛哭,先是低声抽泣,继而嚎啕大哭,然后便一发不可收拾。 “起来,唐唐,不要这么伤心嘛,我知道你是假装在哭啊,瞧瞧,眼泪都不曾有一滴!”观世音菩萨尴尬地站在唐唐的身旁,指着唐唐沾满地上灰尘的脸说道。 唐唐抬头望了一眼观世音菩萨,拍着地面说道:“都说你是菩萨心肠的好人,可是你见人伏在地上哭,也不上前拉人家一把,只站在一旁漠不关心的说话。” 观世音菩萨一手托着净瓶,另一只手将胸前的领子捂住,说道:“唐唐,你真坏啊,本尊就知道你没有我想像的那么单纯,你明明看到本尊今天就穿的低胸连衣裙,你就起了色心,想趁我扶你时偷窥是不是?幸好本尊观察入微,一看出你的眼神,不然又被你偷看到了。” 唐唐苦笑道:“原来我唐唐在菩萨眼里,只是一个猥琐好色的小人,真是枉活一世。我唐唐真有你想象的那么坏么?佛教说人死得解脱,得大自在,我只能一死了之!”说着,唐用头猛磕地面。 观世音菩萨上前拦住唐唐道:“唐唐,你还说自己不坏,你看那小强沾在你头上,都被磕成肉饼了,你还在磕,真是残忍之至!” 唐唐大惊失色,一摸自己的额头,果真摸了一只小强的尸体下来,摊在手上,唐唐哭丧着脸问道:“菩萨,你说这来怎么办?” 观世音菩萨微微一笑,做了一个阿弥陀佛说道:“好说,好说,我的回春法,可令它起死回生!”说罢,用杨柳枝在手中的净瓶里蘸了两滴水,洒在那小强的身上,那小强便复活过来,爬出唐唐的手掌心,一振翅飞走了。唐唐望着空空的手心,不由发怔。 “菩萨的法术真是玄妙之极,可否传授给我唐唐一些,唐唐到了凡界,也可能用得到的!”唐唐伏在地上,眼巴巴的望着观世音菩萨,恳求道。 观世音菩萨说道:“其实如来佛祖这次差我到你这里来,正是要让我授予你法术,因为有了法术,你才能降妖伏魔!” “菩萨又在说笑了,这朗朗乾坤,正气浩荡,邪气已不存,哪里来的妖魔?”唐唐四下一看,笑道。 观世音菩萨盯着唐唐,语重心长的说道:“唐唐,若是你当初懂得法力,自己扫除取经路上的妖魔,也不至于沦落到今天,取经无功,反倒被诸佛耻笑的地步。” 唐唐也叹了一口气:“如果能重来,我定靠自己的法力,扫除妖魔,以身证道!到时候再登佛界,让那诸佛无法可说。” “若是你真的打算再西游一次,这也不难,我这就送你到东土大唐!不过那猴儿这一次恐怕帮不了你了!”观世音菩萨说道。 唐唐一惊,问道:“悟空他怎么了?难道他敢不听为师的话,助我西天取经?” “悟空得知如来佛祖要贬你下凡之事,和如来佛祖大大出手,不料依然没有翻出如来佛祖的手掌心,反被压在了五行山下!”观世音菩萨说道。 “悟空那么聪明的猴儿,如来佛祖故技重施,难道他不曾看出来半分?”唐唐不解地问道。 “这次佛祖是用的左手,佛祖说他的左手只有三根指头,可怜的悟空相信了他的话,结果待悟空翻出如来佛祖的手掌心时,如来佛祖突然生了一根指头出来,将悟空击晕了。这次还是要你前去救上,解咒的梵语还是六字大明咒——唵嘛呢叭咪吽!”观世音菩萨说道。 唐唐叹道:“菩萨,我倒真的打算重新西游,可是你看我现在都一把年纪了,再取经一二十年,有点伤不起啊!” 观世音菩萨念了一个咒,又将那杨柳枝在瓷瓶里蘸了几滴水浇到唐唐的身上。 “菩萨,你这是为何,我唐唐活得好好的哩,不需要起死回生啊!”唐唐惊问道。 “本尊要让你变得年轻一些,有活力一些,难道你自己不喜欢么?我这净水瓶里的水一洒了,你就回到了你二十年前。”观世音菩萨笑道。 唐唐摸了摸自己的脸,发现自己的声音也变得稚嫩了一些,随即谢道:“谢谢菩萨,让我返老还童。” “你记住,你现在不是儿童,是青年啊,正准备好好奋斗一番的热血青年!”观世音菩萨又说道,“好了,现在本尊要传你法术了,我这里有两本书,一是《谁对佛法不迷茫》,另一本是《佛法的守望者》,你选修一本吧!”说着,观世音菩萨拿出了两本书来。 唐唐挠了挠头道:“我怎么听这书名都显得怪怪的?” “哦,我忘记告诉你了,这两本书原名,本来是叫《菩提仙术》、《达摩神术》,后来为了在佛界畅销,根据《谁的青春不迷茫》和《麦田的守望者》两本畅销书改的书名。不过这一改书名,果然销量不凡,害得我去找佛界印刷商再版复印了好几次哩!”观世音菩萨连忙解释道。 “那菩萨给我推荐一下,哪本书好学一些?唐唐我这脑子有点不好使,最好越简单越好啊!”唐唐一本正经的说道。 “若是简单易学,那本尊就首推这一本《谁对佛法不迷茫》,这书中介绍的‘伏魔一指禅’,有一指见血,立竿见影的效果!但唐唐,你记住了,这虽然是自学法术,到时候还要参加自学考试的,只有参加考试,本尊才会给你颁发正式的毕业证书。”观世音菩萨说道。 “学历?学历有什么用,这年头难道不都是看实力说话?”唐唐满不在乎的样子。 观世音菩萨呵呵笑道:“学历当然有好处,不然为何这年头那么多人都在专升本,本考研,若是你见了妖怪,先一亮自己的学历,妖怪也会先害怕几分的!比如就拿那降龙罗汉来说吧,他的‘罗汉翻天印’就是拿了学历证书的,尽管他只是罗汉,但天上诸佛都不敢惹他!其实说实在的,他的罗汉翻天印也就是一个印了花的巴掌罢了,只不过是有学历的支撑,才能在佛界横行无忌。” 唐唐悄悄凑到观世音菩萨的耳朵边上,低声问道:“菩萨,有没有假学历文凭,先给我一个,到时候我见了妖怪,也可以拿出来蒙混过关!” “现在的妖怪,精得很,就差没有把头伸到炉子里炼火眼金睛了!你的假文凭,和学历哪里能瞒得过他们的眼睛。不过我这里有一个请兵令,是当年玉帝送给我的,有这令牌,天上的任何天将都可以买你的账!”观世音菩萨说道,拿出了一个红色的牌子。 “好的,菩萨,真是谢谢了!”唐唐说着,便。要去拿菩萨手头的请兵令。 没想到菩萨往后一退,说道:“你得拿东西来跟我换才行的,难道想干指头蘸盐?” 唐唐真没有想观世音菩萨也变得如此势利了,无奈在身上搜了一会儿,终于拿出来了一串佛珠,交到观世音菩萨的手头道:“菩萨,这我唐唐最心爱的一串玛瑙佛珠,本以为能还俗后当定情信物,哎,没法,今天送给你了!” 菩萨收了佛珠,将那请兵令牌放到唐唐手头说道:“好了,既然这一切都安排妥当了,你回去收拾东西,明日我就送你回东土大唐,重新取经。” “可那经书都已经取回了,我要再想取经,唐皇李世民也不让啊?”唐唐说道。 “这个还不简单,今夜本尊潜入皇宫,一阵风一卷,那皇宫中的经书就会消失得罄尽了。当时候唐皇李世民,自然会来请你去取经的!”观世音菩萨说完,腾了莲座,驾着云朵远去。 唐唐一笑:“想不到菩萨道貌岸然,夜里却做窃贼的勾当。” 说着,唐唐返回到房中,对碧霞仙子唤道:“美人儿,菩萨走了,你可以出来啦!” “你们两个,哪里来的那么多的话要讲?害得我躲在花瓶里闷得慌!”碧霞仙子抚了抚胸口说道。 他们正说着,只听见门外又响起脚步声,唐唐急了,对碧霞仙子道:“快藏回去,准是菩萨又回来了!” 于是,碧霞光仙子又化为一缕烟,回到那细颈花瓶中,唐唐打开门,看到门外果然站的是观世音菩萨,那菩萨手中捧着一束鲜花。 只听观世音菩萨说道:“唐唐,你家花园的花果真是比别人家的花开得鲜艳漂亮,我刚才采了一把,可无奈我这净瓶儿太小了,想找你借一个花瓶用用。” “咦,唐唐,你家里哪来的女人的鞋子?”原来是碧霞仙子先前落下的绣花鞋。 唐唐慌忙上前,将那绣花小鞋套在自己的脚上,说道:“你看,我这脚,刚刚合适!” “唐唐,你这喜好女人东西的习惯要改,你这里有一个空花瓶,我先就拿走了!”观世音菩萨说着,将碧霞仙子藏身的那个花瓶里,插满了鲜花。 “到时候你取经回来,我会还你瓶子的哦!”观世音菩萨对着唐唐笑着道,唐唐虽然担心碧霞仙子,但哪里敢去阻止,只能眼睁睁的看着观世音菩萨将碧霞仙子带走。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第六章、三个和尚一群魔 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 自从那美人儿碧霞仙子一去,唐唐又患了相思,他对着镜子顾影自怜,饭也吃不下一口,只是连连叹息。不觉得眼角有泪,也不去擦拭,只是伏在床上,昏昏沉沉的睡去。 唐唐睡了,做了一个梦,梦见他躺在荒野之中,草地是柔软的,带着鲜嫩的青草味,他的身边,坐着一个衣袂飘飘的白衣女子,唐唐将头枕在她的大腿之上,那女子微笑着盯着他,用手抚摸他的脸,唐唐也开心的笑了,他似乎从来没有这么开心过。 唐唐伸手去摸她的乌黑秀发,那是乌黑如缎的秀发,让她的脸,更清秀妩媚,唐唐感概自己多情,为何他是一个和尚,却又是一个情种? 当唐唐醒来时,发现是一个梦,不觉好笑,但是他手中握着一把头发,唐唐一惊,以为美人儿就睡在他身边,结果他一扯那头发,惊叫一声,原来是自己的头发。 奇怪,真是遇上的怪事,我唐唐怎么会一夜之间长出这么长的头发?唐唐对着镜子自语道。 “红尘如梦,难道是我唐唐太恋俗世了,让我还了俗,看来这是天意,天意不可违,既然是上天让我回到俗世,我却不能不回去。”唐唐拾起行李说道。 “看来观世菩萨前来送行,是没有指望了,还是自己默默的离开吧!”唐唐走向兜率天宫的出口说道:“沙扬拉拉,观世音菩萨!骨得头儿摆,如来佛祖!我的唐唐一定会回来的!” …… 唐唐只是跨出一步,被什么东西拌了一跤就什么也不知道了。 唐唐睁开眼睛,发现一个慈眉善目的灰衣老头儿正盯着他看,唐唐说道:“多谢菩萨,救我一命!” “我哪里是菩萨,我只是一个凡夫俗子而已,我到山上砍柴,见到你的尸体,才将你捡了回来!”灰衣老头儿说道。 “尸体?我还活着,怎么能说是尸体?”唐唐问道。 “我看到你时,你身体僵直,面色发紫,和一具尸体也差不多,再加上你披头散发,满面尘土,换作其他人,定不会救你的!”灰衣老头儿说道。 “阿弥陀佛,那就多谢老人家的救命之恩了,请问老人家,这个地方是不是南赡部洲?”唐唐作了谢,又对老头儿问道。 老头儿笑了笑:“你又不是和尚,给你讲什么佛语,这里正是四大部洲之一的南赡部洲,再一直向东,便是东土大唐了。” 唐唐一摸身上,半两银子都没有,可这世上是无钱寸步难行啊,没有钱,他如何能到东土大唐?于是唐唐双手合十,施了一个佛礼,对老头儿说道:“老人家,贫僧出门在外,囊中羞涩,还望老人家能施舍一些银子给我用!” “年轻人,你要钱就给我明说嘛,干嘛要装成和尚,何况哪个和尚生得像你这样,蓄着长发,贼眉鼠脸的,难道你顶着一头乱糟糟的头发,口中念着阿弥陀佛,没有感到一丝别扭?”老头儿说着,在柜子里的一个陶罐子里面去掏钱。 唐唐被老头儿说得彻底憋不出半个字了,于是盯着他拿钱,没想到老头儿摸索半天,只摸了十文小钱,他排到桌子上说道:“就这一些,再也没有了!” 唐唐看见老头儿家徒四壁,一个像样的家具也没有,本来欲发怒,却忍住了。 老头儿又补了一句说道:“山下有酒馆,这十枚小钱,也够你喝上一盅酒了!年轻人,你快上路吧,我这房中可不留宿。” 既然是主人家请他走,他哪里还敢继续逗留,于是唐唐整理好行李,也就是一包衣衫一摇一晃地下了山。 山下是一个镇子,镇子里当然少不了住宿的客栈。 唐唐为了图个便宜,走到镇里有偏僻的一家客栈,心想只要能喝一盅酒,吃几粒花生米,晚上睡个过道也可以的。 可是这客栈比唐唐想像的要冷清,冷清得连狗进了门,望了两眼,也急忙退了回去,可唐唐还是进了门,并且还有进门时,踢了那狗一脚。 其实唐唐是很爱小动物的,可是那狗看这客栈的眼神,实在是可恨。 唐唐进了客栈才知道,这里面比他想象的要冷清,不过店家掌柜却是一个女子,肌肤若雪,齿白唇红,生得极漂亮,说话声音也好听,不过,她这里生意这么差,却好似没有道理。 唐唐手头的十文钱,比自己想象的要值钱得多,居然不但有酒,还有一盘牛肉,一碟花生米,一壶好酒,很显然是卖家做赔本买卖,来招揽生意。 那女掌柜见了唐唐虽然招呼了,但却也不是很热情,唐唐开始怀念在佛界的日子,仿佛天下诸佛都认识他,他却是佛界的红人。 酒是辛辣爽口的,牛肉是鲜香的半生牛肉,在嚼起来特别有一番滋味,花生米也很酥脆,唐唐一粒一粒的吃,因为他有的是时间,不着急。唐唐一到凡界,就迫不及待的开了荤戒,但是这里没有人管他,他自己乐在心里。 不一会儿,这酒店里又来了客人,是一个看穿着破破烂烂,但是却很干净的中年和尚,他脑袋光亮,手中提着戒刀,很明显,他是一个和尚。 他进了客栈,却也不到柜台前叫酒喝,只是眼睛盯着那墙壁上贴一张红纸看,那红纸上字密密麻麻,绝对不是客栈的菜单,而是一个布告之类的。 唐唐后悔自己太大意了,莽莽撞撞来到这房中,却没有去看布告。 那和尚看完布告,依然不到柜台叫酒喝,而是在唐唐对面坐下身子来,盯着唐唐的那盘牛肉,咽了一下口水道:“这位施主,我急着赶快到这里,三天没吃东西了,我太饿了,你可否将盘子里的东西分一些给我吃呢?” 唐唐虽然相信眼前这个和尚的话,但是却用手在盘子上一罩,摇头道:“不行,我也很饿!” “可是我晚上要降魔,必须得吃点东西才有力气,若是降了魔,领了赏钱,到时候我会主动请你吃饱餐一顿!”和尚一本正经地解释道。 “降魔?哪里来的魔?”唐唐问道。 “昨夜,来了一群魔,就在你坐的这张桌子上,落了三个人头,这客栈的人几乎全部被吓跑了!”和尚盯着唐唐笑道。 唐唐也跟着笑了笑:“你是在吓我,我不吃你这一套,我认为人活着就要该吃的吃,该喝的喝!”唐唐说着,帮那和尚斟了一杯酒道:“我也是囊中羞涩,这里的酒和牛肉都不多,但你可以放心的用。” 唐唐喝了一口酒又问道:“那赏金应该如何来算?” “一百两银子!那布告上写得清清楚楚。”说着,他往墙上的布告一指,唐唐很快就明白了。 那和尚只是喝了一口酒,吃了一片牛肉,却突然不吃了。 唐唐不解地问道:“为何不吃了,难道这牛肉不好吃?” 那和尚摆手道:“牛肉倒是很好听,只不过我在等我的一个师弟,等他来了一起吃。” “这一小碟子牛肉,我们二人吃尚不够,还要等人来一起吃,怎么够吃?”唐唐有一些生气了,本来是一片善心,没想到这个和尚却得寸进尺。 “我的师弟他瘦骨嶙峋,而且只有一只独臂,看起来比我还可怜!我看你也是一个慈善的施主,你就同情一下他吧!”和尚恳求道。 唐唐笑道:“你别看我顶着一头长发,其实我也是一个和尚,一个刚刚还俗的和尚。既然是同行,所以刚多一又碗筷也无妨。” “你等着!”那和尚走到门外,招了招手,果然有一个独臂痨病和尚,一歪一倒地走了进来。 “我叫唐唐,还未问及二位兄弟的大名?”唐唐双手合十说道。 “我叫觉命,我师弟叫觉心,我们都是远处寺庙里的出来化斋的和尚,因镇上传闻这里有妖魔出没,特前来收伏。”方才那中年和尚说道。 那客栈的女掌柜听觉命和尚说要伏魔,心中一喜,说道:“原来你们是前来伏魔的高人啊,我去给你们做几样好菜!” “掌柜莫去了,我口袋里没有钱了!”唐唐摆手道。 “没钱先记在账上,待你们领了赏钱再来付钱!”女掌钱却是很会做生意,因为伏魔的钱是镇上的花销,并不由她这家小客栈来支付。 不一会,那女掌柜又送了热腾腾的饭菜说道:“那妖魔十分厉害,我担心你们这般酒肉和尚不是他的对手。” 痨病和尚觉手说道:“我们虽然是酒肉和尚,但佛法并不生疏,平常做过不少降伏妖魔的善事,在这浅沙镇上,也有不少口碑的,就是不知道眼前这还俗的和没有什么本事!” 唐唐有一点心虚了,但还是勉强笑了笑,唐唐心想,这里三个和尚中,当然就属自己没用,别的和尚,敢拼敢杀,能举戒刀,而他刀枪棍棒都未曾碰过。而他当年取经的九环锡杖,也不过是手上耍耍的道具,从来没有伤过任何的妖怪。 “我的佛法生疏,今夜降伏妖魔,要全倚仗你们二位师兄了。”说罢,唐唐给觉命和觉心二位和尚夹了一些肉片在碗里头。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第七章、三个和尚一群魔 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 那个叫绝命的和尚,一听唐唐说不会法力,哈哈大笑:“若你不会法力,到时候我和师弟杀了那妖魔,你也分不到半分的赏钱!” “我唐唐本就不是为了赏钱而来,而且听说那妖魔凶残,我觉得还是性命重要。”唐唐缩了缩脖子说道。 “师兄,那妖魔是不是要入夜了才会来?”觉心也不理唐唐,提起戒刀对绝命问道。 绝命呵呵一笑:“而今我已酒足饭饱,管他何时来,我们不用担心,怕的是他不来。”他也起了身,提起了戒刀,看起来信心十足。 唯有唐唐唉声叹气地说道:“唉,看来这个样子,我还是先躲了吧,免费那妖魔来了,祸及无辜,引火烧身!”说罢,他提起行李包袱,使客栈外面走。 他一打开客栈外面的门,见外面镇上,行人奔走,黑风阵阵,只听“砰”地一声,那门被风吹关了过来。 说实在的,唐唐被吓道了,他慌忙走到桌子前,对觉命和觉心两个和尚说道:“不得了,那妖魔来了!” “唐唐,来,坐下,不要慌,先喝一杯酒,压压惊。”说着,那觉命和尚给唐唐斟了一杯酒。 唐唐将杯子掐在手中,抖抖瑟瑟,杯子中的酒也荡出去了不少,唐唐低声说道:“我害怕,能不能不喝酒,喝醉了更怕。” “你可以转移一下注意力,比如说看书,这样子会冷静一些!”觉命和尚擦拭着刀锋说道,“不过我们可要动手了,妖魔一进来,我们就下手开宰!” 唐唐突然想起了观世音菩萨给他的那本书,那本书的名字叫《谁对佛法不迷茫》,而里面,记载着的却是一些降伏妖魔的法术。于是,唐唐开始翻阅这一本书。 觉命和觉心两个和尚,虽然都在擦拭着刀锋,表面上平静,实际内心中却若鹿撞一般,因为他们心中都没有一个底儿,可真正内心平静的却是这客栈的女掌柜,在这里,她也是唯一见过妖魔模样的人。 觉命和尚见堂堂盯着书看得津津有味,凑上前道:“唐唐你看的什么书,《谁对佛法不迷茫》,呵呵,没想到这世上还有这么搞怪书名的书。” 唐唐也只是微微笑了笑,他说道:“不要小看这本书,可是观世音菩萨亲自给我的,高深着哩!” “开什么玩笑,我拜了几十年的佛,也只是在梦中见过菩萨而已,而你说菩萨赠予你的书,贫僧想,你也是个疯疯癫癫的和尚。难怪不得当不成和尚,却要还俗。”绝命和尚耻笑道。 这时,只见那女掌柜在那里做针线活儿,挠了挠脑袋,口中自语道:“这么多的彩色线头,都分不清楚了!” 她抬起头来,看了看唐唐道:“那个还俗的和尚,你过来帮帮忙好么?” 唐唐眼睛盯着书上,那现在正在领悟伏魔一指禅,哪里有功夫理她,于是摆手歉意的一笑道:“这个事,莫要找我,我就是一个地地道道的色盲,分不清颜色的!”说着,他一个人边看书,边比划着伏魔一指禅的手势。 只听觉心和尚对那觉命和尚说道:“师兄,那妖魔怎么还没有来,我们干完事,却要睡觉呢!” 就在这时,一阵恶风,飞沙走石,将这小客栈的门再次吹来了。木楼里悬挂的风铃,响得叮叮当当的。 一只狗头妖怪闯了过来,唐唐见了,慌忙用书掩了脸。原来,这个狗头妖怪就是他进门时踢的那条恶狗。 更让唐唐没有想到的是眼前这两个和尚见了妖怪却没有动手,而是一直在笑,这狗头妖怪也笑嘻嘻地走到他们二人面前,一拱手道:“大哥,二哥,你们为何还没有下手,那一群魔找到了没有?” 觉命和尚说道:“三弟,我在等你哩!”说罢,他一抹脸,居然变成了一个狗头妖怪,唐唐吓得心脏都快跳出来了。 唐唐再一看觉心和尚,他也变成了狗头妖怪,他手中的戒刀,直向自己斩了过来,只听“当”地一声,那刀居然被格挡了回去。 原来,是那觉命和尚格挡住了觉心和尚手中的戒刀,只听他说道:“兄弟,你我虽说是妖怪,也并不是无恶不作的妖怪,这唐唐只是一个喜欢读书的路人,你我且莫要伤他,现在我们要对付的对象是一群魔。” “一群魔是谁?”觉心和尚问道。 “一群魔不是一群妖魔,而是这小镇上最强大的伏魔人!”觉命和尚微微一笑说道,“你看这里最镇定的人就是一群魔。” 唐唐这时已经迷糊了,搞不清楚谁是妖怪谁是魔了,只见觉心和尚一指女掌柜,对觉命和尚问道:“难道师兄说着是她,她就是这镇子上最强的伏魔人?” 觉命和尚点了点头,说道:“大家一起上,杀了她!” 唐唐此时无比的尴尬,因为他不知道自己该不该出手,该帮哪一方,但是觉心和觉命他们三个,分明是狗头妖怪。那唯有帮女掌柜了。 可是那刀光凌乱,唐唐根本看不清谁是谁,更谈不上前去帮手了,只能惊慌地躲避在桌子下面,暗中观看。 那狗头妖怪虽然是三个对一个,而且手中都有戒刀,但是并没有落得好处。看样子他们打了一个平手,不分上下。唐唐心中暗想,得趁他们未分胜负时,赶紧脱身才行的。 于是,唐唐从桌子下面爬出来,一直向前爬,直到爬向门口,唐唐才起身开了门,准备出去。 这时,一具尸体突然砸在他的面前,溅了他一脸的血,唐唐惊叫一声,发现死的正是最后进门的那个狗头妖怪。 “你们这帮妖怪,化装成和尚的样子,借化缘为幌子,到处吃人,你莫以为我不知道!”女掌柜冷笑一声说道。 “我最恨的就是你们这一帮伏魔人,管的事也太多了!”觉命和尚说道。其实他已经不是和尚的模样,应该叫他狗头妖怪,似乎要更准确一些。 “可这世上的事,终究要一个人来管,不得任你们胡作非为,肆意猖狂!”女掌柜回答道。 唐唐心想,不管他们谁胜谁负了,先出门再说,保命要紧。 可正当他要出门之时,那觉命和尚飞身过来,一把戒刀架在他的脖子之上,说道:“唐唐,没有想到留着你还有几分用,可以要挟那伏魔人。” 唐唐再一看那女掌柜,她已经将觉心和尚给杀了,觉心和尚化为原形,原本是一个独臂汉子,转眼变为一只三条腿的狗。女掌柜杀人的速度极快,唐唐都没有看清楚她是用的何种武器,也许他用的是一根绣花针而已。 “你不要过来,再过来,我就杀了唐唐。”觉命和尚有点心慌了,他再也不想杀伏魔人了,他也觉得性命要重要一些。 女掌柜却没有放过他的意思,只见那女掌柜步步进逼,唐唐脖子都被戒刀划破了皮,在流血。 “掌柜家,你还是不要杀他,不然我的性命就没有了。”唐唐哀求道,他想女掌柜不要再靠近了。 “哼,你的死活与我有何干,刚才我让你过来给我理线头,就是暗示你离开,你却不理会,这下被人用刀架着脖子也是活该!”女掌柜不屑一顾地说道,很显然,她没有将唐唐放在眼里。 唐唐叹了一口气,他遇到这种伏魔人,也只能自认倒霉了。现在唯一的脱身方法,只能是自救了。 “伏魔一指禅!”唐唐大喝一声,一下子点在觉命和尚的脑袋上。 那觉命和尚却岿然不动,笑道:“我曾练就了铁头功,你怎么能伤得了我?” 唐唐见自己的伏魔一指禅第一次使用便失败了,心中十分的失望。这时,只见那女掌柜突然扔出一条彩绳来,一下子将觉命和尚套住了。 觉命和尚见那彩绳越来越紧,他却无法挣脱,只能躺在地上打滚,女掌柜走上前,凌空点了一指,一条光射出,觉命和尚便被杀死了,他化为一只黑狗。 女掌柜笑着对唐唐说道:“看到了没有,这才是真正的伏魔一指禅!这出指的时候,要凌空击出,不要贴着人的身子。” 唐唐憨笑了一声,心中暗忖道:“这女掌柜不知道是什么来头,看起来好高深的样子,但是她怎么会伏魔一指禅?”这是一个费解的问题,不过唐唐并没有问。 女掌柜拍了拍手道:“好了,这三个妖怪都被我解决了,唐唐,你拿他们的尸体去领赏吧!” 只要能领到赏钱,唐唐当然高兴。 “敢问女施主叫什么名字?你会降伏妖怪,是道士还是佛?”唐唐忍不住问道。 “我叫云妙,其实我就是一个普普通通的伏魔人,哪里有妖魔,我就去哪里!”女掌柜抖了抖裙裳说道。 “那你定不是这客栈的掌柜。”唐唐笑了。 “当然不是!”云妙说着,也不再理唐唐,独自走出了客栈。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第八章、九耳妖魔 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 云妙离开了唐唐,出了小镇,唐唐在客栈住了一宿,第二天便提着三只狗妖的脑袋去小镇镇长那里去领了一些赏钱。 镇长是一个脾气很好的中年汉子,身着绫罗绸缎,脸微胖,身上有肉,看起来十分的富态,镇长看了看那狗头妖怪的脑袋,又看了看唐唐,问道:“难道你就是这镇上传说的最强大的伏魔人云妙?” 唐唐双手合十做了一个阿弥陀佛道:“不是,镇长,我叫唐唐,是一个已经还俗的和尚。” 镇长点头笑了笑:“你头发都长这么长了,看来还俗已经很久了吧?” 唐唐生怕镇长利用搭讪,岔开话题,不给他拿赏钱,遂说道:“镇长,妖怪已经被我降伏了,我想我应该得到那一份属于我的赏钱,布告上说,一百两钱子,应该不错。” 镇长笑了笑:“一百两银子是没有错,但是若要扣除百分之二十的个人所得税,你只能得到八十两银子。” “八十两银子就八十两银子,我唐唐领了银子好走路。”唐唐催促道,他现在一心想回东土大唐。 “要知道布告是有时限的,你看的那份布告已经过期了,所以你一两银子也莫想拿到。”镇长奸笑道。 “啊?告诉我,那布告什么时候过期的?”唐唐一惊,他没想到这替人伏魔也会遭遇骗子,但这镇长的确是一个奸滑狡诈的人,不好对付。 镇长说道:“昨天,我就听说有人降伏了妖魔,所以,今天早上,已经撤销了那份布告。所以你一两银子领不到,除非……”镇长狡黠的眼光在唐唐身上一扫,却没有说下文。 “除非什么?”唐唐急切的问道。 “除非你能完成我们新发布的悬赏布告!”镇长指着一份刚写好还未张贴的布告说道:“对面有一座荒山,叫蓝耳山,山上有一个熔岩石穴,叫邪云洞,洞中有一个妖魔,妖魔的名字叫做九耳怪。若是能除掉这九个耳朵的妖魔,便有两百两银子的赏钱。” “这九耳妖怪厉害么?”唐唐问道。 镇长一皱眉道:“当然厉害,不然为何赏钱要比狗头妖要多一些?他已经杀死前去伏魔的三个道士和一个和尚了,他有九个耳朵,听力极好,能听到千里之外的东西。而且他舌头极长,能将十丈内的人,直接卷入口中,生吞活咽。说不一定,我们现在说话,那妖魔也听着哩!唐唐,我想你也要量力而行,若是不能降伏那妖魔就别去了。” 唐唐想了想,说道:“那妖魔盘踞在洞穴之中,只要不到镇上来伤人,我们何必要去惹他?” 镇长叹了一口气道:“你有所不知,这山上有一路通往东土大唐的商道,而且是去东土大唐必经之路,此妖怪不除掉,定不要想到东土大唐去。我们这小镇,久不与东土大唐通商,生活用品日益消耗殆尽,所以必须尽快除掉此妖魔。” 唐唐这下子可为难了,本来想多一事不如少一事,避开那妖怪,可一想是必经之路,即使有生命危险,也要冒险前去。 唐唐身上没钱,也不敢在镇上久留,所以趁天日尚早,唐唐抱着几分侥幸心理上了蓝耳山,或许日光正盛,那妖魔害怕太阳光照射,不会出来。 可唐唐没想到的是,这山间林密,遮天蔽日,即使是大太阳的天气,一入山中,也像阴天一般。 山中林密又无风,却有一股难闻的腐尸臭气。这臭气十分难闻,唐唐在林中寻了一半天,什么也没发现,却在树上看到一个女子,这个女子正是云妙。 云妙居然在树上睡觉,那树很高,看似很危险,然而云妙却睡得十分的香甜,唐唐见到云妙,当然十分的高兴,因为云妙是一个厉害的伏魔人,只要跟着她,一定能顺利通过这蓝耳山。 唐唐正准备唤云妙时,云妙已经轻轻飞身下了树,云妙生气的问道:“唐唐,你为何老是跟着我,难道是看见本姑娘长得漂亮!” 唐唐施了一个佛礼:“贫僧不好色,只是比较喜欢漂亮的女人!” “也罢,不喜欢女人的男人都是太监,本姑娘虽然漂亮,但是却没有追随者。”云妙说道。 “那我愿意做姑娘的追随者,不知姑娘要去何方?”唐唐问道。 “本姑娘要去那东土大唐,寻找一个有缘的和尚!”云妙说道。 唐唐嘻嘻一笑:“姑娘居然喜欢和尚,其实我就是一个和尚,只是蓄了头发,别人看不出来而已!” 云妙摇头说道:“我要寻的和尚,却不是你,因为你与本姑娘缘分不够。何况你喜欢漂亮的女人,又是一个酒肉和尚,所以就成了一个俗不可耐的和尚,本姑娘和你这种俗不可耐的和尚注定无缘了。” “怎么说缘分不够呢,我们之间分明是第二次见面了!而且你我都是去东土大唐,真是顺风顺风顺道。”唐唐辩解道。 云妙突然在草丛中摘了一个蓝色的果子下来,递给唐唐说道:“吃了它,我就相信你和我有缘。” 唐唐一皱眉头问道:“这果子有没有毒?你莫是想毒害我唐唐,我唐唐可是天上的旃檀功德佛,毒死我是会遭到天谴的!” 云妙咯咯一笑:“我如何能毒害你呢,只不过这果子很臭而已。” 唐唐一闻,这果子散发出来的就是刚刚他到林子时闻到的腐尸气味,唐唐十分的生气:“这么臭的东西,你叫我吃,还不如让我去吃屎!”说罢,欲将这蓝色的果子丢掉。 云妙拦住唐唐说道:“这果子虽臭,但是它却能保你的命,你吃了这果子后,你的身上会奇臭无比,到时候,即便是遇到那九耳妖魔,他会嫌弃你臭,而不吃你的。” 唐唐听说能保命,慌忙将这果子狼吞虎咽般吃了。唐唐又问:“这果子虽然很臭,但是吃到口中味道倒也少可以,还有没有,给我吃一个。” “这果子,吃多了你身上的臭味就很难消除,所以我还是建议你少吃一些!”云妙十分认真地说道。 唐唐又问道:“那你叫我吃,为何你自己不吃一颗呢?” “因为我要前去杀掉那九耳妖魔,而你就是诱饵啊,那九耳妖魔长期蛰伏在洞中不出来,我让你去当诱饵,引他出来,我再击杀他。”云妙笑着说道。 唐唐吐了吐舌头:“这么冒险的事,干嘛让我去做?” “因为这里只有我们两个人,本姑娘总不可能去当诱饵吧!”云妙说道。 他们二人继续使山上前行,走了不远,云妙停下步子道:“前面就是那九耳妖魔的山洞,你就在外面引诱他出来。” “怎么个引诱法?”唐唐不解的问道。 “你不要装着灰头土脸的样子,你这么年轻,怎么也要露出你的小鲜肉啊!勾起妖怪的食欲,让他想一口吃掉你!懂了吗?”云妙教导道。 “可是万一他的鼻子失灵,没能嗅出我身上的臭味,一口将我咽下去,那岂不是完了?”唐唐说道。 “那妖怪的舌头长十丈,你就站在十丈开外,他一伸出舌头,我就一刀斩断它,这不就安全了?”云妙说道。 唐唐听信了云妙的话,站在那洞口十丈外的地方,但是却不见有人出来。 唐唐问道:“云姑娘,难道我离那洞口太远了么,妖怪怎么没有一点反应啊?” “那你就走近一些!”云妙说道。 唐唐小心翼翼地挪动着步子,回头看了看云妙,云妙说道:“还再近一些。” 云妙摇了摇头,唐唐壮了壮胆,再往前挪步,只见那妖怪的长舌头突然伸了出来,唐唐哪里来得及闪躲,被妖怪的舌头卷了进去。 “妖怪,有事好商量,有事好商量,你不要吃我,先放我下来!”唐唐恳求道。 “那你给我一个理由,我是一个很讲道理的妖怪!”那妖怪说道,由于舌头卷着唐唐,所以说话并不是很清楚,但唐唐还是能听懂他说的话。 “因为我身上很臭!”唐唐说道。 “这个理由不够好,那狗妖是我结识的好友,他们以前经常吃大便,我被他们同化了,所以也不害怕吃臭的东西,有时我化为人形,还会到镇上街头买臭豆腐吃。”九耳妖魔说道。 “我身上有毒,我有一次喂牛时,稻草割破了我的手,我的血液滴在稻草上,毒死过一头牛。”唐唐编了一个故事。 九耳妖魔大笑道:“笑得我肠子快打结了,那牛是你没有喂水咽死的。” “我还有一个重大的理由,你听说了,一定不会吃我的!”唐唐说道。 “我再重复一遍,我是一个讲道理的妖怪,只要你理由合理,我不吃你!”那妖怪十分认真的说道。 “我是那西天取经的唐唐,我的徒弟个个都很厉害!”唐唐终于拿出了杀手锏,心想这下子妖怪肯定会害怕了。 妖怪笑了,笑得眼泪在眼眶中打转儿:“哈哈,你夸你的徒弟很厉害,证明你自己却没有什么能力,换作别人,我也放过他,你是唐唐,我就更不能放了,要知道吃了唐唐肉,可以长生不老的!” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第九章、九耳妖魔 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐仔细看那妖怪,目似铜铃,生着血盆大口,而且果然有九只耳朵,他通晓人语,而且口口声声说自己是讲道理的妖怪,但是唐唐说出自己的身份过后,九耳妖魔并没有放过他,而是反而要吃他。 “云妙姑娘,我在洞里,被妖怪擒住了!快来救我!”唐唐对着洞外喊道。 “你别喊了,那姑娘可是我的同伙,是她让你到洞口来的吧?”九耳妖魔笑着,将擒在手里的唐唐放到地上,可是唐唐还是无法逃脱,因为唐唐两条腿无法瞬间逃到十丈之外。 唐唐听那九耳妖魔说云妙是他的同伙,觉得有一种被人出卖的感觉,现在云妙是没有指望了,看来还得自己设法逃生才行。 “唐唐,其实有一直有一个问题纠结在心中,你帮忙解释一下?”九耳妖魔说道。 “你说吧,我听说的哩!”唐唐心想反正无法逃脱,索性坐在地上,和那九耳妖魔消磨时间。 九耳妖魔顿了顿说道:“你说你经历了九九八十一难,为何从来没有一个妖怪能顺利的吃掉你呢?” 唐唐心想,那些妖魔不能吃他,主要都是吃熟食的妖怪,不是想蒸熟了吃,就是想煮熟了吃,还有油煎的吃,若是生吃的话,他唐唐早就性命不保了。可这不能让眼前这九耳妖魔知道。 所以唐唐回答道:“他们之所以吃不了我,主要回答不上来我的一个问题。这个问题目超级的难,难得他们都不想吃我了。” 九耳妖魔好奇的问道:“那你说来给我听听,我有九个耳朵,知道的事也比较多,想来也没有什么问题能难道我!” 唐唐微微一笑:“那我可要问了哦!听好了,你说,你的右手永远抓不到什么?” 九耳妖魔哈哈一笑,指着天空说道:“这个问题太简单了,我不会飞,所以抓不到天空,你说对不对?” “错了,答案是你右手永远抓不到你的右手!”唐唐笑道:“问题没回答上来,这下子你应该放我走了吧,你说你是一个比较讲道理的妖怪,说话可要算数!”说着唐唐便往洞外走去。 唐唐刚走出去几步,却又被九耳妖魔拉了回来,九耳妖魔说道:“你不能走,你这明明是耍小聪明,骗过我,所以我不能放你走!” 唐唐本以为死定了,没想到九耳妖魔却笑了笑说道:“没想到你这唐唐如此的聪明,所以我暂时先不吃你,要让你帮我办一件事!” “什么?你要吃我,还想让我办你办事?”唐唐头摇得像拨浪鼓,断然拒绝了九耳妖魔的要求。 “可现在我是刀俎,你是鱼肉,你得无条件的服从我啊!”九耳妖魔表情严肃地说道。 “那好吧,有什么事要我帮忙就直说,不过能不能办到,我不能肯定!”唐唐也是十分无奈啊,毕竟这妖魔呆呆傻傻的,能和他拖延一些时间也好。 九耳妖魔说道:“前些日子,我出去在林子中转悠,捡了一个宝贝,却始终解不开他!”说着,他拿出了一印着盘龙花纹的金属盒子,那东西外面看也会闪光,可见真是一件宝贝。 “依我唐唐多年的经验来看,你这个东西是一个密码箱啊?解这个不要什么智商,若是有高明的盗贼在这里,可以分分秒秒给你解开!可不知道这箱子里面装的是什么。”唐唐在手中翻来覆去看着那宝贝说道。 “密码箱?这么树林中居然有这么高科技的玩意儿!”九耳妖魔一惊,自语道。 “我懂了,这个箱子居然是滑动解锁!”唐唐果然聪明,瞬间领悟了过来,但是他却不会贸然打开那盒子。 唐唐将盒子递给九耳朵妖魔道:“我不敢妄自打开,还是你自己来吧!”说着,唐唐已经闪到一边。 九耳妖魔将那盒子盖子一滑,盒子一下了便弹开了,里面窜出一屡黑烟,那黑烟越来越多,转眼化为一个面目狰狞的妖魔。九耳妖魔本来已经够大了,可这个妖魔的高已经抵到的洞顶,显然更高大强壮。 “你是谁?为何会藏在这个盒子里面?”九耳妖魔害怕地退了两步,问道。 “我是伏地魔,已经被封印了一千五百多年,你们这帮无知的人类,居然放我出来,真的是找死!”伏地魔用力一拍地面,整个山洞似乎都在震动,洞顶的石头一直往下掉。 “可我不是人类,我也是妖怪啊!”九耳妖魔见了伏地魔,也只能慑于他的威力,害怕起来。 “谁让你放我出来的?你也得死!”那伏地魔咬牙切齿地说道。 九耳妖魔一把抓起唐唐,往洞处逃去,真是一山还比一山高啊,九耳妖魔居然害怕伏地魔,先逃了,不过他不会轻易放弃唐唐的。即使他死了,也不会将唐唐留给伏地魔,所以他逃走时带走了唐唐。 唐唐嚷道:“喂,不要这么鲁莽,你这样子我都喘不过气来,快死了!”对九耳妖魔说道。 “那好,你伏在我的背上,我们得跑快一些,免得那伏地魔追上来!”九耳妖魔对唐唐说道,转眼之间,他们便由对于的敌人,转变为同仇敌忾的盟友了。 唐唐伏在九耳妖魔的背上,只听风声簌簌,他们在林中行得飞快。 可那伏地魔更是神通,飞身一纵,从他们的头顶越过,挡住了他们的去路,伏地魔冷笑道:“想要逃,却没有这么容易!” 九耳妖魔将唐唐放到地上,咬牙说道:“你等着,我要和他过招!”说罢,大吼一声,挥舞着爪子,向伏地魔杀了过去。 那伏地魔身形像人熊一样魁梧,虽然瞬间被那九耳妖魔在身上留下了几道血痕,但是一拳击出,那九耳妖魔不敌,被击中胸口,仰面翻倒在地上。 只见一道妖艳的光闪,那九耳妖魔居然化为了原形,唐唐一看,大吃一惊,原以为那九耳妖魔是什么妖兽幻化的妖怪,没想到那九耳妖魔却是幻化为了他曾经的法宝九环锡杖。 唐唐恍然大悟,原来这一切的一切,都是观世音菩萨安排的闹剧。 “你就是唐唐么?”伏地魔沉声问道。 唐唐摇了摇头道:“不是,唐唐是一个其貌不扬的光头和尚,怎么会像我这样子一头长发随风,英俊飘逸!”唐唐知道一般妖怪问他是不是唐唐,就一定不是好事,所是他绝对不会承认自己是唐唐。 伏地魔冷冷一笑:“观世音菩萨已经明确地指示了,你的九千九百八十一难,第一难就是我伏地魔了,若是你想放弃,也莫想成佛了!” “啊,怎么会有这么多难?这菩萨真是坑死人了啊!”唐唐惊叹道。 “菩萨说过了,只要你没到灵山,这中间出现的妖怪就无上限。”伏地魔笑道。 唐唐连连摆手道:“不成,不成,你我之间力量悬殊太大了,能不能换一个比较弱一点的?给我一个选择的机会?” “当然不行,取经之事,非同儿戏,何况我只是身躯庞大,内心比较脆弱!你赶快拿起你的武器九环锡杖,与我一战!”伏地魔沉声说道。 唐唐拿起九环锡杖,在手中掂了掂,份量不轻,但是这个锡杖,在他以前取经之时,就纯粹只是一个道具而已,根本不能发挥任何的作用。这九环锡杖唯一的好处,就是可是护身。 但是唐唐已经顾不了这么多了,抡起九环锡杖就朝那伏地魔的脑袋上砸去。 “打人也要有个招法啊,哪里是你这样子蛮干的?”伏地魔轻易避过唐唐的攻击说道。 “你是妖怪,又不是人,我跟你讲什么招法,只要能打败你就行!”唐唐不由分说,九环锡杖又挥舞了出去。 伏地魔面色一冷:“那我可就不客气了!” “哎哟!”伏地魔还没有出手,唐唐便已经倒在了地上,表情痛苦地说道,“我受伤了,你赢了!” 伏地魔叹道:“算你狠,居然这么轻易就不战而降了,现在你是我的俘虏,我要吃了你!” 伏地魔走近唐唐,又痛苦地说道:“可是我想尝尝失败的滋味,你能不能打败我一次。” 唐唐揉了揉太阳穴说道:“莫忙,这得让我考虑考虑!” “那你得快点,打完了我要回去吃饭!”伏地魔焦急地催促道。 “难道我唐唐不就是你的午餐?”唐唐问道。 伏地魔呵呵一笑:“你当然不是我的午餐,我擒了你,要将你做成罐头,或者腌成熏肉,然后慢慢的吃。” “好吧,我新近学了一招,叫伏魔一指禅,不过我打过来时,你可不要躲闪!”唐唐说道。 “好,你保证不闪!”伏地魔倒有几份胆气。 唐唐念了一个诀,一右手一指点出,那伏地魔早就闪得远远的,唐唐皱眉道:“你说话不算数,为何要躲闪。” “我虽然攻击厉害,但不代表防御力强啊,所以见了你的伏魔一指禅,还是有点心虚!”伏地魔解释道。 “那你站好,不要动,让我再攻击一次,如何?”唐唐说道。 那伏地魔果然老老实实地立在原地,可是唐唐的伏魔一指禅还没有出手,就见那伏地魔闷哼一声,歪倒在地上。 唐唐走近仔细一看,原来那伏地魔的头上插着几根毒针。无疑,是有人在暗中帮了他。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十章、妖雾深锁讲经夜 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “咯咯咯,”只闻几声清脆悦耳的笑声,云妙从一棵树上飞身而下,立在唐唐的身前道:“唐唐,莫怕,是我!” 唐唐见是云妙,非但不谢她,反而皱眉怒道:“我唐唐明明可以杀掉这妖魔的,谁让你出手相助,多手多脚!快说,你是不是观世音菩萨派来监视我的?” 云妙却也不气,仍笑着说道:“唐唐莫要气,我只是一个伏魔人而已,怎么和那天上的观世音菩萨扯上关系?” 唐唐展颜一笑道:“我唐唐的意思是你既然帮我除掉了伏地魔,又屡次救我,不如送佛送到西,护送我却东土大唐。” 云妙想了想道:“你我虽是同道,都是去东土大唐,但我毕竟是一个姑娘家,怎么能跟你一个和尚一道呢,我看我还是给你一些银子,让你自己上路。”说罢,拿出一袋银子,丢在唐唐身上。 唐唐接住那一袋银子,心中一喜,问道:“哪里来的银子?” “听说这镇子上的镇长吝啬,人家伏魔了却不给赏钱,我就索性去打劫了他,银子都在这里了,数一数,有没有一百两!”云妙说道。 “不用数了,我唐唐可是一个知足的人,只要有钱用,不饿肚子就行了!”唐唐说着,收了银子,和云妙作别,便上路了。 唐唐在山中行了一天,前面的山势渐缓,土地平阔,出现了一座古色古香的寺院。寺院上有一个匾牌,上面写得金山寺三个大字。 金山寺远在大唐,怎么会出现在这大山之中,唐唐十分惊讶。 “这个师兄,请问这里可是金山寺啊?”唐唐走上前,施了一个佛礼对门前一个穿着灰布衫子扫地的和尚问道。 那和尚一皱眉,看了唐唐一眼,耻笑道:“你是哪里来的臭要饭的,匾牌上这么大的字,你不认识么?这里是全山寺,不是金山寺!” 寺庙也有山寨版本的?唐唐再仔细一看匾牌,果然是全山寺,原来刚才是看走眼了,可这扫地的和尚真是目中无人,居然骂自己是臭要饭的,真是岂有此理,唐唐拿出那一大袋子银子在那和尚面前晃了晃,那银子摇得哗哗作响。 “看到了么,我唐唐可是有钱人,这里面装的全是银子!”唐唐得意的说道。 那扫地和尚一脸的鄙夷,说道:“穷不可怕,可怕的是穷还出来骗人,你拿着一袋子石子来骗我有什么意思?” “真的是白花花的银子,我骗你有意思么?”唐唐说罢,抓了一把银子在手上,那银子金光耀眼。 那扫地和尚见了这么多的白花花的银子,傻了眼,笑着说道:“我一开始就见施主手上拿着锡杖在手,就知道施主定非俗人,所以原来果然是有钱的大爷!” 说着,他四下看了看,放下手中的扫帚,凑到唐唐的跟前说道:“其实我这里也有一件值钱的佛宝,你要不要?” 唐唐十分好奇,遂问道:“什么佛宝,不妨拿来给我看看!” “嘘,不要张扬,我这佛宝是当年唐三藏取经用过的锦襕袈裟!”扫地和尚低声说道。 “你一个扫地和尚,哪里来的这么珍贵的宝贝?”唐唐打量着扫地和尚说道。 扫地和尚苦着脸,叹了一口气道:“我哪里是什么扫地和尚,我是这寺庙的住持和尚,只因为一个月前,我们寺院里来了一个高僧,我与他斗法,因不敌他,所以被贬为扫地僧。” “我叫唐唐,请问住持大师怎么称呼?”唐唐拱手问道。 住持和尚双手合十道:“贫僧佛号叫法海!” 唐唐一惊:“你就是将那两只蛇精玩得死去活来的法海?” “贫僧一直视降妖伏魔为己任,但是还从来没有遇到过蛇精,难道施主有未卜先知的能力?”法海和尚一脸无辜的问道。 “那好,算我没有说过!你先把锦襕袈裟拿来给我看看!”唐唐说道。 “那你随我到屋里来坐坐吧!”说着法海将唐唐领到一个禅房之中,唐唐坐定身子问道:“这么大个寺院,为何冷冷清清的,不见一个人。” 法海和尚叹道:“自从那高僧来到这寺院里后,有一个午夜念经的习惯,所有的和尚,必须要半夜起来听他念经,所以大多数的和尚都选择白天睡觉,这寺院也就变得冷冷清清的了。” “原来是这样!”唐唐点了点头,这时,法海捧着锦襕袈裟走了上来。 唐唐打量着那锦襕袈裟,摇头叹道:“这袈裟是假的?” “假的?”法海一惊,仔细一看,以往这袈裟上面的金线分明,现在却是黯淡无光。 只听那法海和尚大声嚎叫道:“天啊,我的锦襕袈裟被谁给我调包了?” “不就是一件破袈裟么?要知道我唐唐穿锦澜袈裟时,从来没有洗过!那件袈裟又脏又臭,说不一定里面还有虱子。”唐唐笑着安慰道。 “你和锦澜袈裟有什么关系?”法海不解地问道。 “我饿了,你得先给我做点饭吃了再告诉你!”唐唐对法海吩咐道,如今他是有钱人,对法海这种穷和尚可以随意指使。 “你没见我袈裟失窃正在伤心之处!你让我静下心来想一想,我的袈裟是被谁盗走了。”法海坐在地上说道。 唐唐沉默了一会儿问道:“那我问你,你的袈裟是藏在何处?” “我平日就将他放在箱子里,天气好的时候会拿出去晒一晒。天气阴了,又拿回来。”法海说道。 “那被调包就不足为奇了,你这寺院中这么多的和尚,谁不稀罕你那宝贝!你还这么张扬,被盗是再正常不过了!”唐唐分析道,“好了,不说袈裟的事了,这里有一锭银子,你去给我做饭吃。” 法海收了银子,果然笑嘻嘻的下去,给唐唐做饭吃去。不一会儿功夫,就做好了斋,供唐唐食用。 唐唐吃饱了,摸了摸肚子问道:“你们寺院里,还有什么寺规?” 法海说道:“别的什么规矩没有,但是吃了饭,就必须干活!走吧,我们一起去打扫院子去。” 唐唐却十分不满道:“我明明是给你付了饭钱的,为何还要让我同你一起去干活呢?” 法海笑了笑:“你那钱只是我的工钱,这斋饭没有算钱,所以你必须干活。”说着,拿了一个扫帚递给唐唐。 唐唐又在怀中掏出一锭银子道:“我可以给钱给你,但是可不可以不做事呢?要知道我唐唐自从成佛后,再也没做这些下人做的事。” 法海一冷脸道:“不行,你今天必须和我一起去打扫院子!”说着,一把拉着唐唐,拽出门去。 唐唐很是气恼,但是他打不过法海,只能陪他一起去打扫院子。 “你不要这么板着脸嘛,要知道自古高手,往往都是扫地僧!”法海一边扫着院子里的树叶,一边回头安慰道。 “可是人家扫的是藏经阁啊,我从来没听说过扫大院的和尚会是高手!”唐唐反驳道。 这时,只见两个和尚一前一后,正穿过寺院,准备出去办事,法海将头埋得很低,小声说道:“住持和尚来了,不要看他,快扫地!” “住持也是人嘛,干嘛要怕他!”唐唐却不在意,他看了那住持一眼,只见那人眼中阴寒,吓得唐唐忙回过头,对法海问道,“难道这个就是你所说的,打败你,夺走你住持之位的高僧。” “我都让你不要看他,免得惹火烧身!”法海警告道,看来法海十分怕他。 “法海,这是新来的和尚么?怎么不理头发,等会儿,你帮他将头发理了!晚上不要忘记来听经啊!”那住持和尚说道。 待那住持和尚走后,法海对唐唐说道:“怎么样,我叫你不要看他,你非要去看,这下子摊上事儿吧!走,到房里去,我帮你把头发给理了!” 唐唐摆手道:“我唐唐好不容易都蓄了一头飘逸的长发,准备回到东土大唐去泡几个漂亮的妹子,怎么会听你的,去把头发给理了?” “要么掉头发,要么掉脑袋,你看着办吧!”法海板着面孔说道。 “怎么,这也是这寺院里的规矩么?”唐唐一惊,问道。 “这是那住持的规定,不是我说的规矩,所以你还是听我的,把头发理了吧!”说着,法海已经将理发的剪刀拿在手上。 唐唐叹了一口气道:“那看样子没法,我一个还俗的和尚,又要落发为僧了。来吧,让你剪掉这些头发。”说罢,唐唐一闭双眼,任法海剪头上的头发。 “啊,妖怪!”法海惊叫一声,手中的剪刀都掉在地上。唐唐一惊,睁开眼睛四下一看:“这大白天的,哪里来的妖怪。” 法海一指唐唐道:“我说的是你,你就是妖怪?” “可笑,我唐唐可是成了佛的和尚,怎么会和妖怪扯上半点关系。”唐唐笑道。 “那为何我剪了你的头发,马上又生出一缕头发?”法海不解地问道。 唐唐摸了摸脑袋,说道:“那就是说明我唐唐不适合做和尚,我唐唐可是决心要还俗了!” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十一章、妖雾深锁讲经夜 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐一指自己的脑袋对法海说道:“你看清楚了,我这可是佛法,不是妖法!现在你还敢让我去给你打扫院子么?” 法海脑袋摇得像拨浪鼓一般,说道:“不敢了!早知道你这么厉害,就是给我一百个胆子,我也不敢让你打扫院子。你是神仙,我供奉你还来不及,怎么会让你去打扫院子?” 法海愣了半晌,突然谄媚的笑着经唐唐说道:“既然你是佛法厉害的高僧,那你帮我把住持位置夺回来好么?其实我想说,那个高僧并不是高僧,而是一个妖怪!” 唐唐笑道:“人家佛法比你厉害,你就背地里说人家是妖怪,这未免也太不厚道了!” “他真的是妖怪,那天我出门,不下小跌了一跤,我伏在地上,恰好见他走过来,我仔细一看,他的脚没有落地,是悬空的!”法海认真的说道。 “悬空行进不是很正常么,在那佛界,悬空行进可是一个时尚运动,就拿燃灯佛祖来说,他可以日行千里,所以这个也不能说明他就是妖怪!”唐唐不屑一顾的说道。 “可是他会开膛破腹,看见内脏,然后用手一捋,便合上了,或者是割了脑袋,捧在手中把玩,然后再放回去,这个怎么解释?”法海又问道。 唐唐暗忖道,这莫非是当年有虎力大仙,鹿力大仙和羊力大仙三人合体?于是唐唐又问道:“既然是妖怪,为何这么多的人,只有你一个人发现这个问题?” 法海叹道:“那妖怪半夜起来讲经,给人洗脑一般,众僧人都听他的话,哪个敢出来反对他?还望高僧出手相救,帮我收服了他!” “你看我蓄了长发,就是准备还俗了,你现在又让我出山去收拾那妖怪,怎么也得意思一下!”唐唐虽然不能保证能降伏那妖怪,但是可以乘机敲诈这法海一笔。 法海笑道:“贫僧这么多年了,也存了一笔积蓄,只要你能帮我收伏那妖怪,我都可以拿出来给你!” 唐唐一摊手道:“光说没有用的,还是要实在一点,你拿钱,我办事,就这个样子!” 法海听他这么一说,赶忙到房中搬了一口箱子出来,那箱子里装的可都是金条。 “这些都是成色十足的黄金,你看满意么?”法海对唐唐问道。 唐唐收了金条,放进包袱里面,笑着一伸手道:“好,就这样子,我们成交了。” “不知道唐唐大师准备用何种方法降伏那妖怪?”法海问道。 唐唐笑道:“我行走江湖这么多年,难道你还不相信我吗?这种小妖可以瞬间被我秒杀,你不用操心,你先给你下一个战书,我要指他单挑!” “为何要下战书?我觉得若是偷袭和伏击取胜的把握比较大!”法海说道,其实他也曾想偷袭那妖怪,只是一直没有这个胆量。 唐唐哈哈大笑:“我唐唐怎么说也是一个光明磊落的伏魔人,怎么会去偷袭一个妖怪,何况我做事通常都有胸有成竹,有十分把握的事才做的,没必要偷袭,你尽管下战书,后面落上我的名字。”其实唐唐早就做了打算,准备第二天天亮之前溜走,这样子做的目的也是只骗一点钱财来花。 但是法海都按他说的去做了,写了战书交给那寺院的住持。 …… 唐唐夜里在寺里留宿,可是到了半夜却被吵醒了,法海走到他的床上,推了他一把说道:“唐唐,赶快起床,晚上要去听住持和尚讲经!” “别吵,让我多睡一会儿!”唐唐睡意正浓,哪里会理会法海。 可是唐唐没想到被子却不见了,床上太冷,唐唐只好穿上衣衫,出去听经。 这听经会是在露天搭了个台子,那台子不高,住持和尚坐在最上方,只见他一个人坐在念经,下面的和尚却没有一个敢打瞌睡。 那住持和尚讲了一会儿经,突然一指台下说道:“喂,那个和尚,你说,你叫什么名字?” 唐唐正在台下打瞌睡,被旁边的一个和尚蹭了一下,才惊醒,旁边的和尚说道:“住持在叫你哩!” 唐唐慌忙站起身,一指自己的鼻子问道:“难道你叫的是我么?我叫唐唐。” “说说,价钱为何听经打瞌睡?”住持和尚问道。 “佛祖讲经我都可以打瞌睡,何况你只是一个凡人!”唐唐笑道。 “果然放肆无礼,轻谩佛法,快说,今天那战书是不是你写的!”住持和尚问道。 唐唐点头道:“虽然不是我亲笔写的,但也是一个意思。” 住持各尚说道:“那战书上为何要提妖怪二字,虽然在座的诸位中没有人不知道我是妖怪,但是却从来未直接挑明过!”住持和尚说道,“我知道你们都很歧视妖怪,但我身为一个妖怪,却从来没有做过任何的坏事,相反,我天天诵经的目的,仅仅只是为了弘扬佛法。” “那你到底是什么妖怪?”唐唐笑问道。 “我是谁你不用知道,但是我知道,你就是唐唐,准备出西天取经的唐唐!今天你遇到了我,就是第二难!”那住持方丈身子一旋,居然变得青面獠牙,头上还有两个尖牙。 台下的和尚都吓得四处逃散,只见那妖怪脱下袍子在空中一舞,顿时妖雾漫天,众和尚全都伏倒在地,昏睡不醒。 唐唐吓得脚软,逃跑都没有力气了,说道:“你是妖怪也不必要变这么恐怖吓人!你也得让我心脏能跳得慢一些么?” 那妖怪却说道:“要知道在妖魔的世界,长相是第一战斗力!我知道你唐唐胆小,所以要来吓一吓你,若是你害怕我,就回去吧,不要去西天取经了!” “可是我心如铁,坚如磐石,你怎么可以随便改变我的想法!但是我现在还没有到东土大唐,你让我回哪里去啊?”唐唐问道。 “那就有多远滚多远!”那妖怪说道。 唐唐生气了,怒道:“别的妖怪见了我,都是为了吃我的肉,为何你要让我滚,真是岂有此理!尝尝我的伏魔一指禅!”说着,念了一个诀,一指点出,向那妖怪射去。 那妖怪一惊,没料到平明老实巴交的唐唐,居然会法术。慌忙闪躲避。 唐唐连击三指,虽然没有打中,可是那妖怪只顾闪躲,也不还手,唐唐大喜,原来是一个只会闪躲的妖怪。于是又连攻了数十指。 那妖怪也不再闪躲,停住身子道:“原来你只会这一招?” “我唐唐就是一招闯天下,难道你不服?”说罢,又是一指。那一指从那妖怪身上穿,将那妖怪身体穿了一个窟窿。 那妖怪惨叫连连,却并未流一滴血,唐唐一点也没有停手的意思,又连攻数指,又在那妖怪身上戮了两个窟窿。 这是,一个人影从唐唐身后窜了出来,一把拉着唐唐说道:“快住手,唐唐!” 唐唐一看,原来是云妙,一把拉着云妙的手道:“云妙姑娘来得正好,咱们一起对付这个妖怪!” 云妙急道:“停手,他哪里是妖怪,他分明是观世音菩萨赐给你的锦襕袈裟!这是菩萨将你袈裟变成妖怪到寺庙里来宣扬佛法的!” “什么?菩萨居然将我的袈裟和锡杖都变成妖怪来考验我?”唐唐惊道。 唐唐走上前去,他的锦澜袈裟被他的伏魔一指禅戳了几个洞,早已经破得不成样子了,遂心疼地捧着袈裟说道,“可怜我的袈裟啊!” “不要脸,这分明是我的袈裟,什么时候又成了你的袈裟了!”法海和尚上前,一把夺过唐唐手中的袈裟说道。 唐唐说道:“我的锦襕袈裟你也敢抢,那算了,我西游的事也也代办了吧!” “什么?西游?你以为你是唐三藏啊?”法海嘲笑道。 唐唐拿出九环锡杖道:“九环锡杖在此,如假包换,我就是唐三藏!” “呵呵,我就是不相信,反正锦澜袈裟是我法海的了!”法海赖皮地说道。 云妙在旁边咯咯一笑,凑到唐唐耳边说道:“他不信,我却有办法治他!你把这个东西拿去,让他戴在头上。”说罢,手中一翻,出现了一个紧箍儿。 “你是观音菩萨!”唐唐突然说道。 云妙微微一笑:“只可意会,不可言传,不要暴露我的身份,你快去吧!” “法海,我这金箍戴在头上好看么?”唐唐指着头上闪闪发亮的金箍儿问道。 “这金箍儿我一直藏在床头,你为拿何来了!还给我!”说罢,法海一把夺过,拿出戴在了自己的头上。 “哈哈,法海,这下子你服不服?”唐唐笑问道。 “什么服不服?”法海一惊,不知道唐唐要耍什么花招。 “哎呦,头痛,啊,服了,服了,要什么尽管说,不要这么折磨我好不好!”法海捧着脑袋说道。 “锦澜袈裟拿来,我要回东土大唐了,没有时间跟你在这里折腾!”唐唐说吧,夺过法海手中的袈裟。 云妙在旁边柔声说道:“行了,唐唐,得饶人处且饶人吧,放过他!我们还要一起上路哩!” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十二章、唐唐逛窑子 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐别了云妙,独自来到东土大唐都城长安,一进长安城,唐唐才知道大唐繁华鼎盛,这长安城的消费也蛮高的,不过这难不到唐唐,唐唐自从敲诈了法海,有的是钱。 唐唐本来准备去面见唐朝皇帝李世民,却因身份低微,被拦在宫门外,无奈,唐唐只能在城中找了一个客栈住了下来。 长安城中有赌坊、镖局、钱庄,当铺,当然也少不了青楼。唐唐在客栈放了行李,搓了搓手,决定去青楼逛逛,俗称“逛窑子”。 唐唐是第一次逛窑子,所以不免有一点紧张,就大姑娘第一次出嫁一般,脸颊红红的。 但是唐唐对长安城不太熟,他早晨就出了门,快到中午时,还没有找到哪里有窑子可逛。 唐唐十分沮丧,坐在马路边上,这时,两个乞丐走了过来,这乞丐是一个老婆婆和一个五六岁的孩子,老婆婆不说话,小孩子却伸手向唐唐要钱。 唐唐口袋里有钱,他心想,与其拿钱逛窑子,不如救济一下穷人,毕竟唐唐还是有善心的人。 但是唐唐见那孩子长得很可爱,所以没有立即将银子给他,他拿了一锭银子在手中,对那小孩子说道:“小朋友,给我叫声叔叔,我就把手上的银子给你。” “我的叔叔是一个瞎子,你眼睛好好的,怎么会是我的叔叔?”小孩子很老实,他说的实话。 唐唐先是一惊,将银子放到小孩子的手上,问道:“那你叫什么名字呢?” “我姓袁,叫袁天罡!”小孩子用稚嫩的声音,认真地回答道。 唐唐轻轻拍了拍袁天罡的脑袋,笑道:“好孩子,乖,一边玩去。” 那小孩子拉着老婆婆的手,蹦蹦跳跳地走远了,唐唐望着老婆婆和小孩子远去的背影,心中十分的快乐和满足,唐唐觉得,助人为乐时,才是最开心的时候。 尽管唐唐身上还有一些钱,但是他已经准备回去了,不打算去逛窑子。他在街旁歇了一会儿,便起身准备回客栈去。 就在这时,唐唐突然看到一群恶人拿着刀剑追着一个穿着破破烂烂瞎子,这瞎子拼命地往前跑,路上还跌了两跤,眼看就要被那群恶人追到了。 瞎子向前一扑,居然扑到唐唐的身上,他摸到唐唐的身子,唐唐高高大大的,瞎子慌忙闪到唐唐的身后,说道:“恩人,快快救我!” “我还没有救你,怎么称得上恩人?”唐唐问道。 “因为你今天必须得救我,不救我,你也会没命的!”那瞎子喘着粗气说道。 唐唐说道:“我只是一个和尚,不是武师,如何能救你?” “我知道你是和尚,但你不是一般的和尚,你身上有观世音菩萨的请兵令牌!”那瞎子虽然眼睛看不到,却像什么事都知道。 唐唐突然不说话了,因为那一群恶人已经追了上来,他们手上的刀剑都指着唐唐,领头的恶人咬牙说道:“你是什么人,请不要多管闲事,因为今天这瞎子必须死!” “这可是长安城,天子脚下的地盘,你们当街杀人,还有没有王法?”唐唐呵斥道。 “我们都是浪里来,水里去,不受这天子的王法拘管,所以我们想杀谁就杀谁,何况这瞎子戏弄龙王,真是罪该万死!”领头的那个恶人说道。 唐唐心中暗忖道,原来这些家伙是龙宫派来的人,所以才敢如此放肆,请一个天庭的神仙便可以将他们赶走了。 “既然我在这里,这瞎子你们今天莫想杀,你们还是快回去吧!”唐唐说道。 “你到底是何人,今天就算是天王老子来了,也莫想阻止我杀这瞎子!”那领养的恶人说着,手中的剑指向唐唐。 “我是谁并不重要,重要是我请的救兵,能降伏你们就是了!”唐唐心中有请兵令,可以请到天上的神仙,所以长了几分胆气。 瞎子在一旁说道:“和尚,你还是赶快请救兵来吧,这班人鲁莽,他们一生气,杀过来,我们也难以招架啊!” 唐唐拿出请兵令,念了一个观世音菩萨教他的口诀,只见他面前腾起一团白雾,须臾,白雾散尽,跳出来一个蓄头瓦块儿头发,系着一个红肚兜的小孩儿。 “唐唐,找本仙有什么事?”那小孩儿奶声奶气的说道。 唐唐汗颜道:“这是哪门子神仙?难道你是观音菩萨门下的善财童子红孩儿?” “不是,不是,我乃是托塔李天王家的三太子,哪吒!若是你不相信,待我套上全身的装备给你看看!”那小孩儿说罢,叫了一声“变”,身子一旋,瞬间,头上戴上了乾坤圈,双臂也绕上 混天绫,风火轮脚下蹬,手持火尖枪,甚是威风。 “好好,哪吒,我唐唐信你,那眼前这般恶人该如何对付?”唐唐问道。 哪吒哈哈一笑:“他们哪里称得上恶人,只不过是一群虾兵蟹将而已,看我如何来消灭他们!” 哪吒闹海可是四海闻名,这一群恶人乃是夜叉水怪所变化而成,哪里会不认识哪吒,见哪吒气势汹汹而来,哪里还敢逗留,全都丢下刀兵,自顾逃命。 不一会儿,哪吒用他的火尖枪挑了一串鱼回来,对唐唐笑道说道:“唐唐,今儿我请你喝酒,吃烤鱼!” “呵呵,那要把我瞎子也算上!”那瞎子对哪吒说道。 唐唐摸了一锭银子递给那瞎子道:“看你这样子也可怜,我给你一锭银子,你走吧,不要打扰我和小神仙。” 那瞎子收了银子,却不离开,哈哈笑道:“我虽然穷,但也算不上乞丐,毕竟我还有一门可以讨生活的本事。” “什么本事,你说来给我听听!”唐唐问道。 “我会卜卦算命,前算一千年,后知八百年的人就是我,我的名字叫袁守诚!”那瞎子说道。 “你就是遮天神算袁守诚?”唐唐惊问道,当袁守诚和龙王赌雨之事,可谓是家喻妇晓。 “正是在下,我想问这顿烧烤你请还是不请?”袁守诚问道。 唐唐连连点头:“请,当然是要请的了!” 唐唐、哪吒、袁守诚三人,来到烧烤店里,令人把那鱼给烤了,斟酒对饮酒。 “素问袁大师能知天命,晓前程,那帮我唐唐算一算!”唐唐主动能袁守诚敬了一杯酒说道。 “我算你唐唐要去西天取经,还会有美人相伴,你说这是不是好事?”袁守诚饮了唐唐敬的酒,又回敬了一杯酒说道。 唐唐心中一喜,但又闷闷不乐,说道:“如今我见皇上李世民的机会都没有,哪里可能去西天取经?” 袁守诚夹了一块鱼,慢慢将里面的刺剔光,说道:“唐唐不要急,我要直接见皇上是不可能的事,要见皇上,你必须要先去逛窑子。” “逛窑子和见皇帝有什么必然的关系,难道当今圣上会去那风月之地?”唐唐不解地问道。 “皇上三宫六院多的是,却不会去那风月场所,去这风月场所的是那魏征,魏大人。你去逛窑子时,你要让那魏征好好的睡一觉,那魏征便会在梦中魂魄上天,斩杀龙王,当时候龙王便会 变鬼魂来找当今圣上,圣上被鬼魂纠缠,到地府走一遭,还魂过后,自然会来招募佛法高深的人西天取经,当时候你让魏征举荐你就是了。”袁守诚说得极详尽,果然是天上地上的事全知道,这让 唐唐不得不佩服。 唐唐说道:“袁大师的意思是让我唐唐到那风月之地去和魏征见面,顺便拉拉关系。” 袁守诚点头说道:“对,对,你说得极对,这年头,人际关系一定要到位,你想,这世上的和尚多的是,不一定非要选你唐唐啊,谁去都一样,只要能取回真经就行了。关系到位,取经人非 你莫属了。” “不知那魏征在哪个地方逛窑子啊!”唐唐问道。 袁守诚往门外一指,说道:“沿门前这条大道,一直向西行,有一个春雨阁,这个地方就是一个风月场所。也就魏征经常去的地方,不过这烟花之地,你唐唐可得要把持住啊,毕竟你是要成 佛的人。” 哪吒拱手说道:“唐唐,恭祝你早日成佛,有事拿那请兵令呼我一声,我马上会来帮忙,我先告辞了!”说罢,哪吒走出门去,一纵身,驾云而去。 “唐唐,你我素不相识,你知道我为何要帮你么?”袁守诚问道。 唐唐不解,问道:“那是为何要帮我,你说个原因?难道是因为我今天救了你的命的缘故?” “不是,不是。”袁守诚摆手道,“因为你给我侄子袁天纲施舍了一锭银子,所以我今天才帮你这个忙。” 唐唐一惊,原来袁守诚正是今天他施舍的那个小乞丐的叔叔,难怪那小乞丐说他的叔叔是一个瞎子。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十三章、唐唐逛窑子 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐几盏酒后,也是月上柳梢头的时候了,唐唐借着几分醉意长了胆气,摇摇晃晃的朝那春雨阁走去,春雨阁门前,早有一群姑娘在守候着招揽生意。 那些姑娘也没有个拘束,见了路人就拉拉扯扯,当然这里最热情的要数那老鸨了,唐唐生得白白净净,出门前又故意打扮了一番,所以被老鸨一把拉住了。 “这位官人,里面请,我们的姑娘都是刚摘下来的花儿,粉嫩水灵着哩!”老鸨对唐唐说道。 “你给我让开,我要逛窑子!”唐唐带着酒气,一把推开老鸨。 老鸨非但没气,反而笑道:“哎呦,官人是头一回来吧,你看,哪里有直接说逛窑子的,都是说来找姑娘耍耍,若说是窑子,这里就是啊!” 唐唐在袖中摸了一根成色十足的金条递给老鸨说道:“等一会儿叫几个姑娘来陪我,不过我先要找一个朋友,等他到了,我和他一起玩!” “哦,男人都喜欢一起办事,这个我懂,我懂!”老鸨笑道,“先问官人要找谁?” “我要找魏征魏大人!”唐唐直说道。 老鸨老脸笑得鱼尾纹都起来了,说道:“我们这儿有钱的多的事,当官的却不曾来,姓魏的也有,不过他不叫魏征,叫魏大麻子,这魏大麻子虽然财大气粗,但是却生得又矮又丑,没有几个姑娘愿意跟他结婚,所以他便成了这儿的常客了。” “那叫魏大麻子出来,我要找他谈谈!”唐唐说道。 老鸨一脸为难的表情说道:“这事可不好办,那魏大麻子不知道是什么来头,每一次来随行的就有数十个家丁,前拥后堵护着他,而他来了,就点了两个美人,上了楼,关上门,一玩就是三四个钟头不下楼。你看,那楼上外面站着十几个人的那厢房就是了。” 唐唐往楼上一看,果然有十几个面色凶狠、高大威猛的汉子守在外面,看来,这想要见魏征也不是一件容易的事情。 “这样子吧,你把这里能说能唱的人都请了来,我要她们在楼上玩热闹一些,而且我要点这里的头牌花魁,我要与她一起玩玩!”唐唐说道。 那老鸨知道唐唐有钱,所以一点也不含糊,马上照办了。 一会儿,这春雨阁里便鼓乐喧嚣,丝竹管弦齐奏,热闹了起来,还有美人伴舞,玩仙女散花,也有几分值得玩味的雅趣。唐唐拍膝和乐,玩得很爽。 这时,老鸨说道:“官人,你要的头牌花魁来了!”说罢,往那楼上一指。 只见美人窈窕,唇若丹朱,眸若映月,微微含笑,缓步而下,唐唐一时看得发呆,只见那花魁走到唐唐身前说道:“唐唐,你不认识本姑娘了么?” 这女人太漂亮容易让男人失掉记性,唐唐一开始真没了认出来,不过愣了片刻,一指那花魁说道:“碧霞仙子,你怎么在这里?” 原来这花魁居然是碧霞仙子,只见那碧霞仙子伏在唐唐的身子上说道:“我的唐唐,许久不见,想我了没?” 唐唐连连点头:“想,当然想了,我唐唐如今可是睁眼闭眼时都要想到你啊,可是你不是被那观世音菩萨带走了么,怎么会出现在这里啊?” 碧霞仙子说道:“观世音菩萨教化了我,现在我是观世音门下的弟子,她让我来监视你,让你不要在这风月之地胡来!” “阿弥陀佛,美人儿啊,你有所不知,我唐唐自从被贬到凡间后,一直是秉持心性,虔心向佛,哪里敢乱来,这次我到这个地方来的主要目的是为了办一件正事!”唐唐苦着脸道,说道。 碧霞仙子一蹙柳眉,愠怒道:“,胡说,简直是一派胡言,这风月场合,哪里有什么正事要办的?” 唐唐一竖食指在鼻子前说道:“嘘,事情还未办成,不要张扬!你在一旁看着就是了。” “楼下怎么这么吵闹?待我出去看看!”魏大麻子一把推开伏在他身上的美女,抓起衣衫说道。 说着,他慌忙套上衫子出了门,走到门口,对门口的家丁说道:“下面一群人闹什么?你下去,叫他们把声音关了,不要做声,免得影响老子办正事!” “回魏大人,下面来了一个叫唐唐的有钱人,点了头牌花魁,正在楼下搂着美人快活哩!”家丁拱手说道。 “岂有此理,本大人都没有点花魁,他唐唐算是什么鸟,居然敢点头牌花魁,真的是找死!”魏大麻子一脸怒色说道。 “大人,你不点花魁的原因是因为那花魁嫌弃你丑啊!”那家丁如实说道。 “给老子滚一边去,老子丑你也不要说实话!我命令你带人下去将唐唐教训一顿!”魏大麻子对那家丁吩咐道。 那家丁想了一会,又挠了挠脑袋问道:“可是大人,我们下楼去了,谁来保护你啊?” 魏大麻子怒道:“老子武功高强,要谁保护,还不快去!” “唐唐,好像那一群人气势汹汹地朝我们这边来了哩!”碧霞仙子突然从唐唐身上窜起身子道。 “他们是魏征的人,来得正好,我正要去找他们!”唐唐也不慌,醉眼朦胧地笑了笑说道。 “可是他们的样子却是要来揍人的!你看他们都捏着拳头!”碧霞仙子害怕地躲在唐唐的身后说道。 那魏大麻子手下的一班家丁立在唐唐的身前,领头的家丁一指唐唐的鼻子说道:“你就是唐唐?我们家大人说过了,让你把所有的声音关掉!” “那让他亲自来找我谈,否则我就是不关!”唐唐一副吊儿郎当的样子。 “简直就是欠扁!”那领头的家丁捏了捏拳头,一挥手道,“兄弟伙,给我上,给我狠狠地揍他!” 只见那一群汉子一纵身,虎跃向前,拳头照唐唐身上打来。唐唐一捂脑袋,暗想,这下子死定了,一顿痛揍难免啊! 突然,一点黏稠而有腥味的东西滴在唐唐的脸上,唐唐一摸,大惊,是血,怎么会有血? 他再抬头一看,眼前的几个汉子都倒在了地上,他们身上鲜血喷溅,看来下手者刀法极快,干净利落。 唐唐一回头,一个留着罗腮胡子的汉子立在唐唐的身后,唐唐笑道:“沙沙,我的好徒弟,原来是你啊!” “我不是你的徒弟沙沙,请叫我龙五!”那汉子一皱眉头说道。 “可是我认得你的样子,你分明就是沙沙!你不是沙沙,为何要救我?”唐唐肯定的说道。 龙五叹了一口气说道:“既然是这样子,你就把我当成沙沙就行了!我之所以救你,是因为龙王派我来杀魏征,魏征的手下要打你,你肯定就是他的仇人了,他的仇人,也就是龙王的朋友。所以我要救你!” “谁是魏征,我不认得!”唐唐说道。 “魏大麻子就是魏征,你等着,我这就去将他擒来!”说罢,龙五飞身上楼,一把将正欲逃走的魏征领子擒住,拖下楼来。 魏征是一个文臣,更不会一半点功夫,被龙五擒住,就像一只待宰的死鱼一般。 “沙沙,你莫要杀他啊,杀了他,我们西游就没有指望了!”唐唐说道。 魏征一惊,盯着唐唐问道:“你是谁,难道你不是这汉子一伙的,还帮我说话?” “阿弥陀佛,我是唐唐,我是一个和尚!这个是沙沙,我的徒弟。”唐唐说道。 “哈哈,留着头发的和尚,我还是第一次见到!”魏征笑道。 龙五一皱眉头道:“魏征,你要死了,还笑得这么开心?还有你,唐唐,我都说了,我不是你的徒弟沙沙!” 唐唐笑道:“沙沙,你现在不认识为师是没有关系的,到时候你就认识了,快放了这魏征,让他去杀龙王,那龙王本来就该死,要保他也没有用!” 龙五说道:“我向来只听龙王的话,他要我做什么就做什么,这魏征今天必须得死!不过,我觉得你唐唐有点脸熟,似乎在哪个地方见过!” 唐唐笑道:“沙沙,你我师徒有缘,当然见面会觉得眼熟,今天我请客,出去喝两杯如何?” “好吧!”龙五点头答应道,“这附近可有酒楼?” “旁边长春楼就是酒楼,里面有陈年佳酿!”那老鸨低声说道,他见龙五杀人不眨眼,魂都差点没了,所以想尽快把这瘟神送出门。 龙五提着刀,起了身,一把擒着魏征道:“那好,唐唐,我们去喝两杯!” 唐唐一抚袖子:“徒弟,为师走前面给你带路!”说罢,一个人走在前面,龙五擒着魏征跟了上去,他们走出了春雨阁。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十四章、捉鬼大元帅魏征 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 缺月挂疏桐,外面月光清朗,而在那春雨阁对面的长春酒楼上,唐唐和龙五面对面坐着,魏征被捆绑在一旁。 “掌柜,我们等了这么久,也不见上酒来,你们服务态度太差了吧,我要投诉大唐消费者保护协会,吊销你们的营业执照,还不快叫小二上酒来啊!”唐唐对店掌柜吆喝道。 “好的,客官,你要什么酒,自己按酒单上点,要知道我们这里的酒,都是陈年老酒!特别是那杏花春,都是一二十年的陈年佳酿。”掌柜拱了拱手,客气的说道,心想这个顾客还真不好惹。 唐唐一皱眉说道:“都一二十年了,过期的酒也拿出来卖,你们难道想毒死我唐唐?有没有新鲜的,我唐唐要喝刚酿出来的酒?” 掌柜十分为难,他卖了几十年酒,还是头一回遇到这种不讲道理的顾客,于是叹道:“酒是越老越芳醇你也不懂,唉,等会儿我让小二在街头去打二两烧酒来给你喝!” 龙五给掌柜一摆手道:“不用了,你这陈年老酒,我喜欢,快给我上一壶上来!” “来啰!”掌柜热情地应了一声,吩咐小二上酒,须臾,便见小二用茶盘端了一壶酒过来。 唐唐望了望那摆在桌上的酒,苦着脸,又盯着龙五:“沙沙啊,这陈年过期的老酒可是有毒的哦,既然你不听为师的劝,执意要喝这酒,师父也没法,只能让你试毒,先喝这酒了!” 那魏征在一旁咽了一口唾沫,说道:“让我喝一口,我帮你们试毒,好不好?” “你?哪里凉快到哪里待着去!”龙五瞪了魏征一眼,推了魏征一把说道。那魏征被龙五给绑了,手脚不能动,这被龙五推了一把,就直接倒在了地上。 唐唐对龙五说道:“算了吧,沙沙,莫为难他,他虽然生得丑陋一些,但人家好歹也是大唐王朝的宰相,咱们不能虐待他啊!” 说罢,唐唐叫掌柜多送了一壶酒和一碟菜,给魏征喝,并摇头望着魏征叹道:“我唐唐倒是有心帮你,可是我徒弟沙沙不听我的话,不让你上桌子,也没有办法啊!” 魏征心想龙五要杀他,于是默默点头:“唐唐,你的恩情我魏征已经心领了,看来只有来生再报了!”说罢,一个人伏在地上喝闷酒。 这酒果然是好酒,龙五和唐唐都不胜酒力,喝醉了,伏在桌上睡了,而这酒楼却是昼夜营业,所以掌柜也没有叫醒他们。 第二天,他们醒来,唐唐付了酒钱,对龙五说道:“真是不好意思,耽搁了你一晚上!” 龙五一把擒起那睡觉的魏征,对唐唐拱手说道:“唐唐一路走好,我要带魏征这家伙到海宫里向龙王复命。” 三人出了酒楼,看到街上围着一大群人在看热闹,有人说道:“不好了,龙王死了!” 龙五走上前,排看众人一看,大吃一惊,原来这街上赫然摆着一个血淋淋的龙头。 龙五十分不解,自语道:“这魏征一直在我身边,那是谁杀了这龙王?” 魏征哈哈大笑,说道:“昨夜我梦中被人请上天庭,领命斩杀苛扣雨点,触犯天条的龙天,没想到这事居然是真的!” 龙五闻言,勃然大怒,一拔刀道:“原来是你这个家伙杀了龙王,我一刀杀了你!”说着,举刀要杀魏征。 唐唐上前挡住龙五说道:“阿弥陀佛,沙沙,不得胡来,这龙王是触犯了天条,理应当斩,这魏征只是奉天命行事,对错都与他无关!既然龙王已死,依我看,这事就此算了吧!” 龙五望了一眼唐唐,叹了一口气,“我龙五敬你唐唐是一个好人,这事就算了,可是现可我可能要失业了,龙宫的工作又要泡汤了!” 唐唐拍了拍龙五的肩说道:“谁让你是我三徒弟沙沙呢,失业了跟师父混不就行了,到时候可以修得正果!” “咣当”,只听龙五手上的刀掉在地上,扬长而去。 “唉,沙沙,为师还没有说完,你别走啊……”唐唐追上前喊道,可龙五头也无回地走远了。 唐唐一回头,却见那魏征跪在地上,唐唐问道:“魏征,都说男儿膝下有黄金,你是一人之下,万人之上的宰相,为何对我唐唐下跪?快快起来!”说罢,连忙伸手去扶魏征。 魏征跪地不起,说道:“唐唐大师,你是我的救命恩人,等同于再生父母啊,我不对你下跪,对谁下跪?” “那好,你帮我唐唐办一件事如何?”唐唐趁热打铁的说道。 “什么事,只要我魏征能办到的,一定会竭尽全力去办!”魏征跪在地上说道。 “据那遮天神算袁守诚说,只要龙王一死,一定会阴魂不散,来找你们那皇帝李世民,到时候皇帝一定会病入膏肓,寻医难治,而且还会突然驾崩,不过这事你不必惊慌,你只要让我入宫去,我就可以让他还魂!”唐唐说道。 魏征闻言大惊:“皇帝驾崩之事,可不是乱开玩笑的,何况现在皇帝正值壮年,精血气盛,龙体安康,怎么会突然驾崩?” 唐唐微微笑了笑:“随便你信不信,我就住在城南云来客栈里,到时候有事再来找我吧,我唐唐先告辞了!” 魏征目送唐唐远去,口中一直叹息,他不知道唐唐说的话,是真的还是假的,半信半疑,摇了摇头,径回宫去。 …… 魏征回到宰相府,心中翻腾不安,老时想到梦斩龙王之事,直到掌灯时分,他还无法入睡,正想出去走走,却见皇宫中的一个太监来到他的府中。 “皇上有旨,宣宰相去宫中一趟,说有要事商量!”那太监用阴阳怪气的声音说道。 魏征一惊,心中暗想,难道皇帝真个出事了?口中答道:“好吧,等会儿我会亲自去面见皇上。” “皇上有急事召见,你还是随我一起动身吧!”那太监居然立在他面前不走了。 魏征担心皇帝出事,所以对门后面唤道:“尉迟恭、秦琼,你们二人鬼鬼祟祟地躲避在门后面做什么?赶快给我出来。你们二人可都是武将出身,现在即使没有仗要打,也不能这样子闲着。” 尉迟恭和秦琼穿着金盔银甲,从门走了出来,笑着对魏征拱手道:“宰相啊,就说打仗,我们能勇猛无敌,驰骋沙场,可是这闲着日子却是实在难熬啊。” “现在你们二人就负责保护我!”魏征说道,“我昨夜梦斩龙王,恐怕那龙王亡灵来向我寻仇!现在我要去皇帝那里,你们也要一路护着我,不得让我在路上受任何的伤害,你们听见了没了?” 尉迟恭和秦琼闻言,哪里敢怠慢,赶紧跟在魏征的身后。 尉迟恭和秦琼跟着魏征来到皇帝的寝宫之中,还在大殿之外,就听到殿内有惨叫之声。那惨叫之声不绝于耳,可是殿外的侍卫却无动于衷。 魏征上前对侍卫怒斥道:“你们这些侍卫,好大的胆子,见皇上有难,为何不去保护皇上?” 侍卫头领走到魏征面前,拱手说道:“宰相大人,你有所不知,皇帝得了一种怪病,好似见了鬼一般,在殿内叫了一天了,请御医来看过,均束手无策,他平时最依赖你,所以叫你前去。” “好,那我这就是看看!”魏征说罢,领着尉迟恭和秦琼二人入殿,面见皇帝。 当今大唐皇帝正是唐太宗李世民,他乃是唐高祖李渊第二皇子,因玄武门兵变武力夺权, 魏征刚刚进门,只见那李世民搂着魏征的脖子亲了一口道:“征征,你小子现在才来,朕等得蛋疼死了!现在朕的这个屋里,满屋子的鬼魂!你得想个办法给我把他们解决掉!” “啊?哪里有鬼魂,我的眼睛怎么看不到?”魏征目光在屋中扫了一圈,却什么也没有发现。 “你们二人看到有鬼魂没有?”魏征回头对尉迟恭和秦琼二人问道。 “没有,不过有我们二人在,谅那鬼魂也不敢来!”尉迟恭两眼圆睁,挥舞着手中的钢鞭说道。 李世民说道:“那好,我封你魏征为捉鬼大元帅,封你们二人为征鬼大将军,你们要领兵日夜守着朕,确保朕的安全!” 魏征摆手道:“我魏征又不是武将,更不是茅山道士,不为奇门法术,怎么能当捉鬼大元帅?” 李世民哈哈大笑道:“古时有钟馗,擅长捉鬼,乃是高明的捉鬼天师,实际上他并无高明的道法,只是人生得丑而已,宰相的长相,和他也有一拼,为何不能当捉鬼大元帅?” 听李世民这么一说,魏征只得认了,可长相是天生的,也没法改啊。 不过那魏征在宫中守了一夜,李世民果然无事,没有鬼怪来骚扰他,第二日天明,魏征困倦,便令尉迟恭和秦琼二人把守,自己回府上休息。 魏征刚刚合眼,一个太监匆匆闯到他府上,对魏征禀报道:“不好了,宰相大人,皇帝……皇帝他……驾崩了!” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十五章、外来的和尚乱念经 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “什么,皇帝真的驾崩了?”魏征听那太监说皇帝驾崩,如闻晴天霹雳,翻身而起,赶紧更衣赶往宫中。 魏征进入宫中,见那宫女太监尽皆垂手而立,还有几个御医在做最后的抢救。但那帮御医都知道,即使华陀在世,也莫想救活皇帝的性命。 魏征盯着那皇帝李世民的尸体,叹了一口气,心中暗想,没想到这事还真给那唐说中了,也许只有他才有让这皇帝起死回生了。 想到这里,他对侍立在一旁的太监总管说道,“封锁消息,不要让外面的人知道皇上驾崩的事儿!另外,快备轿,我要去一趟城南的云来客栈,去请唐唐。” 那太监总管听令,虽然是苦着脸,但是还得按吩咐去办事,因为魏征这个人是一个雷厉风行的人,办事果断决绝,哪个人不听他的话,就有被斩头的危险。 魏征坐在轿上,后面跟着一队兵,颠颠晃晃来到长安城南的云来客栈,向客栈的老板打听唐唐的住处。 那客栈的掌柜见了魏征,又是磕头又是作揖,往楼上一指道:“喏,就是那楼上第一间,没有门的厢房就是了!” 魏征不解的问道:“你们是不是虐待我家唐唐啊,居然给一间没门的房音给他住?” 客栈掌柜摆手道:“那唐唐嫌这天热,自己拆了门,躺在门板上睡觉哩!不信你自己去看看。” 魏征蹑手蹑脚走到楼上,见没有房门,就直接闯了进去,没想到只听“哐啷"一声,一个垃圾桶掉在他头上,他刚取下垃圾桶,又有黑糊糊的东西淋在自己的头上。 魏征大怒,见唐唐盘坐在门板上念经,心想一般的那些世外高人都会捉弄人,比如当年张良的老师黄石公,为了捉弄张良,几次将鞋子丢掉桥下,如今自己是来请人的,所以得忍住一些气。 于是魏征问道:“唐唐,你这恶作剧来得太狠了一些吧!这黑糊糊的是什么东西?” 唐唐嘻嘻一笑道:“没事儿,只是墨水而已,干净着哩!不知道魏大人半夜来这里找我有何事?” “这里说话不怎么方便,走,跟我一起回宫中再细说。”魏征拉着唐唐,下了楼。 唐唐立在轿子前面,指着那一顶轿子道:“魏大人,这么小的一顶轿子,我来坐哪里啊?” “最近皇宫财政紧,所以我身为宰相,做个表率,主动将轿子浓缩了一下。”魏征笑了笑,上了轿,揭起空子道,“上来吧,虽说是挤了一点,不过凑合着还可以用!” 唐唐坐上轿,魏征惊叹道:“咦,唐唐,怎么你一坐上这轿子不颠不晃了?” “之前你身子太轻了,这帮轿夫将你颠晃着玩,如今我一来,他们怎么还敢晃悠?”唐唐得意地说道。过了一会,唐唐又皱眉道,“可是这帮轿夫走路也真称得上龟速啊!” 魏征笑了笑:“唐唐不是法力高强么,使个法术,加持一下,让他们跑快一些!” “算了吧,就你们这几个短腿的轿夫,我法力一加持,非得把他们的腿给跑废了!”唐唐摆手说道。 魏征捏了一把汗道:“算了吧,既然是这样子,我看还是不用了吧,唐唐,你太厉害了,在下实在是佩服之至啊!” 半个时辰之后,唐唐随着魏辰来到皇上李世民的寝宫,只听太监总管喝道:“大家快让开,大法师来了!鼓掌欢迎!” 众太监和宫女都分开道,齐声鼓掌,唱道:“哈里路亚!哈里路亚!” 唐唐一脸迷糊,对魏征问道:“大人,他们说的是什么鸟语,我听不懂呀!” “这个……这个是希伯来语,意思是赞美尊敬的神,现在宫中人时尚得很,受国外文化的熏陶,喜欢讲鸟语,唐唐请不要在意,你只要能救活皇上就行了!”魏征解释道。 唐唐暗中猜想,这西游一路上,多是番邦,语言不通,还得考虑在请个美女翻译才行的啊! 魏征见唐唐锁眉沉思,遂问道:“你在想什么?” “莫慌我正在思考救皇上的方法!”唐唐一抬手,皱着眉说道。 “那唐唐大师可想到有好的救皇上的方法?”魏征立在一旁催问道,他已经在这房中踱步了好几圈了,心急如焚。 唐唐起身,走到那皇帝李世民的身边,伸手捏了捏他的尸体,见尸体已经僵硬,于是叹道:“唉,尸骨已寒,回天乏术!” 魏征一惊,急切地问道:“唐唐大师,法力高深,难道真的没有救皇上的方法了么?” “有倒是有一个方法,但是不知可不可行!”唐唐说道。 “只要你说的方法合理,不妨说与我听听,我一定按你吩咐去办!”魏征一拱手道。他心中怎么能不急,虽然皇帝死的时候,他并不在皇帝的寝宫,但是若真要追究责任,他也难辞其咎。 唐唐慢吞吞地说道:“俗话说外来的和尚会念经,魏大人,你去找一些国外的和尚来,做个法事,和那冥界沟通一下!” “国外的和尚?难道唐唐大师你不行么?非要国外的和尚!”魏征问道。 唐唐眼珠一转,笑道:“我只是组织他们,做一个水陆法事的亡灵超度大会!” “超度不是是往生了么?难道会复活?”魏征虽不懂佛法,还是懂一点佛教术语。 “莫说这一些,难道你不想救皇上了么,想救皇上就赶快按我所说的去办吧?”唐唐呵斥道。 魏征十分为难说道:“虽然我手下是有不少人,但这是晚上,哪里去找和尚,要等也要等到第二天再说啊!” 第二天,魏征就下命全城搜寻国外来的活尚,于是,便有高矮胖瘦,各种各样的奇异打扮的和尚被带到殿中。 唐唐逐一巡视,突然发现一个蓄着红色鸡冠头的洋和尚,站在他的面前,于是说道:“你,就你了,给我出来,你给说我,你到处还像不像样子?学我做非主流蓄长发,也就算了,还来的一杀马特式的发型,染在这个颜色,真是丢了拂教的脸!” 那和尚怒目圆瞪,反驳道:“我来自波斯,我的头发生来就是这个样子,你把我怎么办?” 唐唐心想这和尚惹不起,于是连退几步,一指道:“好,打住!今天,算你狠,我唐唐不惹你,行不?” 唐唐又对众和尚拱手说道:“你们这些和尚,都是外来的和尚,比较会念经,你把你们的经书全部都拿出来,显显各自的本事!” 于是,这群外国的洋和尚便将经书拿了出来,各自作法。而唐唐发现,刚才那个红头发的洋和尚的经书却是倒着拿着的,真是乱念经。 “喂,我说的是你呢,我就知道你是滥竽充数的那种类型,别人看不出来,我唐唐好歹也念过几天三藏经,难道还看不出来!”唐唐指着那红头发的洋和尚说道。 魏征闻言大怒:“来人啊,把这滥竽充数的洋和尚给我拉下去砍了!” 那红头发的洋和尚一抬手,用半生不熟的汉文说道:“慢!我之所以倒着念经,主要原因是这经数我已经倒背如流的缘故,反着顺着,都可以念!” “哦,哪你会什么佛法,露两手给我看看!”唐唐自己不行,倒怀疑别的和尚都跟他一样,就是滥竽充数的。 红头发的洋和尚将经书放在一旁,一拂袍子,盘坐在地上,双手合十,念了几句咒语,然后道了一声变,往地上一指,然后指头在地上圆了一个圈,就笑着收了功。 魏征和唐唐二人在一旁看得仔细,却没有看出任何一点端倪,唐唐笑道:“想必你是达芬奇的传人吧,专门到我大唐来画鸡蛋的!” 红头发的洋和尚笑道:“我这圆圈为不堕轮回圈,只要有人走到这圈中,就可以直通地府,你们不是想去救皇上么,可以去试试啊!” 魏征一盯唐唐说道:“唐唐大师,这一下子就轮到你显法力的时候了!” 唐唐对这红头发的洋和尚恨得要死,心中暗想,怎么也得要将这洋和尚推到圈中,试试险!于是他悄悄走到洋和尚的身后,一把推去道:“你给我下去吧!” 可唐唐万万没想到那洋和尚早有准备,他身子一闪,就避开了唐唐,唐唐抑制不住身体的惯性,一下子栽进了那不堕轮回圈里。 “啊!”唐唐一声惨叫,便在地上,魏征上前一试探他的鼻息,已经停止了呼吸。 魏征一惊,对那红头发的洋和尚道:“大胆,你居然害死了唐唐,我一定把你生吞活剥了!” “呵呵,大人不必慌张,这唐唐的魂到幽冥救皇上去了,你只须等待一会,他和皇上都会复活。”洋和尚笑道。 魏征虽然半信半疑,蛤是如今却只有等待的份我了。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十六章、和阎王玩玩梭哈 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐只觉得身子向坠下无底深渊一般,当唐唐两脚踏地,心中暗笑,这么高摔下来,居然没有把老子给摔死,真是不幸中的万幸。 唐唐再一摸自己的身子,居然摸得透过,大惊,难道自己变成了鬼魂儿了?哎呀,这个洋和尚,真是坑死人了!唐唐让魏征请洋和尚,而不请本地和尚的原由很简单,是因为本地和尚精明,一眼就识破他不会佛法,可是没有想到外地来的洋和尚,也这么坑人。 “尼玛,这里是什么破地方,修个路也是坑坑洼洼的,难道不会用压路机把路辗平一点么?”唐唐刚走出几步,便踩到石子儿,一滑,险些跌了一摔,口中骂道。 唐唐一脚将那石子儿踢飞出去,只听“哎哟”一声,居然打到了一个人的头上。 “呵呵,大哥,不好意思,对不起呀,打疼了没有,让我摸摸!”唐唐上前摸着那人的头,关切的问道。 “咦,你这个人样子生得奇怪且不说,怎么头上有两只角啊?”唐唐吃惊的问道。 那人本来是坐在路边的,见唐唐一个游荡的孤魂,居然如此大胆,不禁怒道:“我是牛头,你是何人,在幽冥界来还如此放肆?” 唐唐吓得一退,自语道:“难道我唐唐已经死了?居然到了幽冥界?” 那牛头冷笑一声:“既然你的魂魄都到了这里,想必你已经是一个死人了!自己去阎王府报道,若是去得及时,还可以投胎转世,若是去得晚了,就只有当孤魂野鬼了。” 唐唐往前面一望,叹道:“这荒山野岭的,你让我去阎王府,我都不知道路,怎么走啊!” “咳咳,那你在这里等一下,等一会儿,自然有人带你去,现在他们在旁边林子里斗地主!”牛头见唐唐也不是恶人,所以也不再生气。 “斗地主?我去看看。”唐唐说着,好奇地往林子里走去,牛头也跟了上去。 只见那昏暗的树林之中,盘坐着三个人,他们手中各捧着一把扑克牌,这三人中,一人黑胖矮,一人高瘦白,还有一个是张马脸,不用说,正是黑白无常和马面。 牛头走上前说道:“你们几个家伙,上班时间玩这么久,也该够了啊,快坐正事儿!” 黑无常伸了一个懒腰说道:“现在死了人,都是自己来幽冥界,自己去报道,哪里还用着我们去擒人?” 白无常连连点头道:“是呀,是呀,黑哥说得对,快出牌!” 马面拉着脸说道:“你们这一行这么轻松,可苦了我和牛头这帮杂役,不行,我要写申请转职!” 牛头嘿嘿笑道:“马面还没有写申请啊,我申请都交了半个月了,估计快审批下来了,到时候我跟黑哥混,哈哈!” 黑无常白了他一眼道:“谁要你跟我混,你又不会打牌,还是马面好,以后让马面到我们单位来上班,我们就有机会天天聚在一起打牌了……” “唉,这个鬼魂是哪里来的,呆呆傻傻的站在这里看我们半天了,黑哥也不发一句话?”白无常指着唐唐说道。 黑无常这才收了扑克牌道:“工作来了,我们先把这个鬼魂带到阎王府上再说吧!” “黑哥,你平时用的那铁链子,怎么不给这鬼魂套上啊?”牛头在一旁问道。 “我黑无常也是能辨别善恶的,眼前这人这么老实,就不用了,若是碰到恶人,你看老子不把他捆成颗粽子!”黑无常笑道。 唐唐对黑无常一拱手道:“谢谢黑哥照顾,可是我不怎么明白,你们阴司的人为何这么喜欢斗地主?” 白无常走上前,一指头上的尖尖帽,笑着说道:“你看了这尖尖帽了没有啊,当年搞批斗大会,我和黑哥是大地主,被戴上尖尖帽游街,然后被鞭打批斗,含恨而死,后来来到幽冥地府,被阎王同情,封我们做了鬼差,我们心里有那么一点小小的不平衡,所以爱上的斗地主。” 唐唐点了点头,叹道:“你来二位大哥是地主出身啊,难怪这么副态。” 白无常笑道:“你虽是新来的鬼魂,说话也倒实在,要不让黑哥在阎王那里说一声,让他给你一份差事,免受轮回之苦!” “不用,不用,我还要到西天取经成佛哩,这种小差事,我唐唐看不上。”唐唐摆手说道。 “你就是那西天取经的唐唐?失敬,失敬啊,你的徒弟悟空当年闯地府,强消死籍,打了我一棒,我的脑袋现在还有几分疼哩!”马面说道。 “那好,我回去向那猴儿说一声,叫他莫欺负你们就是了!”唐唐笑道。 黑无常突然说道:“最近啊,地府里来了一个有头有脸的人物,听说是东土大唐的皇帝,可是被阎王奉为上宾,每日好久好菜的招待。唐唐你可认识他?” 唐唐连连点头道:“认识,当然认识,头一次西游时,我还和他结拜,他称我为御弟。”心中暗想,既然这李世民的魂魄在这里,就有回去的希望了。 “那就好,你马上就可以见到他了。”黑无常说道。 黑白无常、牛头马面四人,簇拥着唐唐,过了黄泉路,进了幽冥城,走出一条冷清的街,便到了阎王府。 唐唐来到阎王府内殿之上,见阎王坐在上方,下面还坐着四个人,其中有一个人光着膀子抖抖瑟瑟地护着身子,唐唐仔细一看,原来是皇帝李世民,唐唐思忖道,他为何光着膀子,难道受到了鞭打极刑? “大胆,你们这帮家伙居然敢虐待当今皇上!”唐唐呵斥道。 座上的人皆惊,那阎王打量着唐唐,问道:“你是何人?敢对本王如此无理?” “我是唐唐。西天取经的唐唐。”唐唐说道。 “崔判官,你查查,唐唐这个名字。”阎王对座下的一个人吩咐道,这个人正是判官崔珏。 判官崔珏拿出笔记本电脑,搜索了唐唐的名字,摇头道:“禀报阎君,没有唐唐这个名字,这新订购的生死笔记本不好用啊,以前我翻生死簿还要快一些。” “要跟得走现代化形势,我不喜欢爱找理由借口的下属,你没这个能力,我可以别聘他人,你给我继续找!”阎王阴着脸说道。 须臾,那判官崔珏抬头对唐唐问道:“你是不是法号三藏,原名陈江流?” 唐唐点头道:“正是在下。” “我已经找到了,你是旃檀功德佛,又是佛祖二弟子金蝉子转世,阳寿是无穷无尽啊,怎么会到这里来了?”崔判官吃惊地问道。 “哎,都是被那洋和尚给坑骗了啊!他画了一个不堕轮回圈,我就到这里来了。”唐唐叹了一口气说道。 “那好,你放心,现在我就让马面送你回去。”崔判官说道。 “慢着!”阎王一抬手说道。 “又是咋的啊?还不让我走了不成?”唐唐心想。 阎王嘻嘻一笑道:“玩两局梭哈了再走!你看,你们皇帝的衣服被输光了,你要帮他赢回来。哈哈。” 皇帝李世民一脸尴尬,提醒道:“唐唐,你还是不要跟他们玩了,他们阴得狠!” 唐唐却是不屑地笑了笑,对阎王道:“发牌吧!” …… “不可能吧,每一回就者同花大顺,我只剩下一条裤子了。只能赌最后一局了。”阎王满头大汗,护着身子对唐唐说道。 唐唐把李世民的皇袍递给他说道:“皇上,穿上衣服,我们一起回去吧。” “好好,朕这就跟你一起回去。”李世民欢喜地穿上衣服说道。 “唐唐,你可以回去,这皇帝可不能走,因为他阳寿已尽。”崔判官指着他的生死笔记本电脑对唐唐说道。 唐唐笑了笑说道:“这个好说,你可以改啊。改一下不就可以了。” “可是这文件是不可编辑文本文件?”崔判官说道。 唐唐暗笑,电脑方面,莫想难道我,于是凑上前,一把夺过他的电脑,点了几下鼠标。 “喂,唐唐,你要做什么,阴司的电脑不能乱动的啊!”崔判官夺回电脑一看,里面文件尽是空白。 “好了,搞定了,全部格式化了!”唐唐拍了拍手,舒了口气道。 阎王说道:“唐唐,你弄坏了阴司的电脑可是要赔钱的哦!” “这个你找皇帝啊,让他回去多烧点冥币给你,让你们购置一能银河超级计算机。分分秒秒计算出世界各个地方快死的人的心跳速率!”唐唐说道。 “我凭什么信你?”阎王问道。 “我们可以签合同,到时候如果我们不付冥币,你可是委托律师来告我们!”唐唐笑道。 阎王寻思半晌,摆手道:“算了,唐唐,我说不过你,你把裤子还给我了,你们回阳间去吧。” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十七章、长安城最牛钉子户 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 那大唐皇帝李世民的寝宫之内,和尚、宫女、太监都垂手侍立,守在皇帝帐前,翘首等待,而那宰相魏征,更是急得在殿内踱步。 “咦,皇上醒了,皇上醒了!”一个太监阴阳怪气的说道,众人皆喜,那魏征疾步上前,对皇帝李世民一拱手道:“皇上,你终于醒了,可急死老臣了!” 李世民掀开被子,赤着脚跳下床,问道:“唐唐,那唐唐在哪里?” 魏征一指那伏在地上的唐唐道:“那里不是么!” 皇帝李世民窜上前去,一把搂住唐唐,亲了一口道:“唐唐,我的好唐唐,你快醒醒,朕已经复活了!” 唐唐其实早已经醒了,只是在酝酿如何同皇上说话,好好敲诈他一番,于是一把推开李世民道:“皇上,你和我唐唐如此亲热,让那三千佳丽、六千粉黛妃嫔,看到了,情何以堪啊?她们还不得把我唐唐绑到树上千刀万剐了?” 李世民呵呵一笑:“我们宫中,为了防止刺客偷袭,从来不曾种树,若是他们要绑,也是让你和宫女绑在一起虐待啊!那不是更刺激啊?” “阿弥陀佛,她们哪能如此轻谩佛法,真是罪过,罪过!”唐唐双手合十说道,“皇上,我们能不能不说这些,我是想说钱的事……” 李世民一拍脑袋说道:“对了,还有那给阎王烧冥钱的事,这个我怎么忘记了呢?魏征、唐唐,你们二人陪朕去烧纸——” 说着,领着唐唐和魏征来到焚香殿,三个人围着一个铜炉,烧起纸来…… “咳,咳,皇上,我受不了了,这烟子熏得我肺难受啊,到时候我唐唐得了肺炎、鼻炎、胸膜炎,我可以要付医疗费用哦,外加精神疗养费。”唐唐放下一大叠未烧完的纸钱,不满的说道。 那唐唐眼珠一转,一下子歪倒在地,晕了过去,皇帝李世民一把将他扶住道:“唐唐,我的好唐唐,你可不要吓朕,不要死啊!” “皇上让一让,让微臣看看!”魏征凑身上前说道。 只见那魏征猛掐了一下唐唐的人中穴,唐唐惊叫一声,醒了过了来,唐唐暗中埋怨道:“好一个魏征,我唐唐处处帮你,而今装死你却这样子整我,咱们走着瞧!” 李世民见唐唐醒了,问道:“唐唐,刚才没有事吧?” 唐唐抚了抚胸口道:“没事,只是那纸钱不完全燃烧,一氧化碳中毒而已,不过我不能继续烧纸了。” 李世民也被那烧纸的烟熏得灰头土脸的,他对唐唐说道:“那好,你站在一边去吧!” 他也对身旁的魏征一指身后那堆叠如山的冥币道:“魏征,你和我可是同一条战线的人,临阵可不能退缩了哦,我们再烧完这一堆纸钱,我们可以就回去了!” 魏征哭丧着脸说道:“不是吧,皇上,这堆纸币烧完,我回家可能会洗出一盆墨水来!” 李世民摇头叹道:“唉,朕不也是没有办法的事么,谁人唐唐毁坏阴司的电脑,朕若不烧纸,那阎王定还会前来索命!” 唐唐突然笑了笑,走上前说道:“怎么没有办法,我唐唐倒是有一个好办法,不过不知道皇上觉得如何?”说罢,凑到皇上跟前耳语了几句。 皇帝李世民拍手大笑道:“好,就这么办,这个主意真不错哦!”他回头对魏征道:“魏大人,赶紧点齐兵马,随唐唐出宫去。” …… 长安街上,旌旗摇晃,马蹄纷乱,一大队人马跟着一顶轿子,屁颠颠地跑着。 “哎,唐唐,你这一次怎么又和我挤一顶轿子?”魏征对身边唐唐说道。 “我不和你挤,我难道步行啊?”唐唐反问道。 “我意思是说,公家的便宜,不占白不占,你可以多叫一顶轿子的,那样子也不要你花一两银子!”魏征解释道。 “哎,唐唐,你给皇上说了什么,我们这到底是去哪里啊?”魏征说道。 唐唐嘻嘻一笑:“我跟皇上说,与其跪在地上烧纸,不如一把火烧一个白事一条龙的丧葬店给阎王,殊不知皇上准了!现在我们就去放火烧店!魏大人,你可知道这城中最大的丧葬店是哪一家?” 魏征汗颜道:“放火烧店可不是小事,不如我们挑一家小一点的店铺放火烧了,然后回去交差吧?” “不行,皇上已经吩咐过了,必须要杀城中最大的丧葬店!”唐唐一摆手说道。 魏征一挠脑袋说道:“可是城中都是盘踞多年的店家,精明老道,哪里会轻易地让我们烧他们的店子?” “你看见后面马车拉的两个箱子了么?全是银子,有银子,难道他们还不给烧店铺?”唐唐信心满满。 “虽然是这样子,到时候我们还是躲在轿子里比较妥当,以防那些店家像暴徒一般反抗!给你说了吧,这长安城里,最牛的就是那通冥馆!那楼有三四层高,他们的招牌,也是这城中的天字第一号。”魏征说道。 魏征又问唐唐:“这皇上安排的烧店的补助是多少?” “皇上说的是一万两银子,不过我们和唐家谈补助条件时,尽量压低,只说两千两银子,剩下的银子,我们平分,如果那唐家不同意,我们可以适当加价,不过到时候我们得的银子就要少一些了,能压低尽量压低,不要加价?”唐唐说道。 “那我想问一下,这生意由谁去谈?”魏征问道。 唐唐盯着魏征一笑:“当然是你,难道还指望我去?” 魏征一脸为难,但是也不敢推脱,他掀开轿子的布帘子,往外面看了看,说道:“前面就是通冥馆了,我叫他们赶快落轿吧!” 说着,魏征将头控出帘子外说道:“快,赶快落轿!” 轿夫落了轿,那魏征大步流星地走到那通冥馆里,开始那店老板是笑脸相迎,后来听说魏征要烧他们的店子,连连摆手道:“不行,给钱也不行,我们这是百年老店,你烧我们的店,就等于砸了我们的招牌,到时候影响我们设在其它地方的连锁店的生意。” “人活着,就是为了财,我给我们千两银子,你还不拆,那你想怎么办?”魏征怒眉问道。 “我说不行就不行,若真是想烧了这店子,起码得这个数?”唐老板一扬手指,八根手指表示八千两银子。 “这也太坑了吧,这破房子,怎么能值这个数?要知道我们是皇宫的人,我们有军队,即使一分钱也不给,可是强以让你们搬走的!”魏征一语阐明,威胁道。 那店老板冷笑一声,说道:“我才不怕你,伙计们,给我上,给我狠狠地打!打伤打残我负责。”说罢,那门后突然窜出几个高大精壮的汉子,扬起拳头,照料着魏征的面门打了过来。 “哎呦,哎呦!”只见魏征惨叫声连连。 唐唐坐在轿中,当然听到了魏征的惨叫声,心中暗想,活该,谁叫你这家伙用力掐老子人中的。 过了一会儿,居然没有叫声了,唐唐心想,这应该是我出场的时候了,想到这里,便一纵身,跳下轿子,远远呵斥道:“你们这帮人,好大的胆子,国家拆迁办的主任也敢打!” “你又是谁,敢来多管闲事,我看也是活腻了!”那店老板冷冷一笑问道。 唐唐一拱手说道:“我不是谁,我是这大唐都市报的记者,呵呵,只要我给你们店铺在报纸上曝光,说你们是这长安城里最牛钉子户,到时候大唐领导关心起这事来,再迫于社会舆论的压力,就算是我们不给你一分钱,你们也不得不让搬出这个店子了!” 店老板闻言,面露难色,心中暗想到:“这记者可不好惹啊,一旦上了报纸,以后生意就更不好做了,但是他转念一想,不就一个记者,先弄死再说,到时候也无人报道这一件事!”想到这里,他一挥手道,“来人,把这记者给我绑了!” 唐唐退了一步,一抬手道:“慢,你看我手中的这个微型摄像机,这可是面对国家四十八个卫星电视台直播的镜头,难道你真是不想再做生意?我劝你们还是和气生财的好。” 众伙计不得不停下手,那唐老板一抬手说道:“好说,好说,一切好说!那你要说个价,价码合适我们就搬走!” “一口价,四千两银子,不能再加价了!”唐唐一扬四根手指头说道。 “好,四千就四千,伙计们,搬东西走了!”店老板说道。 “慢着,人全走,东西货物全留下!”唐唐说道。 “这……这……开价也太低了吧!”店老板苦着脸说道。 “难道你真的想让我给你们曝光?”唐唐问道。 “不……不想,我们还是走吧!”店老板拉着伙计说道,“但是银子不能少我们一两。” “那是当然,都在外面的箱子里面!”唐唐笑道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十八章、水陆法会,高僧斗法 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 那魏征从昏迷中醒来,发现自己躺在轿中,一掀帘子住外一看,只见外面火光滔天,那通冥馆被唐唐带人付诸一炬。 “唐唐,你过来,你给我说说,你是怎么搞定那般恶人的啊?”魏征对站在轿子外面的唐唐招了招手问道。 唐唐一伸手笑道:“这个嘛,学费……学费拿来就给你说,嘻嘻!” “走啊,想要钱就回去领赏去啊?”魏征对唐唐说道,“速度啊,唐唐,快上轿子,不然财务下班了,你找谁领去?” …… 唐唐来到宫中,没想到皇帝李世民居然在寝宫,但唐唐为了赏钱,还是到了寝宫,没想到李世民正在帐中和妃子亲热,他整理了一下衣衫,走出帐中,对唐唐问道:“唐唐,你这个时候来做什么?我交待给你的事都办妥了么?” 唐唐双手合十道:“都已经办妥了,那熊熊大a火焚烧了一幢楼,黑烟袅袅,火光滔天,场面极其壮观,皇上不去亲自看看,真有一些遗憾,不过却有市民埋怨空气质量下降,怀疑长安城污染严重,于是我让电视台放话,说空气质量良好,而且东南风会将烟雾吹散,请市民安心生活。” “嗯,唐唐,你干得十分棒,若是朕没有猜错,你到这里,是来向朕领赏钱的吧?”李世民不愧为一代帝王,有着雄才伟略,唐唐这点小心思,一眼就看出来了。 唐唐不好意思的问道:“那皇上,你看这赏钱的事儿……” 李世民呵呵一笑,大唐虽然财政紧张,才是这点赏钱还是支付得起的,不过财务已经下班了,明天又是双休,你只好等到礼拜一了。 “那皇上,我唐唐先告辞了!”唐唐说罢,转身欲离开。 不料唐唐刚走出几步,便听皇帝李世民唤道:“唐唐,来,陪朕玩一会儿!” 唐唐瞥了一眼那帐中玉体横陈,酥胸半掩,满脸惊惶的妃子,尴尬的说道:“皇上,虽然我有基愽,但是这…这样子不太好吧!” “呵呵,唐唐,你想哪里去了,朕只是让你陪我下几局棋而已,顺便谈一件正事!”李世民说道。 唐唐和皇帝下了几局棋,皇帝连败,于是皱眉说道:“唐唐,你是高手,怎么也不让让人家,话说谦虚是国人的美德啊!” “可是现代人的话是说过分的谦虚等于装逼啊,我唐唐可不能在皇上面前装逼!”唐唐笑着说道。 “那好吧,朕也相信你的实力,朕听说我们大唐现在的佛法是小乘教法,而西方却有大乘教法,所以打算在长安城的化生寺里举行一个水陆法会,选一个德高望重,法力高强的高僧去西天去取经,唐唐,你意下如何?”李世民放下一颗棋子对唐唐问道。 唐唐惊问道:“上一次我唐唐不是却帮你取了一次经书的么?” 李世民摆手叹道:“这事你就甭提了,那年冬天,长安城下了大雪,出奇的寒冷,宫中的柴火用尽,没法,朕见那经书很厚,数量又多,就拿来烤火取暖用了!” “皇上,你怎么这可这样子……”唐唐气得无语。 唐唐愣了片刻,突然问道:“皇上,那这一次取经你可以让我唐唐去啊,干嘛要另选高僧?” “上次你回来,说路上魔障众多,你幸得徒弟悟空保护,方才脱难归来,这次你又没有徒弟保护,朕怎么放心让你去啊?何况这一路上的妖魔都十分的厉害。”李世民说道。 “可是,皇上,我唐唐还是有一些法力的啊!”唐唐慌忙解释道,若是皇帝把这西游的机会让给别人,就完了。 “别说什么‘可是可是’的,朕不喜欢听,你要证明自己的实力,在水陆法会上只要技高一筹,展现自己的实力就行了,你若是胜出,朕还是会让你去西游的!”皇帝李世民说道。 水陆法会的日子很快就来了,那天长安城里化生寺的天气很好,风清云淡,日光晃眼。 唐唐也带上了他的装备,手持九环锡杖,身穿锦襕袈裟,缓缓地走到法会上,这时,大唐的所在官员都在殿内参拜礼佛。 “哟,是唐唐嘛,幸会幸会,怎么会到这里遇到你?”唐唐一看那和尚一头火红的头发,怒火就由脚底腾上心头,这和尚正是那天在皇帝寝宫坑他的那个波斯的洋和尚。 “你也是能参加法会斗法的?”唐唐问道,若他真是来参加斗法的,这里的和尚,没一个能胜过他。 波斯的洋和尚一摆手道:“今天我是来客串一下,跑跑龙套的,哈哈!”说着,拂了拂袖袍,扬长而去。 唐唐望着他的背影暗想,“不要我唐唐逮到机会,若让我唐唐逮到机会,我会好好报复你的!” “魏大人,魏大人今天也来啦!”唐唐走过去,和魏征握手道。 “可不是,我又不懂佛法,可皇上硬要我来当评审,哎,真是没有办法啊!” “评审好啊,到时候你可以帮我唐唐一把,开个后门儿,要知道这西天取经一事,唯有我唐唐能行,换着其他高僧去,就是作死!”唐唐说道。 “这个放心,到时候举牌子的时候,我一定每次都给你打十分满分!”魏征说道。 唐唐连连摆手:“分不要太高了,到时候去掉一个最高分,再去掉一个最低分,你那评分就白评了啊!” “这个你放心,有我在,让你唐唐进入前三,应该是完本有把握的!”魏征拍了拍唐唐的肩膀十分肯定地说道。 魏征说着打量了一下唐唐说道:“可是你今天这打扮也太寒碜了一点吧!哪里像一个厉害的法师,分明就像一个乞丐。” “可我这个可是锦襕袈裟,上面还有佛光。不信你看。”唐唐说道。 “佛光倒像是有一点,可是为何会有三个补丁?”魏征问道。 这锦襕袈裟上次被唐唐的伏魔一指禅弄破了几个洞,后来又被唐唐缝补好了。唐唐解释道:“那微软一天打十几个补丁,都没人说什么,我这个当然也不怕见人,魏大人相多了。到时候我游历到其它的国家,他们也会看出我们大唐的的朴质和勤俭嘛!” “也是,也是,唐唐赶快去参加比试吧!”魏征往比试台上一指。 唐唐往台上看过,见两个和尚,一人拿着哨棒,一人提着戒刀,二人斗得死去活来。看来这西游还是香饽饽,这么多的人抢着去。 终于轮到唐唐上场了,只见一个白衣武僧扛着一个电锯飞身上场,吓得唐唐腿软,唐唐定了定神道:“不能使用现代武器!” “哈哈,这只是工具而已,还算不上武器!不信你可以问一下台下的评委们。”那白衣武僧笑道。 那魏征站起身,清了清嗓子道:“只要不用枪支,这电锯嘛,还是可以用的。不过作为一个和尚用电锯,我要重新评估你的职业,是和尚还是伐木工?” “嘻嘻,在下外号光头强……”那武僧一笑,雷倒了台下一大片和尚。 “光头强怎么成了和尚,真是荒唐!”众评委也都不满了。 只见那武僧笑道:“自从我看过《电锯惊魂》第七部以后,已经决定虔心向善了,阿弥陀佛!”说罢,单手过胸,施了一个佛礼。 唐唐冷笑道:“你让我怎么相信你,除非,除非你放下锯子!” “没问题,这个好说。”说罢,只听“咣当”一声,那武僧将电锯丢在地上,一个飞身向唐唐袭来。 唐唐眼疾手快,一个伏魔一指禅,一束光射出,将那武僧击翻在地。 “这一唐唐获胜。下面请评委对佛法评分,九点九分,九点九分,九点七分,九点四分,唐唐最终得分,九点八分,已经位居榜首。”一个太监立在台上阴阳怪气的宣布道。 “唉,看来唐唐这下子没有几个人能超越他了!” “废话,那金轮法王还没有上场啊,那有那鸠摩智也没有上场,到时候一点会把唐唐压下去的。”台下的和尚议论纷纷。 唐唐听到这一席话,心中不由得紧张了起来,原来这两个家伙也来了,那他可得要提防一些了。 果然不出唐唐所料,这二人居然杀出重围,进了前三,唐唐要与他们二人对阵了。 唐唐刚走到台上,便见鸠摩智和金轮法王走了台来,唐唐一惊,心中暗忖,莫非这二人想同时与我较量,这有点不符合比赛规则啊。 正在唐唐万分不解时,见他们二人跪在地上,对唐唐说道:“唐唐大师,恕我们二人冒昧,再不惹你了!”说罢,连连向唐唐磕头认错。 “你们二人脑壳进水了吧?”唐唐笑道。 鸠摩智答道:“刚才台下那波斯的洋和尚说是你徒弟,我们被他一招击败,所以不敢找你挑战!” 唐唐往台下一看,只见那洋和尚在对唐唐暗笑,唐唐也似乎明白了。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第十九章、唐唐的美女秘书 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐盯着那台下波斯来的红头发的洋和尚,见那洋和尚在对着他笑,心中本有几分胜利的喜悦,却突然愤怒了。 唐唐飞身纵下台子,一把提着那洋和尚的领子问道:“快说,你到底是谁,为何要暗中帮我?” 那洋和尚却像充气娃娃一般,十分的轻,唐唐单手便将他提起来,只见那洋和尚也不挣扎,任唐唐提着,嬉笑着说道:“唐唐莫怒,我好歹也是天上的菩萨,此次下凡,乃是来助你去西天取经的!” 唐唐赶忙将他放下,双手合十,施了一个佛礼说道:“原来是天上的菩萨,失礼失礼啊!难道你又是观世音菩萨的化身?” 那洋和尚连连摆手笑道:“不是,不是,不过我的地位也不得比观世音菩萨低啊,我乃是西方三圣的大势至菩萨!”说罢,他摇身一变,变为原身,乃是一个婀娜女子,手中拿着一枝波斯菊。真是一枝梨花春带雨,半含娇色压海棠。 “哇,菩萨真漂亮!”唐唐掩口赞道,生怕口水流出来,失了形象,他又盯着大势至菩萨手中的波斯菊问道:“菩萨正在谈恋爱么?哪个男人给你送的花花?不过也太小气了,换作是我唐唐,定送你九百九十九朵,外开一个英文的爱老虎油!” 大势至菩萨略带羞涩,说道:“唐唐,我们才初次见面,不要这样子疯狂的追求嘛?这花花是乃是我的法宝,一年四季都盛开着哩!” “哦?那是硅胶做的么?来,让我捏捏,看软不软和!”唐唐手贱,伸手就要去捏。不想那法宝金光一闪,唐唐似触电了一般,连忙将爪子缩了回来。 大势至菩萨笑道:“怎么样,唐唐,怕了吧?”说着,缓缓在那波斯菊上摘了三片叶子,说道,“唐唐,如来佛祖差遣我前来,送你三张救命树叶,危急关头,可以拿出它来保命!” 唐唐却不接了那三张救命树叶,说道:“都什么年头了,还用这么土的法子,麻烦有点创意!” 大势至菩萨一皱眉头说道:“我们灵山事业部的人都已经很给力的,可是那灵山研发部的都是一帮老头子,没有他创新意识啊!” “那现在灵山研发部的经理是谁?我唐唐认不认识?”唐唐一本正经地问道。 “灵山研发部的经理是文殊菩萨,主管是你当年的二徒弟猪悟能啊!他如今在佛界也得意自在,根据你这么一说,看来他早晚要下课!”大势至菩萨说道。 大势至菩萨想了想说道:“我看这样子吧,我回去让他们改进一下子,再拿给你使用!”说吧,身子一纵,凌向空中,腾云远去。 唐唐凝视良久,突然听到身后有人唤他的名字,回头一看,乃是魏征魏大人。 “唐唐,还在那里愣着做什么,还不到台子上来领奖,这奖牌可是金镶玉哦,千万不要错过!”魏征从礼仪小姐的托盘里拿出一枚金光闪闪的奖牌对唐唐说道。 唐唐屁颠屁颠地奔向台子,接过那奖牌,向台下做一个v字手势,然后又自己咬了一口。 “咦,这奖牌是什么做的,怎么咬得动,还是甜的?”唐唐对唐征问道。 魏征笑了笑说道:“唐唐息怒,这奖牌是金的不假,但是那玉却是牛奶巧克力做的,因为了节省财政开支!” 唐唐并没有责怪魏征的意思,而是笑道:“嗯,示过这巧克力还真好吃!” “我也早就想到了你唐唐会十分贪吃,所以呢,奖品就是一盒巧克力,其它的没有了!”魏征笑道。 唐唐收好那盒巧克力说道:“这么好吃的东西不要浪费了,到时候见到八戒,可以拿出来哄哄他嘛,这样子我唐唐又轻易的降伏了一个妖怪!” “唐唐,皇上让我顺便问一下你,什么时候动身西游?马匹已经准备好了,是大宛国进贡的汗血宝马!”魏征说道。 “魏大人,我没有听错,是汗血宝马,而不是美国amg公司以生产悍马?”唐唐问道。 “悍马越野性能极佳,但是皇上也考虑过,这一路上山高水险不说,还没有一个加油站,再经过那火焰山,恐怕轮胎经不住火烧啊!”魏征解释道。 可此时唐唐却没有听魏征解释,而是眼睛目不转睛的盯着一个女人的身上,这个女人上身穿着白衬衣,下身套着黑色短裙,黑色丝袜,黑色高跟鞋子。 “唐唐,这个拿着!”魏征递给唐唐一张面巾纸。 “你给我面巾纸干嘛?”唐唐接过面巾纸问道。 “擦口水啊,你看,领子前面都湿了!都差点给你系一个口水兜兜儿了。”魏征皱眉道。 “我是在想,这个ol美女是谁,是什么来头?”唐唐回头对魏征问道。 “这个女人你都不认识啊,她是当今皇上的贴身秘书长孙无垢啊,大唐第一美人儿,你莫要打他的主意!”魏征一摆手说道。 唐唐叹道:“贴身女秘书,那不是天天要摩擦一下子啊?唉,这李世民的艳福还真是不浅啊!有这么极致的女人做秘书。” 魏征笑道:“你现在西天取经,也算是公差,你何况你现在也是经理级别的人了,可以申请一个秘书啊!” 唐唐一拍自己的脑袋笑道:“对啊,我怎么没有想到呢?” “不过你还得按程序办事,请写申请,让皇上审批!上面附上职业岗位要求。”魏征补充一句说道。 唐唐又看了一眼那美女秘书长孙无垢说道:“我唐唐如今是多么喜欢这种制服诱惑的美女啊,若是能让她当我的秘书就好了!” 魏征不屑道:“莫看这美女脸蛋儿漂亮,但她是一个蛇蝎美人,当年玄武门之变,都是她一手策划,如今皇上更是对他恩宠有加。我之所以劝你不要打她的主意,是怕你今后不知道是怎么死的。” “也罢,我现在就写申请,因为岗位职责的需要,急需聘请一个美女秘书!要求嘛,精通六七个国家的语言,最好妖怪的语言也要懂的,因为现在很多妖怪都是国外的,不会中文。”唐唐说道。 魏征一笑道:“你说的不会讲中文的妖怪就是人妖嘛,这个我知道,上次我去泰国大使馆,被一个人妖拉了去,因为我没给他们钱,被他们暴打了一顿!所以我现在的座右铭是防偷、防盗、防人妖!” “……”,唐唐被魏征这一说,很是无语,不过他手上的这一份申请已经写好了。 唐唐将申请递给魏征,魏征一看,嘻嘻一笑说道:“这个嘛,要经过政府部门,得走程序!我就等着吧,不过考虑到西游这事比较急,我们可以优先考虑的!” 魏征又盯着唐唐的头发说道:“唐唐,你这一头直发,好像有一点不够时尚哦!” “我为了拉直头发,花了几百两银子了,你还说我不够时尚!”唐唐反驳道。 “据说那如来佛祖是一头卷发,吸引粉丝无数,你既然是去取经,也要入乡随俗嘛!拉直发怎么行?怎么说也要去整一个卷发试一试。”魏征说道,“这城头的理发馆我都熟悉,我还有几分发艺沙龙的会员卡,怎么,我带你去玩玩儿!” 唐唐一拍那魏征的肩膀道:“带我去发廊就明说嘛,何必这么拐弯抹角的,我唐唐又不是第一次了!不过你得给我帮忙付账哦!” “好,好,这一次我请,下一次你请,我们两个一个一回,轮着来!”魏征说道,唐唐也知道,魏征在钱方面是算得比较精细的。 他们来到一个发廊里。魏征叫了一个美女,手搭在她的肩上,对唐唐说道:“你慢慢做头发,我先去玩一会儿。”说罢,二人说说笑笑的上了楼。 “为何这里的美女都坐在沙发上,翘起雪白的大腿看杂志啊?”唐唐对那正在给他整理发型的美女问道。 “因为她们都不会理发啊,她们只会哄男人!”美女一看唐唐就是头一次来,但是见唐唐生得俊,对他还算和气。 “你不要老是盯着我的胸看嘛!害得我都不好意思给你做头发了!”那美女一脸娇羞的对唐唐说道。 “哪里,我又不是故意的,我只是盯着镜子看,哪晓得你老是挡在我的前面,还将胸部在我头上摩蹭。”唐唐解释道。 过了许久,魏征被一个美人儿扶下楼来,眼睛半睁半闭,飘飘欲仙的样子。 “我擦,你这发型,整个就像是一个卷毛狮子狗似的!”魏征哈哈笑道,这发廊里的女子都乐了,一个个掩口而笑。 唐唐照了照镜子,叹了一口气道:“唉,我看就别折腾了,帮我把头发理光,反正还会长出来的。” 这时,魏征对着坐在唐唐身后的那些美女道:“你看这哥儿帅不帅,他现在可是经理,要招一个秘书!” 一个穿低胸齐臀短裙的美女走到唐唐的身前,微微一俯胸,对唐唐说道:“帅哥,看我合适不合适啊?” “那你都会些什么?”唐唐问道。 “床上的我都会,床下的不会。”那美女笑道。 唐唐点了点头,心想这话真有内涵,看来这美女学历不低啊,至于也是一个本科生,就选她了,于是回头对魏征问道:“魏大人,皇上什么时候帮我招秘书啊?” “哎呀,忘记了,申请还没有交呢!”魏征一拍脑袋说道。 “记住,就选她了!小美女你叫什么名字啊?”唐唐色色的问道。 “在下蓉儿,你叫我小蓉也可以啊!”美女答道。 “嗯,蓉儿,这名字好听,以后就跟我唐唐混了,可不要想去傍别的男人,否则我唐唐会用佛法惩治你的!”唐唐半开玩笑的说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十章、唐唐的美女秘书 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 第二天早朝,唐唐被召进了宫中。 “唐唐,你知道朕召你到殿里来是为什么不?”皇帝李世民问道。 “唐唐不知,还请皇上明示!”唐唐伏在地上,偷偷瞟了一眼皇上,回道。 “你一个和尚,理应不近女色,疏远女色,但是你还要求朕赐给你美女秘书陪你去西游,难道你没觉得这有一点过分?”皇帝李世民问道。 “不过分,丝毫不过分,我倒绝得理所当然!”唐唐回头对立在一旁,捧着象牙牌的魏征说道,“魏大人,你说是不是?” 李世民将目光转向魏征道:“魏大人,你作为一国宰相,你说说你的看法?” “皇上,我觉得唐唐应该有一个女秘书才是,这样,他到了其它国家,他们才知道我们大唐国家单位的待遇好,而且唐唐是要成佛的人,佛不分男女的,你千万不要把他当男人看!”魏征笑道说道。 “魏大人,你这是怎么说话的,人家唐唐明明是个男人,不然以后我们如何基情啊?”李世民说道。 “对,皇上说得对,我唐唐明明是个大男人,魏大人可不要损我,我到时候要找你追究名誉损失,你就玩完儿!”唐唐冷笑道。 魏征白了唐唐一眼,咬牙低声骂道:“唐唐,我看你真不识好歹,我这还不是为了你好啊,我可是好心好意的帮你!” 皇帝李世民说道:“唐唐,朕的意思是你是男人,又是和尚,女秘书也就免了吧,要知道多一个人,多一份工资,我这个老板可不那么好当啊!” 唐唐双手合十说道:“阿弥陀佛,色不异空,空不异色,我唐唐秉持善心,虔心向佛,更不会亲近女色,我要一个女秘书主要是帮我平时洗衣做饭,碰到番邦时说那让人听不懂的鸟语时帮忙翻译一下!” “那这活儿可以派男人去啊,男人也行的!顺便帮忙挑担子。”李世民说道。 唐唐连连摆手道:“这活儿非但男人不行,女人像凤姐那样子的也不行,因为这出使国外,都是代表国人的形象啊,若是见我们大唐的人长得歪瓜裂枣的,哪个还敢到我们大唐来啊?” “这个似乎说得有道理,这样吧,朕后宫佳丽三千,多得用不完,你选一个陪你去西游吧!”皇帝李世民说道。 “那我可不可以向皇上要你那个ol大美女长孙无垢啊?”唐唐斗胆问道。 “唐唐,你好不识分寸,那长孙无垢乃是我们皇宫的二把手,已经升任为副董事,而你的级别,你应该清楚,充其量也不过是一个部门经理,难道还是董事服侍你一个部门经理的?”李世民怒道,“就这样吧,唐唐,你先退下,这事让我和魏征商量一下再说。” 唐唐不得不叹着气,甩着脑袋走出殿去。 皇帝向魏征招了招手,魏征赶紧凑到李世民跟前,问道:“皇上,找微臣有何事?” “我想择一位后宫佳丽给唐唐,你说我先谁呢?”皇帝李世民问道。 魏征一拱手笑道:“皇上,你那后宫佳丽太多,也不能给唐唐那种不懂情趣的人暴殄天物,你可以充实一个你的私人会所‘天上人间’啊,到时候既做到了物尽其用,又弥补了国库亏空。” 李世民低声对魏征询问道:“那唐唐要上西天取经,得拿个女人打发他上路啊!你得琢磨一个法子才是!” “我们可以举办一个民间选美啊,其实唐唐要的也不是多有文化的女子,只要漂亮就行了!举行一个比基尼大唐小姐大赛,到时候选出来的美女也可以充实后宫啊,这可是一举两得。”魏征建议道。 “朕只知道大唐女子喜欢穿红肚兜和平脚裤,什么叫比基尼?”皇帝李世民问道。 魏征拿出一本杂志,放在皇帝的面前道:“皇上,你看看这个!” “这是什么,春宫图?”皇帝李世民看了一眼,慌忙遮眼问道。 “皇上,你就不要装正人君子了,这是美国的花花公子杂志啊,很受大众欢迎的,我特第网购了一本,你看,这个美女就是穿的比基尼啊!”魏征笑着指着杂志里的金发女郎对皇帝说道。 “哇,这洋妞真是性感啊!朕都有点饥渴难耐了!”皇帝李世民说道。他翻了两页,突然眼睛一直,瞪着那杂志上的女人,对魏征问道:“咦,这一张上这个洋妞穿的什么?” “丁字裤啊,皇上难道没见过!”魏征毫不掩饰的答道。 “不行,不行,穿这个尺度也太大了一些,污染国民眼球,一律封杀!”皇帝李世民说道。 魏征被皇帝这么一说,不知道怎么办才好,吞吞吐吐地问道:“那皇上,这件事怎么办才好?” 皇帝李世民收了魏征的花花公子杂志,笑道:“我看这事就按你说的办吧,举行一个比基尼大唐小姐选美大赛,朕到时候也可以去饱饱眼福啊!这本杂志我先收下了,以后别订阅那些什么时政消息的报刊了,就给朕订阅这个杂志,听见了没有?” …… 长安城步行街广场之上,比基尼大唐小姐大赛正有如火如荼的进行着。一个个妖艳的佳丽,摇曳着纤细若柳的身姿,在t台上搔首弄姿。 “唐唐,不要背对着t台一直念阿弥陀佛啊,要知道这可是正规的选美比赛啊,这是在帮你选秘书啊,到时候成功晋级夺冠的佳丽就是你的秘书了!快转过身来。”魏征走到唐唐身前,弯下腰,对唐唐说道。 唐唐笑道:“谁说我没有看,我只是害怕遭人非议,所以才背对着t台,用镜子反光来看。”说着,唐唐拿着手中的小镜子晃了晃。 魏征拍了拍唐唐的肩笑道:“我就知道唐唐没有我想像的那样君子,原来是用镜子反光偷看,哈哈哈,那我走了,唉,这次又是我的评委!皇上也太器重我了。” 唐唐瞥了魏征一眼道:“我严重怀疑你的眼光,到时候不要把凤姐、如花这类的女子给选上了!” “千万不要怀疑的我审美哦,我可是经常看男人装、男人志的,而且最喜欢看花花公子杂志了。”魏征说道。 “啊,美女,美女终于出现了!”唐唐突然说道。 魏征抬头一看,那台上站着的居然是那天遇到的那个在唐唐面前展示身材的发廊妹子,她的名字好像叫蓉儿。 “你喜欢蓉儿是不是?”魏征问道。 “我喜欢她说的一句话。” “什么话?说给我听听。” “她说‘床上的我都会,床下的不会。’”唐唐说道。 “是呀,这句话很有内涵,不是大学毕业,绝对不能说出这种话。她气质绝佳,唐唐,依我看你就不要再挑来挑去的了,你就选她吧?”魏征建议道。 唐唐思考了片刻,垂头丧气地说道:“那好吧,可是你们得给她一件衣服,不要让她比基尼上路啊,这样子我西游路上会不能静下心来的。” “这点你放心,宝马雕鞍都给你准备好了,你就准备拥着美人儿上路吧!”魏征说道。 “那我唐唐能不能在这里多逗留一两天呢?”唐唐问道。 “难道你还有什么事没有办妥么?”魏征问道。 “大势至菩萨答应给我的救命的法宝还没有送拢,我唐唐还等待她邮寄过来再上路,不然这一路上安全没有保障啊!”唐唐说道。 “放心吧,我已经在大西洋保险公司为你买了人寿保险,你即便是死在妖怪口中,也会有一笔钱财留给你的后人的。”魏征笑了笑。 唐唐叹道:“可是我没有后人啊?” “那我可以为你唐唐建立一个公益基金啊,到时候你就永垂不朽啊,哈哈!”魏征哈哈大笑。 唐唐怒道:“魏大人,难道你就这么想我早点离开长安城么?” “不是我想,而是皇上的意思,因为你早日离开,才能早日归来,皇上也一大把年纪了,难道你让他等到老死了也看不到你归来么?”魏征说道。 “大家快看,天外飞仙!”突然有人指着天上说道,众人都不看t台,都盯着天上看,唐唐一拍魏征说道:“好消息,好像是大势至菩萨来了,她这一次是送救命法宝的。” 魏征看着那天上盘旋的大势至菩萨,对唐唐问道:“这菩萨在天上飞了这么久,怎么迟迟不落地?” “废话,这么多人盯着她,她哪里敢落地啊?”唐唐说道。 “现在我命令,所有人都闭上眼睛,未经我的许可,不得睁眼,否则格杀勿论!”魏征声色俱厉地命令道。众人闻言,哪敢不从? 魏征对唐唐微微一笑:“唐唐,这下子行了么?” “那你也给我闭上眼睛!”唐唐对魏征说道。 待所有人都闭上眼睛后,那大势至菩萨果然飞身落在唐唐的跟前,只听大势至菩萨对唐唐道:“唐唐,你可知本菩萨这次来是做什么的么?” “菩萨当然是来送我救命的法宝的!”唐唐笑着说道。 “唉,没想到佛界实验室研究失败,这法宝你暂时莫想拿了!”大势至菩萨叹了一口气说道。 “那我该怎么办?”唐唐一脸茫然。 “我眼佛祖商量了,你若是遇到危险,就在地上写一个‘s.o.s’吧,国际摩尔斯电码救难信号。”大势至菩萨说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十一章、异端邪说 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “唐唐,快起来,该吃早餐了!你昨天又熬夜了啊,一双熊猫眼!”蓉儿端着一个盘子,走进唐唐的房间说道,现在蓉儿是唐唐的秘书。 “唐唐,我想问一下,为何我们还不去西游啊?”蓉儿将盘子放在唐唐的案前问道。 唐唐笑了笑:“‘人要成名,猪要壮’这可是八戒的至理名言,我唐唐要远赴西方取经,怎么也得挣一点名气了再走啊!所以我准备写一篇震古烁今,撼天动地的论文,语不惊人死不休,一举成名。” 蓉儿盯着唐唐放在案上的稿子,掩口娇笑道:“也不是我这个秘书说你,你瞧,你在纸上画的几个圆圈,就和我早上煮的鸡蛋差不多,是什么论文?” 唐唐一皱眉头说道:“又煮鸡蛋,现在我们还没有离开京城,还没有到艰苦卓越的时候啊,我们又不差钱,不说山珍海味,你至少每天也得给我搞个三菜一汤啊!” “可人家不会做饭,只会煮鸡蛋嘛!”蓉儿立在一旁,纤白的手指握着裙子,咬了咬朱唇,撒娇道。 唐唐摆手叹道:“也罢,也罢,咱们不说这一些,先给你说说我的这两个理论学说,你看我画的这三个圈圈,一个是太阳,一个是地球,这个像鸡蛋的圈圈是轨道,这两个学说,一个是地圆说,就是论证地球是圆的,一个是日心说,就是论证太阳是宇宙的中心,所有的星球都是绕着太阳转的……”唐唐滔滔不绝,讲得绘声绘色。 “吃不吃鸡蛋,不吃我可要吃了?今天的鸡蛋是卤水卤过的,可香了哩!”蓉儿说道。 “那你拨给我吃!”唐唐张着嘴巴,望着蓉儿说道。 蓉儿边拨鸡蛋,边问道:“唐唐,你是什么文凭,学识这么渊博,连地球是圆的都知道。还知道太阳是宇宙的中心?” “这不废话么,我以前是旃檀功德佛,每天鸟瞰地球千百遍,怎么不知道地球是圆的?还有,每一次如来佛祖讲经时第一句话就是说,尽管大家崇拜我,但我并不是宇宙的中心,宇宙的中心是太阳,一切天体都绕着太阳旋转。” “哦,原来这个常说是如来佛祖提出的,他老人家也太厉害了!”蓉儿点了点头说道。 唐唐笑道:“那还用得着说,不然那么多的经书是谁写的,都是他老人家眨眼闭眼之间挥笔而就的。” 蓉儿半信半疑的说道:“其实佛祖还是白费了不少力气,如今都可是语音录入啊,不过他即使写好的经书也可以扫描成pdf电子文档,通过电子邮件的方式发到大唐来,这也不信我们亲自去取经,那么麻烦啊!” 唐唐脑袋摇得像拨浪鼓一般,摆手道:“不行,不行,虽然现在电子信息技术发达,但是妖怪们更会使阴招,他们什么法术也不用,只要拿一把老虎钳子,咔嚓一下夹掉网线就行了。何况如今黑客技术这么猖狂,妖怪也有顶级黑客,这边电子邮件一发出,那边就被妖怪截获了,安全卫士,防火墙顶个卵用。所以,取经还得自己去取安全。” “啊……水……递给我一点水好么,这鸡蛋把我给咽住了!”唐唐表情痛苦的说道。 蓉儿将一杯温水递到唐唐的手上,问道:“唐唐,你准备将你的学说如何命名?” “我决定就叫《天体运行论》,这个好理解!”唐唐笑道,“等一会儿,我去一趟报社,将我这《天体运行论》给发表了。 下个星期,我还要和出版商搓商出版的事儿,这样一来,既赚得了稿费,又挣得了名气,这一举两得的事儿,何乐而不为呢?” 蓉儿挽着唐唐的胳膊,摇了摇问道:“要我陪你一起去么,唐唐?” “美人儿,你是我的交际花,你当然得去啊!你要打扮得漂漂亮亮的,最好用你的电眼秋波把那出版商给我电得晕头转向,到时候我们的出版合同很快就签下来了!”唐唐笑道。 “你看我这一身裙子如何?”蓉儿从试衣间里出来,穿着一个缀着百合花的裙子,说道。 “不行,不行,领子太高了,现在都流行露背装、露脐装、露沟装!哎,算了吧,你就穿比基尼去!”唐唐想了片刻说道。 “比基尼,又不是去海滩……”蓉儿汗颜道。 …… 一个星期以后。大唐风俗文化书局的办公室里。 唐唐领着穿着比基尼的蓉儿,一起走进办公室,一拖椅子坐下,对那对面坐着正在玩手机的总编问道:“总编,你看我的《天体运行论》已经在各大报刊连载了一个星期了,读者反响很大,所以这出版这事嘛,你还是考虑一下!” “这书我已经交给主编已经审核过了,你这《天体运行论》有悖于宗教的意志,我担心这一出版,会引起公愤,所以还是望阁下慎之……”总编盯着手机说道。 唐唐瞥了他的手机一眼,居然在玩宝石迷阵2,于是唐唐笑着建议道:“总编,他们现在都玩消除星星积分版本和围死神经猫!这游戏是有点脑残。” “咳咳,没事你可以出去了!”总编一挥手说道。 唐唐果然一声不响的走了出去,临走时把稿子交到蓉儿的手上道:“唉,这事只能靠你了!” 蓉儿一脸妩媚,走到总编面前,轻轻地一躬身,柔声说道:“主编先生,不好意思,打扰一下!” 那总编一看蓉儿火辣暴露的打扮,大跌眼镜,手机也差点掉到地上,手按着鼻子,头往后一仰,说道:“莫忙,我大脑有点充血,鼻血差点流出来了,你让我先去一趟洗手间。” 不一会儿,总编从洗手间里出来,拉着蓉儿的手问道:“小姐,怎么好像我们在哪里见过面?对了,你是上了《非诚不扰》的那个节目的吧!女神啊?你穿着泳装,这身材,啧啧,真让人喷血,让我猜猜你的职业,跳水运动员?花样游泳选手?” 蓉儿缩回手,对那总编微微一笑道:“我只是一个海豚饲养员而已,平时在海族馆里工作!” “哦,那个职业好啊,天天可以接吻是不是?”总编笑着问道,“我的意思是说海豚喜欢和人类接吻。” 蓉儿假装皱了皱眉头:“不过相对来说,我还是比较喜欢和人类接吻!” “小姐,我手机触屏刚刚失灵了,借你的打个电话!”总编色眯眯的盯着蓉儿的胸部说道。他的意图很明显,是想要蓉儿的电话号码。 蓉儿问:“请问总编先生,你是要和主编谈我这本书出版合同的事情么?”说着,她将《天体运行论》放在总编的稿子面前。 “是的,这本书必须出版,简直是太有必要了!你就回去等待好消息吧!晚上我请你喝咖啡,可有空?”总编用眼神暗示着蓉儿。 “只要总编先生答应签出版合同,我想本小姐是不会爽约的!”蓉儿轻轻笑道,脸色更是妩媚了几分。 “出版合同这个事儿,还不是我一句话,那主编算个狗屁!我马上就可以给你搞定,给我五分钟!”那主编平时像脱了阳气一般,如今却十分灵动。 不一会儿,蓉儿走出大唐风俗文化书局,将那出版合同递到唐唐手上道:“怎么样,我厉害吧!” “咦,你的泳衣上面的带子怎么掉了?”唐唐惊问道。 “没有付出能有回报么,刚才和那总编微微接触了一下!”蓉儿说道,“只要将事情办妥就行了,只要你的书一出版,你将一举成名,到时候大唐以及海外,都知道你的名字。你唐唐将成为举世瞩目的文化名人。” “可是我在想,我如今思想这么先进,万一那些顽固守救的人,不能接受怎么办?”唐唐担心地说道。 “我已经帮你把作品出版了,其它的事我可管不了!”蓉儿说道,“当你成名之后,我就不再是你的秘书,那时候我会摇身一变,成为你的经纪人。到时候我会要求你写《天体运行论》第二部、第三部,那样子的话,我们会赚更多的钱!” 唐唐汗颜道:“除非天上有第二颗太阳,不然这作品绝对不会再有第二部和第三部的。” “其实我相信你的作品很畅销哦,因为我偷偷的看了你的作品,上面写着‘在人类心中,地球只是一个奶油饼干,但实际上地球是一个裹着芝麻的麻圆,’还有你那‘日心说’里写道‘太阳是老婆,地球是老公,月亮是情妇,老公围着老婆转,情妇围着老公转,但情妇也要跟着老公的同时,和老婆绕圈子,这样才不被发现。’这想法还是很新颖独特的!我想读者一定能接受!”蓉儿笑着说道。 “好吧,我们现在就看出版后的销量,若是销量真的不错,我要考虑一下,到时候要不要去西游!”唐唐思索着说道。 “西游当然还是要去的啊,有钱难买长命百岁,成佛过后就能与天同寿,与岁月同庚啊!”蓉儿说道。 “你这么想成佛,那也可以剃度成尼姑去西方啊?西方的女菩萨也有厉害的!”唐唐对蓉儿笑道。 “可人家只是你的跟班而已嘛,哪里能一个人去西方取经!”蓉儿嘟嘴说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十二章、异端邪说 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 大唐皇宫,皇帝李世民正在的永安宫中(后称大明宫)和文武百官共商朝政。 “都快一半个月时间了,那唐唐答应朕说要去西天取经,为何到现在还没有一点动静,他到底要等到何时动身?是不是在家里打lol,聊qq,玩飞车,cf上瘾了!”唐太宗对魏征问道。 魏征见皇帝怒了,连忙拱手回道:“回禀皇上,老臣已经催促过无数次了,可那唐唐就是迟迟不肯动身,因为他现在发财了!而且还十分有名气,他的名气都差点盖过你了!” “哦?”皇帝李世民一惊,“唐唐这么老实巴交的和尚,又不会做生意赚钱,难道他捡到宝了么?” 魏征摆手道:“不是的皇上,这唐唐最近写了一本书叫《《天体运行论》,居然说这地球是圆的,还说地球是圆的!这本书已经出版,在民间广泛传播,一时兴起天文大热,而他的秘书蓉儿,趁机在街上兜售由唐唐亲笔签名的天文望远镜,又大赚了一笔,唐唐现在有了钱,哪里还原意不辞劳苦,去西天取经。” 皇帝李世民仰面大笑道:“真是胡说八道,这地球是圆的,我们能站得稳么,麻烦你拿个西瓜站在上面试试,他说地球绕着太阳转,那朕每天岂不是要头晕几次,为何没有一点感觉?真是异端邪说,妖言惑众啊!” “皇上,可是那唐唐的书已经得到学术界专家广泛赞同,并得到一致好评,老臣昨天手抽筋,不小心在他的网上调查卷中,为他点了推荐票啊!”魏征一脸无奈,似乎后悔不已。 “呵呵,专家?我们大唐的天文专家不是李淳风么,李淳风,给朕出来!”李世民大喝道。 那李淳风拖着一身凌乱的袍子上殿,头发也散披着,拱手道:“皇上,找微臣有何事?” “李淳风,你身为天文学家,又是御封的太常博士,为何这种打扮,简直是有耻君臣之礼!”李世民虽心有有怒火,但还是平心静气的说道。 李淳风拱手回道:“皇上,最近我在研究风力大小,所以没事是到山上吹一吹风,急着赶来,帮被风吹得凌乱了头发。” 李世民呵斥道:“你身为天文学家,朕让你统计天上星辰数量,你如今还没有统计出来,还去研究什么狗屁风力大小?如今那唐唐都写出了《天体运行论》了,而你半篇论文都不曾写!那我问问你,唐唐说地球绕着太阳转,可是真的?” 李淳风往那天上一指,捋须说道:“皇下,以微臣之见,这太阳就像一个橙色的橘子,早晨从海上升起,晚上落到海中,而地球不是唐唐说的麻圆,而是一块奶油饼干。” “嗯,你这见解独到深刻,才像是真正天文学家的见解嘛。朕十分赞同啊!你先下去吧,继续统计星星的数量。”李世民说道。他转过身,又对群臣说道:“朕现在宣布,唐唐的《天体运行论》乃是异端邪说,各出版社和书局,只要出版该书的,一律封禁,而那唐唐和他的秘书,朕要拿他们来治罪!” “皇上,这不好吧,怎么说那唐唐也在那阎王手下救过你的命,你这么做之会让人觉得你是一个背信弃义,忘恩负义的人!”魏征直谏道。 皇帝李世民一招手对魏征说道:“你过来,朕给你细说。” 魏征果然走上前去,那李世民对他低声说道:“朕之所以宣扬要捉拿唐唐,还不是巴不得他能早日到西天取经!” “可是皇上,这法子太直接,也不太妥当,据说现在有很多宗教都反对唐唐,我们不如利用这些宗教来捉拿唐唐,然后再救下唐唐,到时候唐唐摄于这些宗教的压力,迫不得已离开长安城,我这个法子如何,是不是很妙?”魏征说完,笑了几声。 李世民问道:“那我想问,这反对唐唐的到底是什么教派?” 魏征一拱手说道:“回皇上,其实唐唐的学说完美,还有很多书迷,包括我,也一度沉迷于他的书,所以几乎无反对者,但有一个教派特别反对他。” “什么教派这么屌,说来给朕听听!”李世民问道。 “反对他的教派,是日月神教,日月神教认为,地球不光是以太阳为中心,还以月亮为中心,同时绕着日月旋转!所以唐唐的学说,他们表示难以接受,教主东方不败还扬言要亲手宰了唐唐!”魏征说道。 “那朕命令你把唐唐的地址,id,门牌号全部发邮件给东方不败,听见没有?”李世民吩咐道。 “可是我不明白发id有什么用,皇上?”魏征不解地问道。 “笨蛋,方便gprs卫星定位啊,这年头不用定位系统,你想在家里抓人,难于上天。”李世民一皱眉说道。 …… “唐唐,我们今天回去不成了,听说住处被日月神教的人包围了!他们要砍你脑袋啊。”蓉儿摇着唐唐的膀子,撒娇的说道。 “哈哈,这不是更好么,等外面那些人走了,我们出去,到宾馆里面去开房!”唐唐躲在女厕,从门缝往外面望了望说道。那外面,果然有日月神教的人提着刀走来走去。 “唐唐,你不是说你佛法高深么,怎么不出去教训他们啊?”蓉儿问道。 “都说又拳难敌四手不是,他们人多,我们怎么能硬抗?而我的佛法是用来行善,不是用来作恶的嘛!”唐唐嘻嘻一笑,解释道。 “哈哈哈,你们二人躲在厕所里聊得这么开心,快出来吧!”一个长相是男人,声音却是女人的人妖在外面笑道。 唐唐问道:“你是谁?居然来女厕偷窥,也太猥琐了吧?” “男女我都可以看的,因为我是中性,你懂什么叫中性么?”那女人居然是日月神教的教主东方不败。 “我这里有ph试纸,你拿去测试一下吧,不要随便说自己是中性。”唐唐居然拿出了一张白色的试纸。 “恶心,本姑娘又没怀孕!”东方不败怒瞪了唐唐一眼,“来人,把他们两个人给我捆了。” 很快,唐唐和蓉儿被捆绑在一个小院子的树桩之上,被一大群日月神教的人围观。 蓉儿一皱眉头,看了看身上的绳子对唐唐说道:“哎呀,唐唐,他们是怎么捆绑的,绑得这么专业,把人家身子的曲线给暴露完了。” “哇塞,这是日式绑缚中的龟甲缚,一种十分有内涵的捆绑方法哦,是哪位兄台绑的,看来他懂得还蛮多的嘛!”唐唐笑道。 “我们都这个样子了,马上要执行死刑了,唐唐,难道你还笑得出来?”蓉儿挣扎着说道,这一挣扎,身上的曲线更分明了。 “唐唐,只要你说月亮和太阳是宇宙的中心,我就可以保证你们不死!”东方不败冷笑着说道,她的手中,居然拿着一根烧红的烙铁。 “不说,我唐唐坚信真理,太阳就是宇宙的中心。”唐唐咬着牙关,一副视死如归的样子。 “其实,我也相信你的话,可是,我作为日月神教的教主,得服众才行啊,必须得说月亮和太阳都是宇宙中心啊!”东方不败十分为难地说道。 唐唐笑了笑:“你可以叫日神教或者太阳教啊!” “我也想啊,可是我比较缺乏阳气,而且这一改名,也有悖于我教采阴补阳的宗旨啊。”东方不败说道,“你的学说,这么有说服力,不如你来当教主如何?” 唐唐一挺胸膛,闭上双眼道:“莫说了,烙铁冷了,快来烫我吧!” “啊,尼玛谁说的烙铁冷了,烫死我了!”东方不败捂着手指头说道。 “教主,不好了,我们被大唐的官兵给包围了!”一个小喽啰突然走上前,擦着眼泪对东方不败说道。 “哭什么,我们日月神教的都是武林高手,有神功护体,还怕他们?”东方不败冷笑道,她似乎不屑一顾。 “可是这一次是那魏征带来的皇家卫队,他们使用了大量的催泪瓦斯,你看我的眼睛,泪水没有停过!”说罢,泪水又掉了出来。 东方不败一指唐唐说道:“你这家伙,快把衣服脱下来!” 唐唐一惊,缩了缩脖子说道:“你可不要伤害人质啊!” “我只是看你衣服是白色的,做一个白旗好投降而已,不要想得太多,我先走了!”说着,东方不败举着唐唐的白褂子走了出去。 “唐唐,我的唐唐,你终于没事了!”魏征上前,一把抱着蓉儿,亲了一口说道。 唐唐笑道:“魏征,行了,你就不要装了,你抱着我的女秘书干嘛?快来给你解绳子啊!” “唐唐,我真不是故意的啊,刚才那帮没用的家伙,居然把催泪瓦斯喃到了我的眼睛里面去了!”魏征解释道。说着,他帮唐唐和蓉儿解了绳索。 “你和那日月神教的人难道是一起的么,关键时候就来了?”唐唐问道。 “唐唐,不要误会,这皇上派我来的,你还是赶快去西天取经吧,我给你准备了两匹快马,不然,你再次被他们追杀,我可不管了哦。”魏征说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 网事如风,有一个人,他的从前 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 一九九七年,那时我刚刚上中学,开始接触电脑,电脑中安装的是windows95,我根本没想过电脑这东西可以联网,直到二〇〇〇年时,我接触了windowsme,和windows98,我那时才知道电脑可以联网。 二〇〇三年,我开始在外面找事做,喜欢上网,沉迷于网吧,我不知道有qq号。那时候的网吧电脑开始有windows2000系统的电脑,不过打游戏还是用windows98。二〇〇三年年底,我申请了qq号,但我不怎么会打字。那时候我会像贾宝玉一样,和很多女孩子一起好,那些女孩子不会上网,我会主动教她们。最多的一次,是带了八个女孩子去上网,还帮她们申请了网吧会员。 我最早接触的网站是雅虎,因为那时雅虎比较流行,我他最早在那里注册邮箱。后来经常去的网站是搜狐和网易。而现在我只喜欢新浪和网易。 直到二〇〇五年,我拥有了第一台电脑,高配的组装机,我开始在网上玩,因为打字速度慢,我只写诗发表。 原来网络可以发表文字的,我最早看到一个海南的原创网站,叫椰树下,我在那里发表诗歌,后来发现真的原创网站是榕树下。还有一个原创网站是红袖添香。我开始大量创作网络诗歌,混迹于91文学、烟雨红尘、好心情原创网、诗歌报,但我去得最多的是红袖添香。 那时我平均每天创作三首诗歌,不表发表在各网站,但我发现诗歌编辑的审核标准不一样,有的诗歌榕树下审核不能通过,但是红袖添香可以通过,但有的诗歌榕树下通过了,红袖添香又不能通过。目前已经有一千多首网络诗歌。那时候我的博客点击排行在红袖添香排行第三,日点击八千多,后来红袖博客关闭。 二〇〇六年,我开始创作长篇小说《蝴蝶城堡》,那时候我开始写穿越,这本书是纯手写。这本书写了五万字左右。 我开始在网络上发表长篇小说是二〇〇八年,那时候创作了一本十多万字的玄幻小说《紫月香花传奇》,后来又换笔名创作了一本科幻小说《机械盘龙之极限特警》。后面创作的小说,按时间顺序排有玄幻小说《铸剑传说》十五万字、武侠《兰生门》二十万字,这两本书是手写的,后来打算录入电脑,字太多了,所以放弃了。那时,我手写的短篇大多数是科幻小说,数量有十多篇,加起来也有十多万字,写克隆人,异形,机械人之类的小说。 后面创作的小说依次有《天魔噬》,这是第一本签约小说,这本小说发表在幻剑书盟,《九天升鸿诀》、《超级意念王》、《妖气动荡》。 在阅读方面,我最早读的长篇小说是《巴黎圣母院》,读得最多的书是贾平凹的小说,他的全集我是通读的,《资治通鉴》魏晋南北朝历史,《西游记》读了三遍,《水浒传》、《三国演义》、《红楼梦》没读完。国外的小说,我读的有《傲慢与偏见》、《德伯家的苔丝》、莫泊桑的《一生》,米切尔的《飘》。司汤达的《红与黑》没读完。国内的读得比较完整的小说是阿来的《尘埃落定》。痞子蔡的《孔雀》。短篇小说我读过杰克伦敦短篇选集,还有马克吐温的小说。村上春树的全集,如《挪威的森林》、《且听风吟》都读过。 武侠小说是我阅读得最多的,而且本人最崇拜古龙,他的小说我是通读,记忆比较深的有《绝代双娇》、《圆月弯刀》、《七种武器》、《楚留香传奇》。金庸的小说,我一般不看。梁羽生和卧龙生的小说,我偶尔会看一些,比如《冰河洗剑录》、《玄霜绛雪》、《金剑箫翎》,温瑞安的小说有时也看一些。黄易的《寻秦记》、《边荒传说》。柳残阳、诸葛青云的小说也读过一些,比如《阴阳谷》。还有还珠楼主的小说,看过了,但是觉得不喜欢他的创作风格。科幻的我也读倪匡,但是觉得他文笔一般,不及黄易。黄易的科幻比他写得好。 我的科幻创作灵感完全是来自于一些科幻小说杂志,但上面的小说只有中篇和短篇。我曾比较有信心写一本好的科幻小说出来。但是现实科幻不是主导的市场。 网络小说我主要读过的有《神墓》、《盘龙》、《星辰变》、《莲花宝鉴》、《人性禁岛》、《超级教师》。其实读得比较多,这些书只是印象比较深,记得的。好了,我洗脑似的回顾了一遍,尽管有一些疏漏,应该比较全面。 我以前的笔名,可以百度“梦兰品雅” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 逝者已矣 ,生者如斯 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 在我的一生中,我似乎参加过不少的葬礼,我也记不清,每一次,我都会深思生命的意义。 人活着的意义有无数种,但归根结底,是为自己和他人,而他人又延伸得很广的层面,亲戚、朋友、上司、同事。 当然,活着是不会想死了的事,不会纠结于人类有没有轮回。 前天,我听说作家贼道三痴死了,我心中有害怕。因为死亡是一个意外,没有人能预料到,即使是没有疾病,在生活中也会有很多意外。可我,后来,竟然没有去想死,或者说不死。 我半夜起床,居然只是在看书,而不是写作,我在看贼道三痴的书,他的文笔不错,也许,人年纪大一些,文笔会优美浮华一些,但是已经很老道了。我看了他的所有的作品,他的创作基调大都一致,也许一开始他心中的创作方向是朝着那个方向的,后来就一往无前,不再改变。 一个人的成功,往往归咎于执着,一个人的失败,也往往归咎于执着,每一个创作里程,都树着一个丰碑。蓦然回首,却没有遗憾。仅以此短文,慰藉死者,“逝者已矣,生者如斯”,“悲歌可以当泣,远望可以当归。”。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 那些名作,那些名家 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 中国的近代文学史上,除了正统的文学作品,最占市场的还数武侠小说,而仙侠小说,正是武侠的一个分支,民国三十六年,还珠楼主的《蜀山剑侠传》出版了,这是一本比较有代表意义的作品,书中有了真正的修仙套路,有飞升,还有法宝。 还珠楼主是比较能写的,那时候不曾有电脑,他能洋洋洒洒,一天近两万字,当然,这也不能排除他当时生活的压力。 与其并称的还有,“悲剧侠情派”王度庐、“社会反讽派”宫白羽、“帮会技击派”郑证因、“奇情推理派”朱贞木共称“北派五大家“。 这是解放前,解放后,诸葛青云、独孤红、司马紫烟、卧龙生这几人叱诧文坛,占了武侠的半壁江山,连未成名的古龙,此时都为司马紫烟代笔,当然,这些作家的共同之处只是高产,别无特色。 梁羽生将金庸引入写作的门路,但梁羽生的作品无论是文笔还是情节构思都逊于金庸。到梁羽生时期,武侠已经进入了一个新的阶段,那就是新派武侠阶段。 因为无数小说作家已经意识到,小说必须要求新求变,才能吸引更多的读者。古龙,无疑是武侠界杀出的一匹黑马,他的文笔,思路都与众不同,当然,他的早期作品,依然是模仿。 古龙开始走新派武侠道路的作品是《浣花洗剑录》,此书文笔新颖,构思奇特,可是后面收尾却太仓促,后人就说是虎头蛇尾之作了。古龙的成功,是在于他的系列丛书的创作,如《楚留香系列》、《陆小凤系列》、《七种武器系列》、《小李飞刀系列》,而单本如《绝代双娇》、《圆月弯月》都写得不算,他的作品一多,劣作也不少,但是这却不能否认他的才华。 古龙创作成功,也有人找他写剧本,比较说他创作得比较成功的是《萧十一郎》,这本书是先有剧本,后有小说的。 古龙后来创作《江湖人系列》之一《三少爷的剑》,还是创作得比较成功,也是他晚年的代表作品。人都有辉煌的时候,他的辉煌过去,晚年难免落寞。古龙晚年创作的都市作品,并不是很好,而且可是说是他人生中的败笔。 温瑞安的作品,《四大名捕》也是比较新颖的新派武侠,可惜文笔却不如金庸,甚至连古龙都比不上。 若是在新派武侠中论文笔,唯一能和金庸相提并论的是黄易,当然,有人会说金庸比黄易写得好,当我个人却觉得黄易的作品比较大气,场景开阔,气势磅礴。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 逝者已矣 ,生者如斯 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 在我的一生中,我似乎参加过不少的葬礼,我也记不清,每一次,我都会深思生命的意义。 人活着的意义有无数种,但归根结底,是为自己和他人,而他人又延伸得很广的层面,亲戚、朋友、上司、同事。 当然,活着是不会想死了的事,不会纠结于人类有没有轮回。 前天,我听说作家贼道三痴死了,我心中有害怕。因为死亡是一个意外,没有人能预料到,即使是没有疾病,在生活中也会有很多意外。可我,后来,竟然没有去想死,或者说不死。 我半夜起床,居然只是在看书,而不是写作,我在看贼道三痴的书,他的文笔不错,也许,人年纪大一些,文笔会优美浮华一些,但是已经很老道了。我看了他的所有的作品,他的创作基调大都一致,也许一开始他心中的创作方向是朝着那个方向的,后来就一往无前,不再改变。 一个人的成功,往往归咎于执着,一个人的失败,也往往归咎于执着,每一个创作里程,都树着一个丰碑。蓦然回首,却没有遗憾。仅以此短文,慰藉死者,“逝者已矣,生者如斯”,“悲歌可以当泣,远望可以当归。”。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十三章、姑娘,我们玩马震好么? .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “沙扬拉拉,我的长安城,那一片整饬的宫墙,华美的殿阁,沙扬拉拉,我心爱的美人儿长孙无垢!”唐唐在魏征的催促下,依依不舍地作别了长安城,踏上了向西天的取经路。但他却一路回望,一路挥手。 那蓉儿驱马在前,一回首问道:“唐唐,为何你不骑这一匹跑得快的白马,却要骑黑马?白马却让给我骑?” “阿弥陀佛,蓉儿姑娘你有所不知,那些妖怪都不曾知道我唐唐的容貌,只知道我唐唐生得齿白唇红,面若冠玉,骑着白马!他们专寻那骑白马的,吃他的肉,吸他的血,啃他的骨头!”唐唐嘻嘻笑道。 蓉儿被吓得面色惨白,抚着胸口说道:“唐唐,不要这个样子嘛,吓死本姑娘了,要不,我们换一换,还是你骑白马吧?” 唐唐一笑,一夹马肚子,打马向前,回头对蓉儿说道:“有本事你追着我,只要你追上我,我就和你换了马骑,好不好呢?”说着,赶着马,向前方的林子里奔去。 蓉儿也一夹马肚子,打了一下马鞭,追上前去。她骑的白马,当然比唐唐跑得快,很快将唐唐追上了。 “唐唐,怎么样,我追上你了,现在可以把马交换了骑了吧?”蓉儿得意的笑道。 唐唐将林子环视了一圈,狡黠的一笑道:“蓉儿姑娘,这个地方偏僻幽静,我们来跟一点时尚的节奏,一起玩玩马震好么?” “什么是马震,本姑娘不懂唉,麻烦你说详细一点!”蓉儿挠一下了发丝问道。 “你一个发廊出身的妹子,怎么会比我唐唐还要笨,连马震都不懂?要不,你和我坐到一匹马上来,我教你!”唐唐带着几份热情说道。 “本姑娘才不要你教哩,因为我懂车震啊,上一次,和那个李老板,在那玛莎拉蒂上面试过了,不就是你们男人想要的xxoo么?本姑娘不但可以触类旁通,还可以举一反三!你说的马震,本姑娘已经领悟到九成了!”蓉儿脸颊绯红,娇羞的望着唐唐。 唐唐一伸手说道:“蓉儿姑娘只懂九成,说明还有一成不懂啊,来,让我唐唐和你在马背上共同领悟一下!”说罢,一把搂住蓉儿的纤腰,将她揽到自己的马背上来。 “啊,唐唐,你好坏,怎么可以这么直接的掀本姑娘的裙子呢?”蓉儿惊叫了一声,按住了唐唐的手。 唐唐脸色一冷道:“因为我要看看你的狐狸尾巴!” 蓉儿手一舞,在唐唐脸上划了一个血印,唐唐惨叫一声,从马背上跌落下了,蓉儿收了爪子,一个飞身,落在唐唐身前,冷声问道:“你为何知道我是狐狸精,你唐唐不是一点佛法都不会么?” 唐唐冷笑道:“因为我有照妖镜,那天模特大赛,我就看出来你是狐狸精了!”说着,他手中拿出一块镜子的碎片。 “咯咯,少来蒙我,这也叫照妖镜?别以为本姑娘没见过世面,照妖镜是托塔李天王所用,而且是圆的,不只你这半块巴掌这大小!”蓉儿笑得若花枝颤抖。 唐唐摇头叹道:“当年有我,还有哪吒、李天王、杨戬、太上老君,我们五人争夺照妖镜,观世音菩萨无奈,只能帮我们将镜子砸碎,一人分一小块,我这一块镜子,还算大一些的!” 唐唐说着,用那照妖镜一照自己的脸,看到脸上被蓉儿抓了一条血痕迹,怒道:“妖精,你把我唐唐这么英俊帅气的脸抓破了,怎么也要给个交待!” “我蓉儿是来取你性命,吃唐僧肉的,你要怎么个交待法?”蓉儿笑道。 唐唐一指马背说道:“不要多说,只要你陪我唐唐马震,我就饶了你!” “可是我是妖精,你真不怕我么,唐唐?”蓉儿摇身一变,变成一只锦毛狐狸。唐唐本来已经站起身子来的,又被吓得跌了一跤。 “看来我今天不除掉你,是不行了!看我伏魔一指禅!”唐唐二指一并,念了一个诀,朝那锦毛狐狸一指。 “擦,居然失灵了!”唐唐惊道!唐唐这一次居然没有成功使出伏魔一指禅。 “哈哈,半生不熟的技法,也敢在我面前来献丑?”锦毛狐狸飞身一纵,朝唐唐攻击过来,唐唐被他抓伤了脸,当然知道他的厉害,连忙闪避。 唐唐再一指,一道白光从他指间射出,唐唐一喜:“咦,居然又灵了啊!” 他赶忙向锦毛狐狸攻出几招,将那锦毛狐狸给逼退。 但是他出手似乎太笨拙,而那锦毛狐狸闪得飞快,唐唐似乎永远也无法将她击中。 就在这时,只听“嘭”地一声枪响。那只锦毛狐狸一下子栽倒在地上,唐唐又惊又喜,心中暗想到,这附近居然有猎人,真是天助我也。 唐唐担心那人枪法不济,误将他打中,于是伏在地上等了一会儿,果然有一个穿着绿色迷彩军装有中年汉子,提一杆狙击步枪走了过来,唐唐目测,他这一杆枪应该是m200,美国佬产的。 那人的长相,却是金发赤目,却不像是大唐的人。 唐唐上前做了一个阿弥陀佛谢道:“多谢壮士相救,壮士枪法如些精准,莫非就是传说中的神枪手瓦西里·扎伊采夫?” “呵呵,我只是一个普通的退伍士兵,我姓刘,名叫刘伯钦,人称镇山太保,是这山上的猎户。想必你就是大唐来看和尚唐唐?”那汉子说道。 唐唐一惊:“你如何知道我的名字的,难道你会演周易八卦,不过那玩意儿是算不准的!” 刘伯钦客气的拱了拱手:“这里说话不是很方便,还是请高僧到我家陋室一叙。”说着,他便上前去拾那锦毛狐狸。 “啊”,没想到那锦毛狐狸居然装死,趁机咬了刘伯钦一口,然后便逃之夭夭了。 刘伯钦举枪要射击,却被唐唐拦住了,只听唐唐说道:“施主,切莫杀生,这狐狸居然是一个妖怪,但毕竟没有杀我唐唐,说明还是一个好的妖怪,你放了他吧!” “可是对敌人的仁慈就是对自己的残忍,你放开我,让我一枪打死她!”说罢,“嘭”的一枪射出,那锦毛狐狸居然闪过了,再一看,已经逃出了视线之外。 “唉,没想到我刘伯钦苦练这么多年的枪法,居然如此的不济啊!”刘伯钦叹道,他开始自卑了。 唐唐牵着马,随着刘伯钦一起出了林子,往山下走,在半山腰里,有几间木房,刘伯钦指着那木房对唐唐一笑说道:“瞧,那里便是我的家了!” “这个地方我来过的,好像是叫双叉岭吧!”唐唐说道,因为他西游了一遭,多少还是有一些印象。 唐唐走近那木房子,看到那房前挂着一些没有剥皮的猎物,惊讶地问道:“你不是说你的枪法很差的么,怎么会打到如此多的猎物?” “这些是我用霰弹枪打的,你看那猎物身上的弹孔就看得出来!”刘伯钦说道,“因为这里是山里,与外界很少通联系,所以我凭记忆,自己制作了枪支弹药。” “子弹能杀死妖精么?”唐唐半信半疑地问道。 “能,不过需要炼魔的子弹,所以,为此,我自己学习了道术!”刘伯承笑着回答道。 “原来是自学的高手,失敬失敬!”唐唐叹服道。 刘伯钦摇头道:“实际上我也够笨的,这子弹炼魔多次不成功,后来还多亏了大势至菩萨帮忙!” 唐唐惊讶地问道:“原来你认识大势至菩萨?” “我不认识,是我母亲虔心向善,每天拜佛,所以感动了她,她下凡来教会我子弹炼魔的方法,还说你要到这里来,托我交一样东西给你!”刘伯钦说道。 唐唐笑道:“菩萨果然说话算数,上一次她答应给我一个救命的法宝,却一直未兑现!,如今她将法宝托交给你,快拿出来给我看看。” 刘伯钦将一个金光闪闪的锦盒放到唐唐的手中说道:“自己看吧,好像是一只手枪。菩萨说过,这是一只伏魔手枪。十分的厉害!” 唐唐哈哈大笑:“佛界也出新式武器了!”唐唐打开盒子,原来是一把有六个弹槽的左轮手枪。 “可是光给我一把枪有屁用啊,没子弹怎么玩?”唐唐一皱眉头,生气的说道。 刘伯钦说道:“莫急,你不是有一本秘笈叫《谁对佛法不迷茫》么,是观世音菩萨给的。翻到pag64,你会看到制作炼魔子弹的方法。” 唐唐赶忙拿出秘笈,翻开书一看,说道:“原来这炼魔子弹是泥巴加咒语啊,这个也太好找材料了!那让我试试。” 刘伯钦一摊手说道:“不用了,我这里有现成的,你可以试试这枪的威力!” “好,那让我来试试!”唐唐将那炼魔子弹放入弹槽中,对着外面瞄了瞄,用一只手掩着耳朵,良久,却不敢开枪。 “算了,你还是把枪给我,我帮你试试!”刘伯钦说道。 唐唐赶忙将枪递给刘伯钦,只听刘伯钦叫道:“唐唐,手指从扳机里取出来,枪口不要对准人!” “嘭”,唐唐触到了扳机,枪走火了,刘伯钦倒在血泊之中,唐唐目瞪口呆——他居然杀人了。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十四章、山上老虎不吃人,反倒很可爱 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐误杀了刘伯钦,心中慌张,左右四顾,心想,杀了人最好得把人埋了。可是转念一想,这荒山上,单家独户,又无一人往来,埋与不埋,又有何分别?反正无人看见,不如趁早下山了事。 想到这里,唐唐提起九环锡杖,举步出门,准备离开,不想里面房间中走出一个瞎眼的老婆婆来。她穿着月白裙衫,上面还缀着几个补丁,脸皱得像一个苦瓜似的,看上去十分可怜。 “伯钦,我的儿啊,你总算回来了,下午娘要去镇上找医生看看眼睛,你陪娘去吧!”伯钦的娘说道。 唐唐本想一走了之,哪里想到这刘伯钦还有一个瞎眼老娘,这打死了他儿子,看这瞎眼老婆婆也怪可怜的,于是摇了摇头,叹了一口气,又顿了顿声说道:“好啊,娘,儿子我在这里!刚才上山打了两只野獐子,现在正在剥皮哩!” “儿啊,这家里的野物够多的了,干嘛又去打獐子,我叫你采一些野菊花,用来泡水洗洗我的眼睛,难道你忘记了么?”伯钦的娘说道。 “娘,我今天看到两个獐子特别肥,就去追獐子,忘记了采菊花的事儿,你看我把这些野物剥了皮,腌上盐,冬天吃!”唐唐说道,他尽管模仿刘伯钦的声音说话。 伯钦的娘笑道:“儿啊,今年你却多了个心眼,去年冬天我们还到镇子上买了一些牛肉和粮食才过完冬哩!” “锅里有一些冷饭,你把热一下,菜板上有切好的野猪肉,我腌过盐的,你去把炒了,给我做中午饭吃!”伯钦他娘说道。 唐唐应了一声,来到厨房,幸好唐唐当年在金山镇当和尚时,为了偷食荤腥,天天下厨,学了一手好厨艺。如今炒起菜来一点也不生疏,还有一些得心应手。 很快,唐唐就张罗了一桌饭菜,伯钦他娘吃了一口饭菜说道:“儿啊,平时你做饭都是笨手笨脚的,今儿怎么做得好吃一些了?” 唐唐心中一慌,刚夹在筷子上的肉都掉到了地上。但又一想,伯钦他娘只是一个瞎子,我只要平时少说话,她能识破我么? 唐唐回答道:“娘,我新近学做菜了,还不是想给你老人家换换口味。” 伯钦的娘点了点头,满意的笑了笑,吃完饭,她拖了一把椅子,开始在外面晒太阳。 “伯钦啊,忙完了没,忙完了陪娘一起到镇子上去啊!”伯钦的娘对着房里说道。此时,唐唐正用席子把刘伯钦的尸体裹了,吃力地转移着尸体。 “好了,娘,就快忙完了,我马上陪你到镇上去!”唐唐神色慌张的回答道,他的心中扑扑直跳。 唐唐随着伯钦的娘下山,伯娘的娘只是眼瞎了而已,身子骨却也硬朗,所以唐唐只用搀扶她便可以下山路,唐唐手中拿着禅杖,走一步,踱一下,伯钦的娘生疑,问道:“儿啊,你还年轻,怎么就拄着拐杖走路啊?” 唐唐笑道:“这拐杖本来是给你准备的,不想那铁匠没有分寸,把这拐杖用铁用得太多,所以太重,你老人家用不了。” 伯钦的娘笑了笑,也没有继续问下去,急着赶路。唐唐真没想到,一个瞎眼的老婆婆走路走得比他还要快。 唐唐心中满是疑云,没想到伯钦的娘回头说道:“儿啊,这山中妖怪多得很,我们还是走快一些,若是运气差,撞上一个怎么得了?” 唐唐听了这话,心中也有些害怕,他虽得到了一把伏魔枪,可是这一时却不会造子弹,虽然伏魔一指禅,却又经常失灵。 “娘,早知道我牵一匹马来,这样子还快一些!”唐唐说道。 “伯钦,你怎么现在越来越爱撒谎了,我们家不曾喂过牲口,哪里来的马?以后不要撒谎了。”伯钦的娘语重心长的教训道。 这时,从刘伯钦的房屋处,传来马的嘶叫声,唐唐笑道:“娘,这马是我今天早上到镇子上买回来的哩,不曾给你说。” “那好,娘就在这里等你,你回去把那马牵来,我们娘俩儿走快一些,好早点赶到镇上!”伯钦的娘坐在一块大青石上歇下身子,对唐唐说道。 唐唐应了一声赶紧回去牵马,可是这马一牵回来,哪里还寻得到半个人影儿。不过唐唐在那老青石下找到一堆人骨,幸好唐唐这两年经常看恐怖片历练了胆量,否则会当场被吓晕过去。 唐唐正准备上马,却发现树林中有一个人,穿着浅黄色的带花纹的衣服,伏在地上,像是生病了一般。唐唐心想,定是有人半路饿晕了,得去救救他。 “喂,你是活人还是死人,你伏在做什么?”唐唐问道。 “哦,我知道了,你是在练功,蛤蟆神功!”唐唐想了想,突然嘻嘻笑道。 “我刚刚吃过东西,现在只是排泄而已!”那人一提裤子,站起身子,抹了抹嘴巴上的血回答道。 唐唐这才注意到他的穿着打扮,他的穿着打扮就像那儿童节目里逗人的老虎的装扮。 那人绕着唐唐转了一圈,打量着唐唐,十分为难地说道:“没想到我饿了几个星期,没逮到一个人,如今短短几刻钟,便遇到了两个人类,可是我已经吃不下了啊!” “难道你是妖怪?”唐唐突然问道,他已经意识到了危险。 “本大王是妖怪也被你看出来了,看来你是一个极聪明的人类!那你猜猜,本大王是什么妖怪?”那妖怪望着唐唐,乐呵呵的问道。他刚刚填饱了肚子,而眼前的又是他的食物,他当然高兴。 唐唐拿出照妖镜,暗中一照,那妖怪立刻在照妖镜里显了原形,原来是一只斑斓大老虎。于是唐唐笑着答道:“你是一只老虎,对不对?” 那虎妖闻言一惊,说道:“我在山中所吃的人,都是些村妇樵夫,你是我见到的最聪明的人,不过,本大王还是不能放过你!因为我吃了这一顿,还要为下一顿作打算。” “你身为百兽之王,这山中这么大大小小的野兽,你都可以吃啊,为何要吃人类?”唐唐问道。 “我之所以要吃人类,是因为我以前是吃山中的野兽,突然有一天,来了几个挂着工作证的人,要求我加入野生东西保护协会,还答应我每天供应给我牛肉吃,三餐可以喝美味的牛奶。我便爽快的答应他们了,并且还签订了合同,没想到这合同便是一纸卖身契,我被麻醉了卖到了动物园里。幸亏我身体强壮,连夜越狱,死里逃身,才回到了这山上,但这山里却来了一个猎户,害得我一天失魂落魄,担惊受怕,狼狈不堪。所以我痛恨人类,要吃光所有的人类。”那虎妖说罢,长长的叹了一口气。 唐唐哈哈笑道:“原来,你这么害怕猎户,可是今天我却打死了一个猎户!” “我这般高大威猛,尚斗不过猎户,你这般柔弱得像一个书生,却说打死了猎户,我不信!”那虎妖瞪着唐唐说道。 “俗话说,眼见为实,耳听为虚嘛,我带你去看看,不就证实这一切了么?”唐唐说着转过身子,朝那刘伯钦的房子走去。 那虎妖跟在后面说道:“你可不要耍花招,若是耍花招,我马上‘咔擦’一下,拧断你的脖子。” 唐唐将虎妖带入房中,打开裹着席子的刘伯钦的尸体一指,对虎妖说道:“你看,这不就是那猎户!” 那虎妖见了刘伯钦的尸体,一眼就认出来那是绰号镇山太保的刘伯钦,于是一膝跪在唐唐的面前道:“恩人,我的恩人,请受小的一拜!哦不,应该叫你师父才对啊,师父,请受徒儿一拜!” 唐唐一愣,一听这声音好熟,心想,难道眼前这妖怪就是那不晓事的孙猴儿? “悟空,为师想死你了,怎么我经历了这么多难,你才出现,按理来说,你应该在第一难的时候就出现啊!”说着,唐唐呜呜咽咽,几乎哭出声来。 “师父,莫要乱说哦,我分明是虎妖!我虎妖乃是堂堂的老虎大王,没有必要去冒充别人啊!”虎妖拍着胸膛说道,“如今这山中没有了猎户,我又可以称王称霸了,哈哈。”说罢,虎妖仰面大笑。 “师父,告诉你一个好消息,我快要飞升成仙了!”虎妖突然说道。 “你莫要哄我,一个妖怪,怎么可能成仙?”唐唐摇头摆手道。 “前些日子,我的老友熊罴怪发email给我说,那转世佛陀唐唐到西天取经,途经此地,让我这山里守候,若是吃了这唐唐的肉,便可以羽化而升仙!我过觉得升仙是可以的,羽化是不是长翅膀?那我就成了鸟人了,这个我可不要。”虎妖说道。 唐唐听到说要吃他的肉,心中暗惊,但却气定神闲的说道:“都说吃唐唐的肉是长生不老,谁说的可以羽化升仙?这是乱说的吧,你莫要信。” “反正这成仙和长生不老是差不多的,那唐唐只要敢从此经过,他死定了!”虎妖咬牙说道。 “你既然要吃他,那你可认识他?”唐唐淡定的笑了笑问道。 “都说那唐唐生得齿白唇红,面若冠玉,骑着白马,不过我逮到几个齿白唇红、面如冠玉的路人都是女的,唯一一个男人,他却是一个人妖,也被我吃了!”说着,那虎妖一盯唐唐的脸说道:“师父,我看你齿白唇红,却有几份神似唐唐,莫非你就是……” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十五章、唵嘛呢叭咪吽 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐见那虎妖满腹狐疑的盯着他,心中惊慌,一时无了分寸。 “哈哈,你就是堂堂,我早就认出来了!你莫想蒙我!”那虎妖明明不能确定,但故意诈问道。 唐唐眼珠转了转,又想了一个法子,呵呵笑道:“其实我不是唐唐,我是唐唐一起的跟班儿,我叫唐三儿。” 虎妖将信将疑,打量着唐唐问道:“你既然是那唐唐的跟班儿,想必你肯定对唐唐十分了解的吧,我想问问你,吃了唐唐的肉是否真的能长生不老?” “假的,假的,这都是唐唐为了自抬身价的广告宣传,别人不知道,我唐三儿还不清楚么?”唐唐晃着脑袋,摆手说道。 虎妖吃了一惊,一纵眉,旋即问道:“什么广告宣传?说来给我听听!” 唐唐清了清嗓子说道:“我和唐唐,本来是一家化妆品公司的推销员,唐唐是黑人后裔,脸黑,但牙齿很白。唐唐用了公司的洗面奶,发现是假货,但是脸却变白了,因为唐唐是黑人后裔,所以嘴唇比较厚,为了弥补这一缺陷,唐唐开始打扮自己,并且擦口红,时间一长,就成了齿白唇红、面如冠玉的效果。因为唐唐口才极佳,连续获得五届销售员金话筒冠军,被破格提拔为公司副总。唐唐开始拓展自己的产业,进军保健品行业,因为大家都知道这个行业好赚钱啊,比如脑黄金、白金搭档这些产品,都赚了不少钱,为了打造品牌效果,开始以自己的名字注册商标,但没有一点效果,所以唐唐开始利用长生做广告。并支付了一百万广告宣传费用,从而在事业上获得了巨大的成功……” “没想到吃了唐唐的肉能长生,居然是假的!”虎妖失望的叹气道。 “不要这么绝望伤心啊,刚才,我在这猎户家中发现了一种食用后可长生不老的草药!”唐唐微微一笑说道。 唐唐起身道:“你别急,我这就去给你拿。”说罢,起身到了厨房,须臾,又返回来。 “你看,这就是食用后可长生不老的草药!”唐唐拿出几块棕褐色的像红薯的根状物,摆在虎妖面前的桌子上道,“这个东西叫草乌,炖肉吃了,可长生不老!” 虎妖看了看那草乌说道:“本大王,最爱吃的是猪肉炖粉条,这东西炖出来有猪肉炖粉条儿好吃么?” “那是必须的,何况这东西吃了能长生!”唐唐笑嘻嘻的说道。 “那好,唐三儿,你赶快去给我炖一碗来!”虎妖命令道。 唐唐说道:“那你等等,这猎户家里有高压锅炖肉也挺快的,保管你今个儿天黑前不会饿肚子!” 虎妖听了唐唐的话,似乎宽慰了几分,挥了挥手道:“别在这儿逗得我嘴馋,还愣着做什么,还不快去给我炖肉吃!” 大约过了一个时辰,唐唐端着一个鱼纹花饭走了出来,笑着对虎妖道:“来啰,鲜美的草乌炖肉汤!” “哈哈,我老远就闻到香味了,等不及了,虽然我今天吃了一个人,为何饿得这么快,不行,我要饱餐一顿!”虎妖笑道,唐唐则在一旁殷勤的服侍。 “虽然有一股浓郁的药香味,但是还是很好吃的,太鲜了,要不,你也来一点!”虎妖对唐唐说道。 “不用,不用,我在厨房里早就偷过嘴了,哈哈!”唐唐抹着自己油腻的嘴巴,摆手道。 “咣当”,虎妖一把将碗推到地上,一手捂着肚子,一手指着唐唐,满脸痛苦的说道:“这……这肉汤里有……有毒!” 唐唐谅他也没有反抗的力气了,走上前,拿了一份报纸说道:“不是我唐唐故意害你,是你太缺乏常识了,草乌虽然是中草药,但又名断肠草,吃多了就会死的,你看看这报纸上的报道!” 虎妖一看报纸,上面写着“云南某镇村民,因发现草乌,炖肉请亲戚食用,七人住院,六人身亡,请广大群众注意,不要乱食用草药……” “你……你好狠……”虎妖看完报纸,便七窍流血而亡。只见金光一闪,那虎妖的死尸便化为了原形——一只斑斓巨虎。 唐唐上前一摸那虎皮,光滑细润,自语道:“这个虎皮可以拿去给悟空做一个虎皮裙子,哈哈,也算是见到悟空的见面礼!” 想到这里,唐唐在房中找了一把尖刀,将那虎妖的皮剥了下来,然后便下山到裁缝店,请那裁缝给他做一条男式的虎皮裙。 “先生,请问你这虎皮裙要做多长啊?要前面开叉的还是旁边开叉的?放心吧,我们这里都是欧洲请来的设计师,做出来的裙子包你满意。”那裁缝拿着皮尺量着虎皮问道。 唐唐自语道:“那猴儿向来身材矮小,也不知道被压在山下,长高了一些没有!” “啊?压在山下啊?那人定被压得扁平了,我看还是设计一个扁平的形状吧!对了,要齐膝裙,还是包臀裙?”那裁缝又问道。 “这裙子是做给男人穿的,你看着办吧!”唐唐应道,他没想到这个裁缝如此的啰嗦。 “男的啊,那就设计一个扁平四脚裤哦,运动起来比较方便!”那裁缝对唐唐说道。 “速度,快做吧,免得野生动物保护的人来了,到时候又得罚款,又得拘留!”唐唐挥了挥手,着急的说道。 唐唐又对那裁缝问道:“前面那座山是否就是两界山了?” 裁缝点头道:“正是,这山叫两界山是,是五行山的一个支脉,东边是由大唐管辖,西边则是鞑靼的地界,你只要一过此山,就出了大唐了。” “应该没错,我的徒弟就是被压在这两界山下!”唐唐自语道。 “我只听说过那山下压着千年乌龟,万年王八,没想到那压的居然是你的徒弟!”裁缝笑道。 唐唐也不怒,笑着做了一个阿弥陀佛道:“正是压的我的徒儿孙悟空啊!劳烦你给我指一条上山的道路。” “现在寻路都是用gprs导航啊,一看你就是穷鬼,算了吧,你出来,我给你指路,”说着,他拉着唐唐走到门外,指着那镇外的河流道:“没河流往上游走,在河道拐弯的地方直走,就是上山的道路,一路多虎豹豺狼,你可要小心点!”那裁缝叮嘱道。 唐唐待裁缝做好了虎皮裙子,见天色已晚,又在镇上客栈里住了一宿,第二天才上路。 第二天,唐唐骑上马,快马加鞭而行,那悟空耳朵机灵,很远就听到了马蹄声,心中暗想,这定是师父来救我出苦海来了。 唐唐来到山下,看到一个巨大的乌龟壳,大吃一惊,心中想到:“难道这山下压的不是我徒弟悟空,而是压的一只乌龟?”于是,唐唐绕着那乌龟壳转圈子,却不敢靠近。 而悟空见唐唐骑着黑马,心中想,都说骑白马的是唐唐,这家伙定是六耳猕猴变化而来,冒充我师父的,哼,不理他,看他要做什么。 唐唐绕着乌龟壳转了几圈,终于看到那露出的猴子尾巴,于是笑道:“悟空,为师来救你来了,你这么害羞做啥?你不是被压在山下么,怎么跑到乌龟壳里面来了?” 悟空听到是唐唐的声音,这才探出头来,悟空表情痛苦地对唐唐说道:“师父,别要过来!” “檫,你这个不服好的猴儿,为师可是来救你的,你还叫为师不要过来!”唐唐一皱眉,怒道。 “我身上被如来佛祖绑了dnt烈性炸药,若是不解除乌龟壳上面的灵符,你休想靠近我!”悟空说道。 “檫,如来佛祖这么毒辣,居然连dnt烈性炸药也用上了,哈哈,看来你这猴儿真的是惹怒他老人家了,莫忙,让为师想想,解除灵符的咒语,这咒语,好像,好像观世音菩萨给我说过的。”唐唐说罢,冥目寻思良久。 “哈哈,为师想起来了,”唐唐突然一睁眼笑道,他对那乌龟壳上的灵符一指道:“俺码字码字牛!”咦,怎么不动,再来一句:“俺码字码字牛!” 悟空一拭额头上的汗水道:“不会吧,师父,你记性怎么变得这么差,六字大明咒都不记得,唵(ong)嘛(ma)呢(ni)叭(bā)咪(mi)吽(hong)。” 唐唐摆手道:“咳,为师当然记得,只是不会读罢了,悟空,你自己会念咒语,怎么不自己解了灵符出来,非要麻烦为师?” “这可是如来佛祖的特殊设定,只有师父你能解啊,我们即使会念也没有用啊!”悟空无奈的说道。 唐唐念了咒语,揭下灵符,微笑着说道:“悟空,你现在可以给我出来了!” 悟空身子若泥鳅一般,从那乌龟壳里钻了出来,对唐唐大喝一声:“师父,快给我让开一些!” 吓得唐唐慌忙伏倒在地上,只见悟空将那dnt炸药抛在空中,那炸药在天空划出一条弧线,落入河水里,须臾,便听“砰”的一声巨响,河水中激起四五丈高的水柱。 一些鱼儿都飞到岸上来,悟空嬉笑着上前:“师父,今天又有鱼儿吃了!” “阿弥陀佛,悟空,我刚放你出来,你就杀生,佛祖看到了,定会气死的!”唐唐双手合十说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十六章、你变个虫儿试试! .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 悟空拿着一串烤鱼,啃了一口,放到唐唐鼻子跟前问道:“师父,香么?哈哈,我放了孜然粉、胡椒油、芝麻油……”说罢,拿了回去,自己大口大口的啃了起来。 唐唐盯着那烤鱼,吞了一口唾沫说道:“悟空,你不能这个样子啊,即使是不让师父我吃烤鱼,也得去化斋来给师父我吃啊,烤鱼我就不吃了,我要吃嘛,让我想想……我要吃一份加州牛排!还要冰镇可乐,西红柿黄瓜汤、梅子酱烧鹅……” 唐唐还没有说完,只见悟空毛茸茸的手掌已经伸到了他的面前:“钱呢?这年头离开钱可办不了事儿,先交钱再说。” 唐唐在包袱里摸索了一会儿,拿出一张银票递给悟空道:“为师我毕竟是跟如来佛祖和大唐皇帝混,拿双工资的五星级待遇的员工,你还担心我差你钱么?不过用过后,还要回来报个账!” “师父,那我去了!”说着,悟空要翻筋斗云腾空。 “悟空,给我站住!”唐唐突然叫道。 “师父,还有什么事没有吩咐啊?”悟空苦着脸问道。 唐唐拿出那叠好的虎皮裙抖了抖,递到悟空的手上道:“悟空,我不明白,我每次和那如来佛祖争斗时,都是穿着金盔银甲,怎么每次败了就赤条条的回来了呢,出门在外,要注意表形象,不要光着身子,来,为师给你做了一个包臀裙,遮遮羞!” “男人与男人之间的事情有时候说不清楚的,师父你就别问了!”悟空说着,接过虎皮裙套上,回头道:“这裙子还算合身,谢谢师父了,不过穿这个去泡妹子也寒碜了一点,那师父,我走了哦!” “去吧,去吧,为师现在还饿着哩!”唐唐挥了挥手说道。 “咦,悟空,你怎么这么快又回来了啦?这也太神速了。”唐唐惊讶地问道。 “师父,我刚才忘记那如来佛祖收了我的法术,我现在不能使用筋斗云了哦。”悟空挠了挠耳朵,不好意思地说道。 “啊?你没有法术,那凭什么保师父去取经啊?”唐唐失望的盯着悟空问道。 悟空笑道:“不过,观世音菩萨已经说过了,这一次要师父你保护我去取经。你想,哪里有徒弟保护师父的道理?一般都是师父护着徒儿!” 唐唐听悟空这么一说,苦着脸道:“徒弟啊,你这可为难师父了啊,我现在可以泥菩萨过河,自身难保啊!来怎么保护你呢?” “师父莫怕,我虽然没有了法力,但是我懂得变化之法啊,我可以教你变化之法,然后碰到妖怪就不会害怕了!”悟空嘻嘻笑着拿出一本秘笈说道:“这个就是七十二变的珍藏本儿,师父拿去慢慢领悟,慢慢看!” “打妖怪只要能打能杀就行了,变化之法又有何用?”唐唐不以为然的笑道。 悟空一笑:“师父,我给你打个比方吧,比如有一天我们食物吃完了,只剩下一个苹果了怎么办?那时候,你若是变成一个小虫儿,一个苹果可以吃一个月哩!吃到腐烂发霉都吃不完。你看,以前你被妖怪捉住的时候,我不是经常变成蚊蚋来看你么,变得越小,妖怪越是不能发现,我可以教你变蟋蟀、飞蛾、蚊子、臭虫、跳蚤!” “可为师对这些都不感兴趣,为师此时只想变成一条龙,一下子飞到天空中去,喷云吐雾啊!”唐唐说道。 “唉,师父,为人切勿好高骛远,若是学东西,你还得从浅易的东西入手,若是想变成龙,你就先学着变一个虫儿吧!”悟空语重心长的说道,唐唐却像他的徒弟一般。 唐唐叹道:“也罢,我今天就当你这猴儿的徒弟了。” “那还不快叫师父,快叫啊,不然我可棍子上身了哦!”悟空扬着金箍棒得意地笑着道。 “咳咳,悟空,不要在为师面前得寸进尺哦!你的紧箍圈还在头上,所以还是要收敛一点哦!免得为师一念,你又要求饶!”唐唐板着脸说道。 悟空也收起笑脸,说道:“那好吧,你是自学还是要我来教你呢?若是自学,可能很难,若是我教你,那入手很容易,但是你必须得叫我一声师父,我都叫你这么多年的师父,你叫我一回师父,总不为过吧?” “悟空啊,若是为师变成虫儿,被鸟儿飞来啄去吃了怎么办啊?”唐唐十分担心的问道。 “吃了就变成鸟屎,还能怎么办?”悟空说道。 “那这变化之法边基本的生命保障都没有,不学,不学,我不学了好么?”唐唐摆手道。 悟空笑道:“看见鸟儿来了,你不会变回来啊,真是傻鸟!” “悟空,不能骂人哦。”唐唐生气了,警告道。 “没有,我是骂那吃你的鸟儿是傻鸟而已,连变化的东西都分不出来,不是傻鸟是什么?”悟空说道。 “我不是东西,不要说我是东西。”唐唐随口说道。他突然发现自己说错了,一捂嘴巴道:“悟空,你又坑我!” “好了,不说这些,我先教你如何变虫儿!你先趴在地上,跟着我念。我说一句,你跟着说一句,好么?”悟空说道。 唐唐果然照悟空所说的去做了,不过一会儿,真的变成了一个虫儿。 “悟空,我们发财了啊,好大一块金子!”唐唐伏在地上,笑着说道。 “师父,那不是金子,是一颗反光的砂粒而已啊,你现在是虫儿,你变小后,就觉得周围的东西变大了!”悟空叹了一口气,解释道。 “啊,救命啊,悟空,好大一只蚂蚁,居然夹着师父的屁股不松口!”唐唐痛苦地叫道。 “好了,我已经将它给摁死了,师父变成虫儿好不好玩啊?”悟空问道。 唐唐生气地说道:“好玩个屁,这么多脚,都不知道走路时先用哪一只脚好,先用右脚还是先用后脚,先用左脚还是先用右脚。” “师父,这走路就不用我来教了吧,难道还让我像体育老师那样给你数个一二一,齐步走么?”悟空心中暗想,唐唐真坏啊,虐死他,嘻嘻。 “咦,悟空,我手变到哪儿去了啊?”唐唐又惊叫到,见到自己没了双手,肯定很慌张。 “师父,莫要怕,你的手就是你的前脚,你的前脚就是你的手,弄懂了没?”悟空说道。 “可我很不习惯用手走路啊,就像狗一样,在地上跑来跑去!”唐唐说道。 悟空叹道:“唉,师父,怎么这么多年过去了,你还是改不了啰嗦,算了,你还是变回来吧!” “怎么变回来,快教我啊!”唐唐急着问道。 “打自己一耳光,自己清醒一下就变回来了!”悟空道。 唐唐正欲打自己耳光,难为情的说道:“尼玛,现在我是虫儿,又不是人,哪来的手?这不是作弄我这只小虫儿么?” “那就将你脑袋随便在哪里磕一下,就变回来了!”悟空说道,其实悟空是认真的,并没有骗他。 唐唐照着悟空说的将头在地上磕碰了一下,果然,一道青烟散尽过后,唐唐已经变化回来了。 “变化之法这么厉害,悟空,为何你当年不教我呢?”唐唐问道。 “我将我的职业技能教你了,我怎么去混饭吃啊?”悟空回答道,“不过这变小虫儿是简单一些,但是有的变法却实在是很难。” “那你说说,怎么个难法?”唐唐虚心地问道。 悟空想了想说道:“比如我当年变成牛魔王,这个变化可是难一点,一般的人学了不像。而且我在变化时,变有一些从来没有变化过的妖怪的模样时,只是脸变得像一些,身子,或者是尾巴,有时候变化不过来。” 唐唐拍手笑道:“变牛魔王好啊,可是去骗铁扇公主和玉面狐狸这两个美人儿,特别是玉面狐狸,真个是最美的妖精。” “师父,人活着要经得起诱惑啊,不要一直盯在美人儿身上啊,何况你是出家人,疏远女色是必须的啊!”悟空提醒道。 “我唐唐虽然有些好色,但是却从来没表露出来,比如说那盘丝洞的蜘蛛精,一个个都是碧玉年华的美人啊,为师连她们的手都没有摸过啊。”唐唐说道。 “师父,反正这次西游也难成正果,不如大开色戒,快活一下子,如何?”悟空故意逗唐唐。 “这西域的美女少,照这么说,我们还得返回大唐才行啊!”唐唐说道。 悟空挠挠耳朵说道:“师父,我不是在燃灯佛祖那里去求了一个美人儿给你的么,那美人儿到哪里去了?” “唉,别说了,师父在天上是佛,那碧霞仙子还愿意跟我,如今我是庶民,她哪里愿意来追随我?我在长安城里却见过她一次,后面就再不曾见过,据说她跟了观世音菩萨,不过这样子也好,她也能修成善果。”唐唐叹道。 “师父这般仪表堂堂,还担心找不到女人?”悟空说道,“到时候经过女儿国,我帮你物色几个,师父可以娶个三妻六妾,再让她们给你生几个大胖小子。” “那就麻烦你了,悟空,为师下半辈子的幸福,就靠你了!”唐唐笑道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十七章、美人儿,让我来保护你! 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 悟空牵着马儿在前面走,唐唐坐在马背上,边看风景边说道:“悟空,这一路上,为师又多了一些感悟,我想出了一条座右铭,叫‘达则兼济天下美人儿,穷则独念佛经!’你觉得如何?” “啊?‘达则奸尽天下美人儿’?师父,看你平时蛮老实,居然能说出如此荒唐邪恶的话?”悟空故意假装听错,掩口嘻嘻笑道。 唐唐气得连连摇头,一指悟空说道:“悟空,师父真不想说你啥子了,真是孺子不可教也,孺子不可教也!” “师父,我悟空好歹也是八百多岁的人了,你怎么可以叫我孺子?”悟空搂着金箍棒问道。 “你就算是活到八千岁,不还是为师的徒儿么,再说师父也为你好啊!俗话说,万恶淫为首,百善孝为先!你的色心还是得收敛一些。”唐唐做了一个阿弥陀佛,说道。 “知道,知道,大不了我见了美女不去看她,掩着脸走路还不行么?”悟空说道。 唐唐笑道:“为师也是这个意思,就是说你若是见到美女后,让为师上前与她们搭话,你就不要多嘴了,你一副雷公嘴脸,免得吓到了人家。” 悟空将手搭在眉上,望前面眺了眺,回头叫道:“师父,师父,你瞧,前面有一个客栈哩,今天晚上有歇脚的地方了,咱们不用在露天里睡觉了!” 唐唐坐在马背上,也早已经看到了那个客栈,摇头叹道:“看来今天晚上又得破费几两银子了,我还是觉得睡露天要好一些,至少不用花钱!你看那花花草草,那些参天树木,在露天里风吹日晒,长得多少粗壮。” 悟空笑道:“可是它们是植物,师父你可是人啊,人怎么能和植物相比,你天天睡在外面,难道是想变成一个植物人吗?” “悟空,你这猴子是怎么说话的?”唐唐见悟空说他是植物人,似乎有些生气了。 “师父莫恼,前面有美女,该轮到你出面表现的时候啦!你去好好调戏一下她!”悟空说着,往前面一指说道。 唐唐一看,那客栈外面有一个花园,一个紫衫美女立在花园里浇花,虽然是背对着他的,但是看她那曲线曼妙的身材,真恨不得从后面走上前面,搂着她亲两口。 可是唐唐咬牙念了声,“我忍”,身体因刺激起了变化的部位,马上恢复正常了。 唐唐抖抖袖子,走上前,做了一个阿弥陀佛,说道:“女施主,打扰一下,这里可是一家客栈啊?” 那紫衫女子猛一转身,脸色煞白,吓得唐唐退了两步,跌道在地,颤声道:“妖……妖怪……救命啊,有妖怪!” 悟空闻声,提着金箍棒上前,仔细一看,那女子揭下贴在脸上的面膜道:“这长老好奇怪哦,本姑娘在这里浇水,他却在这里大声吆喝妖怪,把本姑娘也吓坏了!” 悟空客气的拱了拱手,笑问道:“那请问姑娘,我师父他现在藏哪儿去了?” 那紫衫女子突然转过身子不,对着那花园里一指说道:“你看,那儿不是么?” 悟空顺着那紫衫女子手指的方向望去,只见在花园的一头,那花丛中,唐唐趴在地上,将屁股露在花丛外面,头扎在花丛里,一动也不动,悟空用金箍棒捅了捅道:“师父,你看错了,没有妖怪,赶快出来吧!” “哎呦,悟空,你好大的胆子,居然敢爆我的菊花!”唐唐痛苦地叫了一声,说道。 “sorry,师父真是对不起啊,这完全不是故意的!”悟空赶忙道歉。 那紫衫女子含笑着说道:“没到你这个跑江湖耍猴儿的居然如此胆小,我贴张面膜把你吓成这个样子,咯咯!”说罢,也掩着樱桃小口,轻笑了几声。 唐唐四下望了望,没有见到耍猴儿的,只见那紫衫女子扯了扯唐唐的衣袖道:“耍猴儿的,莫看了,说的是你哩!” “女施主,我是想问你们这里是不是一个客栈,我想和我的徒弟在这里借宿一晚上啊!”唐唐表情认真的说道。 那紫衫女子一皱眉道:“那你还是趁早一些上路吧,这儿不是客栈,这是我们姑娘家住的地方。另外,还要告诉你一个不幸的消息,这里方圆一百里,莫想找到一个客栈。” 唐唐看了看那房子道:“你们这房子也修得够宽敞,不租出来当客栈赚钱,也未免太浪费了一些!” 紫衫女子叹道:“我和姐姐们都是单身女子,也不喜欢生人来,所以就不招呼客人了。” “妹妹你在跟谁讲话?”房中又传来一个女子的声音,想必是这紫衫女子的姐姐。说着,她走出房来,见唐唐生得唇红齿白,英俊帅气,说道:“想必这位耍猴的大哥是来借宿的吧,莫站在外面,快进来坐。” 这个女子穿着杏黄色的衫子,没有化妆打扮,也十分清丽脱俗。 唐唐一喜,和悟空一道,跟着那女子进入房中,来开一个明亮的敞厅坐上,清了清嗓子对那女子问道:“不知道姑娘如何称呼?为何住在这大山之中?” “我叫映月,我妹妹叫映烛,家父是大唐的二品朝官,因为得罪了上面的人,所以弃官还乡,隐居于此!前两年我家父过世了,只剩下我姐妹二人。”黄衫女子说道。 唐唐正欲开口说话,那映月一皱眉问道:“你这耍猴儿的,不到闹市里去,却到这大山里来,实在是有点可疑!” “姑娘你误解了,我叫唐唐,是东土大唐的一个和尚,而这猴儿是我的徒弟孙悟空,我们是到西天取经,途经此地,若有打扰,多多得罪!”唐唐说道。 那映月和映烛两个姑娘一听唐唐说自己是取经的和尚,眼中便露出了一丝奇异的光芒,映月说道:“二位远道而来,想必也饿了吧?我让妹妹却做一些饭菜来给你们吃!” 唐唐虽然心正,但这映月姑娘身子丰满,又是穿的低胸,谈话之间,目光自然落到那雪白的胸脯上,于是顺便摆手道:“没有没有,我唐唐只是见了女人有一些饥渴而已!” 映月一惊,用袖一掩胸问道:“你说什么?” 唐唐这才意识到自己说错了话,于是摸着肚子说道:“我的意思是说一路来有一些饥渴,腹中空空,我想吃点东西。” “即使是饿了,也要忍着一些,毕竟做饭也要时间啊!”映月说着,对映烛吩咐道:“妹妹,早点做些饭来给二位客人吃了,好早点歇息!” 悟空打量着这房间,对映月问道:“姑娘,你们住在这山中,可否有妖怪来扰?” 这句话,好像触动了映月的心头事儿,只见她走到窗前,往窗外望了望,然后伏在窗台上,呜呜咽咽地哭泣。 唐唐对悟空呵斥道:“你看你这个猴儿,为师见你不要开口说话,这一开口,把人家姑娘都给吓哭了,你看怎么来办?” 悟空撅嘴道:“可我又不是有意思的!” “姑娘,不要害怕,有什么委屈,讲给我唐唐听!我唐唐乃是一个伏魔高手,不管是什么妖怪,我都能手到擒来!”唐唐说道。 “师父,你的那本事儿,难道我不知道么,不要吹牛,真的有妖怪,还不是看我耍本事!”悟空抱着金箍棒说道。 那映儿缓缓抬起头来,抽泣道:“我和妹妹住在这山中,本是无忧无虑,就在上个月十五的晚上,我和妹妹正在赏月,突然飞来一个穿着银袍的妖怪,自称花大王,要我陪他喝酒,喝完酒后,就把我和我妹妹给xxoo。自从那天过后,那妖怪,每隔三五天都要来这里一次,我和妹妹,都恨死他了。” “那你们为何不反抗?”唐唐问道。 “我们都是柔弱的女儿家,哪里能反抗大男人啊?”映月说道。 “那如果我师父和你们xxoo,你们会不会反抗!”悟空在一旁插嘴道。 “当然要反抗!”映月冷着脸说道。 “那是为何?”唐唐不解的问道,“难道我不是男人?” “你当然不算是男人,充其量也只能算是小白脸!”映月说道。 唐唐感觉十分的委屈,叹了一口气:“不管你们怎么看我唐唐,但是我唐唐今天必须为帮你们这个忙,除掉那个妖怪。” “可是那妖怪不一点今天晚上来。”映月摇了摇头道。 又过了一会儿,天色暗了下来。 “姐姐,那妖怪又发微信骚扰我了,他说,他今天晚上又要过我们这里来……”映烛站着饭菜走上前说道。 “二位姑娘莫要慌,这降妖伏魔之事,就交给我唐唐去做吧!”唐唐一抬手说道。 “那多谢官人出手相助了!”映月和映烛感激道。 唐唐又望向悟空:“今夜伏魔之事,你就不要插手了,全交给为师来吧!” “我现在没了法力,想插手也不行啊,今天晚上他来了,我就躲到楼上看电视。”悟空说道。 “唐唐,你要叮嘱你的徒弟,上去看电视可不要乱动那些碟片,那些碟片都是那花大王带来的岛国的片子,你徒弟看了,会被带坏的!”映月不好意思的凑到唐唐耳朵跟前说道。 唐唐嘻嘻一笑:“那我也要看……”。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十八章、美人儿,让我来保护你! 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “师父,我在到处找你哩,没想到你躲在院子里面玩泥巴!”悟空走到唐唐的身后,一拍唐唐的肩膀说道。 “悟空,你不懂,就到一边儿去玩吧,”唐唐挥了挥沾满泥巴的手说道。 悟空看着唐唐手中搓出来的泥丸子问道:“师父,你在用泥巴做药丸子么,搓得这么圆?” 唐唐摇摇头道:“哪里有药丸子,这个分明是我做的子弹!” “擦,子弹不是这么做的,子弹是流线型的,前面必须要有尖头才行的!”悟空纠正道,“算了,还是让我来给我示范着做一颗吧!” “悟空,你认真是天才啊!”唐唐搂着悟空亲了一口,笑道。 “师父,你家有小孩么,又做泥巴玩具给他玩儿,现在有各色各样的橡皮泥,卫生干净!”悟空说道。 唐唐拿出伏魔枪递给悟空说道:“悟空啊,看来师父也不能瞒着你了,这枪可是大势至菩萨送给我降魔除妖的,一般人我不给他看。这泥巴嘛,只是用来做炼魔子弹的。” “哇塞,师父,不会吧,cf里的黄金手枪你也有,真是牛逼哄哄啊,拿来给我用用!”悟空说道。 “那今天晚上那妖怪来了,你一个人搞定哦,我到楼上看电视去了!”唐唐笑着说道。 “反正那妖怪不会这么早来,我们一起去看电视吧,你确定上面都有岛国的碟子?”唐唐猥琐地笑了笑。 “全是看得吐血的偶像剧,我想不如看看《火影》、《刀剑》这些动漫,最近我爱上动漫了,你说那《七龙珠》里,我不是主角么?”悟空笑道。 “哈哈,动漫我也喜欢,大家一起看。”唐唐手搭在悟空的肩上,二人说说笑笑的走到楼上去了。 …… “唐唐,外面的月亮不见了,风好大,院子里的树好像被吹断了一棵!”悟空匆匆从外面走进房中,忧心忡忡的对唐唐说道。而唐唐正在看《火影》动漫。 “一定是妖怪来了,妖怪来了一般要虚张声势的,别管他,来,这里还有半盒爆米花!”唐唐十分淡定,他将爆米花递到悟空的手上说道。 悟空一皱眉:“不会吧,师父,你快将路上的干粮都吃光了!” “你师父我现在不差钱,若是再碰到集镇就可以再买一些干粮!”唐唐笑着说道。 “悟空,这风刮了多久了?”唐唐突然转过头来问道。 “大概刮了一个多时辰了吧,这个妖怪,就是喜欢玩风,有本事冲着我孙猴子来啊!”悟空指着自己的鼻子说道。 唐唐一开始还是坐在电视面前还是蛮悠闲的,可坐了一会儿,也坐不住了,对悟空说道:“悟空,你出去看看,那妖怪到底来了没有啊,他不来没关系,可是我想上洗手间啊!” 悟空打了一个呵欠说道:“师父,我好想睡觉,你自己去吧!” “唉,你这惫懒的猴儿,看来为师也莫想指望你办一半点事!”唐唐摇头叹道。说着,唐唐朝门口走去。 唐唐来到门前,正欲伸手开门,却发现那门在不停的抖动,“擦,妖怪这么快就到门口了么?”唐唐暗惊。 “砰,”那门被一阵风吹开,两个女子惊叫着朝唐唐倒了过来,压在唐唐身上,唐唐倒在地上,虽然浑身疼痛,但是那两个女子压着他的部位也十分软和,唐唐一看,正是映月和映烛二位姑娘。 “啊,幸福也来得太快了吧,你们两位姑娘,这大半夜的来找我唐唐有何事?”唐唐嘻嘻一笑问道。 “妖怪,妖怪来了!”映月在唐唐怪中抖抖瑟瑟地说道。 “莫怕,有我唐唐在,还怕什么妖怪!”唐唐说着,从地上爬起来,抖了抖衣衫说道。 “你们说,那妖怪长得可不可怕?”唐唐平心静气地问道。 映月和映烛都夺在他身后,连连点头道:“对,很可怕,非常恐怖,难以形容。” “那我唐唐想问问,有没《午夜凶铃》里的那个贞子可怕呢?”唐唐说道。 “可是这个妖怪是男的,贞子是女的,性别不一样!”映烛在一旁说道。 唐唐冷冷笑道:“你们有所不知,我唐唐有一个不良嗜好,就是男女通吃,管他是什么妖怪,来了就是找死!” 唐唐的话音刚落,只听房顶上“砰”地一声,一个妖怪从房顶上掉了下来,“哎呦”惨叫一声,原来那妖怪被唐唐吓到了。没有站稳,从房顶掉了下来,刚好落在楼道走廊上。 “尼玛,这个房顶怎么是倾斜45度的,而且又这么滑,我出门又忘记穿鞋子了!”那妖怪埋怨道。 “原来是一个赤脚妖怪,你就是叫花大王么?怎么我觉得跟大花猫差不多?”唐唐故意来气他。 花大王拿着镜子在自己的镜上照了照,并拿出一个梳子梳理了一下头发问道:“难道本公子今天打扮得不够帅?” “帅,只不过是帅得有一点恐怖!”唐唐点了点头,认真的说道。 “尼玛,打击人也不要这样子说嘛,死开一些,莫误了本公子今天晚上的好事!今天晚上,我要和两位姑娘玩玩双飞!”花大王说道。 “有我唐唐在这里,你休想欺负二位姑娘!”唐唐义正言辞的说道。 “哦,你是他请来的保镖!”那妖怪握着拳头,向唐唐走了过来。 唐唐一抬手道:“停,给我止步,我还没有说完,我是他们的经纪人,而不是保镖,只要你交钱,什么事,你想怎么办,就怎么办!” 花大王冷笑道:“你明知道我是一个混社会的,而且已经很久不曾出去收保护费了,哪里来的钱?有钱我不知道去那些名牌会所,到这里来混?” 说着,花大王向唐唐冲了过来。 “哎呦,尼玛,是谁?谁把棍子横在门口的?”花大王跌倒在地上,大骂道。 唐唐一看,那棍子是悟空的金箍棒,一想就知道是那猴儿搞的鬼,但是也只是暗暗的笑了笑:“有什么本事就使出来吧,我唐唐在这里等着的哩!” 那花大王从身后取出一柄黑色的带着光泽的宝剑道:“我这叫五毒宝剑,只要谁一碰它,必死无疑。” 唐唐呵呵一笑,“这个年头又不是冷兵器时代了,还用剑,真是愚不可及,看看我的左轮手枪!” 说罢,唐唐拿出了伏魔枪对准花大王道:“你若是斗胆前进一步,我就开枪打死你,我这枪里有六颗子弹,但只用一颗,就可以要了你的性命!你要考虑清楚了。” “哈哈,我谅你也不敢!”花大王仰面大笑,唐唐却真的有点心虚了,毕竟就是他头一回下面遭遇到妖怪,而且还是一个不知道来头的妖怪,万一是穿山甲变的,一枪打不死,那就玩完了。 “唐唐,我好怕!” “唐唐,我也好怕!”映月和映烛两个姑娘,一个搂着他一边膀子不放。 “喂,喂,不要晃动我的手啊,我瞄不准了啊!”唐唐叫道。 “砰”,一枪射出,唐唐的伏魔枪居然走火了。 那花大王应声倒地,躺在地上一动也不动,可不知道他究竟死了没有。 唐唐回头对映月说道:“你上前去看看吧,看这妖怪死了没有?” 映月脑袋摇得像拨浪鼓一般:“不了,还是你去吧!” 唐唐吸了一口气,给自己壮了壮胆,走上前一看,那妖怪果然然了,不化为了原形。原来是一只大黄蜂,难怪取名叫花大王。 “悟空,妖怪都死了,你快起来了啊,不要装睡了!”唐唐对悟空唤道。 “师父,你怎么知道我这睡觉是装的呢?”悟空身子一滚,一个鲤鱼打挺起了身。 “你跟了为师这么多年,你哪根猴毛朝哪个方向长的,我都知道,难道还不知道你是装的。快把这妖怪的尸体给处理了!”唐唐一挥手说道。 “我擦,这黄蜂有一个人这么大,真不知道修炼了多少年啊!”悟空说道。 “别这么大惊小怪的,现在的妖怪都是吃的饲料,长得大一点有什么奇怪的,赶快把尸体给处理了回来陪师父看电视,听到没有?”唐唐命令道。 唐唐突然发现那地上有一柄剑,是那妖怪用过的,心中一好奇,便上前去拾。 “师父,别动,那剑上有毒!”悟空叫道。 可是,还没有等唐唐反应过来,那剑变成一根毒刺,插在唐唐身上,悟空一拍脑袋说道:“师父,完了,完了,你中了这黄蜂的毒刺了!” 唐唐一看,自己的手指居然肿了,苦着脸问道:“悟空,这来怎么办?赶快救救师父啊!” 悟空说道:“若是以前,我一个筋斗云就去了南海找观世音菩萨,要是现在我没了法力,不能腾云,救不了你。” 悟空思索了一会儿,叹了一声气道:“师父,你就听在由命,等死吧!” “擦,我唐唐虔心向佛,去西天取经,没想到这第一难就死了,到阎王那里去,我也不服气啊!这死了到阎王府难混啊,上一次我赢了阎王的裤子,这一次他定要赢回来,到时候为师连裤子都没得穿。”唐唐痛苦地说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第二十九章、鹰愁涧计擒小白龙 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “悟空,你快醒醒啊,我们怎么会睡在这荒郊野外啊?”唐唐一觉醒来,一摸自己露湿的衫子,对悟空问道。 悟空抱着金箍棒,揉了揉眼睛,四下望了望,说道:“对啊,我们怎么会在这个地方啊,明明是在那映月和映烛两个姑娘的家里的呀!” “昨天晚上我明明是中了毒,居然没有死!”唐唐打量着自己的身子,侥幸的笑了笑。 悟空挠了挠耳朵,自语道:“昨天那两位姑娘肯定也是妖怪,这荒郊野外,怎么会有人家?”说着,悟空提着金箍棒四处寻找,看见面前有一丛芭蕉,那丛芭蕉上面有两朵花开得分外鲜艳,悟空举起棍子就打。 “悟空,这一大清早的,你又在伤害花花草草!”唐唐啰嗦的说道。 “师父,你莫拦我啊,我有火眼金睛,认得她们是妖怪啊!”悟空说着,打得那那丛芭蕉溅了一地的鲜血,唐唐本来还想啰嗦,一时目瞪口呆,无话可说了。 “悟空,你赢了,为师错了还不行么?”半晌,唐唐耷拉着脑袋说道。 “那好,你快道歉,不道歉我可棍子上身了哦!”悟空举起金箍棒对唐唐说道。 “唉,悟空,你又来了不是,得寸进尺,不要以为师父拿你这刁钻古怪的猴儿没法子,至少我还会念紧箍咒噻!哈哈哈。”唐唐笑道,“悟空,你去把马儿牵来,我们该上路了。” 悟空走到前面的树下去牵马,“咦,师父,这马儿怎么会四脚朝天的睡觉,好像有点不对哩!”悟空说道。 唐唐一提袈裟,急步走上前道:“啊,我心爱的马儿,你怎么死了?” “师父,人死不能复生,师弟他英年早逝,就这样走了,你就节哀顺变吧!昨天晚上,我见这马儿舔了你身子,可能是你中的毒转移到他身上,把他给毒死了。”悟空抹着眼睛,假装哭泣,安慰道。 唐唐摆手道:“悟空,你口口声声说你是火眼金睛,难道这匹马不是你师弟小白龙你都看不出来?” 悟空挠着脑袋上的猴毛说道:“嘻嘻,难怪他一路上不曾跟我讲话。师父,那我的师弟小白龙在哪里啊?” “当然是在那鹰愁涧里噻,难道你记性比我还要差啊!平时少玩玩游戏,要多看书才时。”唐唐说道,“我不管了,现在马儿死了,悟空,你得背着我走。” 悟空手抱在胸前说道:“师父,你要勤快一点啊,自己多走一点路啊,这样子才有利于股四头肌,股二头肌,股内侧肌,小腿肌肉的锻炼!” “我不管了,谁教我是如来佛祖的二弟子金蝉子,可以这么说,我生下来就是坐奔驰宝马的命啊!”唐唐一挥手说道。 悟空咬着牙,用金箍棒敲打着地面。 唐唐生气了,说道:“怎么,悟空,难道你还不服气,想打师父?” “我哪里敢打师父,我只是找土地老儿出来,找他借一辆车用用啊?你看你人高马大,而我又这么矮小,怎么背得动你老人家?”悟空解释道。 说罢,只见那地上冒出一缕精烟,一个穿着像丐帮的老头儿,拄着拐杖走了出来,他对悟空施了一个礼,问道:“不知大圣找小神出来有何事啊,敬请吩咐。” 悟空摆摆手,嘻嘻笑道:“其实也没有什么大不了的事,只是想找你老人家借一辆代步的车子用一用。” 土地老儿苦着脸道:“我久居山中,向来清贫,又不曾领到天庭的半点俸禄,所以暂时买不起车,唯一的一辆车是最近建房运泥沙的手推独轮车,你要不要?” “拿来,拿来,我将就用用,这也比背着人走路要强一些啊。”悟空招手说道。 只见土地老儿往空地上一指,地上冒了一缕烟,烟雾散尽,出现了一辆手推独轮车,他对悟空一拱手道:“大圣你这一路尽管走好!”说罢,身子一缩,化为青烟,消失不见。 “师父,现在有现成的车子了,你还是上来吧,我们赶紧上路了哦!”悟空说道。 唐唐也不嫌弃,将行李放到车中,撩了撩衣衫,坐了进去,挥手道:“悟空,可以上路了,快推车啊!” 师徒二人开始颠簸着前行,唐唐突然笑了,哈哈大笑。 悟空十分纳闷,问道:“师父,你没事吧,该不会是哪要神经出了问题了?” “我当然没事儿,我好好的,我是在想,我们快到鹰愁涧了,到了鹰愁涧,我们收伏了小白龙。到时候为师又有马骑了,你也不用推车了,哈哈。”唐唐笑道。 “可是师父,那小白龙可不是什么好货哦,他吃喝拿骗,在那龙宫可是出了名的,而且还是一个神级败家子,反正我是不敢招惹他,要去,你自己去降伏他,莫把我扯到一块儿去。”悟空边推着独轮车,边走着说道。 唐唐坐在独轮车中,翻阅着经书,长叹一声道:“可惜为师不会降龙十八掌,若是会的话,我可分分秒秒降伏小白龙,让他跪地救饶!” “咦,师父,你看那人站在悬崖边上,是否要跳水自尽?”悟空突然指着前方的悬崖问道。 唐唐抬头一看,只见一个身高七尺的黄衫文士,正立在悬崖边上,往水中眺望。 “悟空,不要担心,以为师多年给人看相的经验,此人乃是一名跳水运动员!”唐唐摆手笑道,继续低头看书。 “师父,可是你经常告诫徒儿,说救人一命,胜造七级浮屠,你为何不去看看,万一人家真的是寻死呢?”悟空说道。 “若是救美人儿,你师父我当然是义不容辞,可眼前的是一个男人,我唐唐没有这口爱好!还有,我要给你解释一下,七级浮屠就是七层高塔,为师我不是建筑工人,没有必要去造七级浮屠!”唐唐辩解道。 唐唐在崖下面看了一会儿,焦急的说道:“唉,悟空,为何这个人还不跳崖?为师可真是等不及了!我上去帮帮他,给他做做思想工作,或者是推他一把。”说罢,唐唐跳下独轮车,向山崖上走去。 远远的,唐唐便听见那黄衫文士在那高崖上吟诵诗词。只见他吟哦道:“归去来兮,请息交以绝游。世与我而相违,复驾言兮焉求?悦亲戚之情话,乐琴书以消忧。农人告余以春及,将有事于西畴。或命巾车,或棹孤舟。既窈窕以寻壑,亦崎岖而经丘。木欣欣以向荣,泉涓涓而始流。善万物之得时,感吾生之行休。” “擦,这家伙居然背的《归去来兮辞》,难道他就是传说中的田园始祖陶渊明?”唐唐自语道。 “好诗,那诗,真没想到一代田园诗人陶渊明陶大哥居然会隐居于此,唐唐今日能够见到,真是三生有幸!”唐唐双手合十说道。 那黄衫文士目光一凛,望着唐唐说道:“你是哪里来的野和尚,头发也不理,不僧不道的,快说,你为何要跟踪我?我乃是华夏国十大文化名人之一,屈原。你是不是我的狗仔队?” “阿弥陀佛,我向来讨厌记者这个行业!说实话,今日你我只是不期而遇,在佛教,这种只能称为缘分!可你既然是屈原,为何要念陶渊明的诗?”唐唐十分认真的问道,因为眼前这人是屈原,他心中不由暗生敬意。 “哪一条规定只准后人模仿前人的诗,不允许前人模仿后人的诗,那陶渊明不是靠模仿我的诗成名的么?”屈原说道。 “阿弥陀佛,我对这诗词不甚了解,所以无发言权,可是屈原大师到这鹰愁涧来做什么呢?”唐唐好奇的问道。 屈原一指那鹰愁涧里的水对唐唐问道:“这里泉水清凛,清澈透明,水势汪汪,是否是七仙女洗澡的地方呢?” “这个我唐唐不甚清楚,但是这里山高水险,潭水深不可测,是一个寻短见的好地方啊!若是你不想活……” “七仙女姐姐,我来找你们来了!”屈原大声唤道,唐唐还没有说完,那屈原已经纵身跳入了潭中,水花溅起一丈多高,瞬间被淹没于水中。 “悟空,快去救人啊,为师我可是旱鸭子,沾不得半点水的!”唐唐在岸上焦急的说道。 悟空翘着腿二郎腿,坐在独轮车上,摆手道:“师父别急啊,我刚才推车推累了,还要歇一歇,若真是要下水,还和在岸上活动活动筋骨,以免腿抽筋儿啊!” 唐唐没有办法,在岸上急得直跺脚,这是,只见那水中血沫翻腾,须臾,腾出一条巨大的白龙来。 唐唐吓得脸青面黑,跌坐在地上,说道:“都说是小白龙,怎么这么大一条恶龙,刚才那屈原,肯定是被龙给吃了!” “师父,如今人已经被吃了,就不用我下手救人了哦!”悟空在岸上嘻嘻笑道。 “唉,没药可救了,这样子下去,你如何成了得了佛?”唐唐叹道。 “悟空,你别坐着啊,想一个方法降伏这小白龙,我们才能过这鹰愁涧继续取经啊!”唐唐焦急的说道。 悟空抓了抓耳朵,想了想说道:“那你变个虫儿,我来忽悠一下他,说你和他是同类!” “檫,这么损人的法子你也想得出来?”唐唐骂道。 “师父,要过这鹰愁涧,务必要使用这种损人的法子啊,快变虫子吧,我引那小白龙上来!”悟空说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十章、鹰愁涧计擒小白龙 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “悟空,你看看计数器,为师现在搬了多少块石头投到这鹰愁涧里面去了?为师我实在搬不动了,你看,我这纤纤玉指都磨破皮了。”唐唐说着,又抱了一块石头,投到鹰愁涧里,他拭了拭额头上的汗水说道。 “檫,这计数器坏了,居然停在‘2’上面了!”悟空惊叫道。 “师父我现在累得不行了,今天,我少说也搬了三百六十五块石头了吧?你让我歇歇!”唐唐说着,便横躺在岸上。 “师父,不是我说你,叫你变个虫儿,引那小白龙上来,然后让徒儿我来降伏他,你却不信,非要在这里搬石头。你看,这岸上的石头都给你搬光了,那小白龙潜在水中,一个泡都没有冒。”悟空嘲笑道。 唐唐在岸上躺了一会儿,又起来搬石头,他见岸上的石头都搬光了,于是上前一把将悟空推开,说道:“悟空,起来,你屁股下面的这块石头师父我也要用,你就站一会儿吧,要知道多投一块石头,就多一个机会,我不能放过任何的机会!”唐唐一把抱起悟空屁股下坐的那块石头说道。 说着,唐唐将岸上最后一块石头掷向水中,而那水中只溅起了一朵和石头差不多大小的水花,下面就再也没有什么动静。 唐唐坐在岸上,叹息道:“悟空,终于被你说中了,那小白龙是一个资深潜水运动员。他这样子一直潜水,也不冒泡,也太过分了,为师正在考虑要不要他一起去取经!” “师父,这个可不是你想不想要他去的问题,比如,观世音菩萨让八戒陪你去取经,你敢不让那呆子陪你去么?”悟空说道。 “那是,那是,这凡事还得听从上级的安排啊!”唐唐点头说道,“不如我们请观世音菩萨来问问?” 悟空一副为难的样子说道:“当年我一个筋斗十万八千里,转眼就到南海观音的紫竹林了,要请观世音菩萨前来,也就是一盏茶的工夫,可是如今被如来佛祖收了法术,一个筋斗最多翻两丈量远,如何请得那观世音菩萨来?” “悟空,莫要担心,为师手中有请兵令牌呢!这东西为师虽然不知道它是什么做的,但是为师知道它还是蛮有科技含量的,只要对着它唤两声,天天庭的神仙就会下来帮忙!”唐唐说着,拿出那红色的请兵令牌。 悟空笑道:“这个东西我几年前都见过,内置qq、微信、陌陌、yy、挂挂,好多软件,功能强大着哩,只是观世音菩萨当时没有拿给我用!那你试试,让观世音菩萨到这里来!” 唐唐恭恭敬敬地捧着令牌,在地上磕了两个头唤道:“观世音菩萨,弟子我有事要找,求勾搭,求私聊!” 须臾,一道青烟在唐唐身边腾起,转眼间,只见观世音菩萨盘坐在莲座上,对悟空问道:“悟空,你找本尊有什么事啊?” “不是我找,是师父,师父他老人家找你!”悟空一指唐唐,唐唐连忙趋身上前。 “菩萨,是这样子的了,你让我去西天取经啊,可是到这了鹰愁涧,那小白龙居然潜水不出,不前来恭迎我!还吃了一个叫屈原的文人!”唐唐如实向观世音菩萨禀明。 “阿弥陀佛,屈原被龙吃是天意啊,这个唐唐你不必去理会,要不然每年端午怎么会划龙舟,吃粽子呢?”观世音菩萨说道。 唐唐点了点头:“我向那水中抛了三百六十六块石头,可是这小白龙藏在水中不出来,我怎么去降伏他?” 观世音菩萨呵呵笑道:“这个你莫要急,你看,他不是出来了么?”说着,观世音菩萨往天上一指说道。 唐唐见一条白龙在天上盘旋,大喜,对观世音菩萨道:“菩萨,真是谢谢你啊!” “你莫谢我,其实那小白龙在你抛第一块石头时就腾到空中去了啊!”观世音菩萨说道。 唐唐气得直咬牙道:“这真的也是太坑人了吧,害怕我在岸上白忙这么久,菩萨,你看我的双手都磨破了!” 观世音菩萨一蹙柳眉说道:“唐唐,这些芝麻小事儿就不要找我了吧,你可以写申请找如来佛祖要创口贴啊!今天晚上,有佛界还有一个化妆舞会,所以我就不陪你了,骨得头儿拜!”说罢,那观世音菩萨化为青烟,消失不见。 “我檫,我还没有说完,她就走了,这了太不负责了吧?我要到佛祖那里投诉她!”唐唐说道。 悟空用毛茸茸的手抓了一下耳朵说道:“师父,降妖伏魔都是我们自己的事儿,菩萨他们也帮不了我们啊!” “那你说说,这小白龙不是在水中,就是在天上,我一个凡人,凭什么去擒他?”唐唐问道。 “你不是有一把可以伏魔的左轮手枪么?对着他啪的一枪就把他给把打下来了!”悟空嘻嘻笑着说道。 “可这枪的射程有限了,最多不超过一百米!何况我近视,远了看不清,瞄不准。”唐唐说道。 悟空笑道:“别急,我这就唤他下来!” “师弟,师弟,快点下来,师父他老人家来了!”悟空挥着手,对腾在空中的小白龙唤道。 好一只小白龙,鳞甲晃眼,张牙舞爪,口中喷云吐雾,浮在空中,小白龙怒道:“你们究竟是什么人,为何先前用石头砸我,如今又唤我为师弟?我是龙王三太子,和你们屁关系都没有。” “师父,快变成虫儿!”悟空对唐唐说道,唐唐慌忙变化成了一根小虫子。 “刚刚我喊你师弟是抬举你了,实际上你可能是我师父的,曾孙,玄孙,来孙,弟孙,乃孙,云孙,耳孙,甚至辈分更低一些!”悟空笑道。 “你师父是何人?”小白龙半信半疑,盯着悟空问道。 悟空一抬手掌,将唐唐托举在手掌心说道:“这就是我的师父,太玄真龙!” 唐唐由于变化之时,忘记脱下锦襕袈裟了,所以那变化的虫儿半边鲜红,半边金光闪闪。小白龙盯着唐唐,十分迷惑,继而问道:“你真的是我的祖仙太玄真龙?” “龙生九子,我老婆当年产下九条龙,其中有一条就是西海龙王敖闰!”唐唐说道。 “在下正是西海龙王的三太子,但我从来没听说过太玄真龙!你既然是我的祖先,为何你身体这般的小?”小白龙不解的问道。 唐唐耻笑道:“真是愚昧,我从来没有见过如此愚昧无敌的真龙。难道你没读过《物种的起源》,不懂得进化论么?要知道动物都是由简单到复杂,由单细胞动物到多细胞动物的。我虽然小,但已经初具龙形了,麻雀虽小,五脏俱全。这一代传一代,不知道进化了多少代,才有你这么庞大的身躯。” 小白龙听唐唐这么一说,却也信了,皱眉说道:“可是祖先,我不想做一条龙,我想变成一只马!” “咳咳,这个我还是能理解的,就像有的男人一生下来不想做男人,要想去做女人一样!这只要医生操刀,做一个变性手术就可以了!不过你是一条龙,想变成一条马,那比较麻烦,要观世音菩萨亲手操刀才行的啊!”唐唐说道。 “那观世音菩萨在哪里?”小白龙四周望了望,急切地问道。 “唉,你来得太晚了,她刚刚还在这里哩!”唐唐说道。 正当唐唐心中无计时,那观世音菩萨又突然出现了:“诸位不好意思,刚才我去了一趟洗手间,现在又回来了。你们有什么事么。” “他……他那做变性手术!”唐唐指着小白龙说道。 小白龙连连摆手道:“不,我祖先太玄真龙理解错了,我只是想变成一只马而已,还望菩萨成全!” “这个好说,好说,”观世音菩萨笑道,说着,她用杨柳枝在净瓶里蘸了一些水,浇到小白龙的身上了。那小白龙瞬间变成了一只白马。 唐唐不解地问道:“菩萨,你这瓶子里的水真是神奇,为何有时能起死回生,有时候能返老还童,现在又能将人变化?” 观世音菩萨呵呵笑道:“这要看里面装的什么药水,用化学药水打比方吧,这里面有时是硫酸、有时是盐酸、有时是ar硝酸,就这么简单。化学成份不一样,效用就不一样。” “老师,我懂了!”唐唐恭敬地退了下来。 小白龙却似乎不满,说道:“我准备变一匹飞马,为何变这种不能飞的土种马?我原来是龙,还可以在天上飞,现在却不能飞了。” 观世音菩萨笑道:“小白龙啊,你只要驮唐唐去西天取经,当时候如来佛祖会封你为八部天龙马,到时候你想怎么飞就怎么飞。” 唐唐在一旁拍掌嘻嘻笑道:“菩萨是想给我变一个坐骑么,那多谢了!不过菩萨能不能跟得走时代,给我增加一点时尚的元素呢?” “有什么想法,尽管说吧,本菩萨还是尽最大需求满足你!”观世音菩萨说道。 唐唐跪在地上,拜了一拜说道:“麻烦菩萨把这小白龙变成哈雷摩托吧!求求你了,菩萨。啊,菩萨,你不要走啊,等等,不要走啊!” 观世音菩萨却也不理会唐唐,唐唐追上去,只是一缕青烟。只见悟空站在一旁,抱着金箍棒,笑弯了腰。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十一章、黑风怪拳揍悟空 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “卧槽,这骑着小白龙的感觉就是不一样啊,跑起来若一阵风一般,把我锦襕袈裟都给我跑掉了!悟空,快跟上啊,你咋个走么慢,以前说你有千般能耐,居然还跑不过一匹马?”唐唐回头对悟空唤道。 悟空这才气喘吁吁地追了上来,对唐唐说道:“师父,这小白龙定是吃了人,肚子没饿啊,这样子跑起来,非要把我这个当跟班儿的给活活累死啊!” 唐唐哈哈笑道:“看来为师是要准备给他的马蹄铁下安装两片刹车皮才得啊!不然跑起来,都刹不住!” “师父,这马儿是性子该给他改一改了,你老人家让开,我来给他几棍子!”悟空说着举起金箍棒要打。 “悟空不得胡来,这马儿若是被你打成孤拐,如何驮我去西方取经,赶快给我停手!”唐唐呵斥道。 悟空收了棍子,抱在胸前问道:“师父还有何事要吩咐?” “悟空,刚才这马儿跑得急,将我裹在身上的锦澜袈裟给弄掉到地上了,你有没有给我捡回来啊?这佛宝给遗落了,事儿就闹大了啊!”唐唐着急地对悟空问道。 “啊?”悟空一惊,说道:“师父,我刚才看到一个面相丑陋的黑鬼,捧着一个宝贝,笑嘻嘻的往山里跑,我没怎么注意,原来他是捡到了你老人家的袈裟啊?” “那我不管了,这都怪你走在后面却没看到,现在我命令你去把那袈裟给我捡回来。不然我又要念紧箍咒了哦!”唐唐蛮不讲理的说道。 “师父,莫念,莫念,我这就去!你就在这里等们,莫被妖怪吃了哦?”悟空说完,调头往回走。 “为师现在骑的可是上档次的白龙马,哪个妖怪追得上我,你就放心的去吧,务必要把锦襕袈裟给我找回来哦!”唐唐说道。 …… 悟空生怕唐唐念紧箍咒,所以跑得飞快,当他倚着一棵树坐下身子来时,才发现了一个黑胖汉子也靠在这棵树下喘气。 当然,他是靠在这树的另一面,不曾发现悟空。 那黑胖汉子手中正捧着锦襕袈裟,细细观看,口中自语道:“宝贝,还真是一件好宝贝!只可惜我不是一个和尚啊,若是一个和尚,这个东西就受用了!” 只见那黑胖汉子想了一会儿,眼前一亮:“对了,我与那金池长老有一些交情,请他给我剃度,我便成了一个和尚了,哈哈。”想到这里,他不禁哈哈大笑。 悟空突然窜到他的面前到:“好你一个强盗,居然暗中偷我师父的锦襕袈裟,还不赶快给我拿来!” 那黑胖汉子却不给,一下子将那锦襕袈裟坐在屁股底下说道:“这袈裟是我在路上捡回来的,你凭什么说是你师父的,即便是你师父的,但是我捡到的东西就归我,哪里还有由你拿回去的理?” “你到底拿不拿来,你不拿来,我可要动武了哦!”悟空扬起金箍棒对黑胖汉子说道。 那黑胖汉子捏了捏拳头道:“有种的和我比比拳脚功夫,看看我们俩到底谁人厉害?” 悟空笑道:“若要论起拳脚来,我也不会输给你,我今天就不用棍子,和你打一回,看我们二人到底谁个厉害。” “看你这么小的个子,还要在我面前逞英雄,今天我说什么也不会让你占到半点便宜的!”那黑胖汉子的关节骨按得咯吱直响,看来的确有一点本事。 悟空不由分说,二人拥在一起,照面门就打,由于已经抱在一起了,也顾不得什么招法,只是你一拳我一脚,不知谁吃的亏多一些,谁挨到的拳头要少一些。 那黑胖汉子没料到悟空又矮小又瘦弱,却有这些的力气,悟空也没有料到这黑胖汉子居然这么能打,看来二者实力相当,再斗一下也是没有结果的。 二人斗了几个回合,各自闪开来,再也不靠近。黑胖汉子冷笑道:“若是你真个识相,就早些滚回去吧!” 悟空虽然打了那黑胖汉子几拳,但自己也受伤了,于是一拱手道:“那行,今儿算你狠,我们改日再战!”说罢,提起金箍棒径直返回。 “悟空,你终于回来了啊?锦襕袈裟找回来没有啊?”唐唐老远就对悟空招呼道。 “咦,悟空,哪个打你了,瞧你的眼角都青了好大的一块啊!”唐唐突然发现有一些不对,于是问道。 悟空垂头丧气的说道:“师父啊,徒儿今儿可算是碰到狠人了,那家伙盗了你的袈裟,不归还且不说,还对我对手。” “悟空,这是在外面,不是在家里,你不要到处搬弄事非啊,每次惹出事来,都是为师为你掏腰包,收拾残局!”唐唐对悟空教训道。 “师父,我还不是为了给你夺回袈裟才挨那汉子的揍的啊!”悟空叹道。 “还敢顶嘴是不是?关键叫我去没有帮为师夺回那锦襕袈裟!”唐唐越来越生气了,悟空只能闭了嘴,不跟他计较。他们二人,继续向前走。 唐唐坐在马上,也看得远一些,他回头对悟空说道:“悟空,你好像看见前面有一所寺庙,你帮我看一看,为师有没有看错啊?” 悟空往前方眺了几眼,对唐唐说道:“师父,果真是一所寺庙,不对以我多年来的经验,这寺庙里住的可能是妖怪。” 唐唐吓得差点从马背上跌了下来。他拭着汗水说道:“悟空,你知道为师的胆子小,可不要吓人家啊。” “师父,我没有吓你,我说的可都是真话。”悟空在前面牵着马边走边说道。 “悟空,别说了,我曾发过誓,要逢塔扫塔,逢寺拜寺的。所以说,这个寺庙我必须得去。哪怕是有妖怪在里面,我也得去闯一闯。”唐唐已经下定了决心。 很快,他们二人便来到了这寺庙前面,悟空笑道:“师父,你看,观世音菩萨!” “啊,在这里啊?”唐唐却没有看到,四处环视着说道。 “我是说这里有好多观音菩萨的雕像。”悟空嘻嘻笑道。 唐唐也明白过来,说道:“观世音菩萨有三十三种化身,每一种化身,又有千百种姿态,所以这点雕像还远远不够,真没想到,这里的人这么崇拜观世音菩萨。” “师父,你难道没看到这寺庙的名字么,这里叫观世音禅院!”悟空说道。 唐唐笑道:“我哪里没有看到,我看得仔细哩,看来这是一所比较正规的禅院,不像你说的那种阴气很重,驻扎妖怪的地方。” 这时,他们看到有两个年轻和尚在院子里扫地,唐唐也下了马,二位和尚对唐唐和悟空施了一个佛礼道:“二位施主可是到这观世音禅寺来燃香礼佛的?” 唐唐双手合十,十分和气的说道:“阿弥陀佛,其实我们也是同行,我是东土大唐来的和尚,这古灵精怪的猴儿乃是我的徒弟!” 那两个和尚都笑了,其中一个和尚上前对唐唐说道:“施主,你们肯定是看到这天色太晚了,找不到地方歇脚,想在我们这禅寺里睡一个晚上是的吧?即便是这样,你也不要冒充和尚,我们这寺院中有规定的。凡是外来的和尚,都要献出一个法宝,我们才帮他办事儿!” 这当和尚的居然贪心,向唐唐索法宝,当见面礼,真是败坏门风,辱没佛法啊。 现在唐唐也只有两件心爱的法宝了,一个是天天用来吃饭的紫金钵盂,另一件是九环锡杖,只见悟空看了看唐唐说道:“唐唐,你这九环锡杖没有什么用,每天拿着,又麻烦,不如送给这二位和尚,当个见面礼,度过今天晚上就行了。” 唐唐果然将九环锡杖交给这两个和尚,这两个和尚心想得了法宝,心中甭提有多高兴。于是说道:“你们二位在这里等着,我们去向金池长老禀报。” “请问谁是金池长老啊?”唐唐追问道。 其中一个和尚答道:“金池长老是我们观音禅院的老主持,是个得道高僧,已有二百七十岁高龄,他深谙佛法,这附近的妖怪都喜欢听他讲经哩!” “太好了,居然在这里能碰到高僧,我唐唐真是三生有幸啊。”唐唐乐呵呵的说道。 悟空却嘲笑道:“师父,那和尚活了这么大一把年龄,肯定是妖怪,我们还得防着一点。” “悟空,你想多了,当年的彭祖也活了很多年代,好几百岁,不过这修佛的人,能得长生,也实在是十分罕见。”唐唐缓缓说道。 悟空连连摆手说道:“不行,不行,我还是要用火眼金睛去辨认一下。” “悟空,为师这里有照妖镜,只用镜子照一下,就能分辨出谁是不是妖怪。不用你那么麻烦和担心。”唐唐说道。 就在这时,只听一个和尚笑道:“你们看,那金池长老却自己出来了。” 悟空一看,只见两个小和尚扶着那金池长老,金池长老身子骨瘦如柴,眼睛深陷,牙齿也落光了,横竖的皱纹把他的一张老脸堆得不成样子。 唐唐暗中用照妖镜照了一照,仔细朝镜子里面一看,十分惊讶,本以为这金池长老是一个老妖怪,结果他居然是人类。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十一章、黑风怪海扁悟空 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “卧槽,这骑着小白龙的感觉就是不一样啊,跑起来若一阵风一般,把我锦襕袈裟都给我跑掉了!悟空,快跟上啊,你咋个走么慢,以前说你有千般能耐,居然还跑不过一匹马?”唐唐回头对悟空唤道。 悟空这才气喘吁吁地追了上来,对唐唐说道:“师父,这小白龙定是吃了人,肚子没饿啊,这样子跑起来,非要把我这个当跟班儿的给活活累死啊!” 唐唐哈哈笑道:“看来为师是要准备给他的马蹄铁下安装两片刹车皮才得啊!不然跑起来,都刹不住!” “师父,这马儿是性子该给他改一改了,你老人家让开,我来给他几棍子!”悟空说着举起金箍棒要打。 “悟空不得胡来,这马儿若是被你打成孤拐,如何驮我去西方取经,赶快给我停手!”唐唐呵斥道。 悟空收了棍子,抱在胸前问道:“师父还有何事要吩咐?” “悟空,刚才这马儿跑得急,将我裹在身上的锦澜袈裟给弄掉到地上了,你有没有给我捡回来啊?这佛宝给遗落了,事儿就闹大了啊!”唐唐着急地对悟空问道。 “啊?”悟空一惊,说道:“师父,我刚才看到一个面相丑陋的黑鬼,捧着一个宝贝,笑嘻嘻的往山里跑,我没怎么注意,原来他是捡到了你老人家的袈裟啊?” “那我不管了,这都怪你走在后面却没看到,现在我命令你去把那袈裟给我捡回来。不然我又要念紧箍咒了哦!”唐唐蛮不讲理的说道。 “师父,莫念,莫念,我这就去!你就在这里等们,莫被妖怪吃了哦?”悟空说完,调头往回走。 “为师现在骑的可是上档次的白龙马,哪个妖怪追得上我,你就放心的去吧,务必要把锦襕袈裟给我找回来哦!”唐唐说道。 …… 悟空生怕唐唐念紧箍咒,所以跑得飞快,当他倚着一棵树坐下身子来时,才发现了一个黑胖汉子也靠在这棵树下喘气。 当然,他是靠在这树的另一面,不曾发现悟空。 那黑胖汉子手中正捧着锦襕袈裟,细细观看,口中自语道:“宝贝,还真是一件好宝贝!只可惜我不是一个和尚啊,若是一个和尚,这个东西就受用了!” 只见那黑胖汉子想了一会儿,眼前一亮:“对了,我与那金池长老有一些交情,请他给我剃度,我便成了一个和尚了,哈哈。”想到这里,他不禁哈哈大笑。 悟空突然窜到他的面前到:“好你一个强盗,居然暗中偷我师父的锦襕袈裟,还不赶快给我拿来!” 那黑胖汉子却不给,一下子将那锦襕袈裟坐在屁股底下说道:“这袈裟是我在路上捡回来的,你凭什么说是你师父的,即便是你师父的,但是我捡到的东西就归我,哪里还有由你拿回去的理?” “你到底拿不拿来,你不拿来,我可要动武了哦!”悟空扬起金箍棒对黑胖汉子说道。 那黑胖汉子捏了捏拳头道:“有种的和我比比拳脚功夫,看看我们俩到底谁人厉害?” 悟空笑道:“若要论起拳脚来,我也不会输给你,我今天就不用棍子,和你打一回,看我们二人到底谁个厉害。” “看你这么小的个子,还要在我面前逞英雄,今天我说什么也不会让你占到半点便宜的!”那黑胖汉子的关节骨按得咯吱直响,看来的确有一点本事。 悟空不由分说,二人拥在一起,照面门就打,由于已经抱在一起了,也顾不得什么招法,只是你一拳我一脚,不知谁吃的亏多一些,谁挨到的拳头要少一些。 那黑胖汉子没料到悟空又矮小又瘦弱,却有这些的力气,悟空也没有料到这黑胖汉子居然这么能打,看来二者实力相当,再斗一下也是没有结果的。 二人斗了几个回合,各自闪开来,再也不靠近。黑胖汉子冷笑道:“若是你真个识相,就早些滚回去吧!” 悟空虽然打了那黑胖汉子几拳,但自己也受伤了,于是一拱手道:“那行,今儿算你狠,我们改日再战!”说罢,提起金箍棒径直返回。 “悟空,你终于回来了啊?锦襕袈裟找回来没有啊?”唐唐老远就对悟空招呼道。 “咦,悟空,哪个打你了,瞧你的眼角都青了好大的一块啊!”唐唐突然发现有一些不对,于是问道。 悟空垂头丧气的说道:“师父啊,徒儿今儿可算是碰到狠人了,那家伙盗了你的袈裟,不归还且不说,还对我对手。” “悟空,这是在外面,不是在家里,你不要到处搬弄事非啊,每次惹出事来,都是为师为你掏腰包,收拾残局!”唐唐对悟空教训道。 “师父,我还不是为了给你夺回袈裟才挨那汉子的揍的啊!”悟空叹道。 “还敢顶嘴是不是?关键你是徒劳而返,没有帮为师夺回那锦襕袈裟!”唐唐越来越生气了,悟空只能闭了嘴,不跟他计较。他们二人,继续向前走。 唐唐坐在马上,也看得远一些,他回头对悟空说道:“悟空,你好像看见前面有一所寺庙,你帮我看一看,为师有没有看错啊?” 悟空往前方眺了几眼,对唐唐说道:“师父,果真是一所寺庙,不对以我多年来的经验,这寺庙里住的可能是妖怪。” 唐唐吓得差点从马背上跌了下来。他拭着汗水说道:“悟空,你知道为师的胆子小,可不要吓人家啊。” “师父,我没有吓你,我说的可都是真话。”悟空在前面牵着马边走边说道。 “悟空,别说了,我曾发过誓,要逢塔扫塔,逢寺拜寺的。所以说,这个寺庙我必须得去。哪怕是有妖怪在里面,我也得去闯一闯。”唐唐已经下定了决心。 很快,他们二人便来到了这寺庙前面,悟空笑道:“师父,你看,观世音菩萨!” “啊,在这里啊?”唐唐却没有看到,四处环视着说道。 “我是说这里有好多观音菩萨的雕像。”悟空嘻嘻笑道。 唐唐也明白过来,说道:“观世音菩萨有三十三种化身,每一种化身,又有千百种姿态,所以这点雕像还远远不够,真没想到,这里的人这么崇拜观世音菩萨。” “师父,你难道没看到这寺庙的名字么,这里叫观世音禅院!”悟空说道。 唐唐笑道:“我哪里没有看到,我看得仔细哩,看来这是一所比较正规的禅院,不像你说的那种阴气很重,驻扎妖怪的地方。” 这时,他们看到有两个年轻和尚在院子里扫地,唐唐也下了马,二位和尚对唐唐和悟空施了一个佛礼道:“二位施主可是到这观世音禅寺来燃香礼佛的?” 唐唐双手合十,十分和气的说道:“阿弥陀佛,其实我们也是同行,我是东土大唐来的和尚,这古灵精怪的猴儿乃是我的徒弟!” 那两个和尚都笑了,其中一个和尚上前对唐唐说道:“施主,你们肯定是看到这天色太晚了,找不到地方歇脚,想在我们这禅寺里睡一个晚上是的吧?即便是这样,你也不要冒充和尚,我们这寺院中有规定的。凡是外来的和尚,都要献出一个法宝,我们才帮他办事儿!” 这当和尚的居然贪心,向唐唐索法宝,当见面礼,真是败坏门风,辱没佛法啊。 现在唐唐也只有两件心爱的法宝了,一个是天天用来吃饭的紫金钵盂,另一件是九环锡杖,只见悟空看了看唐唐说道:“师父,你这九环锡杖没有什么用,每天拿着,又麻烦,不如送给这二位和尚,当个见面礼,度过今天晚上就行了。” 唐唐果然将九环锡杖交给这两个和尚,这两个和尚心想得了法宝,心中甭提有多高兴。于是说道:“你们二位在这里等着,我们去向金池长老禀报。” “请问谁是金池长老啊?”唐唐追问道。 其中一个和尚答道:“金池长老是我们观音禅院的老主持,是个得道高僧,已有二百七十岁高龄,他深谙佛法,这附近的妖怪都喜欢听他讲经哩!” “太好了,居然在这里能碰到高僧,我唐唐真是三生有幸啊。”唐唐乐呵呵的说道。 悟空却嘲笑道:“师父,那和尚活了这么大一把年龄,肯定是妖怪,我们还得防着一点。” “悟空,你想多了,当年的彭祖也活了很多年代,好几百岁,不过这修佛的人,能得长生,也实在是十分罕见。”唐唐缓缓说道。 悟空连连摆手说道:“不行,不行,我还是要用火眼金睛去辨认一下。” “悟空,为师这里有照妖镜,只用镜子照一下,就能分辨出谁是不是妖怪。不用你那么麻烦和担心。”唐唐说道。 就在这时,只听一个和尚笑道:“你们看,那金池长老却自己出来了。” 悟空一看,只见两个小和尚扶着那金池长老,金池长老身子骨瘦如柴,眼睛深陷,牙齿也落光了,横竖的皱纹把他的一张老脸堆得不成样子。 唐唐暗中用照妖镜照了一照,仔细朝镜子里面一看,十分惊讶,本以为这金池长老是一个老妖怪,结果他居然是人类。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十二章、月黑风高夜,杀人放火天 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “悟空,你先出去,我要和金池长老私聊一会儿!”唐唐回头对悟空吩咐道。悟空闻言,连忙掩了门出去。 只见金池长老对唐唐呵呵一笑:“野和尚,你到本寺来是想找本长老讨教佛法吧!” 唐唐毫不谦虚地一挥衣袖道:“我唐唐深谙佛法,自幼研读经文,岂有向他人讨教之理,坦白的说吧,我这次是来向你传授佛法的!” 金池长老闻言一皱眉:“你这和尚,居然敢这么大言不惭,那本长老要考考你,请听题目,《般若波罗蜜多心经》原文有多少字?” “二百六十二个字!” “《金刚经》有多少个版本?” “五个。” “都说佛教经书万卷,但是佛教买不到什么书?”金池长老实在不服气,这唐唐也实在太博学了,怎么什么都知道,不行,这一次得难住他。 “哈哈哈,答不上来了吧?”金池长老得意的笑了笑。 唐唐双手合十道:“这个这么简单,只有猪才会出这么简单的问题吧!答案是‘秘书’!” “擦,快拿面巾纸来,给我止鼻血!”金池长老对旁边的小和尚吩咐道。 “也罢,本长老今天太累了,没有精神和你答题,明天,明天定要出题难倒你这个野和尚!”金池长老来狠狠地说道,被两个小和尚搀扶着走出了房间。 …… 金池长老刚回到自己的房间里,便有一个黑胖的汉子来敲门。 “黑风,你以前一直鲁莽,想来就来,想去就去,今天怎么如此守规矩啊?”金池长老对那黑胖汉子问道。 黑胖汉子嘿嘿一笑:“因为我今儿想通了,我要当和尚!”这黑风乃是黑风山的一个熊罴怪,也正是和悟空打架的那个家伙。因为经常听金池长老讲经,一来二往,也有了交情。 “黑风,你是一个妖怪,即使当了和尚,也不能修成正果,前些日子,我一直给你讲经,想来也是讲你心中的邪恶已经祛除,你现在肯定是虔心向善,一心成佛。”金池长老请那黑风进来坐下,令小和尚为他斟了一杯禅茶。 “不好意思,你那几天讲经,我黑风一直没有好好听,都在打瞌睡,今天我想当和尚,实是另有原因的!”黑风怪说道。 “我那一晚上给你讲了六本经书,难道你一本也没有听进去?”金池长老问道。 “没有,我那天晚上做了一个梦,没有一个铜鼎里煮着肉,肉锅里一只在沸腾……”黑风怪说道,舔了舔舌头。 金池长老皱着眉,挥了挥手道:“也罢,也罢,就当我金池长老现在是对牛弹琴了!” “大师,你切莫这么说,我真的想到和尚,并且这个念头已经在我心中很久了!”黑风怪讲真的说道,“麻烦大师成全我,帮我剃度吧!” 金池长老走上前,摸了一把熊罴怪的头皮,叹道:“你这头上毛发这么密,不知道怎么剃才好啊!你不是懂得变化之法么,自己变一个和尚就是了!” 那熊罴怪身子一旋,果然在眨眼之间,变为一个黑胖和尚。 金池长老笑着点头说道:“像,真是像极了,真的很像一个和尚!” 黑风怪将他带了的锦襕袈裟罩在身上,刹时,金光耀眼,佛光隐现,金池长老一惊,问道:“你哪里来的这么漂亮的袈裟?贫僧这么多年,收藏袈裟无数,却十件也不及你这一件漂亮!” 黑风怪一拂袈裟笑道:“这袈裟是我捡来的!” “听说你们这观音禅院里来了两个东土大唐的和尚,这袈裟一定是他遗失的!”黑风怪说道,“昨日,有一个瘦猴儿一样的和尚,来向我夺这袈裟,被我打了回去,想必他就住在你们这里。” 金池长老闻言,点头道:“我也觉得这两个和尚可疑,还以为是在外面游荡的假和尚,原来是东土大唐来的!” “那长老还是赶快打发他们走吧,不然这漂亮的袈裟穿在我身上,我不安心啊。”黑风说道。 金池长老一摆手笑道:“莫要急,你抢了人家的袈裟,人家定不会就此善罢甘休的,唯一的法子,就是让他们永远的闭上嘴巴,咔嚓!”金池长老说着,比了一个杀人的手势。 “我黑风虽然是妖怪,但是已经多年不曾杀人了!虽然这些年看过一些打打杀杀的电影,但真让我去杀人,我还是有一些害怕。”黑风怪战战兢兢地说道。 “饿死胆大的,撑起胆小的,没有胆量,如何做妖怪!”金池长老奸笑道。 那黑风怪听金池长老这么一说,心中一时没有主张,跪在金池长老的面前说道:“要如何做,还请大师明示!” “我这观音安禅院,有一套独立的厢房,我安排他们师徒二人在这厢房睡了,今天晚上,你去放一些柴火,将这厢房围起来,然后再放一把火将这禅房烧了!他们师徒睡在里面被围着烧,定是插翅难逃!”金池长老诡笑道。 “禅院被火烧了,你不是亏了么?”黑风怪不解的问道。 “不亏,不亏,这都买了财产保险的,到时候我会去保险公司算财!这两间破禅房也早就该被火烧了!”金池长老说道,“若是你嫌火不够旺,洗手间里有一壶汽油。”金池长老笑道。 “哈哈哈,既然是这样子,今天晚上我就放一把火把他们搞定!”黑风怪笑道。 …… “悟空,外面这么黑,洗手间也离这禅房这么远,你还是陪我去,好么?”唐唐拉了一下悟空的虎皮裙恳求道。 “现在你也是有降妖伏魔的本事的人了,自己去吧,我要睡觉!现在我挂机,等一会儿再起来玩通宵!”悟空懒洋洋地躺下在床上说道。 “悟空,我们现在是在取经路上,麻烦你不要这么沉迷于网络游戏,好不好啊”唐唐说着,“算了,我忍不住了,我一个人去洗手间了哦!” 唐唐走到门口,回头对悟空说道:“悟空,你今天也太懒了吧,为师的洗脚水为何还在门口放着不倒啊?” 悟空没有理会他,唐唐就自己端起洗脚水往外面倒去。 “哈哈,月黑风高夜,杀人放火天,哈哈,说得太好了!”黑风怪自语道,他正蹲在唐唐他们的禅房外面,准备点火。 “檫,是谁?谁浇我一身的水?”黑风怪真是倒霉,居然被唐唐泼了洗脚水。 唐唐倒了洗脚水,哼着歌儿,向洗手间里走去。 “咦,这里居然有一个桶,哈哈,太好了,拿回去到尿壶,晚上就不用再跑这么远了!”唐唐想到这里,便去提那个桶,可是没想到那个桶很沉,“原来这里面装着东西啊?” 唐唐拧开盖子,嗅了嗅笑道:“原来是汽油,我家小白龙最爱喝汽油了,不喝汽油没有动力啊!” “小白龙,今天为师特殊照顾,给你喝一点汽油,到时候可给我跑快一些!”唐唐将汽油全部给小白龙喝了。 “谢谢师父特别照顾了!我现在是装的风驰发动机,十分省油的。”小白龙喝完汽油点头笑道。 唐唐喂完小白龙,心想:“这帮和尚小气,喝了他们的汽油,他们肯定会说我偷油,不如先给他们用水满上。” 唐唐回到厢房,见悟空又在玩游戏了。于是一皱眉头道:“悟空,你怎么把为师的号可下了?” “要知道这电脑是为师新近买的,你玩电脑怎么说也要把为师的号挂上!”唐唐说道。 “可是没有办法啊,这机子是古董机,内存太小,太卡了!师父还是明天玩吧!”悟空目不转睛的盯着显示屏说道。 “可是我们出了这个观音禅院,路上就没有网络了,怎么玩啊?”唐唐生气的说道。 “那好吧,师父,我们两个一起玩……”,悟空给唐唐让了半边的位置。 却说那黑风怪躲避在厢房外面放火,因被唐唐泼了洗脚水,浑身臭烘烘的,要知道唐唐是很少洗脚的,所以那洗脚水很臭,黑风怪也只能自认晦气,可是这火怎么也点不燃。 黑风怪突然想起了金池长老说洗手间里有汽油,便提出来,将厢房外面的干柴全部都淋上。 “檫,居然泼了汽油也点不燃……”黑风怪彻底的郁闷了。 “悟空,他放火烧你啊!”唐唐指着电脑焦急的说道。原来他们玩的复古版本的传奇,悟空是一个战士号,正和一个法师号pk。 悟空哈哈一笑:“唐唐,那法师是最弱的,我看他怎么烧,老子乱刀砍死他!” 黑风怪在外面听悟空这么一说,都快吓尿了,没想到火还没有点燃,居然就没人发现了,还是尽早逃吧!想到这里,黑风悟身子一摇,化为一道风,驾云而去。 悟空突然说道:“师父,我好像听到外面有东西,你出去看看。” “悟空,你也太垃圾了吧,一个战士号连法师女号都pk不赢啊,真是丢师父的脸,让师父来玩!”唐唐说着,又和悟空抢电脑了。 悟空连连摆手说道:“一回失误不算数,师父。你让我重来,我要教训他们几个。那个女号我已经查了他的id,居然是牛魔王的,这家伙可是一个页游高手啊。” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十三章、变个佛祖过把瘾 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “咦,谁有我们门外面堆这么多的柴做什么?”第二天早晨,唐唐一把推开房门,发现门口堆的柴,对悟空问道。 “师父,我想是那金池长老干的,他定是想谋财害命,将我们活活烧死在里面!”悟空挠了挠耳朵,想了想说道。 唐唐一惊说道:“啊,那老和尚都两百七十多岁的人了,不会这么歹毒吧?悟空,我们没有证据,可不能乱栽赃人家啊!” 悟空说道:“这观音禅院就是那老和尚作主,这事儿,除了他,没有别人能干出来,师父若是不信,就跟着我一起去他房中问问!”说罢,只见他拽着唐唐的衣衫,将他扯到金池长老的房中。 那金池长老正在打盹儿,见唐唐来了,先是一惊,随后堆着笑脸,起身道:“野和尚,这住了一宿,怎么还不愿意走啊?” 悟空两三步近前,一把提起那金池长老的领子问道:“快说,你这和尚昨天晚上是不是准备用火把我们师徒二人活活烧死?” 金池长老惊慌失措,结结巴巴的说道:“你们……你们现在不是还活得好好的么? “好,你不说是吧?那就莫怪老孙我无情了,我今天要掐死你!”悟空用力掐着金池长老的脖子说道。那金池长老挣扎着,眼睛开始翻白眼了。 “悟空,使不得,使不得,快松手,不要伤害他人性命!”唐唐连忙上前劝阻道。 金池长老也被吓傻了,挣扎着说道:“我说,我说还不行吗?不是贫僧要放火烧你们啊,而是那黑风山上的黑风怪要放火的。那黑风山上有一个熊罴怪,是黑熊成精,自称黑风,他因得到了锦澜袈裟,所以想杀人来口,害死你们!” 悟空听了,嘻嘻笑道:“师父,恭喜你啊,你又摊上这降妖伏魔的事了啊,那就往那黑风山走一遭吧!” “悟空,这厉害的妖怪邪魔还是你去吧,为师胆小,万一先天性心脏病被吓出来,那就麻烦大了!”唐唐果然贪生怕死,故意推脱道。 悟空嘻嘻一笑:“师父,你当年可是在佛界做过体检的哦,每一项都是合格过关的,哪里有什么心脏病?” “你怎么知道的?”唐唐一惊问道。 “你让那美女给你量血压,偷抱人家,后来挨打,这件事传得很远哦,佛界的菩萨没有不知道的!”悟空笑着说道。 “也罢,为师这猥琐形象已经在佛教根深蒂固了,一时没有办法改过来了!”唐唐叹息道,“不过今天去黑风山这事,还是你去要好一些。你看,为师法力不济,却了又被妖怪给捉住了,到时候还不是要让你们前来营救啊?”唐唐解释道。 “师父你法力不济,总比我没有法力要强一些吧?”悟空说道。 唐唐想了想说道:“不行,我得向观世音菩萨定个申请,要求恢复你的法力才行,不然我这西天取经生命安排没有保障。” “擦,你不是有那六丁六甲,四值功曹,护法伽蓝暗中护佑,哪个妖怪吃了熊心豹子胆,敢来伤害你?”悟空汗颜道。 “远水救不了近火啊,哪里有在身边安插一个近身保镖方便,悟空,你说是不是啊?”唐唐狡猾的笑道,“不如这样子吧,我们一起去黑风山看看那黑风怪到底生得什么模样,万一是珍惜保护动物大熊猫,你我二人可就发财啦!” …… 黑风山,黑崖洞中,黑风怪正和一群小妖玩扑克牌,这时,一个白衣秀士,和一个青衣道士来到他的洞中。 “幕白兄,凌虚老弟,你们二人来我寒舍,真是蓬筚生辉啊!”黑风怪对那白衣秀士和青衣道士拱手道。 那白衣秀士道:“黑风老弟,我们两个今天是来找你下棋的啊,据说你棋艺精湛,特来讨教一下!” 黑风怪哈哈笑道:“最近我迷上的国际象棋,你们二位又不会,没有办法啦,不能陪你下棋啊!何况我们都是粗人,不能老是下棋装高雅啊,要不要来嗨歌啊?我黑风的嗓门儿,你们是知道的,只要一吼,保管地动山摇啊!” “大哥威猛,当今妖魔,无人能敌,就是神仙见了你,也得让你几分哩!”那青衣道士恭维道。 “我也觉得我很厉害啊,可是那天我遇到了一个瘦小的猴子,我和他居然打成了平手!这真是打击我的志气,灭了我的威风啊!”黑风怪叹道。 “大哥,你说的那候瘦小的猴儿莫非就是当年的齐天大圣孙悟空?听说他与那唐朝的和尚,又再次取经,我都说那佛界的人,都是一天吃饱了没事干!”青衣道士笑道。 黑风怪一摊手笑道:“这个年头,大家不都是一样么,都闲得蛋儿疼。我这几天也是百无聊赖啊,幸好你们两个还念着我。唉,我都闲得想到和尚了啊!” “大哥,是不是看破红尘了啊,虽然没有女人,我们兄弟两个可以在一起耍噻,也莫去当和尚啊!”那青衣道士说道。 黑风怪摇身一变,变成一个黑胖和尚,将那锦襕袈裟搭在身上,对白衣秀士和青衣和尚问道:“你们看,我这样子像不像一个长老和尚?” “像,简直像一个非洲和尚!”白衣秀士拍手说道。 黑风怪一皱眉头,似乎有一些不高兴:“幕白兄,你自己长得白白净净,不要嘲笑人家好不好?我这黑可是天生的,俗话说黑是黑,有性格,老子有脾气捶人,你相信么?” 白衣秀士被吓得不敢吱声,那青衣道士却在一旁说道:“黑风大哥,不要生气,他只是开开玩笑而已,其实你穿上这袈裟,不光像和尚,还像一个真佛,和那西方的如来佛祖,也不相上下啊。你这袈裟真是一件宝贝。” “哈哈,反正是闲得蛋儿疼,不如我今天来当一回佛祖试试!”说罢,摇身一变,居然变成了如来佛祖的模样。 “洞中的小妖们,都给我出来,拜一拜,我现在可是如来佛祖了!”黑风怪笑着说道。 那洞中的小妖闻言,一个个欢欢喜喜的走了出来,像沙弥一样,双手合十,盘坐在地上,那黑风怪笑道:“你们都给我坐好,本佛祖现在可要讲经了哦。” 众小妖齐声道:“佛祖请讲,我们都听着的哩!” 黑风怪挠了挠脑袋说道:“莫忙,让我想一想,我看还记得起几句金刚经不!” 他想了一会儿,憨笑着摆手道:“都不记得了,本佛祖还是给你们讲几个成人笑话给你们听吧!” 座下的小妖们,都抱着肚子哈哈大笑,这山洞之中,十分的热闹。 “禀报大王,外面来了一个耍猴儿把戏的艺人,说是要见你老人家!”一个守洞门的小妖怪慌慌张张地跑了进来,一拱手对黑风怪说道。 黑风怪听小妖这么一说,心中暗惊,心想,这和尚消息好灵通,这么快就寻上门来了。 那青衣道士在一旁笑道:“大哥莫要怕,这个两人定是那西天取经的和尚,我们莫管他,他们没有什么能耐,也不会把我们怎么样的。” “我哪里会怕他们,你看,我这就出去戏弄一下他们。”黑风怪笑着说道。 黑崖山洞门外。悟空和唐唐正在砸门。 “悟空,让开,我要撞开这山洞的大门,闯进入,杀他个片甲不留!”唐唐一副慷慨激昂,视死如归的样子,义愤填膺的对悟空说道。 “师父,你的身子是肉身,怎么和石头硬碰硬撞,我劝你还是省省力气吧!”悟空说道。 “悟空,麻烦你眼睛看清楚了再说话,现在的妖怪修洞都和修碉堡差不多,你看,这门居然是钢板做的。”唐唐指着洞门说道。 悟空说道:“这个可不好办了啊,要金属切割机才能行啊!现在我们什么工具也没有,只能在外面坐等他们来。” 悟空一回头,见唐唐正在搭帐篷,于是问道:“师父,你这是干什么?” “你没有看过兵法,论持久战么?为了相持久了些,我决定在这里搭帐篷,慢慢消耗时间,拖死他!”唐唐说着,打了一个呵欠,钻到帐篷里去了。 悟空还在那里坚持不懈地砸门。 “悟空,你这猴儿又在这里顽皮了!”一个浑厚低缓的声音在悟空耳边响起,悟空一回头,吓了一大跳,原来是如来佛祖。 悟空见了佛祖,慌忙跪在地上:“佛尊,我悟空要保师父去西天取经,正在这里降妖除魔哩,没有顽皮,都是做的正事儿。” “那你师父呢?”如来佛祖又问道。 “在帐篷里睡觉哩,不过我敢保证,他刚进去没有多久的,他根本没睡好一会儿。”悟空其实还是很袒护他师父的。 “那让本尊看看!”如来佛祖说着,正要去掀那帐篷的帐子。 “草尼玛!”一无臭鞋打在如来佛祖的脸上,只听唐唐骂道:“你个臭狗熊变个佛祖,难道本大师认不出来?” 那如来佛祖急得摇身一变,化为原形,原来真是黑风怪变的。他生怕被唐唐逮住,急忙返回洞中。 “擦,师父,你也太牛了,这妖怪变化的,你都看出来了!”悟空惊叹道。 “悟空,你时常吹嘘你的火眼金睛,为何关键时候没有看出来?”唐唐问道。 “自从我被佛祖三番五次虐过之后,现在被虐怕了,哪里敢正眼直视他。”悟空摇头叹道。 唐唐笑道:“幸亏为师有照妖镜,不然我也没有看出来。” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十四章、唐唐爱炖蛇肉吃 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 那黑风怪被唐唐一眼认出是假的佛祖,又被丢了臭鞋,十分气恼,回到洞中,闭门不出。 白衣秀士耻笑道:“黑风老弟向来自诩无敌,难道这是吹嘘的,徒有虚名么?” “本大王的本事,我自己心里清楚,那当年在天宫横行无阻,叱诧来回的孙悟空,也只能和我打个平手,更莫说那个懦弱无用的取经僧唐唐。我更是没有把他放在眼里,不过……”黑风怪笑道。 “不过什么?”那白衣秀士问道。 “不过我现在饿了,想吃一顿饭再说,哈哈……”黑风怪笑得很无耻,看来他是故意的。他旋即又说道:“若是你们也想和那猴子较量一下,不妨先出去抵挡一阵子!我吃饱饭了就来。” 那白衣秀士提了一柄钢剑,十分不服气,心中暗想,这熊罴怪敌不过孙悟空,说明他没本事,若是我前去将那两个和尚擒来,那不是更显本事。于是一拱手说道:“你们且按兵不动,我出去跟他们较量一下试试!” 黑崖洞外,那悟空守在洞口,而唐唐却躺在外面的一个帐篷中,他对悟空一招手道:“悟空,歇歇吧,即使要打怪也不用守在门口嘛,过来,给师父揉揉肩膀,按摩一下子!我们只有松懈下来,那妖怪才敢出来!” 悟空本不打算理会唐唐,但又担心唐唐念紧箍咒,所以没法,只得听唐唐的话,走到帐篷中帮他按摩。 那白衣秀士本名叫幕白,是一个蛇妖。他提着钢刀出洞,将头伸到外面看了看,却发现没有人,但是他很快便看到了那洞前不远的空地上搭着一个帐篷。 只听唐唐说道:“悟空,哎呦,轻一点好不好,你按得我好疼哦!” “檫,你们两个人,大白天的,躲避在帐篷里搞基?”那白衣秀士站在洞口笑道。 “你是谁?”唐唐问道。 “师父,这个还用得着问,这家伙分明是先前那妖怪的同伙。”悟空提起金箍棒,站起身说道,“师父,你等等,我先去摆平他了再回来给你按摩!” “悟空,你记着,下手要轻一点,不得伤害他的性命!”唐唐在帐篷里面叮嘱道。 那白衣秀士见悟空长得矮小,又瘦得皮包骨头,当然没有将他放在眼中。扬起剑就照悟空的头上劈来,悟空虽被收了法力,但也还有的是力气,能拼能斗。一金箍棒挡去,便将那白衣秀士震飞了出去。 白衣秀士见自己不敌,便爬起来调头就跑,悟空追上前去,一棒子劈在他的头上,只见那白衣秀士血水迸出,脑瓜开裂,倒在地上,瞬间化为原形,原来是一条白色的大蛇。 “师父,师父,我打死了一条蛇!”悟空欢欢喜喜的跑到唐唐跟前说道。 “打死一条蛇有什么奇怪?”唐唐不以为然地望了悟空一眼。 “可是他是一个妖怪啊,确切的说,我刚刚打死了一个妖怪!”悟空笑着说道。 “到底是蛇,还是妖怪啊,你把为师给弄糊涂了啊!”唐唐躺在帐篷中,迷迷糊糊的说道。 “是蛇精,一条白蛇精!”悟空解释道。 唐唐起身盘坐在地上,语重心长的说道:“悟空,为师教训了你多少次了,不能杀生,他虽然是一个妖怪,我们也没有必要弄死他啊!” “可是我们今天可以炖蛇盘喝了啊,师父,难道我说这么久你没有明白么?”悟空依然是一副笑脸。 “悟空,你干嘛不早说,看来为师是误解你了,告诉你,我是最喜欢喝蛇汤了!炉子,锅碗瓢盆带来了没有?准备妥当了,我们就马上开工,这可是一个野炊。”唐唐嘻嘻一笑说道。 …… 黑崖洞山洞之中,黑风怪正和那青衣道士在一起吃饭。 “最近我信佛,所以天天吃斋,兄弟你那入乡随俗啊!”黑风怪对青衣道士说道。 那青衣道士叫凌虚子,是一匹苍狼修炼成精怪,只见他笑道:“大哥,当年我们二人在一起,磨牙吮血,杀人如麻,天天都有新鲜肉吃,哪想到你如今混得如此蹉跎!” 黑风怪一摆手道:“这混不混得蹉跎和吃东西无关,佛讲求大自在,我只要自在了,想吃什么就吃什么!” “就拿狼吃肉狗吃屎来说,饮食已经成了衡量一个人身份地位的象征,有钱人永远是大鱼大肉,燕窝鱼翅,无钱人永远是喝稀饭,啃馒头!”青衣道士说道。 黑风怪突然揉了揉鼻子,又嗅了嗅说道:“你有没有闻到一股炖肉香味?” “大哥煮了什么好吃的就拿出来吧,我错了,刚才的一番话,就当我没有说!”青衣道士嘴馋得快流出口水来了,他盯着黑风怪说道。 “可是,我今天的确没有煮肉,我已经不知道肉的味道了!”黑风怪苦笑道。 “不好了,大王,那唐唐他们在外面搞野炊!好像是在炖肉吃。”一个小妖慌慌张张的走到黑风怪的面前说道。 黑风怪又仔细嗅了嗅说道:“这味道好像是蛇肉的香味!莫非……莫非是幕白兄……” “你的意思是幕白兄被那猴儿他们杀了,还炖肉吃了?”那青衣道士十分气愤的问道。 “好像是的吧,不过我不能肯定!”黑风怪点了点头,然后又摇了摇头说道。 青衣道士提剑起身,说道:“让我出去看看,若他们真是将幕白兄杀了,我非要向他们索命!” “你得小心一些,那唐唐诡计多端,那猴儿又机灵滑头,都不怎么好惹,稍不注意,就吃了他们二人的亏!”黑风怪叮嘱道。 “放心吧,我一定会手刃他们的人头来见你!”青衣道士呵呵笑道,一转眼,身子已经遁出门去。 “悟空,能不能快一点,我好饿!”唐唐躺在帐篷里,用手抚摸着肚子说道。 “我已经很卖力了,可是这火不争气啊,若是当年,我定会将灶神君拖出来,痛扁他一顿的!”悟空无奈的说道。 唐唐突然一拍脑袋说道:“对了,悟空,这蛇有没有毒啊,我听说那什么银环蛇、眼镜儿蛇,响尾蛇,毒性都很大哩!” “师父,莫怕,不是还有徒儿我在这里为你试毒么?”悟空笑道,“我已经吃了那几块蛇肉了,真是香啊!” “什么,悟空,你怎么中以这样?背着为师我偷吃!”唐唐生气的说道。 “师父,快来,我给你喂一块蛇肉!”悟空夹着一块蛇肉说道。 “不用了,为师要等你食用手一个小时没有死,我才能吃!”唐唐说道。毕竟人活着,都没有必要要生命去犯险。 悟空往远处一指道:“师父,你看,那里来了一个道士,我们让他来试毒,如何?” 唐唐抬头一看,只见一个道士说唱着,乐呵呵地走了过来。于是对悟空说道:“悟空,你别出手,让我前去截住他。” “好吧,师父,我就在这里围观哦,我们看一看,那道士有没有胆子吃蛇!”悟空说道。 唐唐对那走过来的道士一招手道:“嗨,朋友,你好,我这里卖的驴肉,两元一碗,十分便宜,你要不要吃?” “你这个小贩,也太会做生意了吧,把这生意带到这荒山野岭来了!可惜没有人来。”那道士果然走近了,坐下,嗅了嗅道:“你炖的驴肉真的很香。” “都说酒香不怕巷子深,你不是被我们这里的香味吸引来了么,要知道我们请的可是国际厨师,唐唐!”悟空站在一边说道。 “可你这里面分明是蛇肉,不是驴肉!”那道士盯着碗里的肉笑道。 唐唐也点头默认了:“出家人不打诳语,我这本来就是蛇肉。”唐唐很老实,他实在不想隐瞒下去。 那道士却并不吃惊,他又问道:“这蛇是谁打死的!” “是老孙我打的,难道你不服气,我这棍子上还有血!莫非你是来寻仇的?”悟空檫拭着金箍棒说道。 “师父,若是这道士是来寻仇的,你看怎么办?”悟空望着唐唐说道。 “那我就一枪崩了他!”唐唐说着,拿出伏魔左轮枪,瞄了瞄。 那道士大惊,手中的剑也掉在地上,惊问道:“难道你们是警察?不要开枪,我投降!我和那熊罴不是一伙的,他是熊,我是狼。”说着,他的双手都举过了头。 唐唐淡淡一笑道:“我可以保证不开枪,但是不能保证这枪不走火!” 他的话音刚落,只听“砰”的一声,那道士脑瓜开花,倒在血泊中。那道士化为原形,果然是一头毛发光亮的苍狼。 “师父,你让我不要随便杀生,可是你现在杀生了啊!”悟空说道。 “悟空,你都看见了,这只是一场意外,我的枪走火了而已。你赶紧把这狼的皮剥了,放到锅里,一起炖,肉放得越杂,汤越香。”唐唐笑着说道。 悟空哪里敢不听唐唐的吩咐,一切都照办了。 “师父,下面我们怎么办?”悟空对唐唐问道。 “下面,我们只剩下最后一个敌人了,那就是黑风怪,但是你莫要怕,有为师在,他定逃脱不了!”唐唐嘴角带着微笑,从容不迫的说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十四章、好一个白蛇精 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 那黑风怪被唐唐一眼认出是假的佛祖,又被丢了臭鞋,十分气恼,回到洞中,闭门不出。 白衣秀士耻笑道:“黑风老弟向来自诩无敌,难道这是吹嘘的,徒有虚名么?” “本大王的本事,我自己心里清楚,那当年在天宫横行无阻,叱诧来回的孙悟空,也只能和我打个平手,更莫说那个懦弱无用的取经僧唐唐。我更是没有把他放在眼里,不过……”黑风怪笑道。 “不过什么?”那白衣秀士问道。 “不过我现在饿了,想吃一顿饭再说,哈哈……”黑风怪笑得很无耻,看来他是故意的。他旋即又说道:“若是你们也想和那猴子较量一下,不妨先出去抵挡一阵子!我吃饱饭了就来。” 那白衣秀士提了一柄钢剑,十分不服气,心中暗想,这熊罴怪敌不过孙悟空,说明他没本事,若是我前去将那两个和尚擒来,那不是更显本事。于是一拱手说道:“你们且按兵不动,我出去跟他们较量一下试试!” 黑崖洞外,那悟空守在洞口,而唐唐却躺在外面的一个帐篷中,他对悟空一招手道:“悟空,歇歇吧,即使要打怪也不用守在门口嘛,过来,给师父揉揉肩膀,按摩一下子!我们只有松懈下来,那妖怪才敢出来!” 悟空本不打算理会唐唐,但又担心唐唐念紧箍咒,所以没法,只得听唐唐的话,走到帐篷中帮他按摩。 那白衣秀士本名叫幕白,是一个蛇妖。他提着钢刀出洞,将头伸到外面看了看,却发现没有人,但是他很快便看到了那洞前不远的空地上搭着一个帐篷。 只听唐唐说道:“悟空,哎呦,轻一点好不好,你按得我好疼哦!” “檫,你们两个人,大白天的,躲避在帐篷里搞基?”那白衣秀士站在洞口笑道。 “你是谁?”唐唐问道。 “师父,这个还用得着问,这家伙分明是先前那妖怪的同伙。”悟空提起金箍棒,站起身说道,“师父,你等等,我先去摆平他了再回来给你按摩!” “悟空,你记着,下手要轻一点,不得伤害他的性命!”唐唐在帐篷里面叮嘱道。 那白衣秀士见悟空长得矮小,又瘦得皮包骨头,当然没有将他放在眼中。扬起剑就照悟空的头上劈来,悟空虽被收了法力,但也还有的是力气,能拼能斗。一金箍棒挡去,便将那白衣秀士震飞了出去。 白衣秀士见自己不敌,便爬起来调头就跑,悟空追上前去,一棒子劈在他的头上,只见那白衣秀士血水迸出,脑瓜开裂,倒在地上,瞬间化为原形,原来是一条白色的大蛇。 “师父,师父,我打死了一条蛇!”悟空欢欢喜喜的跑到唐唐跟前说道。 “打死一条蛇有什么奇怪?”唐唐不以为然地望了悟空一眼。 “可是他是一个妖怪啊,确切的说,我刚刚打死了一个妖怪!”悟空笑着说道。 “到底是蛇,还是妖怪啊,你把为师给弄糊涂了啊!”唐唐躺在帐篷中,迷迷糊糊的说道。 “是蛇精,一条白蛇精!”悟空解释道。 唐唐起身盘坐在地上,语重心长的说道:“悟空,为师教训了你多少次了,不能杀生,他虽然是一个妖怪,我们也没有必要弄死他啊!” “可是我们今天可以炖蛇汤喝了啊,师父,难道我说这么久你没有明白么?”悟空依然是一副笑脸。 “悟空,你干嘛不早说,看来为师是误解你了,告诉你,我是最喜欢喝蛇汤了!炉子,锅碗瓢盆带来了没有?准备妥当了,我们就马上开工,这可是一个野炊。”唐唐嘻嘻一笑说道。 …… 黑崖洞山洞之中,黑风怪正和那青衣道士在一起吃饭。 “最近我信佛,所以天天吃斋,兄弟你那入乡随俗啊!”黑风怪对青衣道士说道。 那青衣道士叫凌虚子,是一匹苍狼修炼成精怪,只见他笑道:“大哥,当年我们二人在一起,磨牙吮血,杀人如麻,天天都有新鲜肉吃,哪想到你如今混得如此蹉跎!” 黑风怪一摆手道:“这混不混得蹉跎和吃东西无关,佛讲求大自在,我只要自在了,想吃什么就吃什么!” “就拿狼吃肉狗吃屎来说,饮食已经成了衡量一个人身份地位的象征,有钱人永远是大鱼大肉,燕窝鱼翅,无钱人永远是喝稀饭,啃馒头!”青衣道士说道。 黑风怪突然揉了揉鼻子,又嗅了嗅说道:“你有没有闻到一股炖肉香味?” “大哥煮了什么好吃的就拿出来吧,我错了,刚才的一番话,就当我没有说!”青衣道士嘴馋得快流出口水来了,他盯着黑风怪说道。 “可是,我今天的确没有煮肉,我已经不知道肉的味道了!”黑风怪苦笑道。 “不好了,大王,那唐唐他们在外面搞野炊!好像是在炖肉吃。”一个小妖慌慌张张的走到黑风怪的面前说道。 黑风怪又仔细嗅了嗅说道:“这味道好像是蛇肉的香味!莫非……莫非是幕白兄……” “你的意思是幕白兄被那猴儿他们杀了,还炖肉吃了?”那青衣道士十分气愤的问道。 “好像是的吧,不过我不能肯定!”黑风怪点了点头,然后又摇了摇头说道。 青衣道士提剑起身,说道:“让我出去看看,若他们真是将幕白兄杀了,我非要向他们索命!” “你得小心一些,那唐唐诡计多端,那猴儿又机灵滑头,都不怎么好惹,稍不注意,就吃了他们二人的亏!”黑风怪叮嘱道。 “放心吧,我一定会手刃他们的人头来见你!”青衣道士呵呵笑道,一转眼,身子已经遁出门去。 “悟空,能不能快一点,我好饿!”唐唐躺在帐篷里,用手抚摸着肚子说道。 “我已经很卖力了,可是这火不争气啊,若是当年,我定会将灶神君拖出来,痛扁他一顿的!”悟空无奈的说道。 唐唐突然一拍脑袋说道:“对了,悟空,这蛇有没有毒啊,我听说那什么银环蛇、眼镜儿蛇,响尾蛇,毒性都很大哩!” “师父,莫怕,不是还有徒儿我在这里为你试毒么?”悟空笑道,“我已经吃了那几块蛇肉了,真是香啊!” “什么,悟空,你怎么中以这样?背着为师我偷吃!”唐唐生气的说道。 “师父,快来,我给你喂一块蛇肉!”悟空夹着一块蛇肉说道。 “不用了,为师要等你食用手一个小时没有死,我才能吃!”唐唐说道。毕竟人活着,都没有必要要生命去犯险。 悟空往远处一指道:“师父,你看,那里来了一个道士,我们让他来试毒,如何?” 唐唐抬头一看,只见一个道士说唱着,乐呵呵地走了过来。于是对悟空说道:“悟空,你别出手,让我前去截住他。” “好吧,师父,我就在这里围观哦,我们看一看,那道士有没有胆子吃蛇!”悟空说道。 唐唐对那走过来的道士一招手道:“嗨,朋友,你好,我这里卖的驴肉,两元一碗,十分便宜,你要不要吃?” “你这个小贩,也太会做生意了吧,把这生意带到这荒山野岭来了!可惜没有人来。”那道士果然走近了,坐下,嗅了嗅道:“你炖的驴肉真的很香。” “都说酒香不怕巷子深,你不是被我们这里的香味吸引来了么,要知道我们请的可是国际厨师,唐唐!”悟空站在一边说道。 “可你这里面分明是蛇肉,不是驴肉!”那道士盯着碗里的肉笑道。 唐唐也点头默认了:“出家人不打诳语,我这本来就是蛇肉。”唐唐很老实,他实在不想隐瞒下去。 那道士却并不吃惊,他又问道:“这蛇是谁打死的!” “是老孙我打的,难道你不服气,我这棍子上还有血!莫非你是来寻仇的?”悟空檫拭着金箍棒说道。 “师父,若是这道士是来寻仇的,你看怎么办?”悟空望着唐唐说道。 “那我就一枪崩了他!”唐唐说着,拿出伏魔左轮枪,瞄了瞄。 那道士大惊,手中的剑也掉在地上,惊问道:“难道你们是警察?不要开枪,我投降!我和那熊罴不是一伙的,他是熊,我是狼。”说着,他的双手都举过了头。 唐唐淡淡一笑道:“我可以保证不开枪,但是不能保证这枪不走火!” 他的话音刚落,只听“砰”的一声,那道士脑瓜开花,倒在血泊中。那道士化为原形,果然是一头毛发光亮的苍狼。 “师父,你让我不要随便杀生,可是你现在杀生了啊!”悟空说道。 “悟空,你都看见了,这只是一场意外,我的枪走火了而已。你赶紧把这狼的皮剥了,放到锅里,一起炖,肉放得越杂,汤越香。”唐唐笑着说道。 悟空哪里敢不听唐唐的吩咐,一切都照办了。 “师父,下面我们怎么办?”悟空对唐唐问道。 “下面,我们只剩下最后一个敌人了,那就是黑风怪,但是你莫要怕,有为师在,他定逃脱不了!”唐唐嘴角带着微笑,从容不迫的说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十五章、真假袈裟 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 黑风山黑崖洞的洞口有十多个小妖怪,将头探在门外,眼睛正盯着唐唐和悟空在外面炖肉吃,口水滴答滴答直滴。 “哇,实在是太香了!”其中一个小妖擦了擦口水。 另一个小妖口水也洗出来了,他点头道:“我想也是十分的美味!” “吃,吃,吃,你们这群小妖就知道吃,本大王从来不曾亏待你们的!”黑风怪说道,“若是你们喜欢看他们吃,我就把你们脑袋都割下来,挂在门上,让你们看一个够!” 众小妖闻言,赶紧收回来了脖子,各自去做各自的事去了。 唐唐往洞口看了看,对悟空道:“悟空,没想到那黑风怪真的很沉得住气啊,好像我们炖这么香的肉,都没有吸引到他。” 悟空笑道:“这只说明一样,就是这黑风怪比我们有定力,他更适合做和尚,让如来佛祖收了他吧!” “依我看,这黑风怪早已经动怒了,只是在等待出手的机会,悟空你可要当心啊?”唐唐对悟空警告道。 “怕什么,那天我和那妖怪徒手搏斗,拼得不相上来,如今若是刀兵相见,恐怕他也占不到上风!”悟空一直是很自信的,因为他根本没怕过人。 “俗话说熊心豹子胆,那黑风怪是一个熊罴,我猜想他的胆子一定很大!”唐唐分析道。 “胆子在顶个屁用啊,若是他技不如人,斗不过我,我照样把他擒来!”悟空挠了挠耳朵,猴急的说道:“我实在等不及了,我要前去叫战!” 唐唐在悟空身后叮嘱道:“悟空,可不要输了,这若是输了,就可丢师父我的面子了哦。” “檫,我的功夫和法力,都不是你教的,丢了你什么面子,要丢也是丢那菩提老祖的面子。”悟空汗颜说道。 “悟空,看你这样做是明智的,若是你现在战死,为师会为你收尸的。若是为师被那黑风怪擒了,到时候就没有人给我收尸了!”唐唐啰嗦的说道。 唐唐见悟空不看他一眼,又继续说道:“悟空,你看你还是不要拿金箍棒去和那黑风怪斗了,为师给你准备了拳击手套,这样子既可以防身,又不会将人很快打死!” 悟空扛着金箍棒,朝那黑风怪的山洞走去,不一会儿,又见他回来了。 “啊,师父,我要死了!”悟空痛苦的说道。 “啊,不是是那黑风怪将你打伤了吧?”唐唐惊讶的问道。 “我和那黑风怪尚未交手,但是我知道,这一定是内伤,痛苦啊,居然被那黑风怪气出内伤来了!”悟空说着,倒在唐唐的怀里。 唐唐怜惜地望着悟空,抚着他金黄的猴毛说道:“悟空啊,现我为师只有你这一个靠谱的徒弟,你死了,我该怎么办啊?” “告诉为师,那黑风怪是用何种方法打击了你的内心?”唐唐又问道。 “我本来是去向他挑战,本来以为他在家里锻炼身体,积极备战,可是万万没有想到他却在家,修指甲,泡脚,听音乐,看说,他这也表现得太淡定了吧?”悟空说道。 “那黑风怪越是淡定,就越说明他心上有鬼,他可能正在害怕着你哩!他故作淡定,实际上心乱如麻。”唐唐对悟空笑道,“说不一定,他一会儿就要出来找你挑战哩!”。 “我料想他也没有那个胆量出战!”悟空说道。 唐唐想了唐,在地上画了两个圈说道:“目前,为师有两种方法哄他出来,一是激将法,你可以去骂站,二种是四面楚歌法,就是让他身边的小妖都离开,让他众叛亲离,感到抑郁和孤独” “师父,我看还是第二种方法好,这种方法是一种精神折磨法!”悟空说道。 唐唐一挥手道:“悟空,你去准备一些食材来,今天现上我们来个篝火晚会,再来一个烧烤满汉全席,如何?” “师父所托之事,我一定照办。”悟空一拱手,认真地说道。 …… “今晚的夜色多美啊,那唐唐居然在外面搞什么篝火晚会!”几个小妖挤在门口,望着远处闪到的火眼,还有火焰上烤得滋滋流油的牛肉。 “这真是享受啊,我这一辈子都没有碰到过。真想过去加入他们的晚会。”其中一个小妖自语道。 “与其为这黑风怪卖命,我们不如去追随唐唐。”他旁边的一个妖怪提议道。 篝火这一边,陆续的有小妖前来加入唐唐他们的队伍,唐唐当然也不会亏待他们,都分给他们牛肉吃。 “师父,你说得没错啊,得民心者,得天下啊,现在黑风怪手下的小妖都倒向我们这边了,我看他可能要崩溃了吧!”悟空说道,“等一会,我再给他放一点忧伤的音乐,让他听了真想吐血。” 可是人算不如天算,第二天,唐唐和悟空一觉醒来,发现那些烧烤的肉和食材都被那些小妖给拿走了。他们准备把这些食材拿回去孝敬黑风怪。 悟空这一下子算是彻底的怒了,他追上去,打死了几个小妖。 不过这黑风怪,却也是一个有情有义的汉子,他居然出来帮小妖的忙,只见他手持一根黑缨枪,枪头若银,真向悟空刺来。 、悟空却也半点不含糊,举起金箍棒和他相抗。 虽然这黑风怪没有什么神兵利器,但是他的黑缨枪却能和陈悟空抗衡。 “我还以为当年大闹天宫的齐天大圣有多厉害,没想到不过尔尔!”黑风怪狂妄地笑道。他和悟空基本上是不分上下,即使偶尔败给悟空一招,也会马上赢回来。 那黑风怪和悟空斗了半日,却不分胜负,唐唐在一旁,看得眼花缭乱,十分揪心。但他们二人斗得乱,唐唐也插不上手的。 黑风怪收了黑缨枪,飞出几丈远之外。说道:“你这猴儿,也和我差不多,这样徒劳无益的争斗下去,大家都得不到什么好处,不如就此收兵!” 悟空也收了金箍棒说道:“你这熊罴,我也不想和你争斗,你只要老老实实的把我师父的锦襕袈裟还回来给我,我还可以放你一条生路。” 黑风怪想了一会儿,笑道:“你师父那锦襕袈裟已经脏了,这样子吧,不如让我洗一洗,明天再送还给你,可好?” “只要你是诚心硷这袈裟,我们当然会无条件的接受的。那唐唐的袈裟本来就不是很干净,你直接拿来给我就得了。”悟空说道。 “你这样说也好,等会儿我回洞就拿袈裟来找你,可否?”黑风妖怪诡笑道,一个害人的念头又在他的心中腾生了起来。 过了一会儿,悟空捧着金光闪闪的袈裟,笑着向唐唐走了过来。只见他笑着说道:“师父,你看你的袈裟已经被我寻回来了,你老人家今天要怎么感谢我呢?” “赏二十大板,外加十个拳头!”唐唐开玩笑似的说道。 “师父,我可是认真的问你,你为何这般敷衍的回答我?”悟空一锁眉头问道。 “悟空,其实为师只是想说,这袈裟虽然金光耀眼,但并不是佛气,而是十分的俗气。这袈裟是假的,我的锦襕袈裟是洗过几水的,没有这样鲜艳的谍色,而且,我那袈裟上面打了补丁。这补丁,却是没有人模仿得出来的。!”唐唐细细分析道。 悟空却不以为然,只见他笑得前俯后仰,说道:“师父,这袈裟虽然是假的,但是也可以用来穿在身上,到时候去那番邦也有一身像样的行头。” 唐唐连连摆手说道:“别人的东西,我是不会穿的,我只想找回自己的锦襕袈裟。” “你不穿,我倒要穿着试试看看。”悟空说着,将那假的袈裟往身上一套。 “啊,这衣服为何这么紧啊?”悟空自语道。 唐唐仔细一看,那悟空身上明明身穿的袈裟,瞬间变成了捆绑的绳子,悟空倒在地上不能动弹,对唐唐说道:“师父,快来救救我!” 唐唐不知道就在这一瞬,发生了什么事。这时,只见那黑风怪从暗处闪出,嘿嘿一笑,使了一道风,将悟空给卷走了。 “现在悟空是我的人质,他已经被我给绑架了!”黑风怪乐呵呵的笑道。 唐唐急忙去追,可哪里还追得到,那黑风怪虽然长得高大肥胖,但驾云腾风却十分的轻便,他一闪入动层,便和悟空消失得无影无踪了。 唐唐没想到这黑风怪不按常规出牌,来这个阴招。他本来是想擒唐唐,可是没有想到悟空穿了这袈裟。 黑风怪擒走了悟空,唐唐十分的伤心,他嚎啕大哭了一场。可是唐唐却又听到了另外一个人的哭声。 “檫,这荒山野岭的,居然有人跟着我哭,这也玩得太恐怖了吧?“唐唐不由得鼓起勇气问道:“是谁,谁在这里跟着我唐唐哭?” "是我!"一个女子脆生生的回答道。 “你是女妖还是女鬼,可不要在这里缠着我啊,我胆子可是很小的哦!”唐唐四下一看,没看到人,心中发悚,退了两步说道。 “哈哈,我还是头一次见到,这世上居然有你这么胆小的男人。”那女子的声音接着说道。那声音幽幽沉沉,似在空气中动荡。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十五章、悟空被绑票了 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 黑风山黑崖洞的洞口有十多个小妖怪,将头探在门外,眼睛正盯着唐唐和悟空在外面炖肉吃,口水滴答滴答直滴。 “哇,实在是太香了!”其中一个小妖擦了擦口水。 另一个小妖口水也洗出来了,他点头道:“我想也是十分的美味!” “吃,吃,吃,你们这群小妖就知道吃,本大王从来不曾亏待你们的!”黑风怪说道,“若是你们喜欢看他们吃,我就把你们脑袋都割下来,挂在门上,让你们看一个够!” 众小妖闻言,赶紧收回来了脖子,各自去做各自的事去了。 唐唐往洞口看了看,对悟空道:“悟空,没想到那黑风怪真的很沉得住气啊,好像我们炖这么香的肉,都没有吸引到他。” 悟空笑道:“这只说明一样,就是这黑风怪比我们有定力,他更适合做和尚,让如来佛祖收了他吧!” “依我看,这黑风怪早已经动怒了,只是在等待出手的机会,悟空你可要当心啊?”唐唐对悟空警告道。 “怕什么,那天我和那妖怪徒手搏斗,拼得不相上来,如今若是刀兵相见,恐怕他也占不到上风!”悟空一直是很自信的,因为他根本没怕过人。 “俗话说熊心豹子胆,那黑风怪是一个熊罴,我猜想他的胆子一定很大!”唐唐分析道。 “胆子在顶个屁用啊,若是他技不如人,斗不过我,我照样把他擒来!”悟空挠了挠耳朵,猴急的说道:“我实在等不及了,我要前去叫战!” 唐唐在悟空身后叮嘱道:“悟空,可不要输了,这若是输了,就可丢师父我的面子了哦。” “檫,我的功夫和法力,都不是你教的,丢了你什么面子,要丢也是丢那菩提老祖的面子。”悟空汗颜说道。 “悟空,看你这样做是明智的,若是你现在战死,为师会为你收尸的。若是为师被那黑风怪擒了,到时候就没有人给我收尸了!”唐唐啰嗦的说道。 唐唐见悟空不看他一眼,又继续说道:“悟空,你看你还是不要拿金箍棒去和那黑风怪斗了,为师给你准备了拳击手套,这样子既可以防身,又不会将人很快打死!” 悟空扛着金箍棒,朝那黑风怪的山洞走去,不一会儿,又见他回来了。 “啊,师父,我要死了!”悟空痛苦的说道。 “啊,不是是那黑风怪将你打伤了吧?”唐唐惊讶的问道。 “我和那黑风怪尚未交手,但是我知道,这一定是内伤,痛苦啊,居然被那黑风怪气出内伤来了!”悟空说着,倒在唐唐的怀里。 唐唐怜惜地望着悟空,抚着他金黄的猴毛说道:“悟空啊,现我为师只有你这一个靠谱的徒弟,你死了,我该怎么办啊?” “告诉为师,那黑风怪是用何种方法打击了你的内心?”唐唐又问道。 “我本来是去向他挑战,本来以为他在家里锻炼身体,积极备战,可是万万没有想到他却在家,修指甲,泡脚,听音乐,看小说,他这也表现得太淡定了吧?”悟空说道。 “那黑风怪越是淡定,就越说明他心上有鬼,他可能正在害怕着你哩!他故作淡定,实际上心乱如麻。”唐唐对悟空笑道,“说不一定,他一会儿就要出来找你挑战哩!”。 “我料想他也没有那个胆量出战!”悟空说道。 唐唐想了唐,在地上画了两个圈说道:“目前,为师有两种方法哄他出来,一是激将法,你可以去骂战,二种是四面楚歌法,就是让他身边的小妖都离开,让他众叛亲离,感到抑郁和孤独。” “师父,我看还是第二种方法好,这种方法是一种精神折磨法!我习惯用精神法折磨别人。”悟空说道。 唐唐一挥手道:“悟空,你去准备一些食材来,今天现上我们来个篝火晚会,再来一个烧烤满汉全席,如何?” “师父所托之事,我一定照办。”悟空一拱手,认真地说道。 …… “今晚的夜色多美啊,那唐唐居然在外面搞什么篝火晚会!”几个小妖挤在门口,望着远处闪到的火眼,还有火焰上烤得滋滋流油的牛肉。 “这真是享受啊,我这一辈子都没有碰到过。真想过去加入他们的晚会。”其中一个小妖自语道。 “与其为这黑风怪卖命,我们不如去追随唐唐。”他旁边的一个妖怪提议道。 篝火这一边,陆续的有小妖前来加入唐唐他们的队伍,唐唐当然也不会亏待他们,都分给他们牛肉吃。 “师父,你说得没错啊,得民心者,得天下啊,现在黑风怪手下的小妖都倒向我们这边了,我看他可能要崩溃了吧!”悟空说道,“等一会,我再给他放一点忧伤的音乐,让他听了真想吐血。” 可是人算不如天算,第二天,唐唐和悟空一觉醒来,发现那些烧烤的肉和食材都被那些小妖给拿走了。他们准备把这些食材拿回去孝敬黑风怪。 悟空这一下子算是彻底的怒了,他追上去,打死了几个小妖。 不过这黑风怪,却也是一个有情有义的汉子,他居然出来帮小妖的忙,只见他手持一根黑缨枪,枪头若银,真向悟空刺来。 、悟空却也半点不含糊,举起金箍棒和他相抗。 虽然这黑风怪没有什么神兵利器,但是他的黑缨枪却能和陈悟空抗衡。 “我还以为当年大闹天宫的齐天大圣有多厉害,没想到不过尔尔!”黑风怪狂妄地笑道。他和悟空基本上是不分上下,即使偶尔败给悟空一招,也会马上赢回来。 那黑风怪和悟空斗了半日,却不分胜负,唐唐在一旁,看得眼花缭乱,十分揪心。但他们二人斗得乱,唐唐也插不上手的。 黑风怪收了黑缨枪,飞出几丈远之外。说道:“你这猴儿,也和我差不多,这样徒劳无益的争斗下去,大家都得不到什么好处,不如就此收兵!” 悟空也收了金箍棒说道:“你这熊罴,我也不想和你争斗,你只要老老实实的把我师父的锦襕袈裟还回来给我,我还可以放你一条生路。” 黑风怪想了一会儿,笑道:“你师父那锦襕袈裟已经脏了,这样子吧,不如让我拿到干洗店里洗一洗,明天再送还给你,可好?” “只要你是诚心硷这袈裟,我们当然会无条件的接受的。那唐唐的袈裟本来就不是很干净,你直接拿来给我就得了。”悟空说道。 “你这样说也好,等会儿我回洞就拿袈裟来找你,可否?”黑风妖怪诡笑道,一个害人的念头又在他的心中腾生了起来。 过了一会儿,悟空捧着金光闪闪的袈裟,笑着向唐唐走了过来。只见他笑着说道:“师父,你看你的袈裟已经被我寻回来了,你老人家今天要怎么感谢我呢?” “赏二十大板,外加十个拳头!”唐唐开玩笑似的说道。 “师父,我可是认真的问你,你为何这般敷衍的回答我?”悟空一锁眉头问道。 “悟空,其实为师只是想说,这袈裟虽然金光耀眼,但并不是佛气,而是十分的俗气。这袈裟是假的,我的锦襕袈裟是洗过几水的,没有这样鲜艳的谍色,而且,我那袈裟上面打了补丁。这补丁,却是没有人模仿得出来的。!”唐唐细细分析道。 悟空却不以为然,只见他笑得前俯后仰,说道:“师父,这袈裟虽然是假的,但是也可以用来穿在身上,到时候去那番邦也有一身像样的行头。” 唐唐连连摆手说道:“别人的东西,我是不会穿的,我只想找回自己的锦襕袈裟。要穿你自己穿吧。” “你不穿,我倒要穿着试试看看。”悟空说着,将那假的袈裟往身上一套。 “啊,这衣服为何这么紧啊?”悟空自语道。 唐唐仔细一看,那悟空身上明明身穿的袈裟,瞬间变成了捆绑的绳子,悟空倒在地上不能动弹,对唐唐说道:“师父,快来救救我!” 唐唐不知道就在这一瞬,发生了什么事。这时,只见那黑风怪从暗处闪出,嘿嘿一笑,使了一道风,将悟空给卷走了。 “现在悟空是我的人质,他已经被我给绑架了!拿赎金来救人吧!”黑风怪乐呵呵的笑道。 唐唐急忙去追,可哪里还追得到,那黑风怪虽然长得高大肥胖,但驾云腾风却十分的轻便,他一闪入动层,便和悟空消失得无影无踪了。 唐唐没想到这黑风怪不按常规出牌,来这个阴招。他本来是想擒唐唐,可是没有想到悟空穿了这袈裟。 黑风怪擒走了悟空,唐唐十分的伤心,他嚎啕大哭了一场。可是唐唐却又听到了另外一个人的哭声。 “檫,这荒山野岭的,居然有人跟着我哭,这也玩得太恐怖了吧?“唐唐不由得鼓起勇气问道:“是谁,谁在这里跟着我唐唐哭?” "是我!"一个女子脆生生的回答道。 “你是女妖还是女鬼,可不要在这里缠着我啊,我胆子可是很小的哦!”唐唐四下一看,没看到人,心中发悚,退了两步说道。 “哈哈,我还是头一次见到,这世上居然有你这么胆小的男人。”那女子的声音接着说道。那声音幽幽沉沉,似在空气中动荡。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十六章、见财起意,见色动心 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “妖怪,别躲躲藏藏,鬼鬼祟祟的,有本事就出来,我唐唐却不怕你!”唐唐明明十分害怕,但嘴里却矢口否认,愤怒地环视四周,说道。 “这位大师,本夫人可不是妖怪,我是一个有夫之妇,可是我的丈夫,却被一只黑熊给吃了,因此在这坟前祭拜啼哭!你却扰乱了我的心绪。”一个眉若烟黛,脸若红霞的妇人从唐唐旁边的一个土堆旁,抬起头说道。唐唐这才注意,原来他自己居然站在一个坟头上。哎,真是晦气。 “这么说,你真的是人类,而不是一个妖精,那好,你让我捏捏看!”唐唐口中说道,心中暗想,这荒山野岭里能碰到一个姿色不错的女子,当然要占一些小便宜。 那妇人用手一捂胸部,盯着唐唐,惊慌的说道:“除了我的丈夫,要没有第二个男人碰我的身子,你可不要乱来!” 唐唐一惊,心中暗想,这山中的女人是要比外面的女人保守一些,于是又发改口说道:“那我不捏就是了,你让我摸摸总行吧?” “摸更是不行了,摸的时候会很痒,我就会发笑,控制不住自己!”那妇人娇声说道,她这样一说,更是让唐唐春心荡漾,似乎有点把持不住了。 唐唐为了和那妇人搭讪,所以故意提到了先前的话题,只见他轻咳了一声说道:“在下唐唐,是去西天取经的和尚,夫人贵姓,是哪里的人?你那丈夫是如何被黑熊吃了?” 那妇人听唐唐提到他的丈夫,似乎又有了一些伤心,只见她蹙了蹙眉,掸泪说:“我免贵姓李,我丈夫姓王,是这山里的樵夫,他身材高大强壮,每日都上山砍柴,不想却遭遇了黑熊,被黑熊吃了,尸骨无存!” 唐唐摆手说道:“夫人不必多心,那黑熊乃是这山中的精怪,名唤黑风,手有又无数的妖兵和小卒,我已经和我徒弟悟空,在这山中与这妖怪相持了几日,很快就可以降伏他,得胜凯旋而归了!” “原来你是一个擅长降妖伏怪的法师啊?真是失敬,失敬。”李夫人一喜,美目盯着唐唐说道,“那请问唐唐大师,你的徒弟在哪儿呢?” 李夫人真是哪壶不开提哪壶,居然提起唐唐的徒弟,唐唐知道悟空是被那黑风怪捉去了,但若是给这妇人说实话,那恐怕李夫人会笑话,于是笑着说道:“我徒弟在这里待得困倦在,我让他回家休息了,这降妖伏魔的事儿,他师父一人可以搞定的!” “唐唐大师,你一个人守在这山上,可能也饿了,不如到我舍下吃一顿饭,吃饱了,再来降妖伏魔,好么?”李夫人秋波暗送,柔情似水的说道。 唐唐口中直念阿弥陀佛,但心如鹿撞,却停不下来。眼睛不住的往那妇人丰满的胸部瞄一眼。妇人却也毫不遮掩。 唐唐随着李夫人来到了一个开满鲜花的院子,这普通的农户家,却因为这一院子的鲜花,显得是春意盎然。唐唐心想,李夫人定不是妖怪,妖怪一般心性邪恶,哪里会有种花花草草的雅兴? 妇人突然一回头笑道:“唐唐大师,你说本夫人这院子里的花漂亮么?” “漂亮,真是漂亮,真是人比好更娇,颜比花更丽,夫人的花人,夫人也是一个大美人儿!这叫相得益彰,交相辉映,哈哈!”唐唐乘机恭维道。 “唐唐大师真是爱说笑话,这么风趣幽默,一定有不少的女孩子喜欢你吧?”李夫人问道。 唐唐一听这话,却来劲儿了,一抖抖袖子说道;“要知道我唐唐,可不是那么随意的人!我不是随便什么女孩都会去接近,并且和她们搭讪的。” “这个我看得出来,你是一个和尚,要秉持心性,一心一意修佛,怎么可能便乡间小痞子那样子,去和陌生女孩子搭讪呢?”李夫人说道。 唐唐一摸自己的头发,对李夫人问道:“我唐唐生得气宇轩昂,眉目端正,面若冠玉,齿白唇红,而且又蓄着头发,夫人是怎么看出来我是一个和尚的呢?” “因为你经常念叨着阿弥陀佛,这难道不是一个和尚挂在嘴边的话么?不过,我一看唐唐大师,就是一个高人,见怪不惊,心态越出常人百倍。”李夫人笑着说道。 “这‘阿弥陀佛’的意思,是眼前的一切,都可以善化往生,祛除痛苦,超脱自在!”唐唐解释道。 “唐唐大师言语不俗,思想境界也高人一等啊,本夫人不得不佩服。”李夫人微微一笑说道。 唐唐却经不起夸赞,说道:“我唐唐的思想当然不俗啊,肯定异于常人,不然怎么会意识到色即是空,空即是色,色不异空,空不异色?” “看来唐唐大师是一个疏远女色的好人啊,你且在这儿稍候一会儿,我这就去给你做饭吃!”李夫人说道,她带着唐唐来到客厅厅中,让他坐下,自己便到厨房去了。 那妇人也不拘束,听说唐唐不是吃斋的和尚,所以依然是酒肉招待,俗话说酒壮英雄胆,唐唐喝了酒,胆子自然大了一些,他打量着李夫人的凹凸有致的身子,浮想翩翩的愣了一会儿,舔了舔舌头对李夫人道:“夫人如今没有丈夫,不知怎么忍受得住空闺寂寞?何不重新找一个本分的男人度日?” “本夫人倒是想觅一个可度日的汉子,可奈何这村中的男人都是草莽村夫,不懂得雅趣,更不会琢磨女人的心思。所我只得放弃了!”李夫人摇头叹道。 “哪你看我唐唐如何?”唐唐问道。 李夫人看了看唐唐,摇头道:“可惜你是一个取经的和尚,那路上妖魔阻路,你能不能回来,都是一个未知数,更不要谈男女之情。” “我虽是一个和尚,但是还俗也简单,现在我蓄着头发,就是为了取经后还俗,再找一个姑娘,续上美满姻缘!”唐唐搓了搓手,看来这李夫人已经是他囊中之物了,他要争取今夜搞定她。 李夫人打量着唐唐,心中欢喜,问道:“你真的愿意放弃取经,和我共结连理,同枝同栖,双宿双飞。” 唐唐心中暗忖道:“擦,这李夫人怎么说的话,居然把我唐唐说得跟一只鸟儿一样。”于是唐唐忍不住唱道:“我是一只小小,小小鸟,想要飞呀飞,却总也飞不高……” 李夫人一摸唐唐的额头问道:“唐唐大师,你脑袋没事吧?难道烧坏了?” 唐唐点了点头,双手合十道:“阿弥陀佛,我当然得保持清醒,我要保持清醒的意识去西天取经,面见如来佛祖,然后拿回我的青春损失费,以及那微薄的工资!” “啊,唐唐大师,你还有工资啊?我还以为你只是一个无人问津的无业游民哩!”李夫人惊道。 唐唐微微一笑:“当然,我唐唐虽然不会找工作,可是从佛教学院一毕业,到现在,从来没有失业过,而且我还是拿双份工资的人。” “可是唐唐,你刚才没是说和我双宿双飞,共结连理的么?怎么一下子就反悔了?”李夫人用幽怨的眼神望着唐唐,让唐唐不得不盯着地上。 唐唐突然感概道:“我唐唐突然悟出了一个原理,就是伟大的爱情,是建立在充足的物质基础之上的,没有钱,哪来的爱情?所以,我唐唐决定为了钱而奋斗,艰苦奋斗下去。所以我要去西天取经,继续拿双工资,到时候有了钱,再回来娶你如何?” 李夫人含情脉脉地望着唐唐,一点头道:“唐唐,你说得没错,看在你这义愤填膺,慷慨成词,抒发感概的份上,我就亲你一口。”说罢,将嘴唇凑到唐唐的脸上亲了一口。 唐唐脸上泛着红晕,浮起桃花朵朵。 李夫人却又说道:“其实唐唐,你也不用去卖力的奋斗打拼了,其实我是一个有钱人家的女儿,典型的白富美,只是羡慕这乡下‘采菊东篱下,悠然见南山’美好的生活,才和丈夫来隐居到这个地方,你看,你坐的是实木沙发,这地上是大理石,高档欧式地毯,头上是水晶吊灯,哪一样不是无比的奢华?” 唐唐这才意识到这李夫人是白富美,这更没有拒绝的理由了。 “那你拿一张银行的金卡给我看看?”唐唐心想,反正自己是小白脸,女人的钱不要白不要,不花白不花,这也顾不得面子了。 李夫人当然也不会因为唐唐贪财就看不起唐唐,因为现在的男人,若是不爱财,那就是智商低下,李夫人还不是想嫁给有一个懂得经商理财的,十分全面的男人。 “金卡我没有,但是我有的是现金!”李夫人不动声色的说道。 唐唐却激动了起来,他面红耳赤的盯着李夫人问道:“不知夫人的现金是人民币,还是欧元,英镑,日元,南斯拉夫币?” 李夫人一摆手道:“都不是,我的现金是永远不贬值,成色十足的黄金,整整的一大箱子黄金。” “夫人这么有钱,为何不存银行?”唐唐问道。 “害怕经济危机,货币通话膨胀贬值,银行倒闭!”李夫人解释道。 “那夫人把那些黄金藏在哪里?是不是在自家的保险柜里?”唐唐也顾不了那么多了,男人就是要直接一点,女人才能接受。 “喏,就在那外面的花园下面埋着的。”李夫人往那花园里一指说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十六章、见色动心,见财起意 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “妖怪,别躲躲藏藏,鬼鬼祟祟的,有本事就出来,我唐唐却不怕你!”唐唐明明十分害怕,但嘴里却矢口否认,愤怒地环视四周,说道。 “这位大师,本夫人可不是妖怪,我是一个有夫之妇,可是我的丈夫,却被一只黑熊给吃了,因此在这坟前祭拜啼哭!你却扰乱了我的心绪。”一个眉若烟黛,脸若红霞的妇人从唐唐旁边的一个土堆旁,抬起头说道。唐唐这才注意,原来他自己居然站在一个坟头上。哎,真是晦气。 “这么说,你真的是人类,而不是一个妖精,那好,你让我捏捏看!”唐唐口中说道,心中暗想,这荒山野岭里能碰到一个姿色不错的女子,当然要占一些小便宜。 那妇人用手一捂胸部,盯着唐唐,惊慌的说道:“除了我的丈夫,要没有第二个男人碰我的身子,你可不要乱来!” 唐唐一惊,心中暗想,这山中的女人是要比外面的女人保守一些,于是又发改口说道:“那我不捏就是了,你让我摸摸总行吧?” “摸更是不行了,摸的时候会很痒,我就会发笑,控制不住自己!”那妇人娇声说道,她这样一说,更是让唐唐春心荡漾,似乎有点把持不住了。 唐唐为了和那妇人搭讪,所以故意提到了先前的话题,只见他轻咳了一声说道:“在下唐唐,是去西天取经的和尚,夫人贵姓,是哪里的人?你那丈夫是如何被黑熊吃了?” 那妇人听唐唐提到他的丈夫,似乎又有了一些伤心,只见她蹙了蹙眉,掸泪说:“我免贵姓李,我丈夫姓王,是这山里的樵夫,他身材高大强壮,每日都上山砍柴,不想却遭遇了黑熊,被黑熊吃了,尸骨无存!” 唐唐摆手说道:“夫人不必多心,那黑熊乃是这山中的精怪,名唤黑风,手有又无数的妖兵和小卒,我已经和我徒弟悟空,在这山中与这妖怪相持了几日,很快就可以降伏他,得胜凯旋而归了!” “原来你是一个擅长降妖伏怪的法师啊?真是失敬,失敬。”李夫人一喜,美目盯着唐唐说道,“那请问唐唐大师,你的徒弟在哪儿呢?” 李夫人真是哪壶不开提哪壶,居然提起唐唐的徒弟,唐唐知道悟空是被那黑风怪捉去了,但若是给这妇人说实话,那恐怕李夫人会笑话,于是笑着说道:“我徒弟在这里待得困倦在,我让他回家休息了,这降妖伏魔的事儿,他师父一人可以搞定的!” “唐唐大师,你一个人守在这山上,可能也饿了,不如到我舍下吃一顿饭,吃饱了,再来降妖伏魔,好么?”李夫人秋波暗送,柔情似水的说道。 唐唐口中直念阿弥陀佛,但心如鹿撞,却停不下来。眼睛不住的往那妇人丰满的胸部瞄一眼。妇人却也毫不遮掩。 唐唐随着李夫人来到了一个开满鲜花的院子,这普通的农户家,却因为这一院子的鲜花,显得是春意盎然。唐唐心想,李夫人定不是妖怪,妖怪一般心性邪恶,哪里会有种花花草草的雅兴? 妇人突然一回头笑道:“唐唐大师,你说本夫人这院子里的花漂亮么?” “漂亮,真是漂亮,真是人比好更娇,颜比花更丽,夫人的花美,夫人也是一个大美人儿!这叫相得益彰,交相辉映,哈哈!”唐唐乘机恭维道。 “唐唐大师真是爱说笑话,这么风趣幽默,一定有不少的女孩子喜欢你吧?”李夫人问道。 唐唐一听这话,却来劲儿了,一抖抖袖子说道;“只能称爱慕之心,不要说是喜欢,喜欢这个词儿,多么的俗,要知道我唐唐,可不是那么随意的人!我不是随便什么女孩都会去接近,并且和她们搭讪的。” “这个我看得出来,你是一个和尚,要秉持心性,一心一意修佛,怎么可能便乡间小痞子那样子,去和陌生女孩子搭讪呢?”李夫人说道。 唐唐一摸自己的头发,对李夫人问道:“我唐唐生得气宇轩昂,眉目端正,面若冠玉,齿白唇红,而且又蓄着头发,夫人是怎么看出来我是一个和尚的呢?” “因为你经常念叨着阿弥陀佛,这难道不是一个和尚挂在嘴边的话么?不过,我一看唐唐大师,就是一个高人,见怪不惊,心态越出常人百倍。”李夫人笑着说道。 “这‘阿弥陀佛’的意思,是眼前的一切,都可以善化往生,祛除痛苦,超脱自在!”唐唐解释道。 “唐唐大师言语不俗,思想境界也高人一等啊,本夫人不得不佩服。”李夫人微微一笑说道。 唐唐却经不起夸赞,说道:“我唐唐的思想当然不俗啊,肯定异于常人,不然怎么会意识到色即是空,空即是色,色不异空,空不异色?” “看来唐唐大师是一个疏远女色的好人啊,你且在这儿稍候一会儿,我这就去给你做饭吃!”李夫人说道,她带着唐唐来到客厅厅中,让他坐下,自己便到厨房去了。 那妇人也不拘束,听说唐唐不是吃斋的和尚,所以依然是酒肉招待,俗话说酒壮英雄胆,唐唐喝了酒,胆子自然大了一些,他打量着李夫人的凹凸有致的身子,浮想翩翩的愣了一会儿,舔了舔舌头对李夫人道:“夫人如今没有丈夫,不知怎么忍受得住空闺寂寞?何不重新找一个本分的男人度日?” “本夫人倒是想觅一个可度日的汉子,可奈何这村中的男人都是草莽村夫,不懂得雅趣,更不会琢磨女人的心思。所我只得放弃了!”李夫人摇头叹道。 “哪你看我唐唐如何?”唐唐问道。 李夫人看了看唐唐,摇头道:“可惜你是一个取经的和尚,那路上妖魔阻路,你能不能回来,都是一个未知数,更不要谈男女之情。” “我虽是一个和尚,但是还俗也简单,现在我蓄着头发,就是为了取经后还俗,再找一个姑娘,续上美满姻缘!”唐唐搓了搓手,看来这李夫人已经是他囊中之物了,他要争取今夜搞定她。 李夫人打量着唐唐,心中欢喜,问道:“你真的愿意放弃取经,和我共结连理,同枝同栖,双宿双飞。” 唐唐心中暗忖道:“擦,这李夫人怎么说的话,居然把我唐唐说得跟一只鸟儿一样。”于是唐唐忍不住唱道:“我是一只小小,小小鸟,想要飞呀飞,却总也飞不高……” 李夫人一摸唐唐的额头问道:“唐唐大师,你脑袋没事吧?难道烧坏了?” 唐唐点了点头,双手合十道:“阿弥陀佛,我当然得保持清醒,我要保持清醒的意识去西天取经,面见如来佛祖,然后拿回我的青春损失费,以及那微薄的工资!” “啊,唐唐大师,你还有工资啊?我还以为你只是一个无人问津的无业游民哩!”李夫人惊道。 唐唐微微一笑:“当然,我唐唐虽然不会找工作,可是从佛教学院一毕业,到现在,从来没有失业过,而且我还是拿双份工资的人。” “可是唐唐,你刚才没是说和我双宿双飞,共结连理的么?怎么一下子就反悔了?”李夫人用幽怨的眼神望着唐唐,让唐唐不得不盯着地上。 唐唐突然感概道:“我唐唐突然悟出了一个原理,就是伟大的爱情,是建立在充足的物质基础之上的,没有钱,哪来的爱情?所以,我唐唐决定为了钱而奋斗,艰苦奋斗下去。所以我要去西天取经,继续拿双工资,到时候有了钱,再回来娶你如何?” 李夫人含情脉脉地望着唐唐,一点头道:“唐唐,你说得没错,看在你这义愤填膺,慷慨成词,抒发感概的份上,我就亲你一口。”说罢,将嘴唇凑到唐唐的脸上亲了一口。 唐唐脸上泛着红晕,浮起桃花朵朵。 李夫人却又说道:“其实唐唐,你也不用去卖力的奋斗打拼了,其实我是一个有钱人家的女儿,典型的白富美,只是羡慕这乡下‘采菊东篱下,悠然见南山’美好的生活,才和丈夫来隐居到这个地方,你看,你坐的是实木沙发,这地上是大理石,高档欧式地毯,头上是水晶吊灯,哪一样不是无比的奢华?” 唐唐这才意识到这李夫人是白富美,这更没有拒绝的理由了。 “那你拿一张银行的金卡给我看看?”唐唐心想,反正自己是小白脸,女人的钱不要白不要,不花白不花,这也顾不得面子了。 李夫人当然也不会因为唐唐贪财就看不起唐唐,因为现在的男人,若是不爱财,那就是智商低下,李夫人还不是想嫁给有一个懂得经商理财的,十分全面的男人。 “金卡我没有,但是我有的是现金!”李夫人不动声色的说道。 唐唐却激动了起来,他面红耳赤的盯着李夫人问道:“不知夫人的现金是人民币,还是欧元,英镑,日元,南斯拉夫币?” 李夫人一摆手道:“都不是,我的现金是永远不贬值,成色十足的黄金,整整的一大箱子黄金。” “夫人这么有钱,为何不存银行?”唐唐问道。 “害怕经济危机,货币通话膨胀贬值,银行倒闭!”李夫人解释道。 “那夫人把那些黄金藏在哪里?是不是在自家的保险柜里?”唐唐也顾不了那么多了,男人就是要直接一点,女人才能接受。 “喏,就在那外面的花园下面埋着的。”李夫人往那花园里一指说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十七章、菩萨,莫要捉弄我! .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐正色对李夫人道:“我唐唐今天决定,娶你为妻,我心如磐石,磐石无转移,我决心已定,再不能改了!不过,我还有一个条件!” “什么条件?只要不是很苛刻,我都会答应你的,我的好唐唐!”李夫人突然温柔起来,让唐唐感觉到很不适应。 “在婚钱,我得看看你的财产!”唐唐说道,他心中暗笑,这财色兼收的事儿,居然被我唐唐碰到了,哈哈,当然不会轻易错过。 “唐唐,难道你会怀疑我没钱么?本夫人可有的是钱,那知道那花园底下,埋的不只是一箱黄金,而是十八箱黄金!”李夫人撒娇的说道。 “十八箱黄金?”唐唐一惊,但这种突然来的惊喜,真是可以让他笑逐颜开,哈哈。 但是唐唐马上便意识到喜形于色不是一个成熟稳重的男人的表现,于是皱着眉头,一摸下巴说道:“你认为我会相信你么?除非——除非你亲自带我去看看?” 李夫人点了点头说道:“那好,你随我来!”说罢,起身来到房外,在什物间里取了一把短锄,和唐唐一道来到花园里。 那花园之中,灌木葱郁,草木茂盛,被这丛草繁花一遮掩,谁会想到这个下面还藏着财宝? 李夫人俯下胸脯,探出手拂开上面的草木,然后就撅着美臀,背对着唐唐,用那短锄开始挖花园中埋的黄金,唐唐在她身看得快要流出口水来,又急念了几声阿弥陀佛才镇住自己的情绪。 “咳咳,美人儿,看你才忙这么一会儿,就累得娇喘,香汗淋漓,还是让我唐唐来帮你吧!毕竟我唐唐也是农民出生,会耕田种地,使用锄头!”唐唐说着,便去抢李夫人手中的锄头。 李夫人当然也不推托,将锄头递给唐唐说道:“咦,你不是和尚出身么,什么时候又变成耕田种地的农民了?” “其实,咳咳,我是极品小农民?夫人懂什么叫极品小农民么?若是不懂,呵呵,看看都市文,哈哈。”唐唐回头说道。 李夫人说道:“慢一些挖,这黄金埋得不深,可不要把箱子给挂破了。” 唐唐笑道:“美人儿放心,这金子我只是看看,定不会却动他的,要知道我可不是那种见财起意的人。” “嗯,嗯,我一直都觉得你是一个老实巴交的和尚啊!”李夫人盯着唐唐,觉得唐唐虽然说话有点啰嗦,但是干活却很麻利。 “唐唐,我这干活真麻利啊,比村子地主雇佣的长工要能干得多!”李夫人微微笑着对唐唐说道。 “那是必须的嘛,不然,那大唐的皇帝李世界为何不让别人,非要我唐唐去西天取经!”唐唐经不起夸赞,开始吹嘘自己的实力了。 李夫人点头笑道:“那你还真是一个文武兼备的人才哩!” “若说是文武双全,说那皇帝是武能安邦,文能治国,若是用在我唐唐身上,那是武能让女人在床上屈服,文能让女人相思缠绵,念意缱绻。”唐唐奸笑道。 李夫人知道唐唐有几分幽默的底子,所以只是笑了笑,继续盯着地上,不一会儿,果然挖出了几箱成色十足的金条。 唐唐心中欢喜,拍手道:“这金条在我唐唐的眼里,虽然不算什么,但是它却是满满的正能量。你还是把它埋回去吧,要知道我唐唐不是见钱眼开的人。” 李夫人按唐唐所说,将那些装满黄金的箱子埋了回去,又对唐唐:“我们都忙累了,不如我们到后院凉亭歇息一下,顺便喝几盏茶。” “我不喝茶,我要喝爱尔兰咖啡,若是没有,调一杯星形奶茶也可以!”唐唐如今却是在自己家里一般随便。 李夫人微微笑道:“当然有,我这里有该有的有,不该有的也有,可以说是五毒俱全。” "擦,——",唐唐只觉得自己顿时心中凌乱了。 “开个玩笑罢了,不过我这里的茶水是比较齐全的。我曾打算开一个糖水店,所以对茶水,咖啡,甜点,都比较好理解。”李夫人微笑着看唐唐说道。说着,她便到厨房里去了。 而唐唐一个人,踱着步子,哼着调儿,往后院的凉亭里走去。他似乎已经将黑风山上所有的事,包括悟空被擒之事,都忘记得一干二净,抛到九霄云外晨去了。 突然,一个白衣人向唐唐疾步奔来,唐唐大惊:“你到底是谁,敢冲撞本尊?” “你就是那孙悟空的师父唐唐?”那白衣人打量着唐唐问道。 唐唐双手合十,施了一个佛礼,正色问道:“你这人我看直来面生,莫非你是一个妖怪,想必来祸害我的?” “呵呵,我才没有那么无聊呢,我是你的信使,那黑风怪托我带来一封书信。”那白衣人说道。 “你替那黑风怪送信,想必是一伙的妖怪,所以我绝不容许你回去。”唐唐上前一把拦住那白衣人。 那白衣人从衣袋里取出一封书信道:“我只是邮政局的一个普通的信使,你现在收到的是一封飞鸽传书。”说罢,身子一纵,腾向空中,化为一只白鸽,飞翔着远去了。 “原来是一只鸽子精,难道他身法这么轻快!”唐唐盯着天空版语道。 唐唐拆开书信,见上面写着:“你好,我是黑风怪,本来想发短信的方式告诉你,但害怕你说我扭扭捏捏,太过于含蓄。你徒弟悟空如今被擒了,你必须交出一百两银子,与我交换。不知的 话,嘿嘿,你是懂的,别怪我无情,我可要撕票了。” 唐唐一看完那书信,心中一怒,将要书信给撕得粉碎,可是他没有赎金,便没法将悟空赎回来的。于是,唐唐想到了花园里埋的黄金箱子。 那李夫人端着一苤沏好的茶,远远的对唐唐说道:“唐唐,干嘛不高兴,心里在想什么?” 唐唐假装一皱眉道:“美人儿,我在想我今天晚上睡什么地方。” 李夫人说道:“我家里虽然有一个可供两个人欢会的大床,可是你我尚未结婚,不对共枕而眠,所以你今天晚上睡柴楼上面。” 唐唐暗喜,这不是给他半夜起来盗箱子的机会了么?哈哈,只要有赎金,就不会愁如何去救悟空的问题了。 …… 夜里,月色清朗,唐唐左顾右看,蹑手蹑脚的走下楼去。他觉得自己是小偷一样,不对,他为了救人,这一次他必须得当一次小偷。 唐唐便了一箱黄金,吃力的扛在肩膀上,朝那黑风山上走去。 因为约定的交赎金的时间不多,而这黑风怪的心性不定,难免会变得暴躁,将悟空给撕票杀掉就麻烦了。 可是唐唐大半夜的精神好,精力充沛,那些妖怪却都睡觉了,唐唐走近那洞门一看,真是好笑,原来这门上挂碰上一个牌子,上面写着“暂停营业。” 唐唐只能摇一摇头,叹一口气说道:“看来我来得不是时候,唉,看样子又得等到明天了。” 第二天那牌子果然换了,上面写着正在营业中。唐唐暗喜,这时,一个童子探出头来,恭敬的对唐唐道:“难道你就是那个喜欢啰嗦的取经僧站唐唐?” 唐唐笑道:“正是在下!” “赎金带来了么?”那小妖又问道。 “带来了,都在这里哩!”唐唐指着他带来的箱子,说道。 “那好,你跟我来,我们一起去见那大王。”说着,那小妖走在前面,带着唐唐走到洞中。 唐唐还没有走近,便听到了悟空哈哈的笑声,看来是乐坏了吧。唐唐走近一看,原来他们二位竟然在淡定的下棋。孙悟空毫发无损,但是那黑风怪,两个眼圈像是被揍过一般。 那黑风怪见唐唐带着赎金,于是对悟空道:“悟空,你看好了,你师父来了,不过他是送的赌博筹码的,我现在也有钱用了,哈哈,我就不信赢不了你。” 唐唐的赌钱手段都是在悟空那里学来的,当然悟空要精明得多。 悟空开始和黑风怪赌打耳光,后赌打拳头,直接打黑风怪搞也在了熊猫眼了。 “这箱子里有多少赎金,你打开给我看看!”黑风怪对唐唐命令道。 唐唐没法,只得上前打开那箱子,当唐唐打来箱子时,一惊,里面居然没有黄金,却是盘卷着一条吐着信子的蛇。 “你这是做什么,难道你是想忽悠本大王么?”黑风怪对唐唐冷笑道。 唐唐吓得退了两步,心中暗想,这莫不是观世音菩萨在戏弄我? 可那盘卷的蛇突然一下子消失得无影无踪了。唐唐再一看里面,里面多了一个金光闪闪的皇冠。 还没有等唐唐反应过来,那黑风怪便抢身上前来夺那皇冠,只见他压过皇冠,马上戴在自己的头上,对悟空问道:“本王戴这皇冠够不够霸气?” 悟空抬头一看,那皇冠已经变成一紧箍圈,于是暗笑,我老孙就被这圈子折磨了几十年,没想到你今儿也摊上这祸事儿。 唐唐知道是菩萨在暗中助他,于是就马上念紧箍咒,结果悟空和那黑风怪都在地上打滚儿。 “悟空,师父要收伏这个妖怪,你就跟着受一些苦吧,可莫怪为师了!”唐唐对悟空说道。 -” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十八章、春光灿烂猪八贱 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐走到黑风怪和悟空面前,做了一个阿弥陀佛,怒道:“你们两个闹够了没有,我的紧箍咒已经停念了近两刻钟了,你们两个还一直在地上打滚,难道是想赖着人家?” 黑风怪这才和悟空拍着身上的泥土,站起身来。悟空一拱手道:“师父,你这紧箍圈是在哪个公司定制的,怎么这么多,给我了一个,自己还留了一个来收拾这熊瞎子!” 唐唐对悟空笑了笑:“这东西可不是我的,是观音菩萨送给我的!” 黑风怪摸了摸头上的紧箍圈,叹道:“我黑风也算是服了,以前一直认为厉害的人都能敢打敢拼,会功夫拳脚,如今一看,你唐唐这口头说教也修炼得如此厉害,真心的佩服啊!” “唐唐大师,请受我一拜,收我为徒吧,我愿竭力护送你到西天取经!”黑风怪突然跪在地上恳求道。 唐唐躬身去扶,说道:“快起来,不必这么多礼,我如今有一个徒弟悟空,你还是回去找其它工作吧,这取经的生活不适合你!” “怎么不适合我,再怎么说,我也是一个摩顶受戒的尚,这猴儿这么黄皮寡廋的,都跟着你,也饿不死他,何况我身体这么夯实?”黑风怪攥紧拳头,怒目圆睁着问道。 唐唐生怕那黑熊怪打他,一下子闪到悟空的身,对黑风怪道:“你莫过来,你没见那观世音菩萨正盯着你么?” 那黑风怪也不理会唐唐,一拳揍在唐唐的脸上,原来那悟空身材矮小,根本无法挡住黑风怪,所以唐唐被这一拳,打得鼻青脸肿。 这时,观世音菩萨走了进了,那洞中的大小妖怪尽皆让了道,唐唐一把扑上前,抱住观世音菩萨的腿说道:“菩萨,你来得正好,这黑风怪蛮横无礼,你可要救救人家!” “快起来,不要抱得这么紧,本尊的裙子都快要被你扯掉了!”观世音菩萨提了担裙子,尴尬的说道,可没想到唐唐竟然无耻的不敢松开手。 观世音菩萨这才念了一个紧箍咒,让那黑风怪倒在地上。可这一次悟空却没有倒地。 那黑风怪抱头呻吟,却怒目盯着观世音菩萨:“我不服!” “为何不服?”观世音菩萨盈盈一笑问道。 “为何这紧箍咒对我黑风有效,对那孙猴儿没有效用?”黑风怪伏在地上问道。 观世音菩萨一抬兰花指,手托羊脂白玉净瓶,说道:“这佛家的法术,有通用的,也有私用的,我用私用的法术来降你,难道你还不服气?” 黑风怪连连点头道:“服了,服了,在下服了,我愿为菩萨端茶递水,擦澡搓背,端屎尿盆子……” “打住,这你样子说好像本尊是一个没有手脚的废人!”观世音菩萨一抬手道,“这样子吧,本尊南海落伽山后山紫竹林缺少一个管园子的人,本尊看你长得壮实,想雇佣你去当保安,工资一千五,包吃住,要不要去?” “檫,一千五一个月,这也太寒酸了吧!”黑风怪嘀咕道。 “这个没有条件可以讲,即使不能你工资,你也得去做!不然我去南海人才市场去转一圈,那里有更便宜的劳动力……”观世音菩萨说着又要念紧箍咒咒。 “我去,我去,你莫念了!”黑风怪连连摆手说道。 唐唐见观世音菩萨降伏了妖怪,连忙起身道贺,施了一个佛礼说道:“菩萨,那山下的李夫人是你变的吧!其实我早就看出来了。” 观世音菩萨笑道:“唐唐,我只是看你有没有色心,经不经得起考验!没想到你定力倒还是有的,不过,只是太含财而已,以后记得要改。” “我明白了,观世音菩萨,弟子谨记你的教诲!”唐唐双手合十,毕恭毕敬地说道。 观世音菩萨微曲兰花指,掐指一算说道:“唐唐,如果本尊算得不错,下一难,你就要碰到你的徒弟猪八戒了,那呆子虽然贪财好色,但心性憨直,你可不要为难他。” “那八戒他可认识我?”唐唐问道。 “八戒在佛界研发部当主管搞出了乱子,被贬入凡间,再投猪胎,在孟婆那里喝了忘魂汤,当然不认识你了!不过本尊已经给他说过,让他跟着一个骑着白马,齿白唇红,面如冠玉的男子一起去取经,方能将功赎过,修成正果,他一口答应了。本尊就不多说了,唐唐,悟空,你们还是趁早上路吧!” 唐唐别了观世音菩萨,菩萨携着黑风怪一路向南,驾云而去,唐唐和悟空,便一路向西。 这一路行来,天气凉爽,又行了半个月,一路山道平直,涧水清澈,唐唐和悟空心情极好。 “悟空,为师这一路上想,写一本自传,取名叫《一路向西》如何?”唐唐坐在马背上,对行在前面东盯西望的悟空说道。 悟空摆手道:“不好,不好,师父,这书人家早就出版了,而且已经改成了电影,那尺度大得让人不敢直视!” 唐唐很是好奇,说道:“悟空,这一路西行,若是碰到了电影院,你可要提醒一下为师哦,为师一点要好好看看,参考一下这个题材,再写一本《一路向西》!” “这个嘛……”,悟空扛着金箍棒,立在风中,很是凌乱无语。 “悟空,为师累了,想就地歇息一下,顺便上一会儿网!”唐唐说道。 悟空呵呵一笑:“我就知道师父的网瘾比我大,难怪从大唐出发,一直带着这笔记本电脑,我只是玩玩游戏而已,没想到师父有时还光着膀子和美女视频对聊。” “悟空,你这就说得不对了,那一段时间不是天气很热么,这一路上又没有人家安装空调。”唐唐辩解道:“我视频的对像可是那白领骨干精英,称白骨精,长相漂亮且不说,关键是十分的气质,标准的ol。” “唉,这无线网卡很烧钱啊,只能看看新闻邮件,不能玩游戏了,流量伤不起啊!”唐唐摇头叹道。 “咦,师父,你的邮箱在闪哦!”悟空说道。 “檫,我已经开启了广告拦截,这一半年没收到任何的电子邮件,这邮件是谁发的?”唐唐激动的用鼠标一点。 唐唐打开一看,那邮件佛光晃眼,原来是h广告,擦,这一定是那佛教广告部的人搞的鬼,唐唐暗骂。 “师父,你看,这邮件是如来佛祖发给你的!”悟空挤在唐唐的身边说道,一个十五寸笔记本电脑,已经被悟空霸占了一大半。 广告播完,突然跳出一窜字幕道:唐唐,我是你的老总如来佛祖,你写得路上遇到的苦难十分详尽,也让我十分的感动,你说要让悟空恢复法力的申请,我已经审核通过,不过,只给他返回一种法力,就是可以在天上飞来飞去,这个主要是为了方便他去化斋给你吃,你一路吃泡面我也十分的心酸。但是,你要让悟空不要高兴得太早,他没有筋斗云,只是能腾云而已,也方便他打天上的妖怪,本尊已经做了周密的设定,要让这天上刁横的妖怪来对付你们请你做好心理准备。 “悟空,好事儿啊,现在你可以腾云了!不过不是筋斗云……”唐唐还没说完,悟空已经翻了一个筋斗栽倒在地上。 “悟空,为师强调了多少遍了,叫你不要猴急,你不听!”唐唐已经开始生气了。 “男人要有一点定力!”唐唐又补充了一句道。 “那师父,我腾个云试一试!”悟空说着,已经腾到了空中。 悟空在空中鸟瞰了一会儿,旋即回来对唐唐说道:“师父,我们不要歇息了,快上路吧,前面就是高老庄了,到那里,我们就能见到八戒了,有八戒在一起当苦力,我们也要轻松得多。” 唐唐闻言,收了笔记本电脑,满心欢喜的上了马背,一路哼唱着《大悲咒》,打着鞭儿前行。 他们又行了一段路,唐唐突然遮手在额头前,向前一眺,对悟空说道:“悟空,若是我没有看错,前面的路中间坐着两个人。” 悟空仔细看了看回头道:“师父,你说得没错,的确是两个人,不是妖怪。” 唐唐打着鞭子道:“那我们快看看,他们坐在路中间做什么!” 唐唐走近那两个人,下了马,原来对坐的是一个和尚和一个道士。他们双闭紧闭,对掌在一起,像是在互传功力。 “檫,都说佛道不同家,这二人坐在大路中间,难道是基友,这么亲密?”悟空说道。 “莫忙,让为师上前去问一下子再说!”唐唐不慌不忙的说道,他笑呵呵走上前,对那和尚和道士施了个一佛礼道:“二位大师,你们在这路中音盘坐,难道是在传授功法,我只是想提醒你们这样是阻塞交通,你们还是让开一些,免得我那马儿不认人,踢伤了你们。” “我们是高老庄庄主请来的伏魔人,我们两个现在正在斗法,看谁的法力高强,就去那福陵山的云栈洞中降伏妖怪猪八贱!但是我们二人已经斗了很久,一直分不出胜负,所以没法去降伏那个妖怪。”那和尚开口说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十九章、春光灿烂猪八贱 中 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 悟空走上前,对那和尚和道士说道:“你们二人既然分不出一个高下,不如一起去擒那妖怪,这样子成功的机率或许要大一些。” 那道士却摆手道:“这怎么行,一个妖怪,两个人降伏,到时候不好分赏钱,而且那高老庄的庄主放话说,谁降伏了那妖怪,他便将他的女儿高翠兰许配给他!人家女孩儿家,总不能同侍两夫吧?” “唉,看样子难办,不如这样子吧,我飞到天上去,你们二人,谁先追到我,谁就是赢家,如何?”悟空说道。 那和尚和道士皆摆手道:“这腾云驾雾,乃是神仙的本事,我们二位,皆是凡人,怎么能和神仙比?” 唐唐做了一个阿弥陀佛说道:“二位大师何必要斗法这么麻烦,不如抓阄,谁抓到的,谁就去。” 那和尚和道士对视了一眼,心想这也比较公平,于是便答应了,可是唐唐却写了三个纸条儿,揉成团给他们抓,那和尚和道士不怎么明白,于是拱手问道:“这位朋友,我们就两个人去降魔,你为何要写三个纸条儿?” “不瞒二位,我唐唐也是一个懂得降妖伏魔的和尚,这降妖伏魔的大小事儿,缺了我就不行的!”唐唐说道。 那道士盯着唐唐,冷笑道:“我看你这齿白唇红的小白脸儿,是冲着那高老庄主的女儿高翠兰来的吧?不过我谅你也没有那个运气能抓到这个阄儿。” “别废话了,来,快来抓阄!”说罢,唐唐将那揉好的纸团儿丢到地上,“我给你们选择的权利,你们先选吧!” “我擦,昨天我买彩票都中了两千的人,今天居然什么也没有中?”那道士兵苦着脸叹道。 “唉,我也没有中,看来真的没有那个命!”那旁边的和尚摇头叹道。 唐唐一展开自己手中的纸条哈哈大笑:“居然被我唐唐抽中了,哈哈,我唐唐当然就却之不恭了!”其实他的所有的纸条儿上都是写的“不能去”,没想到这种小伎俩却蒙到了眼前这道士和这个和尚。 “唉,其实你不怎么清楚,那个妖怪的名号叫做猪八贱,贱得要命,你们去了,非被他折磨而死!”那个道士对唐唐嘲笑道,妄图用冷嘲热讽的方式,让唐唐止步。 悟空一挥手道:“如今那降妖已经是为师的事了,你们二位还是赶快滚吧!”那和尚被悟空咬牙切齿的一吓,连滚带爬的跑了。 唐唐望着他们的背影叹道:“‘猪八贱’,想不到几年不见,八戒居然混了这么一个蹉跎的名号。为师的颜面都快被他给丢尽了。” “人贱则无敌嘛,师弟他为了无敌一点,可以保守逼格,做一些贱逼的事儿!”悟空在一旁嘻嘻笑道。 “师父,我们现在是去那福陵山云栈洞降伏二师弟,还是要先去高老庄?”悟空又问道。 “如今八戒是妖怪,我们当然得去降伏,但是在这之前,我们还是先去一下高老庄,那庄主有的是钱儿,我们好去好好的敲诈他一番。”唐唐笑着说道。 悟空牵着马,舞着棍子往那高老庄赶,他边走边回头说道:“师父,我们不是不差钱用么,为何还要去敲诈人家?” “闲时备来寒时用,这一点你不懂啊?”唐唐语重心长的教诲道。 “可是师父,如果那如来佛祖怎么我们在路上诈骗别人,那岂不是连成佛的事儿都给吹了?”悟空担心的问道。 “你跟为师西游,早晚会修成善果成佛的,这一点我唐唐可以在这里为你打包票!”唐唐说道,“至于八戒和沙沙能不能成佛,我可不能保证。不过悟空,你若是要想成佛,就要凡事在为师的前面,哪怕是上刀山,下火海,你也得硬着头皮去闯。” “好说,好说,我乃是一个千年石猴,自小便练就了一身铜头铁骨,如今虽然没有变化之法,但是若让我来挡也,我也能行的!”悟空笑道。 他们二人说说笑笑,便来到了一个烟柳垂丝如画,小桥流水入景的小村子,这里便是高老庄了。 “师父,你看那里围着一群人,在看一个告示。”悟空往前面一指说道。 “让我下马去看看。”唐唐说着,走上前,拨开人群,挤上前一看,原来是一个悬赏通知,上面写着,若是谁能拿下猪八贱,就可以得到一千两黄金。当然这个奖金可能是广告宣传,实际上并没有这么多。 唐唐走上前去揭了榜文,拿到悟空的面前说道:“为师已经帮你揭了榜,你这就去降伏那妖怪,到时候好去领赏啊。” 悟空拿着捉拿八戒的榜文,仔细一看,笑了:“我檫,这八戒长得如此英俊挺,真是一个翩翩佳公子啊,这画师的功底也太好了吧?” “这图像不就是激光打印机打印出来的唐唐的相片么,难道我会不知道?”唐唐说道。 “咦,我怎么觉得和刚才我眼前走过的这个人比较相似?”唐唐突然说道。 “站住!”悟空纵身上前,用手将前面那个人的领子一提说道:“你是何人,难道你就是我的师弟猪八戒?” 那人生得一副贼眉鼠眼,怎么看都是一副挨打欠揍的样子,只见他一拱手说道:“两位大爷,饶恕我吧,我虽长相奸猾,但实际上却是好人,我叫高才,是这高老庄庄主的大管家。” “高大管家,真是失敬了,不知道你现在匆匆忙忙的要往哪里走呢?”唐唐施了一个佛礼,和气的问道。 高才苦着脸道:“我们庄主,有一个如花似玉的女儿叫高翠兰,前年招了一个能干活的夫婿,不想他是一个好吃懒做的妖怪,这妖怪吃喝拿骗,调戏美女,无恶心不作,自称猪八贱,拥有八种至贱无敌的逼格,无人敢惹,他被我们识破后,不敢待在这庄上,已经逃到那福陵山云栈洞里去了。庄主让我去请高人来擒拿那妖怪,没想到我请来的人全是一帮无用的饭桶,他们不是被那猪八贱打伤,打残,就是被那猪八贱打死了,所以无人敢去,我们庄主派我再去寻一个高人来降伏妖怪。” 悟空嘻嘻一笑道:“其实我就是高人啊,难道你没有看过来么?你尽管请我去,保管将那妖怪手到擒来。” 高才虽然不是以貌取人,但是一打量悟空这样子瘦得皮包骨头,身材又矮小,一副皮皮骨头,笑道:“你这个猴儿有什么本事,露一儿让我瞧瞧。” 悟空将金箍棒一立说道:“别的什么厉害我且不说,就单论我手中这个棍子,就可一横扫千军,撂倒一大片人。” “悟空,切勿吹嘘自己的实力啊,免得别人看不习惯。”唐唐又对高才道,“还劳烦管家引路,让我见见你们的庄主。” 高才果然将唐唐和悟空引到那庄主的客厅里,那庄主虽年过半百,却无一点衰老的模样。 “你们二位就是高管家请来的降妖伏魔的法师么?”那庄主将唐唐和悟空一扫问道。 唐唐回了一个礼,微微一笑道:“正是在下,其实我们降妖除魔也是很专业的,我有专业证书,这可是佛界盖了钢印的。” 高庄主点头道:“你们的文凭是足够的,但是实际能力法术我却没有见识过。” “其实,我是来谈条件的,只是来咨询一下,如果我们成功降魔,是否可以分到赏钱?你是否真的打算将女儿许配给我?”唐唐问道。 “赏钱我是绝对不会亏待你们的,只我女儿不知道肯不肯嫁给你!”那庄主对着悟空,十分为难的说道。 “不是我想做你的女婿,而是我的师父,难道我的师父不够帅,配不上你家的女儿?”悟空不满的问道。他帮唐唐说话,唐唐当然感激在心中。 那高庄主打量着唐唐,摇头叹道:“你师父是生得很有小白脸的气质,但是和那猪八贱,比起来,却是逊色几分。” “檫,八戒不可能比师父他老人家还帅,这还有没有天理啊?”悟空惊道。 高庄主如实说道:“那猪八贱曾给我说过,他上一次错投野猪胎,十分的丑陋,但这一次,他吸取了经验,选了一个帅气的男子投胎。所以才如此的是帅气。” 悟空又看了看猪八戒的画像,咬牙猴急的说道:“八戒他这么的帅,师父,你让我去打他还真有点下不下去手啊。我都有点和他搞基的念头了。” “这猪八贱凭借他的绝世容颜,倾倒过无数的女子,就连小女也对他恋恋不忘啊!老夫也实在是没有办法。”高庄主无奈的说道。 唐唐说道:“既然这八戒如些英俊帅气,已经成了你的贤婿,你为何还要赶他出门?即便是妖怪,你也可以驯化他,接纳他啊。” “我也是这么想啊,只是这妖怪吃喝嫖赌,五毒俱全,又懒得做事,成天在家里,打电子游戏,这种人,早晚得把我的家业败光。”高庄主叹道。 这时,一个病恹恹的女子走下楼来,她行如弱柳扶风,眉目含春,有着几分古典美女的姿色。这定是高庄主的女儿高翠兰了。 “父亲,我都说了多少次,叫你不要去请法师对付八贱,你不听,那八贱可是天上的天神,岂是凡间的几个道士和尚能对付得了的?”高翠兰说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十八章、春光灿烂猪八戒 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐走到黑风怪和悟空面前,做了一个阿弥陀佛,怒道:“你们两个闹够了没有,我的紧箍咒已经停念了近两刻钟了,你们两个还一直在地上打滚,难道是想赖着人家?” 黑风怪这才和悟空拍着身上的泥土,站起身来。悟空一拱手道:“师父,你这紧箍圈是在哪个公司定制的,怎么这么多,给我了一个,自己还留了一个来收拾这熊瞎子!” 唐唐对悟空笑了笑:“这东西可不是我的,是观音菩萨送给我的!” 黑风怪摸了摸头上的紧箍圈,叹道:“我黑风也算是服了,以前一直认为厉害的人都能敢打敢拼,会功夫拳脚,如今一看,你唐唐这口头说教也修炼得如此厉害,真心的佩服啊!” “唐唐大师,请受我一拜,收我为徒吧,我愿竭力护送你到西天取经!”黑风怪突然跪在地上恳求道。 唐唐躬身去扶,说道:“快起来,不必这么多礼,我如今有一个徒弟悟空,你还是回去找其它工作吧,这取经的生活不适合你!” “怎么不适合我,再怎么说,我也是一个摩顶受戒的尚,这猴儿这么黄皮寡廋的,都跟着你,也饿不死他,何况我身体这么夯实?”黑风怪攥紧拳头,怒目圆睁着问道。 唐唐生怕那黑熊怪打他,一下子闪到悟空的身,对黑风怪道:“你莫过来,你没见那观世音菩萨正盯着你么?” 那黑风怪也不理会唐唐,一拳揍在唐唐的脸上,原来那悟空身材矮小,根本无法挡住黑风怪,所以唐唐被这一拳,打得鼻青脸肿。 这时,观世音菩萨走了进了,那洞中的大小妖怪尽皆让了道,唐唐一把扑上前,抱住观世音菩萨的腿说道:“菩萨,你来得正好,这黑风怪蛮横无礼,你可要救救人家!” “快起来,不要抱得这么紧,本尊的裙子都快要被你扯掉了!”观世音菩萨提了提裙子,尴尬的说道,可没想到唐唐竟然无耻的不敢松开手。 观世音菩萨这才念了一个紧箍咒,让那黑风怪倒在地上。可这一次悟空却没有倒地。 那黑风怪抱头呻吟,却怒目盯着观世音菩萨:“我不服!” “为何不服?”观世音菩萨盈盈一笑问道。 “为何这紧箍咒对我黑风有效,对那孙猴儿没有效用?”黑风怪伏在地上问道。 观世音菩萨一抬兰花指,手托羊脂白玉净瓶,说道:“这佛家的法术,有通用的,也有私用的,我用私用的法术来降你,难道你还不服气?” 黑风怪连连点头道:“服了,服了,在下服了,我愿为菩萨端茶递水,擦澡搓背,端屎尿盆子……” “打住,这你样子说好像本尊是一个没有手脚的废人!”观世音菩萨一抬手道,“这样子吧,本尊南海落伽山后山紫竹林缺少一个管园子的人,本尊看你长得壮实,想雇佣你去当保安,工资一千五,包吃住,要不要去?” “檫,一千五一个月,这也太寒酸了吧!这是打发一条狗啊,可我是只狗熊。”黑风怪嘀咕道。 “这个没有条件可以讲,即使不能你工资,你也得去做!不然我去南海人才市场去转一圈,那里有更便宜的劳动力……”观世音菩萨说着又要念紧箍咒咒。 “我去,我去,你莫念了!”黑风怪连连摆手说道。 唐唐见观世音菩萨降伏了妖怪,连忙起身道贺,施了一个佛礼说道:“菩萨,那山下的李夫人是你变的吧!其实我早就看出来了。” 观世音菩萨笑道:“唐唐,我只是看你有没有色心,经不经得起考验!没想到你定力倒还是有的,不过,只是太贪财而已,以后记得要改。” “我明白了,观世音菩萨,弟子谨记你的教诲!”唐唐双手合十,毕恭毕敬地说道。 观世音菩萨微曲兰花指,掐指一算说道:“唐唐,如果本尊算得不错,下一难,你就要碰到你的徒弟猪八戒了,那呆子虽然贪财好色,但心性憨直,你可不要为难他。” “那八戒他可认识我?”唐唐问道。 “八戒在佛界研发部当主管搞出了乱子,被贬入凡间,再投猪胎,在孟婆那里喝了忘魂汤,当然不认识你了!不过本尊已经给他说过,让他跟着一个骑着白马,齿白唇红,面如冠玉的男子一起去取经,方能将功赎过,修成正果,他一口答应了。本尊就不多说了,唐唐,悟空,你们还是趁早上路吧!” 唐唐别了观世音菩萨,菩萨携着黑风怪一路向南,驾云而去,唐唐和悟空,便一路向西。 这一路行来,天气凉爽,又行了半个月,一路山道平直,涧水清澈,唐唐和悟空心情极好。 “悟空,为师这一路上想,写一本自传,取名叫《一路向西》如何?”唐唐坐在马背上,对行在前面东盯西望的悟空说道。 悟空摆手道:“不好,不好,师父,这书人家早就出版了,而且已经改成了电影,那尺度大得让人不敢直视!” 唐唐很是好奇,说道:“悟空,这一路西行,若是碰到了电影院,你可要提醒一下为师哦,为师一点要好好看看,参考一下这个题材,再写一本《一路向西》!” “这个嘛……”,悟空扛着金箍棒,立在风中,很是凌乱无语。 “悟空,为师累了,想就地歇息一下,顺便上一会儿网!”唐唐说道。 悟空呵呵一笑:“我就知道师父的网瘾比我大,难怪从大唐出发,一直带着这笔记本电脑,我只是玩玩游戏而已,没想到师父有时还光着膀子和美女视频对聊。” “悟空,你这就说得不对了,那一段时间不是天气很热么,这一路上又没有人家安装空调。”唐唐辩解道:“我视频的对像可是那白领骨干精英,称白骨精,长相漂亮且不说,关键是十分的气质,标准的ol。” “唉,这无线网卡很烧钱啊,只能看看新闻邮件,不能玩游戏了,流量伤不起啊!”唐唐摇头叹道。 “咦,师父,你的邮箱在闪哦!”悟空说道。 “檫,我已经开启了广告拦截,这一半年没收到任何的电子邮件,这邮件是谁发的?”唐唐激动的用鼠标一点。 唐唐打开一看,那邮件佛光晃眼,原来是h广告,擦,这一定是那佛教广告部的人搞的鬼,唐唐暗骂。 “师父,你看,这邮件是如来佛祖发给你的!”悟空挤在唐唐的身边说道,一个十五寸笔记本电脑,已经被悟空霸占了一大半。 广告播完,突然跳出一窜字幕道:唐唐,我是你的老总如来佛祖,你写的取经路上遇到的苦难,十分详尽,也让我十分的感动,你说要让悟空恢复法力的申请,我已经审核通过,不过,只给他返回一种法力,就是可以在天上飞来飞去,这个主要是为了方便他去化斋给你吃,你一路吃泡面我也十分的心酸。但是,你要让悟空不要高兴得太早,他没有筋斗云,只是能腾云而已,也方便他打天上的妖怪,本尊已经做了周密的设定,要让这天上刁横的妖怪来对付你们请你做好心理准备。 “悟空,好事儿啊,现在你可以腾云了!不过不是筋斗云……”唐唐还没说完,悟空已经翻了一个筋斗栽倒在地上。 “师父,你为何不早点说?”悟空揉着脑袋说道。 “悟空,为师强调了多少遍了,叫你不要猴急,你不听!”唐唐已经开始生气了。 “男人要有一点定力!”唐唐又补充了一句道。 “那师父,我腾个云试一试!”悟空说着,已经腾到了空中。 悟空在空中鸟瞰了一会儿,旋即回来对唐唐说道:“师父,我们不要歇息了,快上路吧,前面就是高老庄了,到那里,我们就能见到八戒了,有八戒在一起当苦力,我们也要轻松得多。” 唐唐闻言,收了笔记本电脑,满心欢喜的上了马背,一路哼唱着《大悲咒》,打着鞭儿前行。 他们又行了一段路,唐唐突然遮手在额头前,向前一眺,对悟空说道:“悟空,若是我没有看错,前面的路中间坐着两个人。” 悟空仔细看了看回头道:“师父,你说得没错,的确是两个人,不是妖怪。” 唐唐打着鞭子道:“那我们快看看,他们坐在路中间做什么!” 唐唐走近那两个人,下了马,原来对坐的是一个和尚和一个道士。他们双闭紧闭,对掌在一起,像是在互传功力。 “檫,都说佛道不同家,这二人坐在大路中间,难道是基友,这么亲密?”悟空说道。 “莫忙,让为师上前去问一下子再说!”唐唐不慌不忙的说道,他笑呵呵走上前,对那和尚和道士施了个一佛礼道:“二位大师,你们在这路中音盘坐,难道是在传授功法,我只是想提醒你们这样是阻塞交通,你们还是让开一些,免得我那马儿不认人,踢伤了你们。” “我们是高老庄庄主请来的伏魔人,我们两个现在正在斗法,看谁的法力高强,就去那福陵山的云栈洞中降伏妖怪猪八贱!但是我们二人已经斗了很久,一直分不出胜负,所以没法去降伏那个妖怪。”那和尚开口说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第三十九章、春光灿烂猪八戒 中 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 悟空走上前,对那和尚和道士说道:“你们二人既然分不出一个高下,不如一起去擒那妖怪,这样子成功的机率或许要大一些。” 那道士却摆手道:“这怎么行,一个妖怪,两个人降伏,到时候不好分赏钱,而且那高老庄的庄主放话说,谁降伏了那妖怪,他便将他的女儿高翠兰许配给他!人家女孩儿家,总不能同侍两夫吧?” “唉,看样子难办,不如这样子吧,我飞到天上去,你们二人,谁先追到我,谁就是赢家,如何?”悟空说道。 那和尚和道士皆摆手道:“这腾云驾雾,乃是神仙的本事,我们二位,皆是凡人,怎么能和神仙比?” 唐唐做了一个阿弥陀佛说道:“二位大师何必要斗法这么麻烦,不如抓阄,谁抓到的,谁就去。” 那和尚和道士对视了一眼,心想这也比较公平,于是便答应了,可是唐唐却写了三个纸条儿,揉成团给他们抓,那和尚和道士不怎么明白,于是拱手问道:“这位朋友,我们就两个人去降魔,你为何要写三个纸条儿?” “不瞒二位,我唐唐也是一个懂得降妖伏魔的和尚,这降妖伏魔的大小事儿,缺了我就不行的!”唐唐说道。 那道士盯着唐唐,冷笑道:“我看你这齿白唇红的小白脸儿,是冲着那高老庄主的女儿高翠兰来的吧?不过我谅你也没有那个运气能抓到这个阄儿。” “别废话了,来,快来抓阄!”说罢,唐唐将那揉好的纸团儿丢到地上,“我给你们选择的权利,你们先选吧!” “我擦,昨天我买彩票都中了两千的人,今天居然什么也没有中?”那道士兵苦着脸叹道。 “唉,我也没有中,看来真的没有那个命!”那旁边的和尚摇头叹道。 唐唐一展开自己手中的纸条哈哈大笑:“居然被我唐唐抽中了,哈哈,我唐唐当然就却之不恭了!”其实他的所有的纸条儿上都是写的“不能去”,没想到这种小伎俩却蒙到了眼前这道士和这个和尚。 “唉,其实你不怎么清楚,那个妖怪的名号叫做猪八贱,贱得要命,你们去了,非被他折磨而死!”那个道士对唐唐嘲笑道,妄图用冷嘲热讽的方式,让唐唐止步。 悟空一挥手道:“如今那降妖已经是我师父的事了,你们二位还是赶快滚吧!”那和尚和那道士被悟空咬牙切齿的一吓,连滚带爬的跑了。 唐唐望着他们的背影叹道:“‘猪八贱’,想不到几年不见,八戒居然混了这么一个蹉跎的名号。为师的颜面都快被他给丢尽了。” “人贱则无敌嘛,师弟他为了无敌一点,可以保守逼格,做一些贱逼的事儿!”悟空在一旁嘻嘻笑道。 “师父,我们现在是去那福陵山云栈洞降伏二师弟,还是要先去高老庄?”悟空又问道。 “如今八戒是妖怪,我们当然得去降伏,但是在这之前,我们还是先去一下高老庄,那庄主有的是钱儿,我们好去好好的敲诈他一番。”唐唐笑着说道。 悟空牵着马,舞着棍子往那高老庄赶,他边走边回头说道:“师父,我们不是不差钱用么,为何还要去敲诈人家?” “闲时备来寒时用,这一点你不懂啊?”唐唐语重心长的教诲道。 “可是师父,如果那如来佛祖怎么我们在路上诈骗别人,那岂不是连成佛的事儿都给吹了?”悟空担心的问道。 “你跟为师西游,早晚会修成善果成佛的,这一点我唐唐可以在这里为你打包票!”唐唐说道,“至于八戒和沙沙能不能成佛,我可不能保证。不过悟空,你若是要想成佛,就要凡事在为师的前面,哪怕是上刀山,下火海,你也得硬着头皮去闯。” “好说,好说,我乃是一个千年石猴,自小便练就了一身铜头铁骨,如今虽然没有变化之法,但是若让我来挡也,我也能行的!”悟空笑道。 他们二人说说笑笑,便来到了一个烟柳垂丝如画,小桥流水入景的小村子,这里便是高老庄了。 “师父,你看那里围着一群人,在看一个告示。”悟空往前面一指说道。 “让我下马去看看。”唐唐说着,走上前,拨开人群,挤上前一看,原来是一个悬赏通知,上面写着,若是谁能拿下猪八贱,就可以得到一千两黄金。当然这个奖金可能是广告宣传,实际上并没有这么多。 唐唐走上前去揭了榜文,拿到悟空的面前说道:“为师已经帮你揭了榜,你这就去降伏那妖怪,到时候好去领赏啊。” 悟空拿着捉拿八戒的榜文,仔细一看,笑了:“我檫,这八戒长得如此英俊挺,真是一个翩翩佳公子啊,这画师的功底也太好了吧?” “这图像不就是激光打印机打印出来的唐唐的相片么,难道我会不知道?”唐唐说道。 “咦,我怎么觉得和刚才我眼前走过的这个人比较相似?”唐唐突然说道。 “站住!”悟空纵身上前,用手将前面那个人的领子一提说道:“你是何人,难道你就是我的师弟猪八戒?” 那人生得一副贼眉鼠眼,怎么看都是一副挨打欠揍的样子,只见他一拱手说道:“两位大爷,饶恕我吧,我虽长相奸猾,但实际上却是好人,我叫高才,是这高老庄庄主的大管家。” “高大管家,真是失敬了,不知道你现在匆匆忙忙的要往哪里走呢?”唐唐施了一个佛礼,和气的问道。 高才苦着脸道:“我们庄主,有一个如花似玉的女儿叫高翠兰,前年招了一个能干活的夫婿,不想他是一个好吃懒做的妖怪,这妖怪吃喝拿骗,调戏美女,无恶心不作,自称猪八贱,拥有八种至贱无敌的逼格,无人敢惹,他被我们识破后,不敢待在这庄上,已经逃到那福陵山云栈洞里去了。庄主让我去请高人来擒拿那妖怪,没想到我请来的人全是一帮无用的饭桶,他们不是被那猪八贱打伤,打残,就是被那猪八贱打死了,所以无人敢去,我们庄主派我再去寻一个高人来降伏妖怪。” 悟空嘻嘻一笑道:“其实我就是高人啊,难道你没有看过来么?你尽管请我去,保管将那妖怪手到擒来。” 高才虽然不是以貌取人,但是一打量悟空这样子瘦得皮包骨头,身材又矮小,一副皮皮骨头,笑道:“你这个猴儿有什么本事,露一招儿让我瞧瞧。” 悟空将金箍棒一立说道:“别的什么厉害我且不说,就单论我手中这个棍子,就可一横扫千军,撂倒一大片人。” “悟空,切勿吹嘘自己的实力啊,免得别人看不习惯。”唐唐又对高才道,“还劳烦管家引路,让我见见你们的庄主。” 高才果然将唐唐和悟空引到那庄主的客厅里,那庄主虽年过半百,却无一点衰老的模样。 “你们二位就是高管家请来的降妖伏魔的法师么?”那庄主将唐唐和悟空一扫问道。 唐唐回了一个礼,微微一笑道:“正是在下,其实我们降妖除魔也是很专业的,我有专业证书,这可是佛界盖了钢印的。” 高庄主点头道:“你们的文凭是足够的,但是实际能力法术我却没有见识过。” “其实,我是来谈条件的,只是来咨询一下,如果我们成功降魔,是否可以分到赏钱?你是否真的打算将女儿许配给我?”唐唐问道。 “赏钱我是绝对不会亏待你们的,只我女儿不知道肯不肯嫁给你!”那庄主对着悟空,十分为难的说道。 “不是我想做你的女婿,而是我的师父,难道我的师父不够帅,配不上你家的女儿?”悟空不满的问道。他帮唐唐说话,唐唐当然感激在心中。 那高庄主打量着唐唐,摇头叹道:“你师父是生得很有小白脸的气质,但是和那猪八贱,比起来,却是逊色几分。” “檫,八戒不可能比师父他老人家还帅,这还有没有天理啊?”悟空惊道。 高庄主如实说道:“那猪八贱曾给我说过,他上一次错投野猪胎,十分的丑陋,但这一次,他吸取了经验,选了一个帅气的男子投胎。所以才如此的是帅气。” 悟空又看了看猪八戒的画像,咬牙猴急的说道:“八戒他这么的帅,师父,你让我去打他还真有点下不下去手啊。我都有点和他搞基的念头了。” “这猪八贱凭借他的绝世容颜,倾倒过无数的女子,就连我家小女也对他恋恋不忘啊!老夫也实在是没有办法。”高庄主无奈的说道。 唐唐说道:“既然这八戒如些英俊帅气,已经成了你的贤婿,你为何还要赶他出门?即便是妖怪,你也可以驯化他,接纳他啊。” “我也是这么想啊,只是这妖怪吃喝嫖赌,五毒俱全,又懒得做事,成天在家里,打电子游戏,这种人,早晚得把我的家业败光。”高庄主叹道。 这时,一个病恹恹的女子走下楼来,她行如弱柳扶风,眉目含春,有着几分古典美女的姿色。这定是高庄主的女儿高翠兰了。 “父亲,我都说了多少次,叫你不要去请法师对付八贱,你不听,那八贱可是天上的天神,岂是凡间的几个道士和尚能对付得了的?”高翠兰说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十章、春光灿烂猪八戒 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “师父,我这就去把那呆子捉来,让你老人家给他摩顶受戒,让他莫再害人了!”悟空一拄金箍棒,对唐唐说道。 “二位长老莫慌,先吃了饭,填饱了肚子再去打怪也不迟啊!这妖怪就住在福陵山云栈洞,门牌号我都记得清楚,也算是有根有户的妖怪,难道还怕他跑了不成?”那高庄主扯着悟空的衫子说道。 悟空用毛茸茸的手挠着耳朵对唐唐笑道:“师父,你说这么多年了,那八戒不知道还认不认识我?” 唐唐白了悟空一眼,叹道:“悟空,你不要想东想西的,只要到时候见了八戒不要挨八戒的打就是了,听外界传闻说他和那霓裳仙子修炼《玉女心经》被贬谪下凡,不知道这是不是真的,反正他现在厉害了得,你可能不是他的对手,你要谨记师言,不要轻视人家!” “师父,我懂,我懂,你老人家莫罗里吧嗦的了,我老孙去也!”说吧,悟空腾了一个筋斗云,纵向空中,眨眼消失得无影无踪。 高庄主望着空中,捋须笑道:“你徒弟果真了得,真是一个来无影去无踪的神仙啊!” 唐唐点头笑了:“这猴子会腾云,和鸭子会凫水是一样的,有什么大惊小怪的,我唐唐当年是旃檀功德佛的时候,为了向诸佛展示佛法高深,还经常练习用双手倒立着走路哩!” 高庄主呆望着唐唐,瞬间被他雷人的言语给石化了,愣了片刻说道:“高僧,我们还是到屋里慢聊吧,前日,有一乌巢阐师经过本庄,想传一本佛教的《般若波罗蜜多心经》给我,我说《般若波罗蜜多心经》没有《玉女心经》厉害,他气得吐血三升。然后驾着七彩莲花,腾着云离开,想必他是神人!” “什么?你是说会飞的莲花台吧?用现在人口中的话讲,是叫ufo,不明飞行物,你怎么不把这个事写成新闻寄给报社,或许还有稿酬啊,真是可惜了!可那乌巢禅师是神还是妖怪,这个很难说呀!不过庄主不用担心,我唐唐有镜,专门鉴定妖怪真伪的。我现在的真实身份是一名鉴妖师。”唐唐颇带着几分自豪说道。 “那请问鉴妖师和鉴黄师有什么区别?”高庄主满腹疑云,盯着唐唐问道。 “这……”唐唐支吾着答不上来,这一次换做唐唐被高庄主给雷倒了。 却说悟空腾云上天,不认云上之路,猛飞乱窜,又因为丛云遮眼,雾遮云绕,看不清楚,突然撞到一个山壁上,又像一只苍蝇一样乱窜着坠落在地上,十分的狼狈不堪。 “摔死老子了。”悟空拍打着身上的灰尘说道。 他又仰头一看,“我檫,这山也太高了吧?似乎比珠峰还要高出很多啊!是那个山神守的这山,也不出来通报一声?真是无语。”悟空望着那耸峙入云的山岭,愤怒的骂道。 这时,悟空又看了一条黑色的古老栈道,一直绵延向上修建,直入云中,大惊:“难道这就是传说中的登天之路?我且上去看看!” 想到这里,悟空也顾不得浑身的疼痛,提着金箍棒,拾阶而上,延着那栈道向上爬去。 悟空也不知道爬了多久,前面还是一片迷茫的云雾,心中暗想:“这个地方莫非是通向那南天门的?” 他正想着,却又撞到了一个石碑,他一摸额头,一片鲜红,大惊:“我这脑袋,刀剑莫想伤,咋个这么轻轻一撞就流血了?” 但悟空仔细一看,原来是那碑文掉漆了,只见那碑文上竖着写着六个大字“福陵山云栈洞?” “呵呵,原来这就是那呆子住的地方?哈哈,这么多年不来,居然改道了,不过终于被我寻到了,我且进去看看。”悟空将金箍棒一拄地,笑着自语道。 “哈哈,八贱,快来抓我啊!”一个女子的轻笑。 “八贱,你人生得挺帅,可是为何和猪一样笨,呆头呆脑的,哈哈,真可爱!”另一个女子轻笑道。 “没办法,我八贱见了美人儿,手脚就变拙了,我虽然天生驽钝心性拙,但是我八贱怎么说也是风月场上的高手,你瞧瞧,不然怎么和你们七大美人玩儿?”那呆子憨笑道,向那美人扑了过去。 悟空仔细一看,八戒居然用黑纱蒙着眼睛,和七大美人儿在玩瞎子摸象。这七个美人儿穿着红衣、青衣、素衣、皂衣、紫衣、黄衣、绿衣,花花绿绿,美若娇花。 不过以悟空多年的经验来看,这七大美人儿也只是红粉骷髅,都是一些妖怪。 “八戒,师父唐唐让我来找你,叫你到西天取经成佛,你到底是去,还是不去?”悟空也不进门去,只是立在洞门前,手中抱着金箍棒,嘻嘻笑着说道。 八戒解开黑纱,瞪着悟空说道:“哪里来的猴子,好不识趣,没见我正和这些美人儿玩瞎子摸象么?玩得正爽,你却说一些莫名其妙的话,我要纠正一下,本帅哥叫八贱,不叫八戒!” “擦,看来你也是被那孟婆的忘魂汤给灌糊涂了,连自己是哪个也不知道了!”悟空气恼的说道。不过,那摘下黑纱的八戒还真有点帅气,明显比当年玉帝年轻时帅多了。 “你看,我八贱现在这么帅,可以用脸吃饭了,难道还用得着到西天去取经么?”八戒拿出一面镜子,照了照自己的脸说道。 “可是这是如来佛祖和观世音菩萨的意思,难道你敢不从?”悟空无计说服八戒,只能用上司来压他了。 “少给我扯那两对狗男女,他对我现在的生活是羡慕、嫉妒、恨才这么做的,你看,我现在坐拥七个美人,谁看了不羡慕、嫉妒、恨?”八戒振振有词的说道。 悟空一指自己的鼻子道:“我老孙就不羡慕你这种生活!” 八戒哈哈笑道:“那是因为你是一个死太监!” 悟空一惊:“我是太监,这事儿你也知道?” “当然知道,当年你在花果子占山当土匪的日子,那些猴儿们不是口口声声的唤你‘九千岁’么,你还敢抵赖,你不是太监?”八戒笑道。 悟空被八戒当面戳穿,心中气恼,而八戒周围的美人儿一个个都望着他掩口而笑。 悟空道:“八戒,瞧瞧,你现在是什么个样子,都被这一帮坏女孩儿带坏了!” 悟空这么一说,显然是让那七个美人儿生气了,其中一个绿衣美人儿上前说道:“我们可都是出身名门的富家女,哪里像你这个寒酸的穷小伙儿!我们是西王母的女儿,名唤七仙女!” “我哪里寒酸?”悟空不解道。 “出来泡妹子怎么也要像八贱这样打扮得油头粉脸的,像个花花公子,你瞧,你现在套着一个包臀的虎皮裙儿,不男不女,像个什么?”绿衣美人儿嘲笑道。 “就是,就是,美人儿,你说得也太对了!”八戒搂着那绿衣美人儿亲了一口道。 “讨厌,你又占人家的便宜,你都把我们姐妹带坏了!”绿衣美人儿一把将八戒推开,娇嗔道。 八戒却厚颜无耻的凑上前去,说道:“美人儿,我觉得这猴儿跑来搅扰了我们的雅兴,你看怎么办才好?” 绿衣美人儿盯了一眼悟空,对八戒道:“那还用得着说,一个字‘扁’他!” 八戒憨憨傻傻的笑着点头道:“美人儿,我懂,将这猴儿赶走了,我们再好好的快活,好么?” 那绿衣美人儿一拂袖,伸出纤葱玉指,一按八戒的脑袋道:“死鬼,你又在动歪脑筋了!” 八戒也没有什么兵器,赤手空拳的冲到悟空的面前,被悟空先下手为强,一棍子打倒在地上,身子瘫软得像个醉八仙儿似的,不再起身,心中恨笑,你这猴儿打得好,当时候我告到法院好好敲诈你一笔。 “夫君,夫君,你怎么了,没事吧?”七仙女见八戒被打,一个个上前来扶。 八戒傻傻笑了笑,给她们一个眼色道:“你们不会眼睁睁看着自己的男人被别的男人欺负吧?” 七仙女握着粉拳,一窝蜂的向悟空拥来,给悟空一阵粉拳乱捧,悟空抱着脑袋,哪里敢还手,口中直念叨道:“你们莫打,好男不跟女斗!” 可没想到,那七仙女虽然貌美,但一个个都是心性歹毒的女子,一个个打的打脸,揪的揪耳朵,咬的咬屁股,把悟空打哭了。悟空只得提起金箍棒,逃出洞外,一纵身腾云逃了。 却说唐唐正在高庄主的房中谈论《玉女心经》和《般若波罗蜜多心经》哪一种更厉害,见悟空哭着回来,大吃一惊。 “悟空,你看你眼睛都哭红了,是不是那妖怪卑鄙,撒辣椒粉了啊?”唐唐急步上着,扶着司空,关切的问道。 悟空摆手道:“不是,我今天去被一帮女人给欺负了!” “檫,女人还不好对付,你可以扯她们的辫子,抓她们的脸,如果实在不行,就袭胸!”唐唐在一旁给悟空支招。 悟空摇头道:“不行啊,我悟空是石头生出来的孩子,自小没有吃过一口奶,所以怕的就是她们的胸器,只要她们的胸器在我眼前一摇摆,我的头都晕了!” “哎,可怜的孩子,都是为师不好,你跟了我这么多年,我却不曾教过你‘抓奶龙抓手’!”唐唐叹道,“看来这降妖伏魔的事儿,还要我唐唐亲自去做!” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十一章、人要成名,猪要壮 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “师父,你真个要一个人前去降伏八戒?那八戒可是一只野猪精,皮糙肉厚,惹毛了,还会咬人的哦!”悟空跟在唐唐身后,嬉皮笑脸的说道。 “你这猴儿,真是性情无常,刚才还像死了爹娘一般哭丧着脸,为何现在又这般的高兴?为师倒是想去找八戒,可是又不敢用电子导航,现在的电子导航一条直路要绕出十条路来,到时候找到 八戒,如来佛祖都老了!”唐唐皱眉说道。 “师父莫用担心,我这就去给你雇一个车子去!”说罢,悟空便驾着莲云而去。 唐唐一个人在荒山里坐等了很久,却不见悟空回来,心中暗想,这悟空定是又放了他的鸽子,于是气恼的破口大骂:“@¥@¥@!” 这时,天上掉了一些东西下来,落在唐唐的头发上,唐唐伸手去接:“我擦,居然是瓜子壳,谁在老子头上面嗑瓜子,给老子下来!” 那人却不说话,继续磕瓜子。他坐着一朵七彩莲朵,看下去十分的潇洒自在,看来不是神,便也算得上菩萨。 “你不觉得你不说话,是对人不尊重,不礼貌么?”唐唐呵斥道。 “可是你对我说了话,却也不是很礼貌!”那人冷笑一声,复而望了唐唐一眼,说道,“莫忙,让我把最后的瓜子磕光了再说!” 唐唐一伸手说道:“那拿来,给我磕一把瓜子!我们先前的事儿,就既往不咎!” 那人果然降了莲云,落在唐唐面前,抓了一把瓜子给他。 “这瓜子真香,哪个集市上买的,多少钱一斤?”唐唐边嗑瓜子边问道。 “这是喜宴上的瓜子,董永和那七仙女中最成熟的那个红儿大婚,我去蹭了一回座,捡了一个便宜!”那人说道。 “董永不是要娶那七仙女中最小的紫儿么?”唐唐问道,因为这个有点不符合逻辑设定啊。 “紫儿念上了猪八戒!就是玉帝,也没有办法!所以他以八戒和霓裳仙子偷练《玉女心经》为借口,贬谪他下凡!没想到八戒到了凡界,依然坐拥三妻六妾,旧情不断。唉,不怪别的,就怪 八戒生得太帅了!”那人叹道。 唐唐这才认真的打量那人,只见他一身黑衣,像死神一般,但是背上却背着一对翅膀,于是惊道:“你……你原来是一个鸟人!” “请不要叫我鸟人,叫我鸟神,我以前叫扑街的小菜鸟,那是笔名,其实我是乌巢禅师!”那人施了一个佛礼,对唐唐说道。 “我可不管你叫什么''无操绕尸'',我只是看不习惯,你既然有了一对翅膀,又有飞行坐驾,这不是装逼装土豪么,让我唐唐好生羡慕嫉妒!”唐唐说道。 “哪个规定有了翅膀就不能有坐驾,难道你没有玩过网游么?比如《街机西游》。”乌巢禅师笑道。 唐唐指着那七彩莲云说道:“既然你有翅膀,那就把坐驾借给我用吧!” 乌巢禅师朗笑一声,问道:“你要去哪儿,我看看,我们同不同路,若是顺路,我可以载你一程!” “我去福陵山云栈洞!”唐唐想了想说道。 “那你上来吧,我载你一起去!”乌巢禅师笑着给唐唐挪了一个空位。唐唐踏上莲坐,在乌巢禅师的对面坐下。乌巢禅师极娴熟的将那莲花座升到空中。 “唉,去那云栈洞还要一段时间,不如我们二人来玩一点什么,打发一下时间?”乌巢禅师闲得慌,对唐唐提议道。 唐唐看了看乌巢禅师色眯眯的眼神,慌得差点从莲坐上跌了下去,幸好被乌巢禅师眼疾手快,一把抓住。唐唐惊慌的一把将那乌巢禅师一把推开道:“你要干什么?两个大男人,光天化日之 下,难道要搞基?” 乌巢禅师摆手道:“呵呵,你可别误会了,我是想说趁着闲时,斗两局地主如何?” “两个人,怎么斗地主?”唐唐问道。 “二人地主,难道你没有玩过?”乌巢禅师问道。 “玩过,玩过。”唐唐连连点头。 “玩过你还tmd问,不是找抽么?”乌巢禅师假意一扬手要打唐唐,结果伸手摸了一盒副崭新的扑克牌来。 “咦,这扑克牌大王和小王都不是如来佛祖,而是燃灯佛祖。”唐唐摸了一手扑克牌在手中,惊讶地问道。 “哈哈,唐唐,你暴露了你摸的牌了!燃灯佛祖是如来佛祖的师父,他当然要在前面。”乌巢禅师笑道。 唐唐心中暗笑道,老子会透视,你那一手牌早被我看光了,哈哈。 乌巢禅师正欲出牌,却被唐唐按住了手,说道:"莫忙出牌,我们还没有说好赌什么东西。我们赌钱如何?" 鸟巢禅师摇了摇头道:“钱乃是万恶的根源,你我都是修佛的人,谈钱真是太俗了。”他打量着唐唐光鲜亮丽的袈裟说道:“不如我们赌衣服如何?” 唐唐十分乐意的点了点头,对于他来说,反正只是玩玩,赌什么其实都无所谓了。 七彩莲云在空中悠悠飞了很久,那鸟巢禅师想赢唐唐,却被输了一个精光,最后只有裤衩了。 唐唐呵呵一笑:“怎么?还要不要赌啊?” “不赌了,我把这个东西给你,你给我还一条裤子回来!”说着,乌巢禅师拿了一本经书递到唐唐的手中,唐唐仔细一看,念道:“般——若——波——罗——蜜——心——经,这书有什 么?” “不说,不说是吧,我可从这高空扔下去了哦!”唐唐却不认货,要把《般若波罗蜜心经》从空中扔下去。 乌巢禅师慌忙摆手说道:“啊,扔不得,扔不得,这书可以助你降妖除魔,十分牛逼,非常厉害,用处大着哩!” “哦?怎么个厉害法?”唐唐问道。 “凡是见了人念了这《般若波罗蜜心经》,男人便会,手脚抽筋,风湿麻木,外加口吐白沫,女人便会,浑身酥软,欲仙欲死!”乌巢禅师解说道。 说罢,那乌巢禅师起身,站在七彩莲云上,要往下面跳,唐唐扯着他问道:“你要到哪里去?为何不同我去云栈洞。” 乌巢禅师摸了摸光着的膀子,尴尬的说道:“回去找一件衣服穿了再来,免得被这天风吹感冒了。” 唐唐也不拦他,任那乌巢禅师拍打着翅膀远去,一个人坐在莲云中,悠哉乐哉。他一看手中的《般若波罗蜜心经》,呵呵一笑,这下子,应该派得上大用场了。 可是没想到好景不长,那乌巢禅师一走,唐唐座下的七彩莲云很快就散开了,唐唐从空中坠落,跌了个狗吃死。 “哇,好纯情的书生,居然从天而降!”几个女子围着堂堂,花痴一般指指点点,说道。 唐唐见了女人,一时心慌,用那《般若波罗蜜心经》盖着脸,躺在地上,一动不动。 “你们吵吵嚷嚷的闹什么,难道他有我帅?”八戒笑嘻嘻走过来说道。原来围观唐唐的正是那七仙女,如今只有六个,红儿回去成婚去了。 “八戒,我是你师父唐唐啊,你可真是让为师想死了!”唐唐起身,一把搂着八戒说道。 六个仙女都十分不满的瞪着八戒道:“八戒,原来你竟然有这种性倾向!”说着,都不理八戒,一个个自顾着远去。 八戒一把推开唐唐道:“你是何人,居然敢陷害我!离间我身边的女人,你不认识我,为何要装着认识,最后一次,告诉你我叫八贱,不叫八戒!” “八戒,那观世音菩萨没有劝你跟一个叫唐唐的和尚去西天取经成佛么?”唐唐问道。 “有是有过,那是她许诺做我小老婆我才答应的,可是这是一个玩笑,你认为我会当真?”八戒笑道,“何况我现在这么帅,是可以靠脸吃饭的人了,干嘛还不辞辛劳,远涉西天取经?” 唐唐严肃教诲道:“这一点你都没有想通,真是枉来人世了,你的口头禅为师还记得,好像是‘人要成名,猪要壮’,我们到西天去的主要目的是混一个名号啊。难道你不想成名,只想默默 无闻,庸碌一世?” “成名可以打广告包装自己啊,我已经写了一本《与霓裳仙子同居的日子》并整理出版了,成名之日,指日可待!”八戒说道。 “那你就指着太阳啊,看你能不能成名?只有母猪会上树,没有公猪会成名,我唐唐今天只问你一句,去还是不去?”唐唐发怒了,火腾在心头,心捏着拳头。 “怎么,还想和我打架么?”八戒也从来不怕人,尽管他打架从来没有赢过。 唐唐微微一笑:“我唐唐向来都是口头说教,怎么会动手打人呢?” “我擦,好迷人的微笑,好有杀伤力!”八戒汗颜道。 “这只是前奏,厉害的还在后面哩!”唐唐说着,摊开《般若波罗蜜心经》开始一字一句的念起来。 八戒听了那经文,开始呕吐,然后口吐白沫,手脚抽筋。 “师父,我不行了,我要跟你一起到西天取经!”八戒伏在地上,摆手告饶。 唐唐放下经书,走上前扶着他,责骂道:“你这夯货,今天算你识相。” “师父有什么对八贱吩咐?”八戒笑呵呵的跟着唐唐问道。 “记住,你现在叫八戒,不叫八贱。”唐唐认真严肃的说道。 “可是我没有摩顶受戒,这叫八戒不是有名无实么?”八戒摸着脑袋笑道。 唐唐心想,没有香烛如何受戒?唐唐在路过扯了八只芦苇,点燃一端,烧整齐了,吹熄一端,向八戒头上烙下去。 八戒疼得龇牙咧嘴,但是却没有哼半声,他问道:“师父,你为何要用芦苇给徒儿受戒啊?” “芦苇是思想的象征,你懂么,什么叫思想的芦苇?”唐唐这么一说,倒显得他特别有文化,八戒听不懂,只能老老实实的跟在唐唐身后。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十二章、偷鸡摸狗的臭德性 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “八戒啊,悟空他手机关机,我和他已经失联一天了!”唐唐捂着肚子痛苦地伏在白马上,对正在看风景的八戒说道。 “师父,那猴哥还不及我八戒一半帅,才一天不见,用得着这么牵肠挂肚的么?难道你们之间……”八戒摸了一面镜子,拢了拢拱嘴,照了一照他的猪脸,回头对着唐唐呵呵憨笑道。 !“八戒,你想哪里去了,为师的意思是说悟空这猴儿不在,没有人给为师化斋吃啊,你要知道,人是铁,饭是钢,一顿时不吃饿得慌啊!”唐唐按着肚皮说道。 八戒摇着猪脑袋,两张扇子耳朵打得“呱哒”“呱哒”直响,摆手道:“师父,八戒我向来驽钝,没有听明白你这话儿的意思,麻烦你说清楚一些!” 唐唐知道八戒这猪惫懒奸猾,于是沉吟半响,一招手道:“八戒,你给我过来!” 那呆子听了唐唐的话,屁颠屁颠地奔向前去,问道:“师父,找啥事儿?不妨明说!” 唐唐从怀中摸出一个紫金钵,笑嘻嘻的对八戒说道:“八戒,为师向来不曾偏袒任何人,如今趁悟空不在,私自将这紫金钵赠给你,你拿去给为师化一点斋饭来,最好是荤的,因为为师昨天晚上又梦见吃猪肘子了。” 八戒撩起衣袖,看了看那背唐唐昨晚梦中咬的牙齿印,眼泪花花在眼眶中直打转,心想,这唐唐果真是一个老实巴交的和尚,实在是太可怜了,这不去化斋也说不过去,于是双手接过紫金钵,对唐唐说道:“师父,你就在这儿等着,千万不要乱走,我八戒去去就来。”说罢,八戒转身要走。 “站住,八戒,你这番嘴脸去见人,恐吓到了人家!”唐唐说道。 八戒摸了摸嘴脸,嘟哝道:“师父,难道我这个样子不够帅、。” “帅倒是有几分帅气,但终究是妖怪模样,要不你变化一下?”唐唐皱了一皱眉说道。 八戒摇身一变,变成一个穿着青布直裰,白白胖胖的和尚,笑着对唐唐问道:“师父,你看我这下子变得怎么样了?” 唐唐仔细的打量着八戒说道:“嗯,这个样子看上去还行!可不要出去勾引良家妇女哦?” “师父哪里的话,怎么说我现在也是一个摩顶受戒的和尚了,哪里还有那些心思?”八戒摸着脑袋憨笑道。 唐唐挥了挥袖:“那快去吧,别磨磨蹭蹭的!” 八戒腾起云,在天空中飞了一会儿,看到一个村社牌坊,于是就降了云头,径直落下。八戒仔细一看那牌坊上的字,一字一句念道:“黄瓜村”。 “擦,这名字真俗啊!”八戒摇着脑袋叹道。 八戒见这村中果然有一些开着黄花的青绿藤葛,有的也结出了细长的瓜。只听藤下传出“咯咯”的笑声,一个粉衣女子说道:“姐姐,这细长的黄瓜,要不要我给你留几根,晚上拿来用。” “妹子真坏,我这事儿还用你瞎操心,我都是结了婚的人,不用这个,倒是妹子要留几根。”另一个青衣女子笑道。 她们二人提着篮子,嬉笑着走远了,只留着八戒站在黄瓜藤下痴痴乱想,还不时滴着口水,不料突然掉下一条大青虫,落在八戒的直裰衫子上,吓得八戒又丢了魂一般乱跑。 跑了很久,八戒才想起正事来,他到这里来是来化斋的,可这一户户人家都关门闭户,见了陌生人像是见了瘟神似的,八戒还没有开口,便吃了闭门羹。 八戒走到一个屋檐的走廊上,横着一躺,枕着双臂想到,反正没有化到斋,不如先好好的睡一觉,然后回去应付了事儿。 八戒睡得迷迷糊糊,被那鸡舍的鸡叫声给吵醒了,八戒看了看天气,心中气恼,暗想,奇怪,这又不是早上,这公鸡为何这个时候打鸣。 不过八戒转念一想,今天没有化到斋,回去肯定会被唐唐一顿痛骂,不如偷两只鸡去孝敬唐唐,或许唐唐会大加赞赏。哈哈。 八戒没有做过偷鸡摸狗的勾当,初次去鸡舍,不勉有一些心慌,只见他蹑手蹑脚的走到鸡舍前面。 那鸡舍被围墙的阴影和瓜藤遮盖,一片昏暗,黑乎乎的,什么也看不清楚,八戒猛地扑了进去,蹭了一身的鸡屎,鼻子孔里还吸了一些鸡毛。 原来这鸡舍里什么也没有,估计在八戒来之前,已经有贼人先下手了。 八戒只能自认晦气,埋怨着走出院子,就在这时,他看到一个长相猥琐,贼眉鼠眼的黄衫文士,正遮遮掩掩、神色慌张的盯着他。 “你……你这家伙在这里做什么?”八戒吞吞吐吐的问道。 那黄衫文士一抹嘴脸,收起慌张的神色,呵呵大笑,一摊手道:“你看,我这一个手无束鸡之力的书生,能做什么?” “我凭什么相信你是一个书生?”八戒狐疑的盯着唐唐问道。 黄衫文士拱了拱手道:“那我给你背几段《三字经》,人之初,性本善,性相近,习相远……鸡不鸣,狗不叫……要睡觉……” “好一个手无束鸡之力的书生,你屁股后面别着两只鸡,你以为我八戒眼拙看不到么?”八戒打断那衫文士的话说道。 黄衫文士一惊,旋即笑道:“你站在你面前,怎么看到我身后了,不妨到我身后仔细看清楚再说,何况,我会是那种偷鸡摸狗的人么?” 八戒为了证明这黄衫文士是一个贼,于是就走到他的身后,没想到那黄衫文士屁股一翘,打了一个响屁,把那八戒给熏晕了过去,只见那黄衫文士摇身一变,化为一只黄鼠狼,溜烟一般逃跑了。 过了很久,八戒才苏醒过来,他甩了甩脑袋,发现一地鸡毛,心中暗想,这鸡毛颜色还不错,丢了挺可惜的,不如做一把鸡毛掸子。 八戒正在地上捡拾鸡毛,没想到突然来了一只狗,正用恶毒的眼光盯着他。 “小狗狗乖,不要用这种眼神看人哦?要学会温柔!”八戒说罢,走上前,伸手去摸那狗头。 那狗“汪”地一声,吓得八戒急将手缩回道:“人家就只是想摸摸你嘛,干嘛这么小气?”说罢,八戒转身要走。 “站住!”那恶狗突然吼道。 八戒一回头,那狗已经化为人形,心中一惊,原来这狗也是一个妖怪! “你是哪里来的妖怪?”八戒笑着问道,因为八戒自己是一只猪变的妖怪,当然不会怕眼前这一个狗变的妖怪。 “我乃是哮天犬,听说这村中有偷鸡贼,所以前来捉拿!”那狗妖手中拿着一个极不像样的兵器,很明显是一个狗项圈。 “原来是一只跟着二郎神混的一只狗而已,居然在我面前大呼小叫,我可是那天宫大名鼎鼎的天蓬元帅。”八戒冷笑道,他根本没把哮天犬放在眼里。 “贼人废话少说,看招!”哮天犬一个虎扑攻上前去。 八戒手头也没有一个兵器,只能演着掌法,与那哮天犬相抗,二人对了一二十招,八戒体力不支,气喘吁吁,被那哮天犬一个狗项圈打倒在地,又被咬了一口,疼得龇牙咧嘴。 八戒突然发现院子外面有一个池塘,于是使了一个变化之法,变成一条水蛇,一天扎入池塘之中,那哮天犬寻思无计,只得叹息着离开,又过了近半个时辰,八戒见岸上没有了动静,才拖着湿淋淋的身子起身。这偷鸡不成,又被狗咬,真是让他气恼。心想,这里妖怪这么多,还是回去看一看师父,说不一定又被妖怪给摄去了。 却说唐唐牵着白马,在这荒山之中,踱着步子,口中念念叨叨,暗骂道:“这个惫懒的呆子,不知道又在哪里去躲懒去了。” 这时,只见那黄衫文士手中提着两只鸡,乐呵呵地唱道:“左手提着鸡,右手提着鸭,背上还背着一个胖娃娃……” “檫,你这个人大白天的说胡话,左手提的是鸡,右手提着的也是鸡,背上背着的也是鸡,怎么乱唱?”唐唐走上前责备道。 那黄衫文士先是一愣,复而上下打量着唐唐,随后笑道:“想必你就是那东土大唐而来,去西天取经的唐唐?” 唐唐大惊,连忙用手掩着脸道:“你怎么知道我是唐唐,莫非你是妖怪?” 黄衫文士仰面哈哈大笑:“我叫黄风怪,人称黄风大王,不过你不要怕,我不吃唐僧肉的。因为我因偷吃琉璃盏只的灯油,犯了天条,被贬为怪,当然不会吃了你唐唐,那样子我会罪上加罪,罪加一等。” 唐唐又退了一步,问道:“那你想做什么,难道你莫是想搞基?” 黄风怪连连摆手道:“不不,千万不要乱想,我黄风怪并不好那一口,只是前天,我收到观世音菩萨的一封密函,上面说让我务必将你留下来,请你吃一顿鸡火锅,这样子你的九九八十一难,又多了一难。” 唐唐一拭额角的冷汗,呵呵笑道:“原来是想请我吃鸡火锅,那不早说,害得我虚惊一场。”他又看了看黄风怪问道:“你的住家可远?没有没携带交通工具?” “好说,好说!”黄风怪点头笑道,说吧,将衣袖一舞,黄沙漫天,将唐唐卷了进去,转眼间,这里只剩下一匹白马,唐唐被那黄风卷得无影无踪了。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十三章、欺负老农民 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 八戒身上的衫子被池塘里的水打湿了,见前方林中有一片空地,于是便躺在空地中晒衫子。 八戒刚刚躺下,就听到了“嗒嗒”的马蹄声,只见一只白马儿,飞快的向八戒奔了过来,原来是小白龙。八戒正欲急着起身,那马蹄就踏在马戒的胸口上,八戒胸口闷疼,胸毛被踏掉了一撮,嗷嗷大叫。 那小白龙这才回过身来,慌忙道歉道:“对不起了,师兄,我刚刚没有看到,师兄不是去为师父化斋了么?怎么会在这里?” “你怎么会在这里?师父他老人家呢?”八戒问道。 “师兄,师父他……师父他被妖怪捉去了!”小白龙吞吞吐吐的说道。 “什么妖怪,这么大的胆子,他居然趁老猪不在,却捉师父!说话师父他老人家也真傻,他不知道在关键时候报一下我老猪的名号么?”八戒拍着被那小白龙踩了流着血的胸膛说道。 小白龙略略沉思了一会儿说道:“那妖怪自称黄风怪,说是山中的黄风大王,十分威风,只用了一阵风,就把师父他老人家卷走了。” “唉,师父他老人家真是命苦啊,八戒我才离开这么一会儿,没想到他就被妖怪摄去了,那黄风怪这么厉害,师父这一去,定是凶多吉少,我看我们还是分了行李,各自散伙啊,我回我的高老庄,你回你的鹰愁涧,我们各自自在。”八戒拱着嘴说道。 “好你一个呆子,师父一被擒,你就喊散伙,吃俺老孙一棒!”那悟空不知道是从哪儿窜出来的,反正听了八戒的话,十分的不爽,扬着金箍棒就要来打八戒。 八戒见悟空来了,左闪右躲,连连告饶:“猴哥,猴哥,不要猴急啊,有话慢慢说,毕竟我们兄弟一场,动不动就打架,会伤了和气。” 悟空见八戒告饶,便收了金箍棒,一指八戒道:“呆子,有什么话就直说,若说是真有一种像样的理由,俺老孙也不挽留你了,让你散伙去了。” 白龙马在一边扬着蹄乱踢了一会儿道:“二位师兄,别想散伙的事儿,那行李都被妖怪一阵风给掠走了,我们怎么来散伙分行李?” 八戒急了,苦着脸一跺脚道:“这下子可惨了,俺老猪最喜欢的那条红裤衩还在里面,怎么被妖怪不小心给偷走了?这个妖怪,真是找死,俺老猪要把他碎尸万段!” 八戒说着一拉悟空的膀子道:“猴哥,这降妖伏魔的事儿,就拜托给你了,只许胜不许败,务必要帮我夺回师父唐唐和我的红裤叉。” 悟空问道:“这么说唐唐在你的心目中只是一个红裤叉?” “这个……好像差不多……”八戒思量着说道,“一个比较贴身,一个比较贴心嘛,猴哥,你说我说得有没有道理?” 悟空一把拉着八戒的耳朵道:“走,八戒,陪我一起去降伏那黄风怪,救师父出来!” 八戒一摊手说道:“猴哥,你就有那如意金箍棒使唤,可我八戒连一个称手的兵器都不曾有,我看还是算了吧!” “那好,我带你去寻一个像样的兵器,然后再和你一起去降伏黄风怪如何?”悟空问道。 八戒一指悟空手中的如意金箍棒说道:“猴哥,我也要你这样的如意金箍棒!” “檫,我这个可是东海龙王的定海神针,普天之下,只有这么一个,稀罕得很,算了,我还是带你去一个兵器大户家里寻一个像样的兵器!”悟空说道。 只见悟空用金箍棒在地上捣鼓了几下,唤道“土地,土地老儿,快给我出来!”地上冒出一串青烟,须臾,一个年轻男子从土里走了出来,看上去像一个浪荡公子。 “俺老孙寻的可是土地菩萨,你这家伙是谁?”悟空指着那浪荡公子问道。 那浪荡公子笑道:“小的原本是日游神,现在是土地老儿的徒弟,请问大圣找土地菩萨有何事?” 悟空说道:“我只是想问问,这周围可有兵器大户儿,我帮我的师弟寻一件像样的兵器使一使!” 日游神寻思了一会儿笑道:“这东边有一座山,叫青禾山,你们两位到那里去看看,听说那里神仙神兵多得数不过来,一草一木皆是兵器!” 大圣拱了拱手道:“既然那土地老儿不出来,我也不道谢了!我们先去也!”说罢,悟空领着八戒腾了云,直向那青禾山飞去。 悟空远远的就看到那青禾山上一道道的梯田,却不见一户人家,心中虽觉得那日游神是扯谎胡诌,但是还是和八戒一道降了云下去,二人落在水田中,滚了一身的泥水。 “猴哥,这里连半户人家都看不到,我看我们是上当了!”八戒嘟哝道。 悟空将毛茸茸的爪子放在额头上往前一眺说道:“八戒,你看,前面有一个老农在锄草,我们不妨上前问一问!” 八戒听了,憨笑一声,大摇大摆地走上前去,对那老农吆喝道:“喂,老头子,你可听说这个地方有一个藏兵器的大户人家?” 那老农却不理会八戒,低着头,自顾着锄草,八戒自语道:“想不到俺老猪运气不顺,一出来就碰到了一个聋子。” “你说谁是聋子,我只是很忙而已!”那老农慢悠悠地说道。 八戒拱手作揖的问道:“那请问哪里有神兵利器,老猪正寻一个称手的兵器!” 那老农一晃手中的耙子说道:“你这猪真是眼拙,我这手中的神兵利器你怎么认不出!”他手中的九齿钉耙虽沾了泥,却也金光晃眼,一看就是神器。 “你这种江湖骗子,就别在这里招摇撞骗,蒙我老猪了,待我叫猴哥过来看看,他火眼金睛,一定认得。”说罢,八戒向悟空招了招手道,“猴哥,俺在这儿发现好东西了。” 悟空一惊,欢欢喜喜的蹦跳着走了过来,他仔细一瞧那金光晃眼的九齿钉耙,将嘴凑道八戒耳朵边说道:“呆子,这下哥俩赚了,这果然是一个神兵利器,而这老农民一看就是一个乡巴佬,我们可以将这兵器骗过来用用。” “怎么个骗法?”八戒问道。 悟空拾了一个石头,唤了一声“变”,那石头瞬间变成一锭黄金,悟空将那变出来的黄金放在八戒的手上,说道:“八戒,我给你一锭金子,你去把他手中的九齿钉耙给我骗过来!” “猴哥,这样子不好吧,我自打娘胎里出来,还未曾骗过人!”八戒摆手道,“反正那老农身体孱弱,瘦得皮包骨头,我们即便是硬抢,他也拿我们没法啊!” “那你去抢吧,反正打不过,有我在这里罩着你!”悟空推了一把八戒说道。 八戒大大咧咧地走到老农的面前,一伸手道:“老家伙,把你手中的九齿钉耙拿来!我可饶你不死,嘿嘿,不然的话,我就马上那你上西天。” 那老农将九齿钉耙拄在泥地里,呵呵笑道:“西天老朽也去过几次,不过都是如来佛祖亲自下的请帖,我才去的,不然,我绝不去西天。” “大言不惭,真是狂妄之至,在我老猪这里,只是寻死!”八戒说着,就上前来夺那九齿钉耙。 八戒虽然力大如牛,可是却不能撼动这金箍棒半分。不消一刻钟,已经满头大汗,他回头道:“猴哥,这乡巴佬是耕田的夯汉,有一身好力气,你快来帮我一把!” “擦,一个骨瘦如柴的乡巴佬都斗不过,八戒,你有什么用?还得老孙亲自动手!”悟空咬牙骂道。 “猴哥,这家伙是修炼的化骨绵掌啊,我没有一点力气了!”八戒痛苦的说道。 悟空一个纵身,飞近那老农面前,上前来帮八戒夺九齿钉耙。 那老农见悟空上前,冷笑一声,松了手中的钉耙,哪知那钉耙却似在原地生了根似的,而悟空和八戒被粘在那钉耙之上,挣扎不脱。 只见那老农不慌不忙,盘坐在地,念起咒语来,那咒语念得越久,悟空和八戒便被粘得越紧。 悟空瞪着赤目叫道:“俺老孙打遍天宫无敌手,没想到如今栽在你这个小妖的手上,小妖,你还是显个原形吧,让老孙认识一下,到时候你也可以拿老孙的名头到处去招摇撞骗!” 老农仰面而笑,摇身一变,现了原形,原来这老农不是别人,正是太上老君的化身。只见太上老君打了一个响哨,一头青牛奔驰而来,太上老君坐到青牛背上,对八戒说道:“本尊听闻那唐唐要到西天取经,特地送九齿钉耙与你,望你能协助唐唐去西天取经,铲除妖魔,修成正果!” “你这老头儿好不晓事儿,要赠钉耙给我,就寄一个快递就行了,为何这样戏弄我和猴哥,快快说出解开我们的咒语来,不然我们到佛祖那里去告你的状,让你吃不完兜着走!”八戒拱了拱嘴骂道。 太上老君哈哈大笑,差一点不小心跌下了青牛背,他说道:“好说,好说,这解开的咒语说来也简单,就是‘锄禾日当午,汗滴禾下土。谁知盘中餐,粒粒皆辛苦。’你们只须背上三百遍就可以了。” “老官儿,不是在开玩笑么,这可是小儿童背的唐诗三百首啊!”悟空笑道。 “要的就是这个效果啊,熟读唐诗三百首,不会做诗也会吟,呵呵!”太上老君一拍青牛背,那青牛便纵向云端,踏云而去。 八戒和悟空见太上老君远去,为了解开咒语,只得背那唐诗,背得口吐白沫,终于解开了咒语。 八戒捧着刚刚得到的九齿钉耙,满心欢喜,拉着悟空道:“猴哥,猴哥,我这新得了一个兵器,为了试试这兵器的神通,我们较量一下如何?” “呆子,你又犯呆了,你打不打都是我老孙的手下败将啊!”悟空摆着手,抱着金箍棒笑道。 “废话少说,看耙!”八戒一扬钉耙,照着悟空的面门砸去,悟空慌忙格挡,二人斗在一起。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十四章、老子就是要使风! .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 八戒有了九齿钉耙,大耍威风,将悟空在地上空中虐了几遍,悟空气喘吁吁地说道:“呆子,快停手,我打累了,歇一会儿再打!” “不行,今儿我们不见一个高下,休想停手!”八戒扬着钉耙,又一次向悟空砸了过去。 悟空恼了,只见他手中金箍棒一纵,直贯而出,击中八戒的肚皮,将八戒击了一个四脚朝天,打了几个滚,才定住身子,悟空嘻嘻一笑,指着八戒说道:“呆子,你输了!” “我不服!一回失误不算数,猴哥,你耍诈,要不,我们再比一比试试!”八戒捂着肚皮,撅着嘴,不服气地说道。 悟空指着金箍棒笑道:“我这棍子,连天上的神仙都敢打,和你过了这么多招,才打你一下,这是怕打伤你,伤了兄弟间的和气,你应该知足才是!” “你吹吧,牛牛都上天了!”八戒不屑地冷笑道。 “我可是实干家,我现在就打一个神仙下来给你瞧一瞧!”悟空说着,将手中的金箍棒往天上一扔,只见那金箍棒化为一点星光,瞬间消失不见。 悟空叉手而立,说道:“现在我的金箍棒已经打到天上去了,不过一刻钟便有神仙掉落下来,请你睁大你的猪眼,看好了!” 八戒看着自己手上的秒表嘲笑道:“我正在用秒表计时,已经过了三百六十秒了,却没有一点儿动静!” “你没有看到那天空一角,有东西在闪亮么?”悟空突然指着天上说道。 “猴哥,你不要以为俺老猪没有什么文化,那分明是神舟八号在升空,正与天宫十号对接!”八戒索性横躺在地上,用钉耙的把手枕着脑袋说道。 悟空听八戒这么一说,似乎也不相信自己了,将手搁在额头上,往天上一眺,吓了一跳,惊叫道:“檫,不小心将天上的星辰给打下来了!” 一个流星划过长空,那陨石在悟空身边砸出了一个大坑,只见里面爬一个蓬头垢面的老头儿,他见了悟空和八戒,叹道:“大圣,天蓬,原来是你们二人在这里搞鬼!” “你是何方神圣?”悟空上前问道。 “我乃是北冥天值守之神,太白金星李长庚是也!”那老头儿拱手说道,虽然十分狼狈,但却颇懂礼数。 八戒就地一滚,起了身,将钉耙藏在身后,憨笑道:“没想到猴哥这么厉害,这一棍子果然打下了一个神仙!……虽然只是老弱病残,但是也勉强算了一个神仙。” 太白金星汗颜,白了他们二人一眼,说道:“大圣,天蓬,你们二人还在这里打闹着玩,你师父唐唐已经被那黄风怪捉走了,若是他被那妖怪吃了,你们西天取经的事儿,就泡汤了!” “呆子,都怪你,在这里和我纠缠,要不然我早就救了我师父出来了!”悟空上前一把扯住八戒的耳朵说道。 “猴哥,猴哥,我知错了,你手轻一些,我这就和你去救师父他老人家出来!”八戒被悟空扯着耳朵,不敢动弹,只能随着他。 悟空腾了云纵向空中,对八戒一招手道:“那好,你快跟着我来!”八戒也纵了云头,跟了上去。 …… 无怪山山势平缓,树木葱郁,花红草绿,蝴蝶相逐,鸟语花香,这个地方,根本不会被那些伏魔人知道,但是那黄风怪却占了这么一个地方,凿了一个风魔洞,在这里杀人吮血,祸患一方。 风魔洞中,众多小妖正排队摇着小红旗,和着节拍,唱着《大悲咒》,欢迎唐唐到来。 “我们这一众小妖,都是虔心向佛,听说唐唐你要来,早先在一个月前就在洞中塑了一些佛像!”黄风怪一边走,一边对唐唐介绍道。 唐唐左盯右望,见洞中果然有不少大大小小的佛像,不过佛不像佛,罗汉不像罗汉,菩萨更不像菩萨。唐唐指着其中一尊塑得较好的佛像问道:“那些佛像都塑得歪瓜裂枣,为何这一尊佛像塑得这么的端正?” 黄风怪哈哈大笑道:“这尊佛像,乃是本大王我亲手塑的,为了不让它坍下去,我在里面植入了几根人骨支撑,所以要显得端正一些!” 唐唐听黄风怪这么一说,吓得腿脚酥软,不能走路,黄风怪安排几个小妖,将唐唐扶到洞穴之中。 这风魔洞中有一个宽敞的石厅,这石厅里足以容下大大小小的数百个妖怪,通风明亮,当中摆着几个大圆桌,因为黄风怪要为唐唐举行一个欢迎的火锅宴。 唐唐伏在桌子上,再不敢和那黄风怪说一句话,心想这黄风怪面善心恶,说不一定什么时候一怒之下,就将他唐唐杀了,当成火锅食材。 “俗话说‘有缘千里来相会’,我本是一个黄鼠狼成精,被佛祖贬谪在此,做了妖怪,本来以为磨牙吮血,了此残生,没想到在这里遇到唐唐你,真是无上的荣幸。今儿遇到你,只是想你吃一顿鸡火锅,望你以后见到佛祖,能替我美言几句,让我少受一些磨难,早日回归佛界!”黄风怪双手合十,对唐唐施了一个佛礼说道,从他的手势来看,真是一个专业的佛教信徒。 唐唐一皱眉问道:“这么来说,你真个不想吃我?” “你是如来佛的二弟子金蝉子,有谁不知道?谁敢吃你,那不是吃了熊心豹子胆了么?”黄风怪反问道。 “可是我里面的衣服都脱下来了,你不吃我,真的是有点浪费我的美意了!”唐唐说着,袒露着身上的白肉说道。 黄风怪一掩眼睛,一摆手道:“男子汉要有定力,说不吃就不吃!你莫想用这种无耻的方式来诱惑我!” “报……报告大王,外面一个猴子牵着一头猪,前来踢馆!”一个小妖慌慌张张的跑到洞中大厅里,一膝跪在唐唐的面前说道。 “你的大王在我对面,你跪错了!”唐唐一抬手,指了指黄风怪,对那小妖纠正道。 “他没有跪错,你现在就是他的大王!”黄风怪笑着对唐唐说道,“我愿为唐唐你结为兄弟,与你共分江山,这山洞的大当家,现在轮到你做了!” 唐唐摆手道:“我一心想去西天取经,这山洞中的大王我可做不了,你还是放了我吧!大不了我在走的时候,把吃的你那半只鸡的鸡骨头还给你就是了。” 那黄风怪哪里听得唐唐半句话,只是上前一拱手道:“如今大敌当前,猴子和猪一同来踢馆,还望唐唐下令,让我出去与他们一战!” 唐唐扯住黄风怪的衣衫说道:“那猴子是我的大徒弟孙悟空,那猪是我二徒弟八戒,你可千万要手下留情,不要伤他们的性命!” 黄风怪令小妖取来战袍,披上盔甲,提了两口亮闪闪的戒刀,去与悟空和八戒对阵。 “八戒,你不是说要前去与那妖怪对阵的么,怎么这么快就回来了?”悟空拉着八戒问道。 “那妖怪我看上去有一些眼熟,下不了手!”八戒嘟哝着晃着脑袋说道。 “这一路上的妖怪,不管是熟人还是常客,逮着就打,到时候到了西天都可以领功的!”悟空说道。 “可是这个妖怪会放臭屁啊,一个臭屁放出来,保管你被熏晕得直翻白眼!”八戒说着,连后退了那几步,掩了掩鼻子。 “好说,好说,俺老孙这鼻子孔里插两根狗尾草,也能闭气一两个钟,大不了我们变成蜘蛛侠去对付那个妖怪。那妖怪会放臭屁,就是一个黄鼠狼嘛!”悟空摆了摆手说道。 “听说你被如来佛祖收了法力,不能用变化之法啊!”八戒盯着悟空问道。 悟空嘻嘻一笑:“我不会,你会的,你变一只鹞子,飞到天上去吓一吓他!” 八猪听悟空这么一说,果然变了一只鹞子,那鹞子虽然生得笨重了一些,但是却也生得嘴尖爪利,八猪一个纵身,腾到空中,一个俯冲,直向那黄风怪飞去。 那黄风怪盘石在洞前,见了八戒变的鹞子,不慌不忙地念起咒语来。 只见那晴空刹时天错地暗,飞沙走石,狂风乱作,八戒被卷在风中,直打着圈,根本不能靠近黄风怪,转了近一个时辰,黄风怪才息了风,八戒也才化为原形,飞了回去,摇摇晃晃的落地。 “厉害,厉害,那妖怪会使旋风,果然厉害,我被他转得头晕,猴哥,扶着我,我快倒了。”八戒说着,一下子倒向悟空,悟空身材矮小,被压在了八戒身下,好不容易才将八戒推开,一咬牙道:“八戒,你且在这里待着,让我去与他较较阵!”说罢,悟空提着金箍棒飞到洞前。 “妖怪,你有本事莫使风,我们真枪真棒的斗一回,如何?”悟空呵斥道。 黄风怪正色笑道:“你这猴头,受了戒,一看就是一个少林寺来的头陀,你以为我不知道?自古功夫出少林,傻子才和你真枪真棒的拼斗,老子就是要使风,你把我如何?” 说着,那黄风怪又双手合十,念起咒语来,那悟空只感觉到脚下生风,定不住身,被那恶风卷了进去。 八戒见悟空被黄风怪使的风卷了进去,苦不得脱,于是变了一根绳,扔了过去,套在悟空的腰上,将悟空从恶风中拉了出来。 悟空得以脱身,哪里还敢和八戒在这风魔洞洞口久战,各自腾云,仓惶逃窜。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十五章、臭瘸子,烂木匠,飞龙杖 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 悟空和八戒敌不过黄风怪,腾着云在空中乱窜,好不容易才住了云头落地,便一阵狂呕。 这时,只见一道光落在地面,须臾出来一个老头儿,这老头儿正是太白金星李长庚,李长庚满面堆笑,望着悟空和八戒,却不说话。 “你这老头儿,好不识趣,看我们兄弟二人吐成这个样子,却在一边偷笑,真是欠揍!”悟空晃着金箍棒说道。 太白金星从怀中摸出一个印着toc的瓶子,腾出两粒药丸递给悟空和八戒说道:“我这里有两粒晕车药,你们先吃了再说。这个药吃了不呕不吐,可以安心定神。” 悟空和八戒接了药丸各自吃了,给太白金星道了谢,悟空又问道:“老官儿,今儿我们遇到了一个会使风的妖怪,这风实在是厉害,吹得我整个身子在风中像风车儿一样打转儿!不知道你老人家有没有一个对付这妖怪的法子。” 太白金星捋须沉思片刻说道:“所谓一物降一物,这妖怪自出生以来,就有了克星,他的克星也是佛门中人,名唤灵吉菩萨!此人是一个木匠出身,就住在这附近的黄瓜村。要不,我给你们带路。” 八戒呵呵憨笑道:“黄瓜村我倒是去过,你老人家腿脚不方便,那就不劳你老人家费心了,我们自己去寻那菩萨。” “那灵吉菩萨身上奇臭,凡人莫想接近他,所以你们若是见到他,得忍着一些,他说话若是不要听,也切勿与他动气,记住,你们去中请他们帮忙的,只要他肯帮忙,那妖怪定会手到擒来!”太白金星叮嘱道。 悟空和八戒点头应了一声,那太白金星方才化为一道光,驾云而去。 八戒领着悟空,一路赶到黄瓜村,在村头八戒逮了一个过路的村妇问道:“这个大婶,请问灵吉菩萨住在哪里?” 那村妇见了八戒那副长相,十分害怕,伏在地上求饶命,悟空走上前,抱着金箍棒说道:“大婶莫慌,我们都是正儿八经的妖怪,受过戒的,不会像村痞流氓一样乱来。” 那村妇这才半信半疑的提着裙子起身。向着村东头一指道:“你们要寻的菩萨,当然是在庙里,这东边有一个断了香火的破庙,你们自己寻去吧!” 悟空作了谢,拉着八戒,二人向破庙里走去。 那破庙稀稀拉拉的,也就两三间房子,但是好像是在修葺之中,看上去也不是很破旧。庙中的匾牌也还在,能依稀看清上面的字,分明写着“灵吉菩萨仙祠”六个大字。 庙中的菩萨像不是泥塑的,而是用木头雕刻的,看上去很新,一个人正伏在那菩萨相前,用凿子敲敲打打。他敲打了一会儿,然后照了照镜子,继续敲敲打打。 悟空上前一看,那人的长相和他雕刻的菩萨相一模一样。 “请问这位大师,灵吉菩萨在哪里?”悟空一拱手,毕恭毕敬的说道。 那人回过身来,望着悟空笑了笑:“大圣,你不认识我,我却是认识你,我就是灵吉菩萨。” “可是佛界,却好像并没有你的尊位与佛号。”悟空不解的问道。 “我虽然一心向佛,却未能成佛,所以这菩萨庙是我自己砌的,这菩萨,也是我自己封的。”灵吉菩萨笑道。 八戒掩着鼻子说道:“猴哥,你别走得离这家伙这么的近,他身上很臭,你难道没有闻到?” 灵吉菩萨露出半条腐烂的腿说道:“你看,我这半条腿都腐烂了,能不臭么?” “这腿烂成这个样子,为何不花一点钱治一治!”悟空用毛茸茸的爪子扇着鼻子前的臭气问道。 灵吉菩萨摆了摆手叹道:“这个是如来佛祖下的诅咒,根本没有法治,只有任它烂,烂久了也不疼了,所以我习惯了。村里的人都叫我臭瘸子。” “如来佛祖他是不是神经给烧坏了,为何要诅咒你这种好人?”悟空问道。 灵吉菩萨望了望悟空笑道:“大圣只见过我一面,为何说我是好人,我年轻时,也做过一此造孽杀生的事儿。” “哦?”悟空一惊,抓了抓脑袋说道,“说来给老孙听听!” 灵吉菩萨舒了一口气,缓缓说道:“年轻时,我是一个手艺精湛,远近闻名的木匠,我做出无数的家具,门楣,饰品,当然也有棺材。而且我虔心修佛,终于,有一天,我感动了如来佛祖,如来佛祖要交给我一件大事,让我去做。我高兴的答应了。后来,我才知道,如来佛祖是让我造一艘大船,一艘能在洪水灭世时,拯救世界的大船。我花了二十年,造成了这只大船,并把命名为诺亚方舟二号。可是万万没有想到,我这艘船最后因为我的疏漏,沉没于海中,那一船人也因为我的过失,而全部溺死。” “后来呢?”八戒在一旁追问道。 “我铸成大错,当然要接受天谴,受到如来佛祖的惩罚。”灵吉菩萨说道:“后来,我心中失意,手艺越来越差,成为了村中的烂木匠,再也没有人找我来做木工活。我想离开这个村子,可是我的腿突然烂了,我不能走路。也无法离开这个村子了。” 悟空不解地皱着眉头问道:“你既然不能走动,那太白金星那老官儿,为何说你能降伏那黄风怪?” 灵吉菩萨笑道:“其实我方才讲的不是正题,现在说的才是正题。前些日子,观世音菩萨拿了一柄飞龙杖前来,她让我用飞龙杖,帮助唐唐西天取经扫除魔障,方才飞升成佛。你们今日前来,算是找对人了。” 悟空扯着灵吉菩萨的衫子道:“菩萨,事不宜迟,我们赶快动身吧!” 灵吉菩萨一抬手道:“慢,不要着急,这飞龙杖虽然是一件神物,但是未曾开光,不能发挥效用。” “哦,这个飞龙杖还要开光?”八戒在一旁惊问道。 “那是当然,法器若不开光,就是死物,死物就是没用的东西,不能拿来降妖伏魔。”灵吉菩萨说道。说着,只见他从佛像后面抽出一个两三尺长的红色琉璃杖。 “大圣,借你的一血滴用一用!”灵吉菩萨说道。 悟空缩了缩手问道:“为何要用我的血?八戒的血不行么?” “天蓬他是肉身猪胎,自小便在猪圈里滚了一身的污秽,他的血当然不能用,你是天然石猿,又非胎生,精血比较纯正!”灵吉菩萨解释道。 悟空听他这么一说,才答应了,咬了手指一口,挤出一滴血来,问道:“这血滴在哪里?” “画龙还须点睛笔,这精血当然滴在龙的眼睛之上!”灵吉菩萨指着飞龙杖的眼睛说道。悟空也不迟疑,将血挤在上面。只听一声龙啸,整个庙宇似乎都震得抖动了一下。 灵吉菩萨笑道:“行了,我这就随你们一起去降伏那黄风怪!” …… 无怪山风魔洞中,唐唐伏在圆桌上,摆手道:“行了,我吃不下去了,我唐唐虽然喜欢吃,但还算不上吃货,我已经吃饱了。” 黄风怪笑道:“你那徒弟,都不中用,被我使了一阵风就卷跑了,你就安安心心的在这里当山大王,哪里也别想去。” “可是我要去西天取经,我要成佛!”唐唐虽然喝了几杯酒,有点醉意,但却仍然有几分清醒。 “取经成佛的事儿,你就不要去乱想了吧!现在你虽是这里的大王,但也算是我的半个人质,万一如来佛祖要来找我麻烦,我就拿你去要挟他。”黄风怪笑道。 “原来是这样,你……你心也太歹毒了吧!”唐唐气得语塞。 “无毒不丈夫,难道你没有听说过这话?”黄风怪笑道。 “报……报告大王,那猴子又牵着猪来了,还搀扶着一个残废人来了。”一个小妖仓惶来报。 黄风怪闻言一惊:“他奶奶的,我给他们一阵风,没把他们吹爽是不是?去给我搬那巨型电风扇来,我要把他们给吹到十万八千里外面去。” “禀告大王,我们已经三个月没有交电费了,电力公司已经给我们断电了!”小妖一脸委屈的说道。 “檫,屋漏偏逢连夜雨啊!”黄风怪苦着脸叹道,但是还是提着一对戒刀出去对阵。 悟空对灵吉菩萨说道:“你且在这石头上坐一会儿,我和八戒一起上前去,将那妖怪给引出来。” 灵吉菩萨点了点头道:“你们先去打一阵,若是他敢放风,我就出手,若是他不放风,你们自己也能擒住他,因为据我所知,那妖怪除了放风,一无是处。” 那黄风怪出来,看到悟空拿着金箍棒,八戒提着钉耙在外面等着他,于是缩回头道:“檫,你们二人上阵,要知道本大王不习惯双飞的!” 悟空笑道:“你放心出来对阵,我们是男的,不是女的。” 黄风怪诡异的笑了笑:“可是我不是男的,我是人妖。” “我悟空打怪只为升级,不管性别,你快出来吧!”悟空说道。 “那你给我说说,我出来,你给我什么好处?”黄风怪问道。 “如果我一棒打不死你,你就成了二级怪,如果我两棒打不死你,你就成为三级怪,这样子可以说是无限升级,无限变强!”悟空笑道。 那黄风怪果然信了,提着戒刀出来与悟空过招,悟空给灵吉菩萨使了个颜色,只见那灵吉菩萨将飞龙杖掷出,正中那黄风怪的胸口。只见地上青烟滚滚,那黄风怪瞬间现了原形,原来是一只没有尾巴的黄鼠狼。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十六章、唐唐溺水全过程曝光 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 却说悟空和八戒将黄风怪引出风魔洞,那灵吉菩萨将飞龙杖掷出,一下子将那黄风怪打得魂飞魄散,现了原形。悟空提着金箍棒,八戒拖着九齿钉耙,二人闯入风魔洞中,一路棒打耙筑,打得那群小妖抱头鼠窜,满地爪牙,尽皆是獐子、鹿子、野兔,这些野物。 那灵吉菩萨收了黄风怪,扛着飞龙杖驾云而去,那八戒望着空中良久长叹道:“这老家伙明明是个神仙,却要装一个凡人装疯卖傻,真是可恶!” “行了,行了,八戒,我们不要看了,我们还是先去救唐唐吧!”悟空扯着八戒说道。 八戒拢了拢鼻子说道:“猴哥,我们已经将这风魔洞的大小妖怪屠了个罄尽,都没有找到师父,想必师父定是遭那妖怪给吃了!” 八戒在那石洞的大厅中寻到一些鸡骨头,捧着鸡骨头痛哭道:“师父,你死得好惨啊,我老猪都不曾尽心孝敬你老人家,其实你便死了,也不怎么打紧,关键是你这一死把我给坑惨了,我既不能在高老庄做妖怪,也不能到西天取经成佛,呜呜呜……”那呆子伏在地上,泪如泉涌。 “八戒,不要哭了,师父他还活着!”悟空掀开桌下的帘子说道,“师父他老人家吃饱了,正躺在桌子下面睡觉哩!”说着,他费了好大一把劲儿,才将唐唐从圆桌底下拖了出来。 “悟空,八戒,为师以为再也见不到你们了!可是你们来晚了,那么鲜美的鸡火锅,被为师一个人吃光了!”唐唐睁开眼睛,吮着手指头说道。 悟空挠耳抓腮的笑道:“师父莫要再想吃那鲜美的火锅,那妖怪已经被灵吉菩萨给制伏了!” 唐唐大惊:“你们弄死妖怪怎么也不跟为师商量商量,为师正准备到如来佛祖那里举荐他当一个御用厨师长哩,唉,真是可惜!”唐唐坐在地上,抚膝叹道。 “师父,我老猪也学过几年厨师,待我到他们厨房去看看,用的什么食材,到时候我也可给你老人家露一手,让你尝尝我们猪记火锅如何?”八戒在一旁憨笑道。 唐唐一挥手:“那还不快去!” 八戒丢了手中的钉耙,屁颠屁颠地奔到厨房里,不一会儿气喘吁吁地走了出来,摆手对唐唐说道:“早知道这妖怪是不良商家,我到厨房一看,还真是的,我在厨房里发现了大量的罂粟叶子,这个东西放在汤中,不但味美,喝了还会上瘾。这些不是关键,那厨房好多剔光的人骨。” 唐唐听了,开始呕吐不止,八戒抚着唐唐的背问道:“师父,你不会是怀孕了吧?” 唐唐摆了摆手说道:“还好,还好,我这一世不是雌雄同体,不然真个会怀孕,八戒,整理好行李,我们快上路吧!”八戒听了,赶忙扶着唐唐出了风魔洞。 “好你一个呆子,自己不挑担子,将行李都放在马背上,自己却这般悠闲!”风魔洞外,悟空对叉着双手的八戒呵斥道。 “悟空,你不要责怪八戒,是为师让八戒这样子做的,你想想,整天骑马多没有意思,骑骑猪,遛一遛,多么快意的事!”唐唐搓着手对悟空说道。 八戒将马鞍搭在背上,跪伏在地上对唐唐说道:“师父,上来吧,俺老猪驮着你走。” “八戒,你真好,为师今天骑猪,明天骑猴子,你们说可好?”唐唐一提袈裟,坐到八戒的背上,乐滋滋地对悟空说道。 悟空连连摆手,皱眉道:“师父,我看还是算了吧,最近俺老孙得了肩周炎,背上又长了癣,免得把你老人家给感染了!” “不怕,不怕,隔着马鞍哩!那肩周炎为师这手中的鞭子也能治啊!”唐唐坏笑道。 “师父,师父,不要说了,猴哥他已经晕倒了!”走在前面的八戒说道。 “你给我走开,让我念个紧箍咒,给这顽皮的死猴子清醒清醒!”唐唐一把推开八戒说道。 悟空一个鲤鱼打挺,翻身而起,对唐唐道:“师父,莫念,莫念,我还没有死……” “呵呵,师父,你这一念,猴哥又要翻筋斗,发羊儿疯了!”八戒在一旁憨笑道。 唐唐瞪着悟空道:“再不听话,我念《般若波罗蜜心经》,到时候你就会口吐白沫,手脚抽筋……” “师父,我错了,不过你不能把我拿来当试验品啊,要找也要找那沙和尚,他憨厚老实,一看就是挨整的相!”悟空撇了撇嘴说道。 唐唐思量了一会儿,点头道:“悟空,你是说的沙沙啊?为师我现在想死沙沙了,为何沙沙还没有归队啊,你赶快打电话,让沙沙速来归队,说我唐唐要正式西游,要他来保驾护航!” “听说师弟现在是流沙河水族宾馆的大堂经理啊,他现在有的是钱,不用到西天取经!何况这西天取经就是一个挑担的差事,师父为何要说得这么冠冕堂皇?”悟空说道。 唐唐摆手笑道:“悟空,你错了,那沙沙在天上是小角色,在凡间也当不了大人物的,他在天界,美名其曰卷帘大将,实际上就是为玉帝卷卷门帘,擦檫窗子玻璃,是做的丫鬟的活儿,打破一个琉璃盏就被贬下界,说明他和玉帝芥蒂很深,并产生了仇隙,玉帝是故意贬他下凡的。据我说知,他在洗沙河是只是做的端盘子洗碗的工作,十分可怜,为师愿带他去西天取经,已经是给他争取了一个拉风的工作,这是他巴不得的事儿,他应该感谢我才是。” “师父,可是有人说师弟是一个大恶人啊,他在流沙河工做闲暇之余,吃了九个取经人,并将那九个取经人的头颅串在一起,做了一个项链,挂在脖子上炫耀,这样看来,他的确十恶不赦!”八戒坐在地上,翻着一份报纸。 唐唐笑道:“现在的假新闻可真多哦,那人的骷髅头那么大,如何能穿成项链,挂在脖子上面?不要囧我!” “一开始我也质疑过,不过很快我便相信了,因为后面备注,是来自小人国的取经人!而且师弟他还长了一个心眼,是将那些人裹成夹心汉堡吃的。”八戒晃着脑袋说道。 “阿弥陀佛,戴套也算强奸,裹在汉堡里面吃人当然也算是吃人啊,沙沙他犯下如此大罪,实不可恕。何况沙沙吃什么人不好,专吃取经人,这就是亵渎佛法啊,所以每七日被百箭穿心也不为过啊!”唐唐双手合十道,“为师这就去流沙河解救他!” “八戒,你的脚力真好,比小白龙还跑得快!”唐唐伏在八戒背上赞道。 “那是当然,今天我喝红牛了!”八戒拱了拱鼻子笑道。 悟空、八戒、唐唐三人,急步而行,大约行了半个时辰,八戒突然停下了,拭着额头上的汗,喘着粗气。 “八戒,以后刹车时给为师说一声,我差点没有吓出心脏病来了!”唐唐抚着胸口问道,“怎么行得好好的,为何不走了?” “师父,前面就是流沙河了,传说中的流沙河是八百流沙界,三千弱水深。鹅毛飘不起,芦花定底沉,师父,我们过不去啊!”八戒一边耍着大扇子耳朵,一边叹道。 唐唐往天上一看,叹道:“你看悟空那死猴子,又腾云先走了。” “其实我八戒就是忠厚老实一些,要不然,我也丢下你,先腾云走了!”八戒和唐唐一起坐在流沙河岸边的大石头上说道。 “这流沙河这么清澈,水势泱泱,为师刚看到的时候,还以为自己是到了青海湖了。那‘鹅毛飘不起,芦花定底沉’的说法,定是扯蛋的,因为根据科学理论来讲,水的密度为1.0x103千克/立方米,所以是重水,密度还要大一些,所以人掉到这水里,定能浮得起的。”唐唐笑道。 八戒摆手道:“师父莫跟俺老猪谈什么科学理论,俺自小驽钝,他没有进过学堂,但是我在天界当水兵统领里,天河横游竖游都没有问题,而且我曾带八百天兵裸泳……” “师父,师父,你到哪里去了?”八戒自顾说话,却没有注意唐唐,那岸上还留着锦襕袈裟和九环锡杖,唐唐却不知道去哪儿了。 “我在这里,”唐唐光着膀子站在流沙河中,对八戒挥了挥手,“哇,这水好冷,好爽,好刺激啊!八戒,快来,我们一起手拉着手游过去,应该没有问题的?” 八戒汗颜道:“这水域比天河还宽,俺老猪游过去尚有几分顾忌,没想到师父你这么大的胆子。” “你怕什么,为师当年可是得过游泳奖牌,不行你瞧瞧!”说着,唐唐掷了一个金灿灿的奖牌,掷到八戒跟前说道。 “我擦,这是女子花样游泳的奖牌,师父,你确定你没有搞错?”八戒大跌眼镜儿。 “错了,错了!是这个。”唐唐又摸了一个奖牌子,掷到八戒的脚跟前。 “我擦,佛界铁人三项冠军,师父,这奖牌你是怎么搞到的?”八戒看到那铁人三项的奖牌,不禁惊呼道。 “这个还不简单,佛界的都是老若病残,唯我唐唐年轻力壮,得这个奖牌自然是轻而易举的事儿!”唐唐说着,举身纵向河水中,扑腾着游了起来。 八戒提着唐唐的袈裟和锡杖说道:“师父,你多保重哦,我可要腾云了!” 唐唐突然脸色苍白的说道:“别,八戒快救我……” “又怎么了,是不是被河中的猥琐小螃蟹夹了屁股了?”八戒笑道,他知道唐唐喜欢开玩笑,所以也不是十分的在意。 “不是,不是啊,为师下水前忘记做运动了,现在手脚有一些抽筋而已!”唐唐说道。 “抽筋没什么关系的,抽习惯了就可以了,你可以趁此机会,练习大口喝水,呵呵。”八戒依然无动于衷的坐在岸上憨笑道。 “我一定会回来的……”,唐唐在水中挣扎,慢慢地沉入了流沙河。 “这台词怎么这么熟悉?”八戒坐在岸上,挠着脑袋自语道。他又往水中一望,惊叫道:“咦,唐唐真的沉到水里去了,猴哥,猴哥,快出来……” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十七章、苦海无边,回头是屁股 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 流沙河,嘻耳炖宾馆的厨房里,沙僧抱着一大叠盘子,哼着《大悲咒》,往碗柜那边走去。沙僧现在是流沙河嘻耳炖宾馆的正式洗碗工,走路时也会扭扭屁股,甚至有一些趾高气扬。 现在嘻耳炖宾馆里的客人越来越多了,主要是老板鲢鱼怪会经营,在西海龙宫里雇了一些漂亮的小姐。 可是沙僧也不会却胡思乱想,因为自己毕竟是一个打工的,有吃有喝有钱花就行了,至于那些漂亮的小姐,是有钱人的玩物,而且又是高消费,不是他这种低贱的工薪族能消费得起的。 前一段时间,沙僧因好色,偷偷摸了那新来的小姐鲤鱼精的大腿,被老板鲢鱼怪扣了半个月工资,所以,现在沙僧见了美女,不得不转身回避。 “哇,有美女!”沙僧突然看到一个长裙美女姗姗走来,一时忘记了哼歌。 沙僧不由一皱眉头,心中暗忖道:“这美女好不时兴,现在都流行齐b短裙,为何她还穿这白皙的小腿都不露一点的裙子?不过这张脸还算精致漂亮,身材还算匀称,目测是b罩杯……” “哗啦……”沙僧因看美女走神,不慎滑倒,手中的一大叠盘子全跌碎了。 沙僧灰头土脸的从地上爬起来,脸上还沾了一些碎瓷渣子,望了一眼那走到跟前的美女自语道:“都说红颜祸水,一点也没有错。”于是闭上双眼,口中念叨道:“我不看,我不看。” 不过沙僧还是忍不住暗中睁开一只眼睛,偷瞄了一眼那美女的胸部。真是海棠微露红蕊,竹笋吐出春情,美不胜收。 “阿弥陀佛,沙和尚,我是南海观音,我到这里来,是前来解救你出苦海的!”那美女双手合十,腾身坐到一朵金莲上,显了法力。 “原来是菩萨,失敬,失敬,可我的名字叫龙五,不是什么沙门的和尚!你看,我还蓄着一头飘逸的头发!”沙僧一甩自己的头发说道。 “你乃是卷帘大将转世,今生注定皈依佛门,你把脑袋伸过来,本尊这就给你受戒!”观世音菩萨微屈兰花指,妩媚一笑,对沙僧招了招手。 沙僧虽对观世音菩萨的话半信半疑,但是心中暗忖道,哪个风流的男人不被美人儿骗一回,也罢,我今天就上一回当,反正吃亏上当就这一次,于是沙僧将头伸了过去。 观世音菩萨一咬牙,狠心地探出五根手指,直扎在沙僧的头上,那沙僧被扎得龇牙咧嘴,疼得钻心,又不好意思吱声,用手一摸脑袋,竟然是一手的血,于是破口大骂道:“尼玛,xx你个oo,菩萨,你这是受的什么戒,头都被你扎破了!” 观世音菩萨微微一笑道:“沙和尚,不要生气,现在你是受了戒的佛陀,还是要讲点佛门的礼数,这水下没法燃烧香烛,故用此方法受戒,本应该给你点上十二个戒疤,但看在你现在流血不止的份儿上,还是算了吧,这里有一包云南白药,你拿去止止血。” 沙僧心想观世音菩萨也算是声望的菩萨,应该不会忽悠人的,于是就接了白药,双手合十道了谢。 “菩萨,你刚刚说怎么救我脱离苦海来着?”沙僧又问道。 观世音菩萨重复说道:“本尊是说,苦海无边,回头是岸!你前世为卷帘大将,因打破琉璃盏被贬下界,今生化为妖怪,在这流沙河是杀生造孽,真是罪过!所以我劝你,放下屠刀,立地成佛!” “菩萨,你这句话大错而特错了,我自从被贬下界,都没带半个兵器,由于天天洗盘子,练就了飞盘杀人之术,你看,今天我见你一来,就将那一大叠盘子砸了,这算不算是放下屠刀?”沙僧问道。 观世音菩萨想了一会儿,点头道:“嗯,这应该算是吧!记住,如今你已经受戒,以后不许再杀生造孽!” 沙僧点了点头:“菩萨,这个我记住了,可是这苦海无边,回头是岸我怎么也想不清楚啊,我站在这里看,无论怎么回头,都是屁股啊!我觉得应该说成‘苦海无边,回头是屁股才对’,而且‘苦海无边’这一句,也不对啊,这流沙河里的水,好像有点甜哦,你们南海的海水太咸了,那里应该才是苦海吧,你久居南海,难怪会生如此感慨。” “狗屁个道理,简直是油嘴滑舌!”观世音菩萨叹道,“也罢,你跟着唐唐去西天取经,也许会学好一些,俗话说,近猪者痴,近墨者黑。你和八戒交往后,也许会成为一个地地道道的痴汉!到时候我见到你,想必你不会这么油嘴滑舌了。” 沙僧一拍手喜,搓着手问道:“菩萨,你这么说,我现在可以正式归队了么?” “不行,你如果就这样子归队,会受到唐唐,悟空和八戒的鄙视,尤其是那唐唐,他是一个欠虐型的人,你不虐他,他就让你没有好日子过!”观世音菩萨摆手说道。 沙僧一脸为难的样子,苦着脸问道:“菩萨,那你得给我支个招啊,我要怎么才能归队?” “我现在赐给你一个降妖宝杖,你去把那孙猴子和猪八戒给我打一顿,说不一定那唐唐欣赏你的能力,就欣欣然答应你一起去西天取经了!”说着,观世音菩萨念了一个诀,手一翻,手中闪了一道金光,出现了一个三四尺的拐杖。 沙僧眼睛看得仔细,知道这拐杖是一件神器,于是跪在地上,连连道谢。 “你不必谢我,这一切都是如来佛祖的旨意!有了这降妖宝杖,你就能和那猴子和那头猪抗衡了!这宝贝虽然和悟空和八戒的兵器差不多,不过你自己的实力你要掂量一下。”观世音菩萨笑道。 沙僧甚是不解,问道:“难道我和悟空和八戒的差距很大么,我们都是妖怪啊!” “那悟空是猴子成精,那八戒是懒猪成怪,而你是一个鲨鱼成精,你自己想一想,到底是谁厉害!”观世音菩萨想了想说道。 “我檫,我在这水中这么多年,还以为自己是一只孱弱无比的蝌蚪成精,原来是鲨鱼怪,这突然强大了这么多,我有点接受不了啊,感觉身体里有一股强大的气劲在涌动,不行,我要出去与那悟空和八戒斗一番,哈哈,让他们见识一下我的厉害!”沙僧说着,便提着降妖宝杖。 却说八戒和悟空在流沙河岸上闲得慌,开始斗二人地主,悟空握着一手牌,埋怨道:“八戒,都怪你不小心,我只是上了一真趟wc,没想到一回来你就让师父他老人家给走丢了。若是他在这里,我们斗地主,都是他送钱给我们了。和他一起打牌,比发工资还要爽!我喜欢这种领导。” 八戒嘟哝道:“其实我也劝过师父,叫他不要下水啊,可是那唐唐可是老顽固,哪里会听我的劝,硬是要去游泳!不过他定不会死的,若是死了,定会有尸体浮上来,我们都在岸上坐了两个钟头了,都不见他的尸体浮上来。” “莫非……莫非他老人家被妖怪给吃了!”悟空想了想,突然惊叫道。 “死了更好,我们可以分了行李各自回家,我那云栈洞还有美娇娘等着我哩!我一直骗她们,说我这工作年薪百万,她们哪里会想到我跟着唐唐做了一个山城棒棒军。这下子回去都没面子了。”八戒捂着脑袋,痛苦地说道。 “不行,我得到河上去看看师父,万一他老人家的尸体浮上来了,我们也好给他收尸啊!”悟空放下手中的牌,提着金箍棒说道。 “猴哥,你不能赖皮啊,赢了就想走人,不行,还斗两盘!”八戒拉着悟空说道。 “好你一下呆子,只顾打牌,难道都不顾正事儿了么?”悟空生气的说道。说着,扬起棍子要打八戒。 八戒护着头,慌忙起身,提起钉耙对悟空道:“猴哥,莫生气,我只是说着玩玩,你要我做什么我就做什么,走,我们到河上去给师父他老人家收尸去。” 悟空和八戒二人,沿着流沙河岸,往下游走,走了一段路,八戒突然指着水面对悟空道:“猴哥,你看,那河面上有一个人在水里挣扎,好像是落水了!” 悟空将爪子遮在眉上,往那边眺望了几眼,笑道:“呆子,你说错了,那人是在学游泳哩!哪里是在落水挣扎,若是你不相信,我们再等一会儿!” 八戒和悟空坐在岸上看了一会儿,提着钉耙起身道:“猴哥,我实在看不下去了,那人不往前浮,又不沉,一直在那里挣扎,我真想两钉耙,将他打到水底去。俺老猪今天要前去会会他!” “去吧,去吧,师父他老人家不在,你想做什么就可以做什么,不要犹豫,我支持你!”悟空依然坐在岸边,挥手说道。 八戒虽然笨拙,但却能踏水而行,很快,便近到那个游泳的人跟前。 八戒走近,仔细一看,那人很得脸青面黑,只有两个眼睛在不停的转,只有三分人模样,分明是一个妖怪,于是大声问道:“你是何方妖怪,给我报上名来!” 那妖怪提着一个拐杖,纵出水面,悬立在空中,哈哈笑道:“师兄,你不认识我了,我是沙和尚啊!” 八戒抖擞精神,举耙就筑,口中骂道:“你这个妖怪,好不识理,生得这般丑,还冒充我的兄弟,吃俺老猪一耙!” 原来这妖怪真个是沙僧,沙僧本是到水上来向悟空、八戒挑战的,不过是浮在水面做做热身运动,没想到八戒自己送上门来,于是也扬着降妖宝杖迎了上去,和八戒斗在一起。 八戒和沙僧在水上斗了十多个回合,又腾到空中斗了十多个回合,均是不相上下,那八戒累得气喘,一闪身,虚晃一耙说道:“我打累了,等我回去喝一口水,再继续。” 说罢,八戒飞到岸上,那悟空笑道:“丑,丑,丑,刚才你和那妖怪打架的招式太丑了,我都不敢相信,这世上还有这么丑的招式,快说,打赢了没有?” 八戒叹道:“没有赢,但是也没有输。那妖怪是沙师弟,我只是打打玩,没有想赢他!” 悟空冷笑道:“既然是沙师弟,更要打一打,不打不亲热,看老孙去修理修理他! ” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十七章、苦海无边,回头是岸 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 流沙河,嘻耳炖宾馆的厨房里,沙僧抱着一大叠盘子,哼着《大悲咒》,往碗柜那边走去。沙僧现在是流沙河嘻耳炖宾馆的正式洗碗工,走路时也会扭扭屁股,甚至有一些趾高气扬。 现在嘻耳炖宾馆里的客人越来越多了,主要是老板鲢鱼怪会经营,在西海龙宫里雇了一些漂亮的小姐。 可是沙僧也不会却胡思乱想,因为自己毕竟是一个打工的,有吃有喝有钱花就行了,至于那些漂亮的小姐,是有钱人的玩物,而且又是高消费,不是他这种低贱的工薪族能消费得起的。 前一段时间,沙僧因好色,偷偷摸了那新来的小姐鲤鱼精的大腿,被老板鲢鱼怪扣了半个月工资,所以,现在沙僧见了美女,不得不转身回避。 “哇,有美女!”沙僧突然看到一个长裙美女姗姗走来,一时忘记了哼歌。 沙僧不由一皱眉头,心中暗忖道:“这美女好不时兴,现在都流行齐b短裙,为何她还穿这白皙的小腿都不露一点的裙子?不过这张脸还算精致漂亮,身材还算匀称,目测是b罩杯……” “哗啦……”沙僧因看美女走神,不慎滑倒,手中的一大叠盘子全跌碎了。 沙僧灰头土脸的从地上爬起来,脸上还沾了一些碎瓷渣子,望了一眼那走到跟前的美女自语道:“都说红颜祸水,一点也没有错。”于是闭上双眼,口中念叨道:“我不看,我不看。” 不过沙僧还是忍不住暗中睁开一只眼睛,偷瞄了一眼那美女的胸部。真是海棠微露红蕊,竹笋吐出春情,美不胜收。 “阿弥陀佛,沙和尚,我是南海观音,我到这里来,是前来解救你出苦海的!”那美女双手合十,腾身坐到一朵金莲上,显了法力。 “原来是菩萨,失敬,失敬,可我的名字叫龙五,不是什么沙门的和尚!你看,我还蓄着一头飘逸的头发!”沙僧一甩自己的头发说道。 “你乃是卷帘大将转世,今生注定皈依佛门,你把脑袋伸过来,本尊这就给你受戒!”观世音菩萨微屈兰花指,妩媚一笑,对沙僧招了招手。 沙僧虽对观世音菩萨的话半信半疑,但是心中暗忖道,哪个风流的男人不被美人儿骗一回,也罢,我今天就上一回当,反正吃亏上当就这一次,于是沙僧将头伸了过去。 观世音菩萨一咬牙,狠心地探出五根手指,直扎在沙僧的头上,那沙僧被扎得龇牙咧嘴,疼得钻心,又不好意思吱声,用手一摸脑袋,竟然是一手的血,于是破口大骂道:“尼玛,xx你个oo,菩萨,你这是受的什么戒,头都被你扎破了!” 观世音菩萨微微一笑道:“沙和尚,不要生气,现在你是受了戒的佛陀,还是要讲点佛门的礼数,这水下没法燃烧香烛,故用此方法受戒,本应该给你点上十二个戒疤,但看在你现在流血不止的份儿上,还是算了吧,这里有一包云南白药,你拿去止止血。” 沙僧心想观世音菩萨也算是声望的菩萨,应该不会忽悠人的,于是就接了白药,双手合十道了谢。 “菩萨,你刚刚说怎么救我脱离苦海来着?”沙僧又问道。 观世音菩萨重复说道:“本尊是说,苦海无边,回头是岸!你前世为卷帘大将,因打破琉璃盏被贬下界,今生化为妖怪,在这流沙河是杀生造孽,真是罪过!所以我劝你,放下屠刀,立地成佛!” “菩萨,你这句话大错而特错了,我自从被贬下界,都没带半个兵器,由于天天洗盘子,练就了飞盘杀人之术,你看,今天我见你一来,就将那一大叠盘子砸了,这算不算是放下屠刀?”沙僧问道。 观世音菩萨想了一会儿,点头道:“嗯,这应该算是吧!记住,如今你已经受戒,以后不许再杀生造孽!” 沙僧点了点头:“菩萨,这个我记住了,可是这苦海无边,回头是岸我怎么也想不清楚啊,我站在这里看,无论怎么回头,都是屁股啊!我觉得应该说成‘苦海无边,回头是屁股才对’,而且‘苦海无边’这一句,也不对啊,这流沙河里的水,好像有点甜哦,你们南海的海水太咸了,那里应该才是苦海吧,你久居南海,难怪会生如此感慨。” “狗屁个道理,简直是油嘴滑舌!”观世音菩萨叹道,“也罢,你跟着唐唐去西天取经,也许会学好一些,俗话说,近猪者痴,近墨者黑。你和八戒交往后,也许会成为一个地地道道的痴汉!到时候我见到你,想必你不会这么油嘴滑舌了。” 沙僧一拍手喜,搓着手问道:“菩萨,你这么说,我现在可以正式归队了么?” “不行,你如果就这样子归队,会受到唐唐,悟空和八戒的鄙视,尤其是那唐唐,他是一个欠虐型的人,你不虐他,他就让你没有好日子过!”观世音菩萨摆手说道。 沙僧一脸为难的样子,苦着脸问道:“菩萨,那你得给我支个招啊,我要怎么才能归队?” “我现在赐给你一个降妖宝杖,你去把那孙猴子和猪八戒给我打一顿,说不一定那唐唐欣赏你的能力,就欣欣然答应你一起去西天取经了!”说着,观世音菩萨念了一个诀,手一翻,手中闪了一道金光,出现了一个三四尺的拐杖。 沙僧眼睛看得仔细,知道这拐杖是一件神器,于是跪在地上,连连道谢。 “你不必谢我,这一切都是如来佛祖的旨意!有了这降妖宝杖,你就能和那猴子和那头猪抗衡了!这宝贝虽然和悟空和八戒的兵器差不多,不过你自己的实力你要掂量一下。”观世音菩萨笑道。 沙僧甚是不解,问道:“难道我和悟空和八戒的差距很大么,我们都是妖怪啊!” “那悟空是猴子成精,那八戒是懒猪成怪,而你是一个鲨鱼成精,你自己想一想,到底是谁厉害!”观世音菩萨想了想说道。 “我檫,我在这水中这么多年,还以为自己是一只孱弱无比的蝌蚪成精,原来是鲨鱼怪,这突然强大了这么多,我有点接受不了啊,感觉身体里有一股强大的气劲在涌动,不行,我要出去与那悟空和八戒斗一番,哈哈,让他们见识一下我的厉害!”沙僧说着,便提着降妖宝杖窜到流沙河河面上去了。 却说八戒和悟空在流沙河岸上闲得慌,开始玩二人斗地主,悟空握着一手牌,埋怨道:“八戒,都怪你不小心,我只是上了一趟wc,没想到一回来你就让师父他老人家给走丢了。若是他在这里,我们斗地主,都是他送钱给我们了。和他一起打牌,比发工资还要爽!我喜欢这种领导。” 八戒嘟哝道:“其实我也劝过师父,叫他不要下水啊,可是那唐唐可是老顽固,哪里会听我的劝,硬是要去游泳!不过他定不会死的,若是死了,定会有尸体浮上来,我们都在岸上坐了两个钟头了,都不见他的尸体浮上来。” “莫非……莫非他老人家被妖怪给吃了!”悟空想了想,突然惊叫道。 “死了更好,我们可以分了行李各自回家,我那云栈洞还有美娇娘等着我哩!我一直骗她们,说我这工作年薪百万,她们哪里会想到我跟着唐唐做了一个山城棒棒军。这下子回去都没面子了。”八戒捂着脑袋,痛苦地说道。 “不行,我得到河上去看看师父,万一他老人家的尸体浮上来了,我们也好给他收尸啊!”悟空放下手中的牌,提着金箍棒说道。 “猴哥,你不能赖皮啊,赢了就想走人,不行,还斗两盘!”八戒拉着悟空说道。 “好你一下呆子,只顾打牌,难道都不顾正事儿了么?”悟空生气的说道。说着,扬起棍子要打八戒。 八戒护着头,慌忙起身,提起钉耙对悟空道:“猴哥,莫生气,我只是说着玩玩,你要我做什么我就做什么,走,我们到河上去给师父他老人家收尸去。” 悟空和八戒二人,沿着流沙河岸,往下游走,走了一段路,八戒突然指着水面对悟空道:“猴哥,你看,那河面上有一个人在水里挣扎,好像是落水了!” 悟空将爪子遮在眉上,往那边眺望了几眼,笑道:“呆子,你说错了,那人是在学游泳哩!哪里是在落水挣扎,若是你不相信,我们再等一会儿!” 八戒和悟空坐在岸上看了一会儿,提着钉耙起身道:“猴哥,我实在看不下去了,那人不往前浮,又不沉,一直在那里挣扎,我真想两钉耙,将他打到水底去。俺老猪今天要前去会会他!” “去吧,去吧,师父他老人家不在,你想做什么就可以做什么,不要犹豫,我支持你!”悟空依然坐在岸边,挥手说道。 八戒虽然笨拙,但却能踏水而行,很快,便近到那个游泳的人跟前。 八戒走近,仔细一看,那人很得脸青面黑,只有两个眼睛在不停的转,只有三分人模样,分明是一个妖怪,于是大声问道:“你是何方妖怪,给我报上名来!” 那妖怪提着一个拐杖,纵出水面,悬立在空中,哈哈笑道:“师兄,你不认识我了,我是沙和尚啊!” 八戒抖擞精神,举耙就筑,口中骂道:“你这个妖怪,好不识理,生得这般丑,还冒充我的兄弟,吃俺老猪一耙!” 原来这妖怪真个是沙僧,沙僧本是到水上来向悟空、八戒挑战的,不过是浮在水面做做热身运动,没想到八戒自己送上门来,于是也扬着降妖宝杖迎了上去,和八戒斗在一起。 八戒和沙僧在水上斗了十多个回合,又腾到空中斗了十多个回合,均是不相上下,那八戒累得气喘,一闪身,虚晃一耙说道:“我打累了,等我回去喝一口水,再继续。” 说罢,八戒飞到岸上,那悟空笑道:“丑,丑,丑,刚才你和那妖怪打架的招式太丑了,我都不敢相信,这世上还有这么丑的招式,快说,打赢了没有?” 八戒叹道:“没有赢,但是也没有输。那妖怪是沙师弟,我只是打打玩,没有想赢他!” 悟空冷笑道:“既然是沙师弟,更要打一打,不打不亲热,看老孙去修理修理他!“ ” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 为何不叫《唐唐西游记》? .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 本书很多的人物和剧情源于《西游记》原著,但是却是一个彻头彻尾的搞笑版本的西游记。 如今写西游版本的小说,似乎有不少,有大圣传,牛魔王传记,猪八戒,沙僧传记,各种传记版本颇多,但又不尽相同。 甚至我还见有人写白骨精传记的。我要写一本搞笑逗逼的小说,这也是一种特别刺激冒险的尝试。 当然,为了少招骂名,我还是打算写正规一些,我看过好几遍西游原著,但是印象不是很深,以至于写作时还要临时抱佛脚,边看西游记边写。 中国古代四大名著,《西游记》是唯一的一本小说,虽然是小说,但不是志怪小说,虽说是游记,但又不是个人游记。 所有的游记,都是有奇遇的。而西游的奇遇,则是和妖怪碰头。 妖怪在西游记是充当的是劫匪和拦路虎的角色,他们拦劫的对象就是唐僧。 而唐僧作为一个师父,不是用法力罩着徒弟,而是一路被徒弟保护,唐僧的形象是懦弱老实的和尚,而悟空是顽皮好斗,八戒是贪财好色,嗜睡贪吃,沙和尚个性不鲜明,但一路表现得憨厚老实,自始至终。 我一开始害怕写这一类书,害怕人家说我写得太烂,而揹上了骂名,可是我想写的东西,一定会动笔去写的。尽管有时写出来的东西和原来设想的不一样。 很多读者看了这书,会认为这种轻松幽默的书写不了很长的,能写到五十万字,都是很神的写法了。 我也不能保证这本书能写多长,但剧情是和《西游记》同步的,应该不会比西游原著的字数少吧,我可以设法将此书写长一些,不辜负读者的期望。 至于太监,这种事不要提,我写的太监书数量也有十多本了,不想再太监了。能写,尽量写下去。 当然,一切写作的源动力,还是读者的支持,若是没有读者支持,一个人孤独的写作,肯定写不了多少。没了信心,也就码不下去了。 最近我发现一个论坛,发了一个下载我上一本书的完本,花一个金币,可以下载全本,居然还有三四十个人花金币去下载。我想说,这些读者最好还是支持一下原载网站。 这里是逐浪,我是作者凌晨飞升。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十八章、木叉来了 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 却说沙僧战胜了八戒,一个人握着降妖宝杖,沾沾自喜地立在空中,不一会儿,又见悟空前来对阵,不觉得精神大振,抡起降妖宝杖,要来与悟空相拼。 悟空身材矮小,身子灵活,充分发挥了身体灵动的优势,只见他腾在空中,大喝一声,那手中的金箍棒一下子长了十多丈,变得跟一个柱头似的,砸向沙僧。 那金箍棒来得快,沙僧只能横着降妖宝杖抵挡,没想到金箍棒的力重,只听“轰隆”一阵巨响,若惊雷一般,沙僧被一棒击翻在水里。立在岸上观战的八戒都吓得掩了耳朵,八戒再一睁眼,见悟空又抱着金箍棒立在他的身前。 八戒问道:“猴哥,沙师弟他哪里去了?” 悟空往旁边流沙河的水面上一指,说道:“那水上浮着的不是?” 八戒顺着悟空指的方向看面,只见那水面上浮着一个肚皮儿朝天的大鲨鱼,于是哭丧着脸说道:“猴哥,你把师弟他给打死了!现在我师父死了,师弟也死了,你得把他们都给我赔回来,不赔回来,你自个儿看着办吧!呜呜……” “你这个死猪呆子,又犯傻了是不是?”悟空生气地说一指水上说道:“你看,这事却不是我干的,都是那河上的电鱼的渔民搞的鬼!” 八戒揉了揉眼睛,往水上一看,只见一个穿着灰布衫子,戴着黑色斗笠的汉子,坐在一个木船上,缓缓地划着船,他背上背着一个电鱼的机器,手中拿着一个青皮葫芦。他将那船停了桨,举起葫芦,照着水面上的鲨鱼尸体念了一会儿经文,又见一道金光,那巨大的鲨鱼便被收到了葫芦里面。 那戴着黑色斗笠的汉子将青皮葫芦系在腰间,又划着木船,一脸笑意,向悟空和八戒划了过来。 八戒吓得脸青面黑,闪到悟空身后说道:“猴哥,这不晓得是哪方来的菩萨,收了菩萨,又要来收我们哩,还不快走!” 悟空将金箍棒在地上一拄,神色淡定,冷冷说道:“他敢收老子,老子就给他一顿乱棒,打得他满地找牙!哈哈!” 悟空举着金箍棒正欲动手,只见那船上戴着黑色斗笠的汉子远远的挥手说道:“悟空,莫要动手,我乃是木叉,是观世音菩萨派我来,帮你们降伏妖怪的。” 听了这话,悟空果然住了手,叉手站在岸边,待那汉子上岸。 木叉停好了船,身子一跃,上了岸,悟空问道:“你木叉是哪号人物,俺老孙咋个没有听说过哩?” 木叉双手合十,施了一个佛礼说道:“我法名叫惠岸,是观世音菩萨门下的关门弟子,木叉是我的小名,我本名叫木吒,我是哪吒的二哥,托塔李天王的二子。” 八戒在一旁闻言拍手哈哈笑道:“那李天王一天拿着镇妖塔,到处收妖,没想到今日自己的儿子却被观世音菩萨给收了,真是恶有恶报啊!那观世音菩萨生得如花似玉,分外水灵,你和她关着门,恐怕没做什么好事吧!” 木叉被说得一脸冷汗,十分无语…… 悟空转过头,对八戒呵斥道:“呆子,你不会说话,给我closeyourmouth(注,闭嘴的意思)。” “猴哥,你不懂英文,不要时不时冒一句雷人的英文出来,叫人闭嘴,你可以直接说shutup,这岂不是更简洁?”八戒憨笑着纠正道。 木叉见悟空和八戒在谈论英文,一时插不上嘴,愣了半晌,又拍着背上电鱼的机器说道:“菩萨给我的这台三千伏的电鱼的机器还真的很给力,一下子就将沙僧给放倒了!” 悟空扯着木叉的衫子,低声耳语道:“电鱼这事儿切勿张扬,要知道这可是犯法的事儿,大唐渔业保护法第三十八条第一款明文规定:使用炸鱼、毒鱼、电鱼等破坏渔业资源方法进行捕捞的,违反关于禁渔区、禁渔期的规定进行捕捞的,或者使用禁用的渔具、捕捞方法和小于最小网目尺寸的网具进行捕捞或者渔获物中幼鱼超过规定比例的,没收渔获物和违法所得,处5万元以下的罚款;情节严重的,没收渔具,吊销捕捞许可证;情节特别严重的,可以没收渔船;构成犯罪的,依法追究刑事责任。” “怕他个屁,老子反正是无照经营,何况天高皇帝远,他们管不着,如今我只保你们顺利到西天取经就行了!”木叉不屑地抖了抖衫子说道。 八戒在一旁拢了拢嘴巴说道:“还西天取经哩,师父都被妖怪吃了,沙师弟也被你给电死了,你赶快叫菩萨重新派人来取经吧!” 木叉听了,哈哈大笑道:“沙僧他没死,只是昏迷过去了,你用你的猪拱嘴,给他做一个人工呼吸就行了!”说罢,取下腰间的青皮葫芦,往地上一照,一道金光闪后,那沙僧便滚落在地。 八戒果然伏在地上给沙僧做人工呼吸,不一会儿,那沙僧真个醒了过来。 悟空对木叉一拱手问道:“师弟也救活过来了,那师父呢?” “你师父唐唐被流沙河底的鲢鱼怪给捉去了,被绑为人质,藏起来了,你们还是赶快去救他吧!” 八戒笑道:“那好,我们这就去偷人!” “偷人?”悟空一皱眉头。 八戒发现自己说错话,一拢嘴巴道:“猴哥,你误解了,我的意思是我们悄悄潜入,把师父给偷出来!” 悟空望了望流沙河的河水,叹道:“唉,我是猴儿出手,树上来去自如,可这水下却去不得,若是念避水诀,也能坚持一两个时辰,可是在水下却使不得棍棒,所以要救人,你们自己去救吧!” 沙僧翻身而起,说道:“两位师兄,我沙僧的水性好,那鲢鱼怪又是我老板,混得极熟,你让我去救师父吧!” 悟空挥了挥手道:“各尽所能,八戒,沙僧,你们快去吧!俺老孙就坐在这岸上,待你们将那妖怪引上岸来,我就一棒打死!” 八戒摸了摸猪脑袋说道:“猴哥,都说‘棍棒无情,刀剑无眼’,到时候你莫伤到俺老猪了!” “放心,放心,你们尽管去吧,我到时候看清楚了打,绝对不会打错,宁可错杀一千,不可放过一人!”悟空笑道。 “那好吧,看来我只能最后一个上岸了!”八戒极不情愿地嘟哝道。 “师兄,我们走吧!这流沙河的路我极熟,你跟着我就不会有事的。”沙僧一手提着降妖宝杖,一手扯着八戒说着。 八戒果然跟了沙和尚,只听扑通,扑通两声,二人便各携了兵器,跳入流沙河里。 …… 却说唐唐沉入流沙河里,口中念道:“如来佛祖帮忙喝水!如来佛祖帮忙喝水!”这两边的水自然分开了一条水道,哈哈,没想到避水诀这么简单。 都说流沙河八百流沙界,三千弱水深。鹅毛飘不起,芦花定底沉,是扯蛋的,那唐唐来到水中,来去自如,如履平地。 唐唐到了水下,自然注意到了那五星级,用红珊瑚做招牌的嘻耳炖宾馆,于是就向那宾馆里走去。 那宾馆里的礼仪小姐,都是龙宫请来的妖精美人儿,一个个盯着齿白唇红,面如冠玉的唐唐,哪个不动心?又见唐唐能在水中分水开道,分明是一个神人,于是都簇拥上去,将唐唐拥入一个包房里,连房钱都替唐唐给付了。 唐唐虽知道这些美人儿都是妖精变的,却经不住美色诱惑,左拥右抱,搂着几个美人儿,在包厢里快活。 唐唐说:“我想唱歌,我高兴时就想喝《大悲咒》。” 美人们又将唐唐拥到一个ktv包房里,其中一个鲤鱼说道:“这《大悲咒》在流沙河里不流行啊,现在我们都唱《小苹果》!” 唐唐乐了,点头接过麦克风说道:“那好,我就唱一回《小苹果》,不过我还是喜欢那里面装蛇跳舞的那个女孩子,她叫什么名字?” 鲤鱼精摸了摸自己的身子说道:“她胸没有我大,屁股没我圆,腰没有我细,脸蛋儿也没有我漂亮,你应该喜欢我才是啊,干嘛要去喜欢她?” 唐唐瞟了她一眼道:“可是人家是明星!我喜欢看她主演的《夜关门:欲望之花》。” “你陪我们喝啤酒吧,我们就陪你聊电影,总之,不管是什么大片,烂片,都是你想聊的!”鲤鱼精说道。 “可我想聊岛国的片子!”唐唐想了想,诡异的笑了笑说道。 “如何你在这里消费十打啤酒,我们现场表演无码也是可以的!”鲤鱼精用极有内涵的话说道。 唐唐二话不说,开始埋头喝酒,难得见一回无码表演,今天就算是把老命搭上,也得喝个痛快,不一会儿,唐唐就变得头重脚轻了,唐唐也知道,自己是醉了。 喝得酩酊大醉的唐唐开始趁醉袭胸,追得那些妖精美人儿在厢房里乱窜,这时,一个身材高大,留着小胡子的人,领着几个戴墨镜的保镖走了进来。 他便是这里的老板鲢鱼怪,他的手中,拿着一个胡萝卜。妖精美人儿们都怕他。 鲢鱼怪使了一个眼色,吩咐保镖把唐唐给绑了,唐唐不明白是怎么一回事儿,于是问道:“我犯了什么事儿,你们要绑架我?” 鲢鱼怪哈哈大笑,指着手中的胡萝卜对大小妖怪和妖精美人儿们说道:“你们看,我这手中是什么?” 众人答道:“胡萝卜!” 鲢鱼怪摇了摇头道:“错了,这个叫土人参。这唐唐是就一个洋人参,千年人参修炼成精,吃了可以长生不老!” 唐唐无耻地笑道:“我不是妖怪,你认错了。我的人参在下面。这些美女妖精们都知道的。她们都看过了。” “少跟我油嘴滑舌,老子今天要把你生吞活剥了!”链鱼怪恶狠狠地说道。 那鲢鱼怪身后的一个小妖凑上前拱手说道:“大王,我还是劝你吃熟食,熟食人体更容易吸收,生食容易造成消化不良,另外,很多生食由于清洗的问题往往会残留农药和很多寄生虫,对人体不利!原始人的寿命之所以短暂,只是因为吃生食的缘故,所以后来发明火种后,就很少吃生食了!” 鲢鱼怪一掌拍在那小妖的脑门儿上,那妖怪顿时脑瓜开裂,倒在地上,鲢鱼怪冷声说道:“你懂得太多了!” 这厢房中的大小妖怪,顿时不敢吱声,一个个目瞪口呆地望着鲢鱼怪。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第四十九章、横渡流沙河 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐被那鲢鱼怪吓得瘫软,又被他手下的保镖像拖一条死蛇一般,拖出厢房,拿了三五十条绳子,将他绑在一个柱子上,那水中的妖怪一个个兴奋的想着如何吃唐唐,商议着是将唐唐蒸着吃,炖着吃,还是炒着吃。 “大王,我们的蒸笼最近盖不严盖子,有点漏气,蒸东西总是蒸得半生不熟,我想还是不要蒸着吃为好!”一个穿着厨师白袍的小妖对鲢鱼怪说道。 “大王,我们的高压锅坏了,炖着吃肯定不行了!”另一个小妖拱手说道。 “擦,连炖着吃都不行,那不是坏了我们嘻耳炖宾馆的名头?”鲢鱼怪想了想,叹道,“算了吧,还是将唐唐切成肉片炒来吃!” “禀告大王,我们的切片机也坏了,而且过了保修期,商家不保修啊!”那穿着厨师白袍的小妖说道。 鲢鱼怪闻言,满脸怒色道:“你们手中拿的刀刀叉叉是做什么用的?手工切也要把这唐唐给剁成块,本大王等不及了!就算是生肉片,本大王也可以下口的!” 唐唐本来就被吓得瘫软了,如今一听那鲢鱼怪说要剁他,一下子被吓昏过去了。 众大小妖怪,拿起刀刀叉叉,簇拥着上前,将唐唐身上的绳子给割了,唐唐惊醒过来,急中生智,变了一个小虫儿,爬在其中一个小妖的衣服上。众大小妖怪正准备来剁唐唐,却一时找不到人,又恐鲢鱼怪责骂,于是就拉着其中一个冲在最前面的小妖给剁了。 众大小妖怪正剁得欢快,一个个满脸是血,狰狞狂笑,那鲢鱼怪看着手下这么卖力,当然开心得不得了,心中暗想马上就可以吃到唐唐的肉了,口水一条线的往下面流,只得用衣袖掩着嘴巴。 这时,一个穿着灰白鳞甲的小妖仓惶来报,一拱手对鲢鱼怪说道:“大王,不好了,那洗盘子的龙五如今当了做了和尚,化名沙僧,他牵着一头猪,一脸杀气的回来讨要工钱来了!麻烦大了,听说他经常洗碗打烂盘子,练就了飞盘杀人的好功夫,惹不了啊!” 鲢鱼怪一皱眉,思量片刻询问道:“我们欠了那龙五多少工钱?” 小妖拱手回道:“除了平时买牙刷,牙膏,洗衣粉,肥皂,洗发精的钱,我们根本没有给过他工钱啊?因为我们是包吃包住。不过他在我们这里的工钱还抵不过打烂的盘子的钱,我想,就给他的工钱全部扣光。” “全部扣光?”鲢鱼怪摆手道,“那沙僧不好惹,扣光了会招致杀身之祸的!” “可是大王,现在已经杀上门来了!”小妖比太监还着急。 “不怕,传令下去,收光厨房所有的盘子,老子收天下之兵,看那沙僧怎么来杀我!”鲢鱼怪阴险冷笑道。 “可是大王,那沙僧手上拿着一个金光闪闪的,七扭八歪的拐杖!恐怕是一件威力巨大的杀器!”那小妖担心的说道。 “莫怕,想必是那家伙没拿工钱,出去混吃混喝,被人打瘸了!现在只能拄着拐杖走路哩!”鲢鱼怪一点也不担心,尽管他面前的大妖小怪们吓得直打哆嗦。 只听轰隆一声,外面的镶金石门被八戒一钉耙给筑开了,那沙僧因为之前撞不开门,撞了一脸的血,那鲢鱼怪见势不对,喝令下面的小妖抵挡,自己准备逃之夭夭。 沙僧眼疾手快,将手中的降妖宝杖掷出,打在那鲢鱼怪的脊背上,那鲢鱼怪便化为一条鱼,准备游走,被八戒一钉耙给筑死了。 沙僧心疼的说道:“师兄,本来今天可以吃一顿烤鱼的,被你这一钉耙筑得稀烂,唉,真是浪费啊!” 八戒拢了拢猪拱嘴笑道:“沙师弟,这河中这么多的鱼精虾怪,虽然有的是你的同胞兄妹,你也不必怜惜,我们一网打尽,今日可以好好的美餐一顿!” “师兄,你不要忘了,我们今日来了这里的目的,是为了来救师父唐唐的,可师父他现在在哪里呢?”沙僧四处张望,却寻不到一个人影,只见那拿着刀刀叉叉的大妖小怪四处逃散。 八戒举着钉耙,要上前将那些妖怪剿杀干净,这时,只听那水面上,悟空划着船大声吆喝道:“八戒,沙僧,你们都快上来,木叉这小子要电鱼了!” 沙僧和八戒慌忙收了兵器,浮到水面,他们刚爬到木船上,那木叉就开始电鱼了,那河水中电光直闪,大大小小的鱼陆续浮到水面,八戒拭着鼻子上的汗珠说道:“该死的木叉,菩萨叫你来救唐唐,保他西天取经,你现在却在这里玩电鱼,想必师父他老人家,已经遭你电死了!” 木叉关了电鱼的机器,笑道:“你们的师父就在这船上哩,不然我怎么敢胡乱电鱼?” 八戒四外张望,不见人影子,说道:“你这木叉,都被观世音菩萨教坏了,倒学会了骗人,这小小的木船,一个藏人的地方都没有,哪里见到我师父?” 悟空一双火眼闪了一下,对八戒说道:“呆子,莫急,待俺老孙用火眼金睛看看!” 悟空用火眼金睛在船上扫了一圈,在八戒的耳朵下面摘下一条青虫说道:“师父,你变成了小虫儿,还是快变回来吧!” 只听那条青虫儿曲了曲身子,有气无力的叹道:“悟空,为师也想早一点变化回来啊,可是现在不小心忘记了变化的口诀了!” “师父,你真是年老多忘事啊,我上次还教你,这变虫的口诀就是‘不穿袈裟,藐视佛祖’,这变回来的口诀就是‘佛祖金光万丈,你好高大上!’” 唐唐按悟空所教的,一念诀,一缕青烟,金光一闪,身体果然变化了回来。 沙僧、八戒见唐唐变化回来,一个个都拍手称道,赞美唐唐法力超群,那唐唐一时高兴得手舞足蹈,差点跌到河里。 悟空将袈裟递给唐唐说道:“师父还是穿上衣服吧,小心吹了这河上的风,着了凉。” “想到年我去参军时,那首长见了我,都拍着我肩膀说我这是国防身体,吹这一点风正凉爽,怕什么?”唐唐拍了拍胸膛自豪的说道。 “咦,我怎么感觉这船在往下面沉啊?”唐唐突然说道。 八戒晃动着猪脑袋说道:“俺老猪没有感觉到,沙师弟,你有没有感觉到?” 沙僧十分的老实,说道:“我也感觉这船在往下沉,我的小腿下面都浸水了!屁股下面都湿了。” “擦,你们都是呆子,这船上多了一个人,就会变重,自然会往下面沉啊!”悟空说道,因为他身材矮小,这水已经淹到了他的胸膛了,他举着金箍棒,咬牙说道。 “我刚刚变成人,这船儿就沉了,这可怎么是好?”唐唐惊惶得不知所措,焦急的说道。 “木叉,你这会儿可不能再电鱼了啊,再电就得把我们这一船人都得电死!”悟空夺下木叉背上背着的电鱼的机器说道。 那木叉扑腾着跳到水里面,游着泳回头说道:“我去水面捡几道死鱼再回来!” “喂,喂,你这是想将我们这一船人都给淹死啊?”悟空对木叉喊道。 “大师兄,这一船人,好像就你一个人不会凫水吧?你是汉鸭子,嘻嘻!”沙僧嬉皮笑脸的说道,他在流沙河里待了这么多年,当然游泳不费一点力气的。 悟空本欲腾云,可几口水一呛,早已经不会东南西北了,那八戒一把将他托起说道:“猴哥,平时你就爱捉弄我老猪,关键时候,可就我一个人救你!” 悟空半睁着眼睛,吐了一口水问道:“师父呢,师父唐唐他在哪里去了?” “我在这里哩!现在你们总该相信我以前是铁人三项冠军了吧!”唐唐游在前面,已经遥遥领先,回头对悟空和八戒挥手说道。 “师父,你骗得了别人,可骗不了俺老猪啊,你跨下骑着小白龙,小白龙师弟一直在凫山埋头泳,难道我不知道?”八戒呵呵笑道。 唐唐一惊,说道:“擦,这也被你看出来了,你真不会为人啊,连为师的一点面子都不给,还当场揭穿。” 八戒一拭泠汗说道:“我只是说实话而已!师父你骑的龙头,坐在龙尾巴上面。” “这流河沙水域奇宽,你们可不要都来折磨小白龙啊,他是喝汽油的,到时候会超负荷的!”唐唐说道。 这时,那木叉又拎着一串死鱼回来了,他望着众人说道:“我还以为你们都淹死了,怎么一个个都活得好好的啊?” “观世音菩萨叫你来渡我们过流沙河,你却这般的怠慢,到时候我一定会到菩萨那里告你一状!”悟空对木叉要挟道。 木叉也开始害怕了,笑嘻嘻地从腰间解下那个青皮葫芦,口中喊了一声大,那葫芦自然变大,众人见了欢喜,都往那葫芦上爬。 众人爬上那葫芦,若登上船儿一样,可是没想到那葫芦悬在水中打圈,却不往前行。 唐唐站在葫芦上对木叉恭敬的施了一个佛礼道:“菩萨,我的徒弟们不懂礼数,我唐唐在这里给你道歉了,还望菩萨不要耍花样,渡我们过流沙河!” 木叉微微一笑,手一摊,对沙僧说道:“沙和尚,把你身上的骷髅项链给我,我渡你们过流沙河。” 沙僧为人老实,哪敢怠慢,急忙将那项链取下来,递给木叉。 木叉又念了一个诀,那骷髅项链瞬间变大,骷髅大得吓人,他将那骷髅挂在葫芦下面,那骷髅的嘴里开始喷水,整个葫芦像气垫船一般,飞快地向那流沙河的对岸驶去。 “佛教里的动力学,我真还不懂!”唐唐叹道。 “佛教里人死了,便是寻求大自在,得了永生超脱,这骷髅,都是亡者的尸骸,他们渴望超生,回到新生的彼岸,故此动力不断!”木叉笑着解释道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十章、八戒撞上了桃花运 上 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 木叉将唐唐、悟空、八戒、沙僧送到流沙河的对岸,念了个诀收了青皮葫芦,挂在腰间,双手合十,对唐唐施了一个礼道:“现在好了,唐唐,你们师徒顺利的渡过了流沙河,而我木叉也尽了我的义务,现在我要回去向观世音菩萨交差了,你们一路走好!” “多谢木叉菩萨,以后你到观世音菩萨那里说说好话,让她把那碧霞仙子还给我吧,我这一路西行,没有一个女人陪伴,寂寞不堪啊!”唐唐叹道。 木叉微微一笑:“大家都是男人,你的心思我懂,可是你一个大男人家,还领着几个徒弟,带着个女人去西天取经不太好吧?要不,你让你的大徒弟悟空在路上帮你捉一个女妖精,陪你去西天取经?” “那猴儿虽然本事很大,但是每次抓到女妖精都是自个儿享受,从来不顾忌他师父的感受,唉,所以我还是不指望他了!”唐唐摆手叹道。 木叉点了点头道:“好吧,我到观世音菩萨面前,尽量替你多美言几句!至于到时候成不成事,还要看你的修为和造化!缘分是前生修来的,这要看你和那碧霞仙子有没有缘分!”说罢,那木叉又骑到了青皮葫芦上面。 唐唐木来以为木叉会原路返回,没想到那木叉连同那青皮葫芦,一下子飞到了天上,穿梭浮云而去,唐唐羡慕的说道:“我要是有这水陆空三用的飞行器,该多好呀!” “师父,你不是有小白龙么?他也算是水陆两用,若是他化为龙形,也可以飞到天上去,只不过不能载人而已。”悟空抱着金箍棒笑着说道。 唐唐颔首笑道:“这么来说,这小白龙可比那三四十万的宝马好得多了,只可惜没有顶棚和挡风玻璃,我一路行来,要饱受风霜雨雪之苦。不过有一个代步的私人坐骑也好,为师不敢奢望了,只不知道这马儿何时才能载我去那西方福地。” “我了个去,木叉那小子也太自私了,电了那么多的鱼,居然也不留下一条,给我们烤来吃,填填我的肚子!”八猪拍了拍饿得干瘪的肚子说道。 “为师倒是不饿,只是有一点渴,悟空,你给师父我想想法子!”唐唐盯着悟空说道。 悟空回头一指那流沙河道:“我们离河这么近,要取一些水,还不容易?” “大师兄,千万不要在流沙河里取水,我经常在河里大小便,你想想,师父他老人家能喝这水么?”沙僧一摆手,对悟空说道。 悟空愣了片刻,挥挥爪子说道:“好说,好说,俺老孙这就去给师父寻些水去,八戒,你这头猪饿两三天也没有关系的啊,就先忍着一点吧,这样子也可以渐肥,现在肥胖不是富态,都是没钱减肥的穷人!” “猴哥,你是一个瘦猴子,自己瘦得跟一根藤儿一样,见人家长胖一点,心头就不爽是不是,俺老猪就是这体质,喝凉水也会发胖了!”八戒不服气地说道。 八戒话刚说完,再一看悟空,已经早不见了影踪,不知道到哪里去了。 唐唐盯着八戒,语重心长地说道:“八戒你有时还是要向悟空学习一下,你看,人家多麻利,不像你做点事,磨磨蹭蹭一半天,效率也十分的低下!” “猴子就是有些猴急嘛,俺老猪性子不一样,这比不得!若是我像他那样子,至少得短命十年!”八戒不听唐唐的话,解释道。 “你这吃糟糠的夯货,我也懒得跟你解释!我现在渴死了!那猴子怎么说也活了八百多岁了,没有一点短命的迹象!”唐唐摸着干涸的嘴唇说道。 “猴哥再这样子心急,也离死不远了,说不一定哪一天就突然间猝死了!”八戒一脸的埋怨,口中嘟哝道。 “呆子,你这家伙趁俺老孙不在,又讲了什么坏话?”悟空扯着八戒扇子般的耳朵问道。 “哎呀,哎呀,猴哥,猴哥,我知错了!”八戒疼得直挤眼睛,龇牙咧嘴地说道。 “悟空,不要捉弄八戒,为师让你去寻点水,寻到了没有?”唐唐上前拉着悟空的虎皮裙问道。 悟空抖了抖虎皮裙道:“师父,莫急,水在这里哩,你拿去吧!”悟空手中拿着一个塑料桶说道。 唐唐抱着塑料桶,拧开盖子就喝,刚喝了一口,说道:“悟空,为师喝这水的味道怎么怪怪的?不像是水哩!” “哈哈,猴哥这么快回来,一定是给师父带回的猴子尿!”八戒在一旁拢着猪拱嘴阴险地笑道,看上去完全是幸灾乐祸。 悟空一看另一只手,说道:“错了,错了,师父,这农夫山泉在这只手上,你喝的那一桶是给小白龙喝的汽油!俺老孙特地去寻了一些汽油,还望那小白龙跑快一点!” 唐唐本来很生气,但是听悟空这么一说,也未责备他,只是挥了挥手道:“那还不去喂马,喂完了我们好赶快上路。” “八戒你去喂马吧,我给你带了一个锅盔,是当地特产,虽然硬了一些,还是很好吃的哦!这里啊,已经是西牛贺洲的地界了!”悟空扔了一个饼给八戒。 八戒捧着一个饼,像一个乞丐一样,狼吞虎咽地吃了起来,沙僧吞着口水,凑上前,伸手道:“二师兄,给我吃一点吧,我也饿了!” 八戒慷慨地将锅盔分了一半给沙僧说道:“那好,喂马的事儿,就拜托给你了!” 沙僧接过锅盔,老老实实地提着汽油去喂马,不过他一直没有弄明白,这小白龙这种地球上的生物,怎么爱好是喝汽油! 唐唐喝了农夫山泉,抚了抚肚子,清了清嗓子道:“大家不要停滞,我们要趁今天天气两块,早点上路,多行一程!” 八戒赶快跪在白龙马的面前,白龙马慌了,回头说道:“二师兄,不要这么客气,不要给我下跪!” “擦,我哪里是向你下跪,我是让师父踏着我的背,好上马而已!”八戒甩着耳朵说道。 唐唐从白龙马另一侧上了马,只那小白龙大呼道:“二师兄,让开,我刹车不灵了!”说罢,直向八戒的身体上面踏了过去。 八戒正伏在地下,再加上他本来就反映迟钝,哪里反应过来,瞬间被踏得鼻青脸肿,只见那白龙马载着唐唐,踏着沙尘,急驰而去。 “八戒,不要傻愣着啊,赶快跟上,不然师父走在前面,又被那妖怪劫去了,那就麻烦了!”悟空对八戒说道。 这时,只见沙僧开着一个三轮摩托说道:“两位师兄,这里离流沙河近,我借了一个送货的三轮摩托,大家快上来,我们跟快一些!” 八戒忍着疼,笑呵呵地说道:“也罢,这样一来,我又省了一程路,这一天赶路,走得腿疼!” “沙师弟,你和八戒坐吧,我腾云还来得快一些!”悟空摆手道,说罢,径直腾到空中。 八戒和沙僧,坐在三轮摩托上,一路颠簸而行,沙僧突然回头,见那八戒痴痴傻傻,在那里发愣。 “二师兄,想什么哩?又在那里发愣?”沙僧询问道。 “俺在想你嫂子哩,你嫂子叫高翠兰,可是一个美女!啊,若是现在在高老庄就好了!”八戒拢了拢鼻子,伤感地说道。 “原来二师兄是有家室的人,为何要抛弃家中娇妻,来当和尚娶经?”沙僧问道。 八戒破涕为笑,说道:“其实俺老猪也是一个有长远打算的人,一开始,我也舍弃不下,后来观世音菩萨来给我做了思想工作,说一但成了佛,就可以妻妾成群,而且十分高大上,比如说如来佛祖。” “我做了一辈子的小人物,现在去西天取经,根本没有想过要成佛,只要能做一个罗汉或者菩萨就心满意足了!至于妻妾成群,更是不要想。”沙僧叹道。 八戒看了看沙僧的脸笑道:“不过,以你那张丑脸,也莫想泡半个妹子,只有重口味的妹子才会喜欢你这样的人!” “二师兄,你就莫取笑我了,我沙僧已经够自卑了,我都这么多年没有照过镜子了!偶尔撒尿时,照到了自己的模样,也会伤心一半天!”沙僧无可奈何地说道。 “啊,不要回头,小心驾驶……”八戒趴在沙僧的身后惊叫道,可是话没说完,车祸已经发生了。 沙僧的三轮摩托撞在一棵桃树上,瞬间肢解了,八戒仰面朝天地躺在地上,看着那桃花落英缤纷,伸手接了一朵,笑道:“莫非,俺老猪撞了桃花运。” “咦,沙师弟到哪里去了?”八戒一拍脑门自语道。 “俺在这里哩,二师兄,快救我!”沙僧倒挂在桃树上,对八戒嚷道。 八戒变了一根绳子,套在沙僧的腰上,将那沙僧从桃树上取了下来。 “八戒,绳子不要收了,还有为师哩,快救为师!”原来唐唐也挂在那棵桃树上。 “我擦,师父,你咋个也在这个地方出了车祸了?”八戒十分纳闷地问道。 “这一路行来,路都是直的,哪里知道这里有一个桃花园!我那小白龙每次喝了汽油,都刹不住车的!”唐唐说道。 八戒四处望了望,问道:“师父,小白龙师弟他在哪里啊?” “你看,那儿不是!”唐唐往那桃树后面一指,只见小白龙四蹄朝天的躺在地上,口吐白沫,已经累得不行了。 “师父,你老人家把师弟给活活累死了?”八戒惊道。 “没有,没有,他只是累了,发羊儿疯而已!八戒,这里的水草丰茂,你反正闲着没事儿,带着他四处溜溜。”唐唐说道。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十一章、八戒撞上了桃花运 中 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “要说是遛马,大师兄悟空他比我在行哩,他当年在天庭是出了名的弼马温,只要吆喝一声,那天马就围着天上白云转圈圈!”八戒笑着对唐唐说道。 “八戒,你又在背地是说俺老孙的什么坏话,看打!”悟空不知道从哪儿冒出来,扬着金箍棒要打八戒。 八戒见势不对,慌忙闪到唐唐的身后,说道:“师父,猴哥又要打我,我快快我啊!” “你这夯货又不长记性,胡言乱语,真是挨打,打个半死也不为过,打了之后,以后才不会乱说话!”唐唐也不护着八戒,转到一边,抖了抖袖子说道。 八戒虽然生得笨重,但是也是有修为的妖怪,见悟空的棍棒来了,闪得飞快,那悟空也是猴急,一棍子没打着八戒,却打在唐唐的头上,只听唐唐惨叫一声,倒在地上。 “师父,师父,你没事吧!”悟空慌忙弓身扶起唐唐,关切地问道。 唐唐揉着脑袋,怒眼望着悟空道:“为师倒是没有事,只是此时想念紧箍咒,悟空,你得忍着一些!”说罢,双手合十,盘坐在地,开始念紧箍咒。 悟空听到紧箍咒,捂着耳朵,抱着脑袋在地上翻筋斗,打滚儿,八戒见了,慌忙拾起缰绳,口中嘟哝道:“猴哥,你多保重,俺老猪去遛马去了!”说罢,牵着小白龙,躲躲闪闪地闪离了唐唐的视线。 “哇,这里真是如师父所说,土地肥沃,水草丰茂啊,小白龙师弟,你今天可以大饱口福了!”八戒憨笑道。 小白龙苦笑道:“二师兄,莫嘲笑我,我现在虽然是马的身子,但却是龙的筋骨,怎么能吃草呢?观世音菩萨已经为了换了内核,我现在只能喝汽油啊!” “也罢,也罢,你不吃草,就在这里等着,待俺老猪出去溜达溜达!”八戒摆手说罢,笑着将小白龙拴在一棵桃树上,自己却笑嘻嘻地在这桃花园子里转来转去。 这桃花园子真大,桃花开得正盛,周围都是一片红云,真是落英缤纷,芳华无尽。八戒左顾右看,在桃花园中看到了一个美人儿。 这美人儿白衣胜雪,樱口桃腮,粉肤玉致,冰清若莲。看年龄也不过十五六岁,正是妙龄年华,八戒看得发呆,直流口水。 只见这美人儿向八戒这边奔来,手中拿着一个丝织的小网子,八戒很快就明白,这个美人儿正在捕蝴蝶,八戒暗中一笑,计上心头,自己怎么说也是会变化的妖怪,且变一只蝴蝶儿戏弄一下她。 八戒闪到桃树后面,念了一个诀,口中道“变”,果真变成了一个色彩斑斓的蝶儿,比这美人儿先前追着的蝴蝶要漂亮不少,这美人儿果然放弃了先前追逐的蝶儿,向八戒追了过来。 八戒眼见美人儿中了他的圈套,心中暗喜,飞到一个树后,又现了原形,这美人儿一扑,扑在八戒的身上,八戒佯装着跌倒,美人儿连忙俯身来扶八戒,八戒趁机又偷瞄了美人儿几眼。美人儿酥胸白肉隐约可见,春心荡漾。八戒一时痴傻,不知说什么。 美人儿咯咯一笑说道:“哪里来的呆和尚,这么傻傻的看着本姑娘,真不害臊!” 八戒摸了摸脑袋憨笑道:“姑娘好聪明,连俺老猪是一个和尚都一眼认出来了,真是好眼力啊!” 美人儿扯了扯八戒的耳朵道:“看你受了戒,自然是一个和尚,可这塑胶花一样的耳朵,看起来却像一个妖怪!” 八戒拢了拢鼻子,生怕那美人儿见了他的丑样,说道:“妖怪自然是妖怪,但我现在受了戒,秉持沙门,也是一个正儿八经的妖怪,姑娘莫要害怕!” “我行得好好的,怎么会无缘无故摔跤,莫是你这呆和尚在暗中整我?”美人儿一皱柳眉对八戒说道。 八戒低眉一看,拱手笑道:“姑娘的鞋带散开了,所以摔了一跤,来,我帮姑娘系上!”八戒说着,故意躬身为美人儿系鞋带,这样见到美女就献殷勤,可是八戒最拿手的活儿。 八戒躬下身子时,才发现那美人儿的鞋子居然没有鞋带,当看到一双秀气的金莲小脚,不由得动了心,将嘴巴凑上前,亲了一口。 “啊,姑娘,你的脚怎么这么臭?”八戒一掩嘴巴,狂呕了一通,回头对那美人问道。 美人儿含笑不答,八戒郁闷的想了一阵子,说道:“姑娘难道是踩着屎了不成?或者是天生香港脚,建议你用唯达宁喷剂或者足癣一次净!” 美人儿这时才看了看自己的鞋底,说道:“估计是踏到这山中的臭草蒿了,不行,我要去洗脚!” 八戒目光往四下一扫,看到附近正要有一个清澈的水池,于是往那池子里一指道:“姑娘,这个地方僻静,正要洗脚!” “洗脚和僻静有什么关系?我可要事先警告你,不要对本姑娘动什么歪脑筋!”说罢,美人儿蹬掉了一双绣花小鞋,踢在八戒正准备凑上前的猪脑袋上。八戒为了避开来飞鞋,跌了一个踉跄。 八戒起身,垂头丧气地晃了晃脑袋说道:“既然美人儿不喜欢我,我看还是先离开这里吧,若是受不了打击,到时候又想不开,找棵桃树上吊自杀!” “哎,呆和尚,你要到哪里去,快回来!”八戒刚一转身,只听那美人儿在他的身后唤道。 八戒暗笑,这欲擒故纵的计果然用得好,瞬间就博得美人儿的芳心了,于是回头,笑弯了眼睛,拱手对美人儿问道:“姑娘,叫我有何事?” “你看,我那双鞋子太臭了,被我丢掉了,我现在要去池子里洗脚,你背我过去吧!”美人儿对八戒抛了一个销魂的媚眼儿说道。 八戒被那媚眼儿差点电倒了,突然有了精神,走上前,伏下身子,让美人儿伏在他的背上,将她背到池子边上。美人儿坐在池边的青石上,一撩裙子,露出纤长的美腿对八戒说道:“本姑娘洗脚,你这个呆和尚还是回避一下吧!” 八戒伏在池塘边上,流得口水说道:“你只是洗洗脚,又不是洗澡,干嘛要我回避?即便是洗澡,我看看也没有什么关系的!要知道我当年偷看七仙女洗澡,她们都没有说过我什么,让我看个够!” 美人儿听八戒这么一说,心头一惊,旋即问道:“莫非你就是那风流倜傥的才子董永董郎?” “不是,不是!”八戒一摆手道:“董永是我的徒弟,我第一个偷看七仙女洗澡,他是第二次跟我一起去偷看的,而且他泡妹子的方法,都是俺老猪传授给他的。所以,他不及我十分之一的风流。” 美人儿咯咯一笑:“好一个风流的花和尚!” “我不是花和尚,我是有名有姓的,我叫猪八戒!”八戒问道,“请问姑娘芳名?” “我叫怜怜,‘怜爱’的‘怜’!”美人回答道。因为八戒见了美人儿不会害羞,她也十分的大胆。怜怜突然一皱眉道:“八戒哥哥,我的黑丝袜褪不下来了,你帮个忙?” 那八戒拢了嘴巴说道:“我八戒其实是一个屌丝,平时最爱看ol,黑丝美腿,今天却撞着这么好一个机会!哈哈!”说罢,大摇大摆地走上前去。 “扑通”一声,只见八戒脚一滑,跌到池子里去了,八戒虽会游泳,可这池子里的水凉,他打了两个冷噤,又喝了两口水,怜怜在岸上寻了一个木棍,好不容易才将八戒拉上岸来。 八戒拖着湿漉漉的身子,跪在怜怜的面前道:“姑娘的救命之恩,俺老猪永生难忘,如今无以为报,只能以身相许了!”说罢,上前一把搂住怜怜,欲亲吻她。 “八戒哥哥,莫要心急,待我们一起回家,我问问我娘再说,我家还有两个姐姐未曾婚配哩,怎个才能轮到我?”怜怜一把推开八戒,娇滴滴地望着八戒说道。 “那好,我这就跟你一起回家,这门亲事一定能成的!”八戒挤着湿淋淋的衣衫憨笑着说道。 八戒往桃花林中望了望,对怜怜问道:“你家住在哪里,我要亲自去见你娘!” 怜怜对八戒说道:“我现在脚虽洗干净了,但是没鞋子穿,不能走路,你背着我,我给你指路,我们很快就会到家里了。” 八戒连连点头道:“这也好,俺老猪最近习惯背人,有时背着师父,一跑几十里路,比那白龙马还跑得快哩!” “可是你身上湿了,怎么来背我?”怜怜一指八戒身上湿漉漉的衣衫问道。 八戒哈哈笑了两声,脱掉上衣,露出满是赘肉的膀子说道:“俺老猪最喜欢裸奔,光着膀子还跑得快一些!姑娘不要怕,快上来吧!”说完,八戒已经伏在了地上。 怜怜小心翼翼地伏在八戒背上,只听“嗷嗷”叫了两声,八戒变成一头猪,载着怜怜飞驰而去。 却说唐唐、悟空、沙僧三人,此时正闲着无聊,仰头在桃数下数桃花有几朵,预算能结几个桃子,却见一头猪载着一个姑娘踏尘而去,悟空惊叫道:“师父,不好了,八戒被妖怪劫走了!” 唐唐将手遮在眉上,眺望了几眼,说道:“悟空,你不要忽悠人,明明是八戒劫走了妖怪,你却说妖怪劫走了八戒,这不是颠倒黑白,混淆是非么?为师却是明眼人,绝对不会乱说话的。” 沙僧凑到唐唐身前问道:“师父,既然是二师兄劫走了那妖怪,我们应该怎么做才好?” 唐唐思量了一会儿,摇手道:“这事儿你就不要瞎操心了,既然是八戒劫走的妖怪,而且是一个女妖精,要就让八戒自己处置吧,大家都是男人,这一路上没有窑子可逛,是需要找个女妖精发泄发泄!悟空,你答应帮为师找到女妖精,找到了没有?” 悟空慌忙拱手道:“师父,我正在找,你莫急,实在不行,二师兄找的这个女妖精,我也可以劫过来,让你救急。” 唐唐满心欢喜地点了点头。一想到美女,心中又是一片春光无限。正是江南好风景,落花时节又怀春。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十一章、八戒撞上了桃花运 下 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “要说是遛马,大师兄悟空他比我在行哩,他当年在天庭是出了名的弼马温,只要吆喝一声,那天马就围着天上白云转圈圈!”八戒笑着对唐唐说道。 “八戒,你又在背地是说俺老孙的什么坏话,看打!”悟空不知道从哪儿冒出来,扬着金箍棒要打八戒。当弼马温,是他的黑历史,他平生最恼人叫他弼马温,可八戒这不家伙不识相,居然敢这样叫他。 八戒见势不对,慌忙闪到唐唐的身后,说道:“师父,猴哥又要欺负我,你快念紧箍咒,咒死他!” “你这夯货又不长记性,老是胡言乱语,真是该挨打,打个半死也不为过,打了之后,以后才不会乱说话!”唐唐也不护着八戒,转到一边,抖了抖袖子说道。 八戒虽然生得笨重,但是也是有修为的妖怪,见悟空的棍棒来了,闪得飞快,那悟空也是猴急,一棍子没打着八戒,却打在唐唐的头上,只听唐唐惨叫一声,倒在地上。 “师父,师父,你没事吧!”悟空慌忙弓身扶起唐唐,关切地问道。 唐唐揉着脑袋,怒眼望着悟空道:“为师倒是没有事,只是此时想念紧箍咒,悟空,你得忍着一些!”说罢,双手合十,盘坐在地,开始念紧箍咒。 悟空听到紧箍咒,捂着耳朵,抱着脑袋在地上翻筋斗,打滚儿,八戒见了,慌忙拾起缰绳,口中嘟哝道:“猴哥,你多保重,俺老猪去遛马去了!”说罢,牵着小白龙,躲躲闪闪地闪离了唐唐的视线。 “哇,这里真是如师父所说,土地肥沃,水草丰茂啊,小白龙师弟,你今天可以大饱口福了!”八戒憨笑道。 小白龙苦笑道:“二师兄,莫嘲笑我,我现在虽然是马的身子,但却是龙的筋骨,怎么能吃草呢?观世音菩萨已经为了换了内核,我现在只能喝汽油啊!” “也罢,也罢,你不吃草,就在这里等着,待俺老猪出去溜达溜达!”八戒摆手说罢,笑着将小白龙拴在一棵桃树上,自己却笑嘻嘻地在这桃花园子里转来转去。 这桃花园子真大,桃花开得正盛,周围都是一片红云,真是落英缤纷,芳华无尽。八戒左顾右看,在桃花园中看到了一个美人儿。 这美人儿白衣胜雪,樱口桃腮,粉肤玉致,冰清若莲。看年龄也不过十五六岁,正是妙龄年华,八戒看得发呆,直流口水。 只见这美人儿向八戒这边奔来,手中拿着一个丝织的小网子,八戒很快就明白,这个美人儿正在捕蝴蝶,八戒暗中一笑,计上心头,自己怎么说也是会变化的妖怪,且变一只蝴蝶儿戏弄一下她。 八戒闪到桃树后面,念了一个诀,口中道“变”,果真变成了一个色彩斑斓的蝶儿,比这美人儿先前追着的蝴蝶要漂亮不少,这美人儿果然放弃了先前追逐的蝶儿,向八戒追了过来。 八戒眼见美人儿中了他的圈套,心中暗喜,飞到一个树后,又现了原形,这美人儿一扑,扑在八戒的身上,八戒佯装着跌倒,美人儿连忙俯身来扶八戒,八戒趁机又偷瞄了美人儿几眼。美人儿酥胸白肉隐约可见,春心荡漾。八戒一时痴傻,不知说什么。 美人儿咯咯一笑说道:“哪里来的呆和尚,这么傻傻的看着本姑娘,真不害臊!” 八戒摸了摸脑袋憨笑道:“姑娘好聪明,连俺老猪是一个和尚都一眼认出来了,真是好眼力啊!” 美人儿扯了扯八戒的耳朵道:“看你受了戒,自然是一个和尚,可这塑胶花一样的耳朵,看起来却像一个妖怪!” 八戒拢了拢鼻子,生怕那美人儿见了他的丑样,说道:“妖怪自然是妖怪,但我现在受了戒,秉持沙门,也是一个正儿八经的妖怪,姑娘莫要害怕!” “我行得好好的,怎么会无缘无故摔跤,莫是你这呆和尚在暗中整我?”美人儿一皱柳眉对八戒说道。 八戒低眉一看,拱手笑道:“姑娘的鞋带散开了,所以摔了一跤,来,我帮姑娘系上!”八戒说着,故意躬身为美人儿系鞋带,这样见到美女就献殷勤,可是八戒最拿手的活儿。 八戒躬下身子时,才发现那美人儿的鞋子居然没有鞋带,当看到一双秀气的金莲小脚,不由得动了心,将嘴巴凑上前,亲了一口。 “啊,姑娘,你的脚怎么这么臭?”八戒一掩嘴巴,狂呕了一通,回头对那美人问道。 美人儿含笑不答,八戒郁闷的想了一阵子,说道:“姑娘难道是踩着屎了不成?或者是天生香港脚,建议你用唯达宁喷剂或者足癣一次净!” 美人儿这时才看了看自己的鞋底,说道:“估计是踏到这山中的臭草蒿了,不行,我要去洗脚!” 八戒目光往四下一扫,看到附近正要有一个清澈的水池,于是往那池子里一指道:“姑娘,这个地方僻静,正是方便洗脚!” “洗脚和僻静有什么关系?我可要事先警告你,不要对本姑娘动什么歪脑筋!”说罢,美人儿蹬掉了一双绣花小鞋,踢在八戒正准备凑上前的猪脑袋上。八戒为了避开来飞鞋,跌了一个踉跄。 八戒起身,垂头丧气地晃了晃脑袋说道:“既然美人儿不喜欢我,我看还是先离开这里吧,若是受不了打击,到时候又想不开,找棵桃树上吊自杀!” “哎,呆和尚,你要到哪里去,快回来!”八戒刚一转身,只听那美人儿在他的身后唤道。 八戒暗笑,这欲擒故纵的计果然用得好,瞬间就博得美人儿的芳心了,于是回头,笑弯了眼睛,拱手对美人儿问道:“姑娘,叫我有何事?” “你看,我那双鞋子太臭了,被我丢掉了,我现在要去池子里洗脚,你背我过去吧!”美人儿对八戒抛了一个销魂的媚眼儿说道。 八戒被那媚眼儿差点电倒了,突然有了精神,走上前,伏下身子,让美人儿伏在他的背上,将她背到池子边上。美人儿坐在池边的青石上,一撩裙子,露出纤长的美腿对八戒说道:“本姑娘洗脚,你这个呆和尚还是回避一下吧!” 八戒伏在池塘边上,流得口水说道:“你只是洗洗脚,又不是洗澡,干嘛要我回避?即便是洗澡,我看看也没有什么关系的!要知道我当年偷看七仙女洗澡,她们都没有说过我什么,让我看个够!” 美人儿听八戒这么一说,心头一惊,旋即问道:“莫非你就是那风流倜傥的才子董永董郎?” “不是,不是!”八戒一摆手道:“董永是我的徒弟,我第一个偷看七仙女洗澡,他是第二次跟我一起去偷看的,而且他泡妹子的方法,都是俺老猪传授给他的。所以,他不及我十分之一的风流。” 美人儿咯咯一笑:“好一个风流的花和尚!” “我不是花和尚,我是有名有姓的,我叫猪八戒!”八戒问道,“请问姑娘芳名?” “我叫怜怜,‘怜爱’的‘怜’!”美人回答道。因为八戒见了美人儿不会害羞,她也十分的大胆。怜怜突然一皱眉道:“八戒哥哥,我的黑丝袜褪不下来了,你帮个忙?” 那八戒拢了嘴巴说道:“我八戒其实是一个屌丝,平时最爱看ol,黑丝美腿,今天却撞着这么好一个机会!哈哈!”说罢,大摇大摆地走上前去。 “扑通”一声,只见八戒脚一滑,跌到池子里去了,八戒虽会游泳,可这池子里的水凉,他打了两个冷噤,又喝了两口水,怜怜在岸上寻了一个木棍,好不容易才将八戒拉上岸来。 八戒拖着湿漉漉的身子,跪在怜怜的面前道:“姑娘的救命之恩,俺老猪永生难忘,如今无以为报,只能以身相许了!”说罢,上前一把搂住怜怜,欲亲吻她。 “八戒哥哥,莫要心急,待我们一起回家,我问问我娘再说,我家还有两个姐姐未曾婚配哩,怎个才能轮到我?”怜怜一把推开八戒,娇滴滴地望着八戒说道。 “那好,我这就跟你一起回家,这门亲事一定能成的!”八戒挤着湿淋淋的衣衫憨笑着说道。 八戒往桃花林中望了望,对怜怜问道:“你家住在哪里,我要亲自去见你娘!” 怜怜对八戒说道:“我现在脚虽洗干净了,但是没鞋子穿,不能走路,你背着我,我给你指路,我们很快就会到家里了。” 八戒连连点头道:“这也好,俺老猪最近习惯背人,有时背着师父,一跑几十里路,比那白龙马还跑得快哩!” “可是你身上湿了,怎么来背我?”怜怜一指八戒身上湿漉漉的衣衫问道。 八戒哈哈笑了两声,脱掉上衣,露出满是赘肉的膀子说道:“俺老猪最喜欢裸奔,光着膀子还跑得快一些!姑娘不要怕,快上来吧!”说完,八戒已经伏在了地上。 怜怜小心翼翼地伏在八戒背上,只听“嗷嗷”叫了两声,八戒变成一头猪,载着怜怜飞驰而去。 却说唐唐、悟空、沙僧三人,此时正闲着无聊,仰头在桃数下数桃花有几朵,预算能结几个桃子,却见一头猪载着一个姑娘踏尘而去,悟空惊叫道:“师父,不好了,八戒被妖怪劫走了!” 唐唐将手遮在眉上,眺望了几眼,说道:“悟空,你不要忽悠人,明明是八戒劫走了妖怪,你却说妖怪劫走了八戒,这不是颠倒黑白,混淆是非么?为师却是明眼人,绝对不会乱说话的。” 沙僧凑到唐唐身前问道:“师父,既然是二师兄劫走了那妖怪,我们应该怎么做才好?” 唐唐思量了一会儿,摇手道:“这事儿你就不要瞎操心了,既然是八戒劫走的妖怪,而且是一个女妖精,要就让八戒自己处置吧,大家都是男人,这一路上没有窑子可逛,是需要找个女妖精发泄发泄!悟空,你答应帮为师找到女妖精,找到了没有?” 悟空慌忙拱手道:“师父,我正在找,你莫急,实在不行,二师兄找的这个女妖精,我也可以劫过来,让你救急。” 唐唐满心欢喜地点了点头。一想到美女,心中又是一片春光无限。正是江南好风景,落花时节又怀春。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十二章、尾随红裙美女 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “师父,到底是二师兄被妖怪劫走了,还是妖怪把二师兄给劫走了?”沙僧走到唐唐的跟前,摸着只有几根头发的脑袋说道。 “你问这么多干什么啊?平时都很少见你和八戒说话,那八戒和女妖精一起走了,多半是做好事去了,你不要担心,为师还等着明年抱猪崽子哩!”唐唐骑上白龙马,乐呵呵的说道,“悟空,不要在那里爬桃树了,这上面还没有结果子哩,快来来,牵着马儿,我们上路!” 悟空一个筋斗,从树上翻到地上,把唐唐吓了一跳,若是换做别人,这么高掉下来,定会跌个头破血流,可是悟空却皮都没有蹭破一点儿,只见他拉了拉虎皮裙,一屁股坐在行李上,将那金箍棒缩小为一根针,正用它来剔牙。 “悟空,你一个人又偷偷的吃了些什么,也不给为师吃一点!”唐唐责备道。 “是啊,大师兄,有东西拿出来大家一起分享,不要吃独食啊!我那时在流沙河里逮着一个小虾米,都要一人分一只腿给大家分享!”沙僧说道。 “擦,那虾得有多少条腿才够你们分啊,难怪你是捉到了水蜈蚣了?哈哈,那东西有毒的,怎么没将你给毒死!”悟空嘻嘻笑道,摸了两个熟了的桃子,给唐唐和沙僧一人一个。 “大师兄,我可不像你一样,早在大闹天宫就结交了一大群的狐朋狗友,我如今唯一一个朋友就是小白龙了!”沙僧苦着脸叹道。 唐唐拍着沙僧的肩膀说道:“沙沙,不要担心,只要你安心跟为师混,到了佛界,我保证给你介绍几个神经兮兮的朋友给你!” 沙僧听了,也十分高兴,张开口就开始啃悟空递给他的桃子,那桃子十分新鲜,香甜可口,沙僧抬一望那满树桃花,不解地对悟空问道:“大师兄,这分明是一树桃花,为何到了你手中,却变成了一个熟透的桃子了?” 悟空嬉皮笑脸地说道:“师父、师弟,难道你们没有感觉到有一些蹊跷?按时令来讲,这正是秋天,而不是春天,这里却开满一树树桃花,实际上是结满了熟透的桃子,只是妖怪使了障眼法,我们看不到罢了!” “是什么妖怪,说来给为师听听!”唐唐掸了掸衫子上的灰尘,淡定地对悟空问道。 “如果我说血盆大口,张牙舞爪,有铜铃般大小的妖怪,师父你怕不怕!”悟空挠脸抓腮地说道。 “咦,师父他老人家到哪儿去了?”悟空再一回头,已经不见先前坐在马背上的唐唐了。 这时,只见沙僧在马下扶起跌倒的唐唐问道:“师父,摔疼了没了呀?” “悟空,你这猴子又不长记性,居然来吓我,不行,我必须要念紧箍咒!”唐唐恶狠狠的说道。悟空见势,早已经纵了云头离开。 “师父,我们这么早就要上路了啊?难道不等八戒了么?”沙僧立在原地,扯了扯正在专注念紧箍咒的唐唐问道。 “沙僧,你今天有点反常啊,为何一直在找八戒,八戒那饭桶肯定是在哪里讨斋饭撑得走不动路了!你不要管它!”唐唐冷着脸说道。 沙僧知道唐唐已经动怒了,但还是斗胆说道:“师父,我要找八戒,早要是因为这一路上没有人挑担啊,大师兄是猴儿成精,瘦小,性情高傲,肯定不能挑担。我是鲨鱼成精,肩膀光滑,更放不上半个担子,唯有二师兄他是懒猪修炼成怪,皮糙肉厚,扁担放在肩上不打滑,而且有一身好气力,是一个夯货,师父叫他做什么就做什么!” 唐唐仰头望着远方长叹道:“八戒本是天蓬转世,这一世本来是高富帅,谁知道掉到猪圈了,吃了一些糟糠,还有过期变质的饲料,所以才变得如此憨傻,不知变通,沙沙,你是小人物,和他比不得,有时候还要将就一下他!帮他一些忙!” “师父,你说一半天的意思是让我挑担子?”沙僧一指自己的鼻子问道。 “那不是废话么,这里只有我两个人,难道你还想让为师挑担不成?”唐唐抖了抖袖子笑道。 “可是我是鲨鱼成精,肩膀打滑啊,师父!”沙僧想的这个借口,却是让唐唐头疼,唐唐想了一会儿说道:“这样吧,行李让小白龙驮,你背我上路吧,我骑过小白龙,骑过猪,骑过猴子,就是没有骑过鲨鱼,沙僧,为师今天就要辛苦你了!” 沙僧将担子拆了,把所有的随行行李都放在小白龙背上,又将马鞍搭在自己的背上,伏下身子,对唐唐说道:“师父,你快上来吧!天黑之前,我们最好能找到一个可以歇息的地方。” 唐唐笑道:“沙沙,不用着急,为师就是靠在你的背上,也能睡上一觉,做一个黄粱梦。我想看看,悟空这猴子是怎么在树上摘的桃子下来,我怎么摘下来的都是桃花?” “师父,你莫听大师兄胡言乱语,他是个猴子成精,会变戏法,这些东西都是随他变化,他是如来佛祖派来的,极有可能是一个卧底,师父,对他可要防着一点!”沙僧驮着唐唐,在桃花林中穿梭得飞快。 “我擦,为何你们的脚力,都要比小白龙好啊!为师想不通啊!为师到时候就不骑小白龙了,专骑猪,骑猴,骑鲨鱼!”唐唐伏在沙僧背上说道。 沙僧一拭额头上的汗水说道:“师父,早知道是这个样子,我还得走慢一点,你还是骑马好一些,都说老马识途,骑马不容易迷路啊,我可是一个路痴,你瞧,我才走了么一会儿,就迷路了。” “那来怎么办啊,沙沙,我们不能一直在这个地方转圈子啊!”唐唐着急地说道。 沙僧揉红了眼睛,说道:“师父,不要着急,我用眼睛里的红外线扫描一下!” 唐唐一愣,虽然不太相信沙僧能力,但是悟空和八戒都不在,只能任他忽悠了。 又过了一会儿,沙僧说道:“师父,我已经扫描到目标了,我正跟踪着目标行进!” 唐唐叹了一口气道:“这个目标,为师也看到了啊,不就是一个穿红裙子的美女么,你一直盯着美女的屁股和裙摆前进,还忽悠说是找到了目标!我原本以为只有八戒比较好色,没想到你也这样猥琐。” “师父,我那天教导过我,色不异空,空不异色,徒儿谨记在心,再漂亮的女人,在我眼中,也只是一个红粉骷髅而已!”沙僧用憨厚的脸盯着唐唐说道。 唐唐点头道:“嗯,你说得好,咱们就这样子跟这女人走,也不会迷路!不过你不要这么直接地跟着人家,碰人家发现了,你玩过有一个游戏,叫《尾行》?若是美女回头,你就闪到树后,或是躲到垃圾桶里。” “师父,你的意思是我们鬼鬼祟祟地跟着她,到时候到了一个僻静的角落,就把那个美女弄来xxoo了!”沙僧笑了,眉眼极猥琐。 唐唐一拍沙僧只有几根头发的脑袋说道:“xxoo你一个头啊,你老是想着那些不正经的事儿,整天都在想秃驴配马,何时才能成佛?何况你生得这么丑,这美女若被你xxoo了,那岂不是暴殄天物?” “可是人类在进化,生物要繁衍,物种不能灭绝,师父,我不想那事儿,每天都睡不着觉啊!”沙僧不听唐唐的话,反而顶嘴说道。 “阿弥陀佛,其实岛国的片子,为师也看过,为师不得不佩服她们高超的演技,可是为师有定力啊!男子汉,大丈夫,说不动,就不动!”唐唐一脸严肃地教导道。 “不愧是师父,我沙僧你的敬仰如滔滔江水,连绵不绝,又如黄河泛滥,一发不可收拾!”沙僧回头说道。 “你最讨厌的就是背台词,全无新意!麻烦你不要做一个复读机!”唐唐皱着眉头,摆手说道。 “咦,师父,你的脸怎么红了!”沙僧突然盯着唐唐说道。 “哪有,我的脸是被这周围的桃花映红的!”唐唐掩着发红的脸说道,他虽然矢口否认,但心中有些不平静了,因为他们尾随的那个红裙子美女已经回过头来了。 “师父,你刚才还给我讲什么定力来着,怎么这么快就把持不住了!”沙僧望着唐唐说道。 唐唐一脸尴尬,摆手道:“沙沙,你说的这一些都不是关键,关键是我看前面那个美女像是苍井空!不……是松岛枫!” “师父,你看样子病得不轻啊,我初步诊断你这是感染了av脑!”沙僧一本正经地说道。 唐唐一惊,慌忙问道:“沙沙,我这病有没有得治?” “有倒是有治,唯一的办法是不要再做单身狗了,你得找一个女人结婚才是!”沙僧深思片刻,说道。 “可是我们都是取经的和尚,哪里有成婚的道理,若是真个与女人结婚,那即便是取到了经,也难以成佛了!”唐唐叹息道。 沙僧忿忿不平地说道:“佛界哪一个当官的,不是三妻六妾,他们不让你成婚,就是只准州官放火,不准百姓点灯的做法!这样子会激起天怒民怨!” 唐唐听了,仔细思量了一会儿,点头道:“嗯,沙沙,你平时不爱说话,没想到心中还真有一些料。俗话说‘枪打出头鸟’,为师怎么也会让八戒他先成婚,到时候即便是惩戒,也先惩罚他!” “师父,你莫扯这么多,现在那美女正用一种欲求不满的眼神望着你,我不知如何是好,你老人家自己看着办吧!”沙僧说道。 “对付女人,为师自有招法,你看我的!”唐唐说着,摸了摸自己的僵尸般的粉面,整了整衣冠,笑盈盈地向那美女走去。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十三章、唐唐的露水情缘 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐见那美女向他走来,慌忙敞开袈裟,并大叫了一声,吓了那美女尖叫着捂住了眼睛,唐唐嘻嘻笑道:“美女莫怕,我只是想试探一下,你是不是妖怪,故出此下策!” 那美女这才松了一口气,掩口咯咯一笑:“我还是为我是遇到了暴露狂,没想到是一个好耍的和尚!” “阿弥陀佛,我们和尚是用来念经的,不是你们这些美女用来轻谩,亵渎,玩耍的!何况我唐唐正秉持心性,潜心修炼,一心成佛。”唐唐双手合十,微笑着看着那美女说道。 “可是你长得这么帅,当和尚有一些浪费啊!不如陪我耍一下子嘛!”美女上前,手搭在唐唐的肩上,一指钩了钩唐唐的下巴,吓得唐唐花容失色。 唐唐又施了一个佛礼,恭敬地问道:“我想问一问,姑娘是哪一国人的!” “你这和尚,好生奇怪,不问我家住哪里,却问我的国籍,莫非是怀疑我是妖怪不成!”美女一脸怀疑,盯着唐唐问道。 唐唐一拂袈裟,找了一个树桩坐下,对那美女笑道:“我唐唐一路西游,就是本着降妖伏魔为宗旨,哪里会害怕什么妖怪?我唐唐喜欢美女,但害怕人妖,当然要问问你的国籍,若你是来自盛产人妖的泰国,我当然要为你验明正身!” “师父,你上次给我说我们是打着降妖伏魔的幌子,只是为了勾搭美女妖精,找几个女妖怪在床上谈谈人生,怎么这么快就改了口了!”老实巴交的沙僧将脑袋凑到唐唐身前说道。 唐唐一脚在沙僧的肚子上,骂道:“没看见我在和美女聊天,沙沙,你这个家伙好不识相,给我死开一些!” 沙僧被踹疼了,在地上打滚儿,龇牙咧嘴的指着唐唐说道:“师父,你不能这样见色忘利啊!” 唐唐也不理睬沙僧,只是一味儿对眼前的美女抛媚眼,挤眉毛,眨眼睛。 美女望了沙僧一眼,一皱眉,复而转向唐唐,咯咯轻笑道:“和尚,这个家伙是你的徒弟吧!真是好丑,好丑的和尚,看上去和你有天壤之别,判若云泥,莫非他是一个妖怪!” 唐唐又瞪了沙僧一眼道:“沙沙,你去找悟空那猴子一起玩吧,不要在这里妨碍为师跟美人花底私会!你生得这般丑,若是将美女给我吓晕过去了怎么办?” “嘻嘻,师父,吓晕了那不是更好,到时候你就可以和美女相拥而眠,共尽鱼水之欢啊!”沙僧死皮赖脸,一脸猥琐的盯着唐唐说道。 “尽你个死人头啊!你试着一个人坐在池塘边上,用棍子搅和着水池一半天,保管你脚软腿麻,想跳水自杀的心都有了!还鱼水之欢哩,只有鱼水蹦,没有水儿动,叫什么鱼水之欢?”唐唐拍打着沙僧的脑袋说道。 沙僧的脑袋被唐唐打得“啪啪”作响,沙僧摸着脑袋问道:“师父,你的意思是?” “我的意思是叫你滚,你多远滚多远!”唐唐又用手推,又是脚踹,想尽快将沙僧赶走。 美女微微一笑,走上前扯了扯唐唐的衫子道:“你这和尚,莫要欺负自己的徒弟,他丑是丑,却也老实厚道,你若是把他赶走了,没有人服侍你了!” 唐唐一想,美女说的也是道理,于是对沙僧说道:“沙沙,你把头转过去,莫看我们就是了!” 沙僧听了,果真背对着唐唐,老老实实的立在那里,一言不发。 “沙沙,你把耳朵也掩上,免得我和这美女到时候发出声音,你经不住诱惑!”唐唐回头咳了一声,嘱咐道。 沙僧果然照做了,在地上拾了两团软泥,捏了捏,将耳朵给堵上。唐唐这才放下心来。 那美女笑着对唐唐问道:“和尚,你刚才说什么要验明正身的?” “我的意思是让你剥去衣服,让我唐唐看看,是不是人妖,这么简单的事儿,难道你还不明白?”唐唐淫邪地坏笑道。 “可我是女儿家,女儿家的身子,是不能轻易给陌生男人看的,除非你答应娶我!”美女紧紧掩着突兀的胸部,半带羞涩的对唐唐说道。 唐唐近前,更欺一步说道:“娶就娶,都说男人一生没有九十九个女人,下了地狱就会受刀削油煎之苦,我唐唐发誓,绝对要娶九十九个妻子!” “原来你就是西天取经的唐唐?”美女双手握在胸前,满眼桃心地说道,看上去对唐唐十分的崇拜。 “你如何认识我的?”唐唐惊讶地问道。 “你现在可是大明星,人们虽然没有见过你的样子,但都听说过你的名字和事迹,你到西天取经的事,电视上都报道过多次了!今天我嫁给你,我马上就要嫁给你!”美女也顾不得羞涩,上前一把搂着唐唐。 “嫁给我还不简单,走,我们到树林里去……”唐唐见机会成熟了,一把拉着美女的手说道。 美女手一缩,推开唐唐说道:“不过,好像我们还不是很熟哩,你还不知道我的名字叫什么,家住哪里!怎么可以一起做那些事儿?” 唐唐一皱眉道:“可我们现在是露水情缘,你懂什么叫露水情缘么?就是一晚上的露水,第二天一早上起来,就各顾各的,人间蒸发,不知道对方去哪里了。” 美女连连摇头,深情的望着唐唐说道:“我不要什么露水情缘,我要共你一生一世,爱你一万年,爱到地老天荒,海枯石烂。爱到山无棱,天地合,才敢与君绝。” 唐唐叹道:“唉,虽然你有文化,会点古诗文,但和我唐唐比起来,不过还差了那么一点。我只知道有句诗里说‘一万年太久,只争朝夕’,这就是暗示,一夜情是多么的美好!” 那美女哪里顾得唐唐的感叹,突然开始解身上的衣带,唐唐吓了一跳,他只是口中说说而已,没想到美女居然动真格的,于是身上某些部位开始躁动不安起来。 唐唐拉着美女的说道:“美女请自重!” “如果你妈当年自重一点,就不会有你了!”美女笑道。 唐唐汗颜道:“我的意思是这里不太隐蔽,要做,也得到里面林子里叶多草密的地方!” 那美女突然系上解开的衣带说道:“唐唐,你已经看过我的身子了,这下子你总要答应和我结婚了吧?” “我哪里有看到,我刚才看徒弟沙僧去了!”唐唐解释道,“能不能给我再看一遍?” “我不管了,看了我的身子,就要和我结婚!不然……”那美女笑着,没有说下去。 唐唐追问道:“不然你想怎么样?” “不然我就要你和我家的那头母猪xxoo!”美女咬着可爱的小虎牙说道,完全没有半点开玩笑的意思。 唐唐被吓得两眼呆滞,愣了半晌,才点头道:“那好吧,我答应和你结婚,但是你要告诉你,你的名字叫什么?住在什么地方?” 美女微微一笑,说道:“我叫爱爱,我的家就在那里,你看,在那个山坳里,不是有红色的檐角,金光的琉璃!”说着,她往前面的山谷里一指。 “那好,老婆,我们走,一起去见丈母娘!”唐唐整了整衣装,拉着爱爱的手说道。 “慢着!”爱爱掏出一个黑丝带,对唐唐说道:“请闭上你的眼睛!” “为何要闭上眼睛?”唐唐不解的问道。 “难道你没有看过电影《五十度灰》,我这样做,只是为了增加一点神秘感!”爱爱说着,将那黑丝带蒙到唐唐的眼睛上。 唐唐暗中笑道,老子会透视,你以为一根黑丝带能挡得住我,我要看什么,就看什么。 爱爱为唐唐系上黑丝带,微笑着说道:“好了,唐唐,我可以带你去见我的母亲了!来,你抓着我的手,跟着我走,我领你一起去。” “擦,这黑丝带是什么材质的,怎么我看不透啊!”唐唐蒙上黑丝带,心中焦急的想到,但只觉得脚下踏着风,被风卷了去,于是暗骂道:“糟糕,这一时不小心,又被妖怪给拐了去了!” 唐唐心中虽惊惶,但是却未吱声,只待风定,唐唐被风卷到一个阁楼上,带到一个大厅里。 爱爱解了蒙着唐唐眼睛的黑丝带,唐唐盯开眼睛,四下望了望,问道:“这里哪里?” 爱爱也不理他,这时,一个穿着大红袍子的中年妇人,走到厅中,她看上去有四十来岁,生得妖艳妩媚,脂粉味儿,特别重,唐唐暗忖,这种女人,一般的男人可伺候不了。 “娘,我给你招着一个女婿回来了!”爱爱对那中年妇人拱手说道。 中年妇人连连点头笑道:“方才你妹妹怜怜,她带了一个猪头猪脑的男人回来,说是她的男人,如今你又找了一个男人回来,难道你们今天都交了桃花运了?不过这个男人却生得白白嫩嫩,眉眼极俊!他叫什么名字?” “他叫唐唐,是到西天取经的和尚!”爱爱回答道。 中年妇人一皱眉道:“娘,和尚才好哩,那和尚一天只吃斋念经,没有接触过女人,广告里说,唐唐半点元阳未泄,若是与他交欢,定能长生!” “你这个痴女,好不晓事儿,若是遇到真的唐唐就好了,怕就怕遇到一个骗才骗色的花和尚!”中年妇人一按她女儿爱爱的额头说道。 唐唐闻言,急忙说道:“我是唐唐,绝对不是你们所说的那种骗财骗色的花和尚,我可以证明给你们看!” 中年妇人坐在厅上,俯视着唐唐,缓缓问道:“那你说说看,用什么法子证明?” “这还不简单,你可以验明正身啊!我可是如假包换的真唐唐,地地道道的取经僧。”唐唐拍着胸膛说道。 中年妇人一脸尴尬,红着脸,朝四周看了看,小声说道:“嘘,不要声张,这里不方便,我们到里面厢房里去吧,本夫人守寡多年,已经好多年没有看过男人了!” 她的话刚说完,却不见唐唐。仔细一寻,发现唐唐蜷缩在桌子下面,于是将他死拖活拽,硬扯了出来,往里面的厢房里面拖。 爱爱上前阻拦道:“娘,他可是我的男人,你不可以对他这样!” 中年妇人一把推开爱爱说道:“女儿,听话,你还年轻,享受的日子在后头,等娘先享受了再说。”说罢,也不顾爱爱,拖着唐唐进了厢房,一把将门关上。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十四章、干柴遇到烈火 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 却说沙僧用软泥堵住耳朵,一个人背对着唐唐站着,也不知道唐唐被妖怪使的妖风给卷走,日头越来越高,沙僧的影子越来越短。沙僧开始流汗,但沙僧是老实人,他师父唐唐没有让他回头,他是绝对不会回头的。 热不是关键,关键是沙僧觉得身子很痒,他伸手挠了挠,虽然他在流沙河时很爱干净,一天洗七八次澡,但是一离开流沙河,跟了唐唐,就很少有洗澡的时候了。 但是沙僧很快又发现,这并不是自己不爱卫生不洗澡的原因,因为他在身上捉了一只蚂蚁下来。 沙僧抖了抖自己的衫子,又抖下来很多只蚂蚁。沙僧一皱眉头,十分愤怒。他再往地上一看,地上居然有一群蚂蚁爬来爬去。 沙僧扬起巴掌,准备打地上的蚂蚁,但是他举起手后,又放下去,他转念一想,地上这么多的蚂蚁,他打蚂蚁就是与无数蚂蚁为敌,这种寡不敌众的事,他不能做。 可是这些蚂蚁真的很可恨,居然越来越多了,沙僧又想,反正没事做,不如数一数蚂蚁,俗话说“知己知彼,百战百胜”的嘛!于是就蹲下身子,开始一个一个的数蚂蚁。 沙僧数了一会儿,才记起自己的算数打小就没有及格,而这蚂蚁越来越多,密密麻麻,实在不好数,不如数一个按死一个,呵呵,这样子来数地上的蚂蚁,要容易得多了嘛。 很快,沙僧便在杀蚂蚁中找到了杀生的快感,他每按死一只蚂蚁,就幻想着杀人如麻,鲜血喷涌的情景,沙僧邪恶地笑了笑,口中还不忘数数,念叨道:“一千零一……一千零二……一千零三……一千零八……” 正当沙僧沉醉于这种杀人如麻的快感时,他被人偷袭了,一棍子打在他光滑的鲨鱼脊背上,将他打翻在地,来了一个狗吃屎。可他这一次吃的不是屎,而是他刚才摁死的蚂蚁。那黑漆漆的蚂蚁,沾在嘴巴边上,沙僧就变成了一个很久没有刮胡子的流浪汉了。 沙僧勃然大怒,拾起降妖宝杖,正要还击那偷袭他的人,可转过身时,却发现那偷袭他的人,是悟空。 悟空正指着沙僧的脑袋破口大骂,沙僧感到奇怪的时,只见那悟空尖尖的猴子嘴巴上下蠕动,却不见他说话,于是笑道:“大师兄,你怎么把声音关了?” 悟空像一个聋哑人一般,指了指他的耳朵,沙僧这才想起自己的耳朵里面塞了软泥,听不到外面的声音。 “大师兄,我今儿也没有惹你,你为何不分青红皂白,来打我?”沙僧抠出耳朵里面的软泥,用一副无辜的眼神望着悟空问道。 “我唤了你九百九十九声,你一声都不应,你说该不该打?”悟空晃着手中的金箍棒说道。 “该打,该打,但是大师兄,你下手可不要这以重!”沙僧却也识时务,他知道不是悟空的对手,那当然不会硬抗。 悟空打了一个哈哈,冷笑道:“我只是调用我千分之一的力气教训一下你而已,没想到沙师弟如此不中用,经不起打!那日在流沙河不是很能耐的么?我问问你,你把师父藏到哪里去了?” “师父不是就在这里么?——咦,师父到哪里去了?”沙僧四下一看,找不到唐唐,这才发现自己闯下大祸,竟然将师父给弄丢了。 “嘘,小声点儿,大师兄,师父和美女到那树林里做好事儿去了,你不要唧唧歪歪的乱叫!”沙僧将食指放在鼻子前,小声说道,当然不会承认唐唐被妖怪捉了,所以胡诌了一个慌。 “那你带摄像机没有,我去林子里偷拍一个片段,到时候我捉了唐唐的把柄,拿来要挟他,他就不敢在我面前乱念紧箍咒了!”悟空说着,手在沙僧面前一摊。 “给,大师兄,这个远程操控的摄像头是我在离开流沙河时,在鲤鱼精她们的浴室上方拆下来的,没想到今天能派上用场!”沙僧邪恶地笑了笑。 “你在这里等一会儿!俺老孙去也!”悟空身子灵活,轻轻一纵,窜到林子里去了。他这身法,除非是摄下来放慢镜头,肉眼根本无法看清楚的。 过了一会儿,只是悟空从树林中一纵一窜的跑了出来,后面跟着一个一瘸一拐的老头子,那老头子提着裤子,边追边唤到:“大圣,你真不够厚道,我们小两口儿的私生活,都被你给偷拍了,这可是侵犯个人隐私啊!” “嘻嘻,土地老儿,你快说我师父唐唐在哪里,只要你说出唐唐在哪里,我们还是好商量的!”悟空嬉皮笑脸的说道。 原来是土地菩萨,沙僧生怕他说出唐唐的下落,于是在一旁挤眉弄眼,只见那土地菩萨却不理会,往山谷里一指,说道:“这山里向来太平,从来闹过鬼,出过妖怪,只是上一个月搬来一户人家,家有万顷良田,千只猪狗,金银无数,这户人家当家的是一个中年妇人,还有三个女子,她们生得胭脂粉面,分外水灵,都不婚配,正在招婚哩!想必你师父定是到了那户人家做了上门女婿!” “是呀,最近师父夜里闹腾得厉害,肯定是发春了,现在去做人家的上门女婿也在情理之中啊!”沙僧在一旁附和道。 “沙师弟,我看师父不是那种好色之人,多半是冲着人家钱财去的,不过顺便才色兼收,岂不美哉?不过若是换做俺老孙,我做个屁的上门女婿,直接上门打劫就是了。”悟空挠耳抓腮的说道。 “是呀,那山谷中的阁楼是外面是红瓦白墙,阁楼也是琉璃殿顶,金壁辉煌,一看就是有钱人家!”沙僧用手遮眉,往山谷里远眺着说道,“大师兄,我曾听二师兄说你在出家之前,曾在花果山上落草为寇,当了土匪,还称王称霸,做了齐天大圣的山大王,这是不是真的?” “当然是真的,我虽然做了土匪,整日杀人掠货,过着刀口舔血的日子,不过都是劫富济贫的义举,虽然曾劫过几个女人做压寨夫人,但并未做过逼良为娼的买卖!”悟空自豪的说道。 沙僧挠了挠脑袋,虽然他听了悟空的话,但是并没有听明白,不知道悟空到底想说什么,于是一拱手道:“大师兄有什么话,就明说!我沙和尚是一个鲨鱼脑袋,比那猪脑袋还要驽钝一些哩!” 、悟空嘻嘻笑道:“三师弟,反正师父不在,不如我们去将那大户人家给打劫了,那家里的闺女都用来做个压寨夫,若是不想自己受用,就丢给妓院,赚几个小钱花花!” \“大师兄,不行啊,我怎么说也曾是个卷帘大将,怎么要做你的手下,当一个小喽啰使唤?”沙僧不服气的晃着降妖宝杖说道。 “好吧,你就此挂帅,封你为打头阵先锋大将,先去那里走一遭,虽然那山谷里凶险未卜,但是若是遇到美女,和以身相许的好事儿,你就赚大了!”悟空知道沙僧的脑子不好使,故意这样说。 沙僧被封了将,心中当然得意,一拄降妖宝杖说道:“好的,大师兄,我去去就来!不管是劫财劫色,我都一起掳了来!让大师兄受用!”说罢,只见他驾风赶云的走了,虽然腾云的姿势丑了一些,但也是妖怪常用的招法,悟空心中暗想,若那山谷中真是一窝妖怪,沙僧一个人去,也是送死。 不过悟空也并不担心,怎么说也要让沙僧先死了来。沙僧一死,也少一个人抢饭碗,到时候他到西天成佛的机率大一些。 …… 唐唐被中年妇人拉拉扯扯、半推半就的拥入厢房,唐唐见中年妇人虽半老徐娘,但风韵犹存,再加上她守寡多年,遇到唐唐这个没碰过女人的和尚,更是若干柴遇到烈火,一点即燃。 但是唐唐还是放不下那几分矜持,欲推开那妇人,那妇人搂着唐唐白瓷般的脖颈,一阵狂吻,唐唐很快便将西天取经之事,抛到了脑后了。 正在二人贴着身子,摸摸索索,欲宽衣解带之时,那床上却传来猪的哼哼声。 唐唐松开妇人,走到床前,一把掀开被子,大惊,原来八戒一个人躺在床上发春。他见了唐唐,一把搂了唐唐,狂吻了一通,后睁开眼睛惊道:“师父,怎么是你?” “八戒,你不是被妖怪掳走了么?怎么会在这里?”唐唐也惊问道。 “师父,你可别误会,我本来只是想在这里借宿一晚上,没想到她们家里招上门女婿,由于吃人的嘴短,拿人的手软,我就被扣到这里了!”八戒苦着脸,好像是身不由己,被人胁迫,十分的无奈。 “为师也是上前化缘,只要化了缘,立马就走!”唐唐对八戒说道。 中年妇人在一旁呵呵笑道:“你们两位和尚莫说了,都是将身子抵押在我们家里了,做我们家的上门女婿吧!” 八戒瞪了唐唐一眼,已经猜到了唐唐到这里的目的,于是说道:“师父,你莫和俺老猪争妹子啊,掩人墙角和抢人的饭碗,都是极不道德的!你身为大唐的道德模范,怎么也要让俺一些。” 唐唐闻言大惊,退了一步问道:“八戒,莫非你也要娶她们家的女儿为妻?” “那还有假?不然俺老猪没事儿脱得赤条条的躺在这床上干嘛?怜怜洗澡去了,我在这床上等她哩!”八戒护着身子,害羞的说道。 中年妇人摆手笑道:“二位原来是师徒啊,莫要争,我家有三个女儿哩,即便你们二人一人娶一个,还空了一位哩,唐唐喜欢的是我二女儿爱爱,八戒喜欢的是我三女儿怜怜,还是我大女儿真真,不曾许配人家!” 八戒拢了拢猪鼻子憨笑道:“丈母娘,你只有三个女儿,我们却是师徒四人,如何分配得均啊?” 中年妇人给唐唐抛了一个媚眼说道:“若是分配不均,本夫人也要招一个夫君入赘啊!唐唐,我爱死你了!”说罢,手一摊,给唐唐送了一个飞吻。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十四章、干柴烈火 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 却说沙僧用软泥堵住耳朵,一个人背对着唐唐站着,也不知道唐唐被妖怪使的妖风给卷走,日头越来越高,沙僧的影子越来越短。沙僧开始流汗,但沙僧是老实人,他师父唐唐没有让他回头,他是绝对不会回头的。 热不是关键,关键是沙僧觉得身子很痒,他伸手挠了挠,虽然他在流沙河时很爱干净,一天洗七八次澡,但是一离开流沙河,跟了唐唐,就很少有洗澡的时候了。 但是沙僧很快又发现,这并不是自己不爱卫生不洗澡的原因,因为他在身上捉了一只蚂蚁下来。 沙僧抖了抖自己的衫子,又抖下来很多只蚂蚁。沙僧一皱眉头,十分愤怒。他再往地上一看,地上居然有一群蚂蚁爬来爬去。 沙僧扬起巴掌,准备打地上的蚂蚁,但是他举起手后,又放下去,他转念一想,地上这么多的蚂蚁,他打蚂蚁就是与无数蚂蚁为敌,这种寡不敌众的事,他不能做。 可是这些蚂蚁真的很可恨,居然越来越多了,沙僧又想,反正没事做,不如数一数蚂蚁,俗话说“知己知彼,百战百胜”的嘛!于是就蹲下身子,开始一个一个的数蚂蚁。 沙僧数了一会儿,才记起自己的算数打小就没有及格,而这蚂蚁越来越多,密密麻麻,实在不好数,不如数一个按死一个,呵呵,这样子来数地上的蚂蚁,要容易得多了嘛。 很快,沙僧便在杀蚂蚁中找到了杀生的快感,他每按死一只蚂蚁,就幻想着杀人如麻,鲜血喷涌的情景,沙僧邪恶地笑了笑,口中还不忘数数,念叨道:“一千零一……一千零二……一千零三……一千零八……” 正当沙僧沉醉于这种杀人如麻的快感时,他被人偷袭了,一棍子打在他光滑的鲨鱼脊背上,将他打翻在地,来了一个狗吃屎。可他这一次吃的不是屎,而是他刚才摁死的蚂蚁。那黑漆漆的蚂蚁,沾在嘴巴边上,沙僧就变成了一个很久没有刮胡子的流浪汉了。 沙僧勃然大怒,拾起降妖宝杖,正要还击那偷袭他的人,可转过身时,却发现那偷袭他的人,是悟空。 悟空正指着沙僧的脑袋破口大骂,沙僧感到奇怪的时,只见那悟空尖尖的猴子嘴巴上下蠕动,却不见他说话,于是笑道:“大师兄,你怎么把声音关了?” 悟空像一个聋哑人一般,指了指他的耳朵,沙僧这才想起自己的耳朵里面塞了软泥,听不到外面的声音。 “大师兄,我今儿也没有惹你,你为何不分青红皂白,来打我?”沙僧抠出耳朵里面的软泥,用一副无辜的眼神望着悟空问道。 “我唤了你九百九十九声,你一声都不应,你说该不该打?”悟空晃着手中的金箍棒说道。 “该打,该打,但是大师兄,你下手可不要这以重!”沙僧却也识时务,他知道不是悟空的对手,那当然不会硬抗。 悟空打了一个哈哈,冷笑道:“我只是调用我千分之一的力气教训一下你而已,没想到沙师弟如此不中用,经不起打!那日在流沙河不是很能耐的么?我问问你,你把师父藏到哪里去了?” “师父不是就在这里么?——咦,师父到哪里去了?”沙僧四下一看,找不到唐唐,这才发现自己闯下大祸,竟然将师父给弄丢了。 “嘘,小声点儿,大师兄,师父和美女到那树林里做好事儿去了,你不要唧唧歪歪的乱叫!”沙僧将食指放在鼻子前,小声说道,当然不会承认唐唐被妖怪捉了,所以胡诌了一个慌。 “那你带摄像机没有,我去林子里偷拍一个片段,到时候我捉了唐唐的把柄,拿来要挟他,他就不敢在我面前乱念紧箍咒了!”悟空说着,手在沙僧面前一摊。 “给,大师兄,这个远程操控的摄像头是我在离开流沙河时,在鲤鱼精她们的浴室上方拆下来的,没想到今天能派上用场!”沙僧邪恶地笑了笑。 “你在这里等一会儿!俺老孙去也!”悟空身子灵活,轻轻一纵,窜到林子里去了。他这身法,除非是摄下来放慢镜头,肉眼根本无法看清楚的。 过了一会儿,只是悟空从树林中一纵一窜的跑了出来,后面跟着一个一瘸一拐的老头子,那老头子提着裤子,边追边唤到:“大圣,你真不够厚道,我们小两口儿的私生活,都被你给偷拍了,这可是侵犯个人隐私啊!” “嘻嘻,土地老儿,你快说我师父唐唐在哪里,只要你说出唐唐在哪里,我们还是好商量的!”悟空嬉皮笑脸的说道。 原来是土地菩萨,沙僧生怕他说出唐唐的下落,于是在一旁挤眉弄眼,只见那土地菩萨却不理会,往山谷里一指,说道:“这山里向来太平,从来闹过鬼,出过妖怪,只是上一个月搬来一户人家,家有万顷良田,千只猪狗,金银无数,这户人家当家的是一个中年妇人,还有三个女子,她们生得胭脂粉面,分外水灵,都不婚配,正在招婚哩!想必你师父定是到了那户人家做了上门女婿!” “是呀,最近师父夜里闹腾得厉害,肯定是发春了,现在去做人家的上门女婿也在情理之中啊!”沙僧在一旁附和道。 “沙师弟,我看师父不是那种好色之人,多半是冲着人家钱财去的,不过顺便才色兼收,岂不美哉?不过若是换做俺老孙,我做个屁的上门女婿,直接上门打劫就是了。”悟空挠耳抓腮的说道。 “是呀,那山谷中的阁楼是外面是红瓦白墙,阁楼也是琉璃殿顶,金壁辉煌,一看就是有钱人家!”沙僧用手遮眉,往山谷里远眺着说道,“大师兄,我曾听二师兄说你在出家之前,曾在花果山上落草为寇,当了土匪,还称王称霸,做了齐天大圣的山大王,这是不是真的?” “当然是真的,我虽然做了土匪,整日杀人掠货,过着刀口舔血的日子,不过都是劫富济贫的义举,虽然曾劫过几个女人做压寨夫人,但并未做过逼良为娼的买卖!”悟空自豪的说道。 沙僧挠了挠脑袋,虽然他听了悟空的话,但是并没有听明白,不知道悟空到底想说什么,于是一拱手道:“大师兄有什么话,就明说!我沙和尚是一个鲨鱼脑袋,比那猪脑袋还要驽钝一些哩!” 、悟空嘻嘻笑道:“三师弟,反正师父不在,不如我们去将那大户人家给打劫了,那家里的闺女都用来做个压寨夫,若是不想自己受用,就丢给妓院,赚几个小钱花花!” \\“大师兄,不行啊,我怎么说也曾是个卷帘大将,怎么要做你的手下,当一个小喽啰使唤?”沙僧不服气的晃着降妖宝杖说道。 “好吧,你就此挂帅,封你为打头阵先锋大将,先去那里走一遭,虽然那山谷里凶险未卜,但是若是遇到美女,和以身相许的好事儿,你就赚大了!”悟空知道沙僧的脑子不好使,故意这样说。 沙僧被封了将,心中当然得意,一拄降妖宝杖说道:“好的,大师兄,我去去就来!不管是劫财劫色,我都一起掳了来!让大师兄受用!”说罢,只见他驾风赶云的走了,虽然腾云的姿势丑了一些,但也是妖怪常用的招法,悟空心中暗想,若那山谷中真是一窝妖怪,沙僧一个人去,也是送死。 不过悟空也并不担心,怎么说也要让沙僧先死了来。沙僧一死,也少一个人抢饭碗,到时候他到西天成佛的机率大一些。 …… 唐唐被中年妇人拉拉扯扯、半推半就的拥入厢房,唐唐见中年妇人虽半老徐娘,但风韵犹存,再加上她守寡多年,遇到唐唐这个没碰过女人的和尚,更是若干柴遇到烈火,一点即燃。 但是唐唐还是放不下那几分矜持,欲推开那妇人,那妇人搂着唐唐白瓷般的脖颈,一阵狂吻,唐唐很快便将西天取经之事,抛到了脑后了。 正在二人贴着身子,摸摸索索,欲宽衣解带之时,那床上却传来猪的哼哼声。 唐唐松开妇人,走到床前,一把掀开被子,大惊,原来八戒一个人躺在床上发春。他见了唐唐,一把搂了唐唐,狂吻了一通,后睁开眼睛惊道:“师父,怎么是你?” “八戒,你不是被妖怪掳走了么?怎么会在这里?”唐唐也惊问道。 “师父,你可别误会,我本来只是想在这里借宿一晚上,没想到她们家里招上门女婿,由于吃人的嘴短,拿人的手软,我就被扣到这里了!”八戒苦着脸,好像是身不由己,被人胁迫,十分的无奈。 “为师也是上前化缘,只要化了缘,立马就走!”唐唐对八戒说道。 中年妇人在一旁呵呵笑道:“你们两位和尚莫说了,都是将身子抵押在我们家里了,做我们家的上门女婿吧!” 八戒瞪了唐唐一眼,已经猜到了唐唐到这里的目的,于是说道:“师父,你莫和俺老猪争妹子啊,掩人墙角和抢人的饭碗,都是极不道德的!你身为大唐的道德模范,怎么也要让俺一些。” 唐唐闻言大惊,退了一步问道:“八戒,莫非你也要娶她们家的女儿为妻?” “那还有假?不然俺老猪没事儿脱得赤条条的躺在这床上干嘛?怜怜洗澡去了,我在这床上等她哩!”八戒护着身子,害羞的说道。 中年妇人摆手笑道:“二位原来是师徒啊,莫要争,我家有三个女儿哩,即便你们二人一人娶一个,还空了一位哩,唐唐喜欢的是我二女儿爱爱,八戒喜欢的是我三女儿怜怜,还是我大女儿真真,不曾许配人家!” 八戒拢了拢猪鼻子憨笑道:“丈母娘,你只有三个女儿,我们却是师徒四人,如何分配得均啊?” 中年妇人给唐唐抛了一个媚眼说道:“若是分配不均,本夫人也要招一个夫君入赘啊!唐唐,我爱死你了!”说罢,手一摊,给唐唐送了一个飞吻。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十四章、沙僧在打蚂蚁 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 却说沙僧用软泥堵住耳朵,一个人背对着唐唐站着,也不知道唐唐被妖怪使的妖风给卷走,日头越来越高,沙僧的影子越来越短。沙僧开始流汗,但沙僧是老实人,他师父唐唐没有让他回头,他是绝对不会回头的。 热不是关键,关键是沙僧觉得身子很痒,他伸手挠了挠,虽然他在流沙河时很爱干净,一天洗七八次澡,但是一离开流沙河,跟了唐唐,就很少有洗澡的时候了。 但是沙僧很快又发现,这并不是自己不爱卫生不洗澡的原因,因为他在身上捉了一只蚂蚁下来。 沙僧抖了抖自己的衫子,又抖下来很多只蚂蚁。沙僧一皱眉头,十分愤怒。他再往地上一看,地上居然有一群蚂蚁爬来爬去。 沙僧扬起巴掌,准备打地上的蚂蚁,但是他举起手后,又放下去,他转念一想,地上这么多的蚂蚁,他打蚂蚁就是与无数蚂蚁为敌,这种寡不敌众的事,他不能做。 可是这些蚂蚁真的很可恨,居然越来越多了,沙僧又想,反正没事做,不如数一数蚂蚁,俗话说“知己知彼,百战百胜”的嘛!于是就蹲下身子,开始一个一个的数蚂蚁。 沙僧数了一会儿,才记起自己的算数打小就没有及格,而这蚂蚁越来越多,密密麻麻,实在不好数,不如数一个按死一个,呵呵,这样子来数地上的蚂蚁,要容易得多了嘛。 很快,沙僧便在杀蚂蚁中找到了杀生的快感,他每按死一只蚂蚁,就幻想着杀人如麻,鲜血喷涌的情景,沙僧邪恶地笑了笑,口中还不忘数数,念叨道:“一千零一……一千零二……一千零三……一千零八……” 正当沙僧沉醉于这种杀人如麻的快感时,他被人偷袭了,一棍子打在他光滑的鲨鱼脊背上,将他打翻在地,来了一个狗吃屎。可他这一次吃的不是屎,而是他刚才摁死的蚂蚁。那黑漆漆的蚂蚁,沾在嘴巴边上,沙僧就变成了一个很久没有刮胡子的流浪汉了。 沙僧勃然大怒,拾起降妖宝杖,正要还击那偷袭他的人,可转过身时,却发现那偷袭他的人,是悟空。 悟空正指着沙僧的脑袋破口大骂,沙僧感到奇怪的时,只见那悟空尖尖的猴子嘴巴上下蠕动,却不见他说话,于是笑道:“大师兄,你怎么把声音关了?” 悟空像一个聋哑人一般,指了指他的耳朵,沙僧这才想起自己的耳朵里面塞了软泥,听不到外面的声音。 “大师兄,我今儿也没有惹你,你为何不分青红皂白,来打我?”沙僧抠出耳朵里面的软泥,用一副无辜的眼神望着悟空问道。 “我唤了你九百九十九声,你一声都不应,你说该不该打?”悟空晃着手中的金箍棒说道。 “该打,该打,但是大师兄,你下手可不要这以重!”沙僧却也识时务,他知道不是悟空的对手,那当然不会硬抗。 悟空打了一个哈哈,冷笑道:“我只是调用我千分之一的力气教训一下你而已,没想到沙师弟如此不中用,经不起打!那日在流沙河不是很能耐的么?我问问你,你把师父藏到哪里去了?” “师父不是就在这里么?——咦,师父到哪里去了?”沙僧四下一看,找不到唐唐,这才发现自己闯下大祸,竟然将师父给弄丢了。 “嘘,小声点儿,大师兄,师父和美女到那树林里做好事儿去了,你不要唧唧歪歪的乱叫!”沙僧将食指放在鼻子前,小声说道,当然不会承认唐唐被妖怪捉了,所以胡诌了一个慌。 “那你带摄像机没有,我去林子里偷拍一个片段,到时候我捉了唐唐的把柄,拿来要挟他,他就不敢在我面前乱念紧箍咒了!”悟空说着,手在沙僧面前一摊。 “给,大师兄,这个远程操控的摄像头是我在离开流沙河时,在鲤鱼精她们的浴室上方拆下来的,没想到今天能派上用场!”沙僧邪恶地笑了笑。 “你在这里等一会儿!俺老孙去也!”悟空身子灵活,轻轻一纵,窜到林子里去了。他这身法,除非是摄下来放慢镜头,肉眼根本无法看清楚的。 过了一会儿,只是悟空从树林中一纵一窜的跑了出来,后面跟着一个一瘸一拐的老头子,那老头子提着裤子,边追边唤到:“大圣,你真不够厚道,我们小两口儿的私生活,都被你给偷拍了,这可是侵犯个人隐私啊!” “嘻嘻,土地老儿,你快说我师父唐唐在哪里,只要你说出唐唐在哪里,我们还是好商量的!”悟空嬉皮笑脸的说道。 原来是土地菩萨,沙僧生怕他说出唐唐的下落,于是在一旁挤眉弄眼,只见那土地菩萨却不理会,往山谷里一指,说道:“这山里向来太平,从来闹过鬼,出过妖怪,只是上一个月搬来一户人家,家有万顷良田,千只猪狗,金银无数,这户人家当家的是一个中年妇人,还有三个女子,她们生得胭脂粉面,分外水灵,都不婚配,正在招婚哩!想必你师父定是到了那户人家做了上门女婿!” “是呀,最近师父夜里闹腾得厉害,肯定是发春了,现在去做人家的上门女婿也在情理之中啊!”沙僧在一旁附和道。 “沙师弟,我看师父不是那种好色之人,多半是冲着人家钱财去的,不过顺便才色兼收,岂不美哉?不过若是换做俺老孙,我做个屁的上门女婿,直接上门打劫就是了。”悟空挠耳抓腮的说道。 “是呀,那山谷中的阁楼是外面是红瓦白墙,阁楼也是琉璃殿顶,金壁辉煌,一看就是有钱人家!”沙僧用手遮眉,往山谷里远眺着说道,“大师兄,我曾听二师兄说你在出家之前,曾在花果山上落草为寇,当了土匪,还称王称霸,做了齐天大圣的山大王,这是不是真的?” “当然是真的,我虽然做了土匪,整日杀人掠货,过着刀口舔血的日子,不过都是劫富济贫的义举,虽然曾劫过几个女人做压寨夫人,但并未做过逼良为娼的买卖!”悟空自豪的说道。 沙僧挠了挠脑袋,虽然他听了悟空的话,但是并没有听明白,不知道悟空到底想说什么,于是一拱手道:“大师兄有什么话,就明说!我沙和尚是一个鲨鱼脑袋,比那猪脑袋还要驽钝一些哩!” 、悟空嘻嘻笑道:“三师弟,反正师父不在,不如我们去将那大户人家给打劫了,那家里的闺女都用来做个压寨夫,若是不想自己受用,就丢给妓院,赚几个小钱花花!” “大师兄,不行啊,我怎么说也曾是个卷帘大将,怎么要做你的手下,当一个小喽啰使唤?”沙僧不服气的晃着降妖宝杖说道。 “好吧,你就此挂帅,封你为打头阵先锋大将,先去那里走一遭,虽然那山谷里凶险未卜,但是若是遇到美女,和以身相许的好事儿,你就赚大了!”悟空知道沙僧的脑子不好使,故意这样说。 沙僧被封了将,心中当然得意,一拄降妖宝杖说道:“好的,大师兄,我去去就来!不管是劫财劫色,我都一起掳了来!让大师兄受用!”说罢,只见他驾风赶云的走了,虽然腾云的姿势丑了一些,但也是妖怪常用的招法,悟空心中暗想,若那山谷中真是一窝妖怪,沙僧一个人去,也是送死。 不过悟空也并不担心,怎么说也要让沙僧先死了来。沙僧一死,也少一个人抢饭碗,到时候他到西天成佛的机率大一些。 …… 唐唐被中年妇人拉拉扯扯、半推半就的拥入厢房,唐唐见中年妇人虽半老徐娘,但风韵犹存,再加上她守寡多年,遇到唐唐这个没碰过女人的和尚,更是若干柴遇到烈火,一点即燃。 但是唐唐还是放不下那几分矜持,欲推开那妇人,那妇人搂着唐唐白瓷般的脖颈,一阵狂吻,唐唐很快便将西天取经之事,抛到了脑后了。 正在二人贴着身子,摸摸索索,欲宽衣解带之时,那床上却传来猪的哼哼声。 唐唐松开妇人,走到床前,一把掀开被子,大惊,原来八戒一个人躺在床上发春。他见了唐唐,一把搂了唐唐,狂吻了一通,后睁开眼睛惊道:“师父,怎么是你?” “八戒,你不是被妖怪掳走了么?怎么会在这里?”唐唐也惊问道。 “师父,你可别误会,我本来只是想在这里借宿一晚上,没想到她们家里招上门女婿,由于吃人的嘴短,拿人的手软,我就被扣到这里了!”八戒苦着脸,好像是身不由己,被人胁迫,十分的无奈。 “为师也是上门化缘,只要化了缘,立马就走!”唐唐对八戒说道。 中年妇人在一旁呵呵笑道:“你们两位和尚莫说了,都是将身子抵押在我们家里了,做我们家的上门女婿吧!” 八戒瞪了唐唐一眼,已经猜到了唐唐到这里的目的,于是说道:“师父,你莫和俺老猪争妹子啊,挖人墙角和抢人的饭碗,都是极不厚道的!你身为大唐的道德模范,怎么也要让俺一些。” 唐唐闻言大惊,退了一步问道:“八戒,莫非你也要娶她们家的女儿为妻?” “那还有假?不然俺老猪没事儿脱得赤条条的躺在这床上干嘛?怜怜洗澡去了,我在这床上等她哩!”八戒护着身子,害羞的说道。 中年妇人摆手笑道:“二位原来是师徒啊,莫要争,我家有三个女儿哩,即便你们二人一人娶一个,还空了一位哩,唐唐喜欢的是我二女儿爱爱,八戒喜欢的是我三女儿怜怜,还是我大女儿真真,不曾许配人家!” 八戒拢了拢猪鼻子憨笑道:“丈母娘,你只有三个女儿,我们却是师徒四人,如何分配得均啊?” 中年妇人给唐唐抛了一个媚眼说道:“若是分配不均,本夫人也要招一个夫君入赘啊!唐唐,我爱死你了!”说罢,手一摊,给唐唐送了一个飞吻。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十五章、帅就是资本 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} “八戒,你速去将悟空和沙僧寻来,让他们也都来这里做个女婿吧!到时候大家一起洞房,群p,多开心的事!哈哈!”唐唐对八戒说道。 那呆子闻言,拢了拢猪拱嘴,笑着出门,没想到刚一出门,就和一个面黑脸青的汉子撞了一个满怀,八戒怒上心头,逮着那汉子,扬着坚硬的猪蹄就要打,那汉子慌忙跪地告饶道:“二师兄莫要动手,是我,是我,我是沙和尚啊!兄弟若手足,若你打我,等于自残!” 八戒听沙僧这么一说,果然住了手。沙僧又问道:“二师兄,大师兄说你被妖怪捉去了,没想到你还好端端的立在这里,那师父在哪里呢?” “师父啊,师父他老人家要有福了,他今日要与那老娘们成婚哩!正在里面拜堂!”八戒笑呵呵的说道。 “都说色令智昏啊,师父他老人家莫是糊涂了,他可是要去那西天取经的人,若是他结了婚,我们成佛的事儿也吹了,你怎么不阻止他?”沙僧说道。 “师父他法术厉害,猴哥尚惧他八九分,尤其是口头说教的功夫,简直是天上地下无敌!”八戒说道。 “那来怎么办?”沙僧摸着脑袋问道,他想不出半点法子。 八戒笑道:“师父经常骂我是猪脑袋,可沙和尚,你这脑壳木鱼做的么,比我还不好使。其实我已经想好了,即使要去西天取经,也要在这里骗婚,先占占那几个小美女的便宜再说!”八戒笑得淫邪猥琐,坏极了。 沙僧又摸了摸脑袋说道:“我这脑袋虽然不好像,但也知道这样子做是不道德的,你这样做不是明摆着骗财骗色么?” “你是没有见过那美人儿的样子,若是你见了,口水可能会一直滴到脚趾头上。”八戒腆了腆猪肚子说道。 沙僧寻思了一会儿,觉得八戒说得没错,但是还有几分顾忌说道:“只怕大师兄不会同意,到时候给我们一顿棍棒,那就吃亏吃大了!” 八戒坏笑道:“早知道那猴子不会同意,他都成了太监了,怎么会答应去成婚!” “啊,大师兄原来是个太监,我怎么不知道这一回事儿?”沙僧十分惊讶。 “悟空在花果山水帘洞时,曾称王称霸,他手下的那一群小猴子都尊称他九千岁,这样子推论,他必然是一个太监,不对,应该是太监总管才对的!”八戒说得有板有眼,沙僧也相信了。 “难怪他见了美女都不正眼相看,原来里面有这个原因。”沙僧摸着下巴担心的说道。 “不过你不用担心,我们还有师父唐唐撑腰哩!只要他敢欺负我们,我们就让唐唐念紧箍咒!咒得他口吐白沫,发羊儿疯!到时候你一杖,我一耙,打得他喊爹叫娘。”八戒笑着说道。 沙僧也笑了:“听说大师兄是石头中蹦出来的猴儿,若是喊爹叫娘,他就是叫的‘我的石头,我的石头!’好吧,我随你去见师父,一切都听师父的!” 沙僧和八戒携着手,一路小跑,来到唐唐的面前,只见唐唐坐在厢房中打坐,八戒不解的问道:“师父,你倒真有定力,我还以为你此刻在和美人儿们亲蜜哩,原来在这里念经打坐!我把沙僧给你带来了!” 唐唐一拂袈裟说道:“你没有经历过,不知道洞房有多恼火,若是一你不能博得一次八次郎的称号,定会被人耻笑,所以我在这里养精蓄锐,蓄积一点元阳,到时候都有能一冲上天,让美人儿们冲上云霄!” “师父不愧是大师级的人物,俺老猪佩服得五体投地!”说罢,整个猪身子都滚在地上。 “行啦,行啦,八戒,你这一头懒猪,想小睡一会儿,就明说嘛!师父我答应你去休息,旁边厢房里空着哩,你去睡一会儿吧,我和你师弟沙沙谈谈心!”唐唐一挥手说道。 这八戒却十分的利索,一下子滚起身笑道:“师父,你就和沙师弟好好交流一下,我可要去歇息了,有时吩咐他去做,不要叫我!哈哈。”说罢,八戒屁颠屁颠出了门,不见踪影了。 唐唐一招手,对那立在门口的沙僧道:“沙沙,过来,为师有要事跟你商量!” “师父,你的心意我明白,你要的是这个,是不是?”沙僧从怀中摸出一个小册子递到唐唐的手中说道。 “哦,阿弥陀佛,你又给为师看黄书!”唐唐拿着小册子翻了翻,里面尽是不堪入目的香艳画面,于是遮着眼睛叹道。 “这可是我在天庭玉帝的枕头下偷来的房事秘笈,里面有那九天玄女传授的房事一千零八式,你可不要枉费了徒儿的一片苦心啊!”沙僧苦着脸说道。 唐唐站起身,将那小册子撕得粉碎,来了一个仙女散花,撒在沙僧的头上,说道:“沙沙,没想到你比八戒还蠢一些,难道你真的以为我要留到这里当女婿,不去西天取经么?” “难道不是?”沙僧不解地盯着唐唐。 “当然不是,这捡起芝麻,丢了西瓜的事儿,也许只有八戒这个呆子才会这么做,为师自佛界来,当然知道成佛的好处,佛界穷奢极欲,声色犬马,日日歌舞升平,坠粉飘香成阵,那是你们没有感受过的!”唐唐说道,眼中仿佛看到了无限的美好,沙僧的确是无法理解。 沙僧摸了摸脑壳问道:“师父,你的意思是不在这里做人家的女婿,还是要前往西天取经么?” 唐唐呵呵笑道:“妙莲法师《戒海释疑》中说过,我不下地狱,谁下地狱,我唐唐不去西天取经,谁去西天取经?要知道我现在是法人代表,全权负责人!那悟空虽能耐,你让他一个天去西天,莫想取得到半卷经书!” “那我也不要留在这里,我要鞍前马后的服侍师父到西天取经!”沙僧想了想说道。 “你和悟空、八戒,都是我的徒弟,也是观音派来给我打杂的,可是我没工资发给你们,你们若是想留在这里做一个倒插门的女婿,我也不强求!你走吧!”唐唐摆手道,他又暗只瞟了沙僧一眼,其实他是在试探沙僧。 “师父,莫说这些,我这就出去给你老人家牵马!”沙僧说着,便要走出门去。 唐唐一把扯住沙僧道:“那当家的妇人厉害,凡是来到这里的人,走不出去!昨天我刚走到花园里,眼前一黑,就回来了!” “师父这么一说,那妇人莫是会什么妖法,不过不用怕,我生得这么丑,他们定不会拿我怎么样的,我这就去找大师兄,给你搬救兵来!”说罢,沙僧大摇大摆地走出门去。 唐唐见沙僧走了,又感觉得头昏脑胀,于是便躺在床上小睡了一会儿,待他醒来,见沙僧和悟空背靠着背,坐在地上。 “悟空、沙沙,你们都是老大不小的人了,怎么也不爱个干净,坐在地上玩耍!”唐唐上前责备道。 “师父,我们被妖怪使了法术,捆绑在这里了,动弹不得了!”悟空挣扎着猴急地说道。 “你们两个没用的东西,都丢尽为师的脸了,你们也是妖怪,怎么不和那妖怪打杀一阵子,就这么束手就擒!”唐唐一屁股坐在椅子上,拍着桌子大怒道。 沙僧一脸无辜的眼神盯着唐唐叹道:“师父,没办法啊,大师兄他都差点把金箍棒打断了,都没有能打赢那个妖怪,所以我们就这样子被擒了!” “胡说,你当金箍棒是屁做的啊,怎么可能轻易的被打断?”唐唐走上前给沙僧一耳光。 “师父,是沙僧不晓事,我金箍棒能长能短,能屈能伸,即使是打断了,也能像我头上的脑袋掉了一样,能接上来继续用!”悟空笑道,“师父,快莫废话,快来给我解绳子!” 唐唐听了悟空的话,果真上前来给悟空解绳子,可走到根前,没看到半条绳子,于是指着悟空的脑袋骂道:“好你一个猢狲,又戏弄为师,明明都没捆绳子,让我上前来解什么?” 沙僧连忙说道:“捆了,捆了,那妖怪知道我是鲨鱼成精,不好对付,于是用的钓鱼的透明的丝线捆的,不仔细看,看不出来哩!那妖怪给我们捆了九百多圈,师父,你耐下性子,慢慢帮我们解绳索吧!” 唐唐不解地问道:“为师就不明白了,她们只捆你们,为何不捆我和八戒?” “那是因为师父你和八戒已经答应了做她们的女婿啊!我和大师兄死活没有答应!”沙僧说道。 唐唐听沙僧这么一说,便推门走了出去。 悟空唤道:“师父,我们的绳索你还没有解开哩,你这是要到哪里去?” “我去找那妖怪来帮你们解啊!都说解铃还须系铃人啊!那妖怪既然能系上这绳索,也一定能解开的!”唐唐回头说道。 “师父,那妖怪怎么会听你的话,说解开绳子就解开绳子?你是不是脑袋里缺一根弦,又在犯傻了?”悟空问道。 唐唐摸了摸头发,整了整衣冠说道:“悟空,莫要担心,你没见为师这么帅么,这年头帅就是资本,我这形象,到哪里都可是当形象大使,而今我是他们的女婿,当然有和她们谈判的权利!” “大师兄说得没有错啊,师父,你还是要小心一点为妙!”沙僧担心的说道。 “我都说帅就是资本了,为师这就去和那帮妖怪谈判去!你们等着,我马上就回来救你们!”唐唐说着,哈哈笑了两声,推开房门,走了出去。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十六章、八戒是一头配种的猪 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐还未走出门,嗅到一股浓郁的脂粉气息,慌忙退回来房中,身子不断的哆嗦,他半掩着门,向外面窥视。 悟空和沙僧问道:“师父,你怎么回来了,还怕成这个样子?” “嘘,悟空,小声点儿,那群妖怪过来了哩!”唐唐一竖食指在鼻子前面,对悟空说道。 只见那中年妇人,领着真真、爱爱、怜怜三个女儿,笑盈盈的来到厢房里。唐唐慌忙上前,一膝跪在那中年妇人的面前,抱着中年妇人的大腿祈求道:“丈母娘,我知道你是妖怪,你还是放掉我们师徒,让我们去西天取经吧!” 悟空见唐唐跪下,呸了一声道:“都说男儿膝下有黄金,我看师父膝下就是挂着两砣屎,要不然怎么说跪就跪了!” 沙僧也在一旁点头附和道:“我看也是!我觉得他裤裆里有屎!” 唐唐回头白了他们二人一眼,说道:“我看你们俩脑壳里有屎!老子是你们的师父,你们居然敢这样子说我。” 那中年妇人抚摸着唐唐的脑袋,像对待自己的孩子一般,极温柔地说道:“唐唐,快起来,你不是我的女婿,你是我的老公,我是你的老婆,我的三个女儿,只许配给你的几个丑徒弟,要不然不够分,你懂了不?” “说一半天,你还不是看见我唐唐长得帅一些,想占为己用,这是贪婪自私啊!”唐唐摸着自己白皙的脸说道。 唐唐起了身,那中年妇人闭上双眼,用一种欲仙欲死的表情说道:“唐唐,你刚才抱着我的大腿,真的好舒服哦,要不你顺着我的裙子,帮我按摩一下大腿!” “我xx你个oo,香蕉你个巴拉,你这个死妖怪,老妖婆,老子要去取经,再不放我走,我就让悟空用金箍棒打死你们!”唐唐指着中年妇人的脸,破口大骂道。 悟空苦着脸对唐唐说道:“师父,莫说了,昨日我没有斗过这妖怪,金箍棒被她给我抢了!” “师父,我怀疑猴哥是为了讨好他们,将金箍棒变成震动棒送人了!”沙僧在一旁说道。 悟空拍打着沙僧的脑袋说道:“你不要胡言乱语,你的降妖宝杖还不是被她们给夺了去!” “擦,你们这两个没有用的东西,又在外面丢为师的脸了!若这事儿被记者知道,上了报纸,我定和你们没完!”唐唐一指指着悟空的脑袋说道。 唐唐愤怒的握紧拳头,然后伸出一根中指,对那中年妖人说道:“信不信我用伏魔一指禅,让你们全部拜倒在我的锦襕袈裟之下!把你们伺候得服服帖帖的!” 中年妇人一声冷笑:“你那只是一根手指,又不是无敌金刚钻!我为何要怕?要知道我们都穿了贞操宝甲,你那指头只要伸过来,管叫你血肉模糊!” 唐唐道:“我懒得跟你们磨嘴皮子,今天我要让你们见见我唐唐真正的实力!”说罢,合上双眼,念叨口诀,正要施法。 中年妇人一挥手,她的三个女儿冲近唐唐身前,扯的扯唐唐的头发,抓的抓唐唐的脸,用粉拳将唐唐海扁了一顿。 唐唐因为从来不打女人的缘故,被打得无还手之力,满心委屈,只能伏在地上抱头嚎啕大哭。 “你们莫打我师父,有本事冲着俺老孙来!”悟空被绳子绑着,挣扎着想上前帮忙,见挣扎不脱,便拍着胸膛说道。 真真,爱爱,怜怜,三个美女又冲向悟空,给悟空一顿海扁,一会儿,悟空也被打得鼻青脸肿了。沙僧在一旁,老老实实,一言不发,躲过一劫。 唐唐哭够了,一拂袈裟,坐到地上,说道:“算了,我们还是坐下来谈判吧!” 中年妇人也席坐在地上,问道:“要怎么一个谈判法?” “我想,我们几个徒弟中,将八戒那一头种猪留给你们就行了,我们师徒要继续往那西天取经!到明年春天,保证你们能生一窝猪崽子!”唐唐一摊手,十分客气的说道。 中年妇人一皱眉头道:“那头猪可是你们四个人中最丑的一个,不行,你得另选一个徒弟留下!” “按理来讲,我最丑的徒弟是沙沙啊,沙沙,你不要生气,为师不是打击你的自尊心。”唐唐对中年妇人说道。 沙僧怒眼瞪得像铜铃,还是一言不发,中年妇人说道:“这猴儿生得可爱,我想要猴子,到时候即使床上不给力,看看猴戏儿,也不错。” “若要说床上功夫,八猪当数第一,他在天庭之时,在太上老君那里学来床上鏖战之法,战上三五个时辰,是没有任何问题的!保管让你们一个个欲仙欲死,欲罢不能,死去活来!”唐唐笑着说道。 “太上老君我也知道,他可是正儿八经的神仙,怎么会研究这些东西?”中年妇人问道。 “你有所不知,那太上老君之所以修炼成仙,完本是靠与女人交合,采阴补阳,提炼元阳成仙,所以房事才是他的强项!这可是他在蟠桃大会上,和众神仙讲经验心得时,亲口说的。”唐唐一脸淫邪的说道,仿佛这天庭的事,他全知道。 中年妇人和三个女儿都面面相觑,一时不能做出决定,唐唐又说道:“八戒除了床上工夫能耐以外,还能上房盖瓦,下地耕田。上房盖瓦,只要一盏茶的功夫,下地耕田,只须烧一壶水的功夫,便可以搞定。他的效率极高,心脏就是马达,相当于十台汽车电动机的功率。” 中年妇人颔首笑道:“既然那猪八戒这么能耐,那就选他了!哈哈!你们走吧,都是要去西天取经的人,办正事要紧!”说罢,对着悟空和沙僧一指,他们身上的丝线一下子消失了。然后,她又将金箍棒和降妖宝杖还给了悟空和沙僧。 唐唐见了,连忙磕头作揖的拜谢,在那妇人的脸上亲了一口,说道:“女菩萨,真是一个好菩萨,以后我想起你,会给你烧香的。” 那中年妇人红着脸颊,令下人帮唐唐绑好行李,将唐唐和悟空、沙僧三人送出门去,师徒三人,欢欢喜喜的踏上的西天取经之途。 却说八戒在房中正在做春梦,听见一阵女子的娇笑之声,突然惊醒,看那真真、怜怜、爱爱,三个美人儿立在他的床前,十分羞涩,问道:“美人儿,怎么不去寻我师父耍,跑到我的房里来了,我老猪还没有穿裤子,待老猪套上裤衩再说!” “你师父为了成全你,带着你的两个师兄弟走了,现在只有你一个猪头留在我们这里了!”年龄稍长的大姐真真说道。 爱爱说道:“八戒,他们一走,你就晋级为公众情人了!” 八戒晃了晃脑袋说道:“什么公众情人,这个词儿好不时兴,我现在是国民老公。” “八戒,你长得真壮啊,瞧,这肌肉都是一块一块的,腹肌像年糕一样,真是诱人啊!”三个美人儿盯着八戒,不转眼的说道。 八戒掩着下体说道:“当年我读书那阵子,经常和几个学长在寝室打牌,因为没钱,输了就做俯卧撑,没想到,四年下来,我是寝室中打牌输得最多的一个,也是最强壮的一个!大二那年,我在年级处男肌肉秀大赛中得了奖,当晚就被几个学姐拉去xxoo了。” “好老实的和尚哦,我喜欢!”真真说道。 怜怜在一旁叹息道:“男人就是好,贞操可以扣留到大二,像我,才高一就给男朋友献身了!” “这年头,处男就是被女人处理过的男人,处女就是被男人处理过的女人,既然大家都已经失身了,就不要纠结于这个问题了,要不要我们来个3p!”八戒挠了挠脑袋说道。 “好你一头种猪,居然想在我家里玩群p,还要我三个女儿,我是真是想得美!”中年妇人走进房中,叉着腰大骂道。 “丈母娘,你来得正好,你来了,我们就可以玩4p了!大家一起来,尽兴耍耍。”八戒方才的羞涩居然是装出来的,现在却在那里厚颜无耻的奸笑。 “不行,你只能娶我一个女儿!这个只能单选,不能多选和复选!”中年妇人说道。 八戒搞不懂了,挠了挠脑袋问道:“丈母娘,这个要咋个选啊,好像很麻烦!” 中年妇人摆手笑道:“不麻烦,一点也不麻烦!”说着,她在桌子上扯了一张抹布,盖在八戒的头上说道:“要不,你就顶着这个抹布,摸一摸我的女儿,撞了天婚,抓到谁就是谁了。” 八戒顶着抹布,邪恶地笑了笑,暗忖道:“哈哈,这下子我袭胸摸臀,可以肆无忌惮了!”想到这里,他便上前摸那三个美人。 这真真、爱爱、怜怜三个美人,鞋底像抹了油一般,闪得飞快,一边闪避,一边引诱的嬉笑,把八戒引得转圈圈,八戒转圈圈转晕了,跌了几跤,猪拱嘴都差一点跌掉在地上了。 “唉,丈母娘,俺老猪不行了,鼻子都给跌歪了,这几个小妹子也太不给哥哥面子了,现在我就躺在地上,她们谁要嫁给我,就骑到俺老猪身上就是了!”八猪气吁吁的对中年妇人说道。 中年女人说道:“我的三个女儿,都心灵手巧,会一点针线活儿,织了几件珍珠汗衫,乖女婿,你看穿谁的汗衫合身,我就让哪个女儿嫁给你行不行?” 说罢,只见她的三个女儿,各拿了一件花花绿绿衫子,在手中晃荡。 八戒一撇嘴笑道:“明明是在十元店里网购的货,还说是自己心灵手巧织的,也不害臊,也罢,俺老猪都拿来穿上,到时候,你们都嫁给我。” 真真、爱爱、怜怜,三个美人,都将手中的珍珠汗衫拿去给八戒,八戒一件一件的套上,八戒看那衫子穿在身上,金光闪闪,对中年妇人笑道:“丈母娘,你不要走,你也给我送一件衫子吧,到时候你也嫁给我,我们家里,就一个也不闲着了。” 中年妇人指着八戒,默默念诀,八戒才发现不对,叫道:“哎呀,丈母娘,这是什么衫子,怎么像紧身衣一般,束得俺老猪,喘不过气来了!” 那一件件珍珠汗衫在一阵光闪过后,居然变成了一张网子,将八戒罩在里面,八戒这才知道中了计,口中直嚷:“妖怪,妖怪!” 中年妇人和她的子女一个个化为原形,八戒仔细一看,原来是黎山老母、观音菩萨、普贤菩萨、文殊菩萨四人,知道是中了菩萨的圈套,暗中叫苦。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十六章、八戒成了一头种猪 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐还未走出门,嗅到一股浓郁的脂粉气息,慌忙退回来房中,身子不断的哆嗦,他半掩着门,向外面窥视。 悟空和沙僧问道:“师父,你怎么回来了,还怕成这个样子?” “嘘,悟空,小声点儿,那群妖怪过来了哩!”唐唐一竖食指在鼻子前面,对悟空说道。 只见那中年妇人,领着真真、爱爱、怜怜三个女儿,笑盈盈的来到厢房里。唐唐慌忙上前,一膝跪在那中年妇人的面前,抱着中年妇人的大腿祈求道:“丈母娘,我知道你是妖怪,你还是放掉我们师徒,让我们去西天取经吧!” 悟空见唐唐跪下,呸了一声道:“都说男儿膝下有黄金,我看师父膝下就是挂着两砣屎,要不然怎么说跪就跪了!” 沙僧也在一旁点头附和道:“我看也是!我觉得他裤裆里有屎!” 唐唐回头白了他们二人一眼,说道:“我看你们俩脑壳里有屎!老子是你们的师父,你们居然敢这样子说我。” 那中年妇人抚摸着唐唐的脑袋,像对待自己的孩子一般,极温柔地说道:“唐唐,快起来,你不是我的女婿,你是我的老公,我是你的老婆,我的三个女儿,只许配给你的几个丑徒弟,要不然不够分,你懂了不?” “说一半天,你还不是看见我唐唐长得帅一些,想占为己用,这是贪婪自私啊!”唐唐摸着自己白皙的脸说道。 唐唐起了身,那中年妇人闭上双眼,用一种欲仙欲死的表情说道:“唐唐,你刚才抱着我的大腿,真的好舒服哦,要不你顺着我的裙子,帮我按摩一下大腿!” “我xx你个oo,香蕉你个巴拉,你这个死妖怪,老妖婆,老子要去取经,再不放我走,我就让悟空用金箍棒打死你们!”唐唐指着中年妇人的脸,破口大骂道。 悟空苦着脸对唐唐说道:“师父,莫说了,昨日我没有斗过这妖怪,金箍棒被她给我抢了!” “师父,我怀疑猴哥是为了讨好他们,将金箍棒变成震动棒送人了!”沙僧在一旁说道。 悟空拍打着沙僧的脑袋说道:“你不要胡言乱语,你的降妖宝杖还不是被她们给夺了去!” “擦,你们这两个没有用的东西,又在外面丢为师的脸了!若这事儿被记者知道,上了报纸,我定和你们没完!”唐唐一指指着悟空的脑袋说道。 唐唐愤怒的握紧拳头,然后伸出一根中指,对那中年妖人说道:“信不信我用伏魔一指禅,让你们全部拜倒在我的锦襕袈裟之下!把你们伺候得服服帖帖的!” 中年妇人一声冷笑:“你那只是一根手指,又不是无敌金刚钻!我为何要怕?要知道我们都穿了贞操宝甲,你那指头只要伸过来,管叫你血肉模糊!” 唐唐道:“我懒得跟你们磨嘴皮子,今天我要让你们见见我唐唐真正的实力!”说罢,合上双眼,念叨口诀,正要施法。 中年妇人一挥手,她的三个女儿冲近唐唐身前,扯的扯唐唐的头发,抓的抓唐唐的脸,用粉拳将唐唐海扁了一顿。 唐唐因为从来不打女人的缘故,被打得无还手之力,满心委屈,只能伏在地上抱头嚎啕大哭。 “你们莫打我师父,有本事冲着俺老孙来!”悟空被绳子绑着,挣扎着想上前帮忙,见挣扎不脱,便拍着胸膛说道。 真真,爱爱,怜怜,三个美女又冲向悟空,给悟空一顿海扁,一会儿,悟空也被打得鼻青脸肿了。沙僧在一旁,老老实实,一言不发,躲过一劫。 唐唐哭够了,一拂袈裟,坐到地上,说道:“算了,我们还是坐下来谈判吧!” 中年妇人也席坐在地上,问道:“要怎么一个谈判法?” “我想,我们几个徒弟中,将八戒那一头种猪留给你们就行了,我们师徒要继续往那西天取经!到明年春天,保证你们能生一窝猪崽子!”唐唐一摊手,十分客气的说道。 中年妇人一皱眉头道:“那头猪可是你们四个人中最丑的一个,不行,你得另选一个徒弟留下!” “按理来讲,我最丑的徒弟是沙沙啊,沙沙,你不要生气,为师不是打击你的自尊心。”唐唐对中年妇人说道。 沙僧怒眼瞪得像铜铃,还是一言不发,中年妇人说道:“这猴儿生得可爱,我想要猴子,到时候即使床上不给力,看看猴戏儿,也不错。” “若要说床上功夫,八猪当数第一,他在天庭之时,在太上老君那里学来床上鏖战之法,战上三五个时辰,是没有任何问题的!保管让你们一个个欲仙欲死,欲罢不能,死去活来!”唐唐笑着说道。 “太上老君我也知道,他可是正儿八经的神仙,怎么会研究这些东西?”中年妇人问道。 “你有所不知,那太上老君之所以修炼成仙,完本是靠与女人交合,采阴补阳,提炼元阳成仙,所以房事才是他的强项!这可是他在蟠桃大会上,和众神仙讲经验心得时,亲口说的。”唐唐一脸淫邪的说道,仿佛这天庭的事,他全知道。 中年妇人和三个女儿都面面相觑,一时不能做出决定,唐唐又说道:“八戒除了床上工夫能耐以外,还能上房盖瓦,下地耕田。上房盖瓦,只要一盏茶的功夫,下地耕田,只须烧一壶水的功夫,便可以搞定。他的效率极高,心脏就是马达,相当于十台汽车电动机的功率。” 中年妇人颔首笑道:“既然那猪八戒这么能耐,那就选他了!哈哈!你们走吧,都是要去西天取经的人,办正事要紧!”说罢,对着悟空和沙僧一指,他们身上的丝线一下子消失了。然后,她又将金箍棒和降妖宝杖还给了悟空和沙僧。 唐唐见了,连忙磕头作揖的拜谢,在那妇人的脸上亲了一口,说道:“女菩萨,真是一个好菩萨,以后我想起你,会给你烧香的。” 那中年妇人红着脸颊,令下人帮唐唐绑好行李,将唐唐和悟空、沙僧三人送出门去,师徒三人,欢欢喜喜的踏上的西天取经之途。 却说八戒在房中正在做春梦,听见一阵女子的娇笑之声,突然惊醒,看那真真、怜怜、爱爱,三个美人儿立在他的床前,十分羞涩,问道:“美人儿,怎么不去寻我师父耍,跑到我的房里来了,我老猪还没有穿裤子,待老猪套上裤衩再说!” “你师父为了成全你,带着你的两个师兄弟走了,现在只有你一个猪头留在我们这里了!”年龄稍长的大姐真真说道。 爱爱说道:“八戒,他们一走,你就晋级为公众情人了!” 八戒晃了晃脑袋说道:“什么公众情人,这个词儿好不时兴,我现在是国民老公。” “八戒,你长得真壮啊,瞧,这肌肉都是一块一块的,腹肌像年糕一样,真是诱人啊!”三个美人儿盯着八戒,不转眼的说道。 八戒掩着下体说道:“当年我读书那阵子,经常和几个学长在寝室打牌,因为没钱,输了就做俯卧撑,没想到,四年下来,我是寝室中打牌输得最多的一个,也是最强壮的一个!大二那年,我在年级处男肌肉秀大赛中得了奖,当晚就被几个学姐拉去xxoo了。” “好老实的和尚哦,我喜欢!”真真说道。 怜怜在一旁叹息道:“男人就是好,贞操可以扣留到大二,像我,才高一就给男朋友献身了!” “这年头,处男就是被女人处理过的男人,处女就是被男人处理过的女人,既然大家都已经失身了,就不要纠结于这个问题了,要不要我们来个3p!”八戒挠了挠脑袋说道。 “好你一头种猪,居然想在我家里玩群p,还要我三个女儿,我是真是想得美!”中年妇人走进房中,叉着腰大骂道。 “丈母娘,你来得正好,你来了,我们就可以玩4p了!大家一起来,尽兴耍耍。”八戒方才的羞涩居然是装出来的,现在却在那里厚颜无耻的奸笑。 “不行,你只能娶我一个女儿!这个只能单选,不能多选和复选!”中年妇人说道。 八戒搞不懂了,挠了挠脑袋问道:“丈母娘,这个要咋个选啊,好像很麻烦!” 中年妇人摆手笑道:“不麻烦,一点也不麻烦!”说着,她在桌子上扯了一张抹布,盖在八戒的头上说道:“要不,你就顶着这个抹布,摸一摸我的女儿,撞了天婚,抓到谁就是谁了。” 八戒顶着抹布,邪恶地笑了笑,暗忖道:“哈哈,这下子我袭胸摸臀,可以肆无忌惮了!”想到这里,他便上前摸那三个美人。 这真真、爱爱、怜怜三个美人,鞋底像抹了油一般,闪得飞快,一边闪避,一边引诱的嬉笑,把八戒引得转圈圈,八戒转圈圈转晕了,跌了几跤,猪拱嘴都差一点跌掉在地上了。 “唉,丈母娘,俺老猪不行了,鼻子都给跌歪了,这几个小妹子也太不给哥哥面子了,现在我就躺在地上,她们谁要嫁给我,就骑到俺老猪身上就是了!”八猪气吁吁的对中年妇人说道。 中年女人说道:“我的三个女儿,都心灵手巧,会一点针线活儿,织了几件珍珠汗衫,乖女婿,你看穿谁的汗衫合身,我就让哪个女儿嫁给你行不行?” 说罢,只见她的三个女儿,各拿了一件花花绿绿衫子,在手中晃荡。 八戒一撇嘴笑道:“明明是在十元店里网购的货,还说是自己心灵手巧织的,也不害臊,也罢,俺老猪都拿来穿上,到时候,你们都嫁给我。” 真真、爱爱、怜怜,三个美人,都将手中的珍珠汗衫拿去给八戒,八戒一件一件的套上,八戒看那衫子穿在身上,金光闪闪,对中年妇人笑道:“丈母娘,你不要走,你也给我送一件衫子吧,到时候你也嫁给我,我们家里,就一个也不闲着了。” 中年妇人指着八戒,默默念诀,八戒才发现不对,叫道:“哎呀,丈母娘,这是什么衫子,怎么像紧身衣一般,束得俺老猪,喘不过气来了!” 那一件件珍珠汗衫在一阵光闪过后,居然变成了一张网子,将八戒罩在里面,八戒这才知道中了计,口中直嚷:“妖怪,妖怪!” 中年妇人和她的子女一个个化为原形,八戒仔细一看,原来是黎山老母、观音菩萨、普贤菩萨、文殊菩萨四人,知道是中了菩萨的圈套,暗中叫苦。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十七章、又多了两个残疾人 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 唐唐离开了那户人家,担心那妇人出尔反尔,追他回去,于是打着鞭子,催促小白龙攒蹄前行,可是那小白龙却立在那里,一动不动,突然一声长嘶,又蹄扬起,险些将唐唐颠下马来。 唐唐死扯着马鬃毛,早已经被吓出一声冷汗,他对悟空说道:“悟空,这马儿好像是要造反了,不走路,怎么办?” 悟空上前,扬起金箍棒就要打那小白龙的屁股,被唐唐一把拦住说道:“悟空,不要乱来,打坏了发动机,商家又不保修,十分麻烦的哦!” 沙僧走到小白龙跟前,望了望唐唐说道:“师父,平时我喂马的时候比较多,让我和小白龙交流一下!” 唐唐无计,挥了挥手,让沙僧将小白龙牵走。沙僧将小白龙牵到路边僻静的地方,耳语了几句,走回来毕恭毕敬地拱手对唐唐说道:“师父,小白龙好像说他听到杀猪的叫声了!” 唐唐笑道:“真是大惊小怪,或许这附近有一个屠宰场哩,有人杀猪是很正常的噻!” “师父,这个地方在大山里,十里八里不见一户人家,哪里可能有屠宰场,唯一的可能是……” 唐唐用手指钻了钻耳朵,对悟空说道:“悟空,你听到了没有,为师看来是年老体衰,眼睛生花,耳朵失聪,我可怎么也听不见哩!” 沙僧侧耳听了一会儿,对唐唐说道:“师父,我也听到了,好像是杀猪的叫声哩,这声音好耳熟哦!好像是二师兄的叫声!” 悟空听了,大叫一声道:“不好了,估计是八戒给绑架了!” “悟空,镇定一些,不要大惊小怪,唧唧歪歪的,八戒既然被留下来做了人家的女婿,想必此刻已经入了洞房,这声音,应该是八戒欲仙欲死的叫床声!”唐唐坐在马背上,修剪着手指甲,毫不在意的说道。 “可是师父,这二师兄这声音也叫得太凄惨了一些!他不会被那妖怪弄来吃了吧?”沙僧拿着一面镜子,用梳子梳着眉毛说道。 “八戒在你们三人之中,耳朵最大,却最不听话的,又好吃懒做,贪财好色,尤其是好色,为师不能容忍,当为师看到一个美女,那美女对为师有好感,可总是被他抢了先,所以他死了,还好一些!” 悟空坐在一棵树下,盘着腿,悠闲地砸着核桃,只听他缓缓说道:“师父,会是八戒真的死了,你我也就宽心,万一是他被妖怪咬掉半条腿,或者一只胳膊,半死不活,残废了,后半辈子还要我们来服侍他,那就麻烦了哦!” 唐唐恍然大悟,于是对悟空和沙僧急着大吼道:“你们还不快去救八戒!他没有买保险,真个残废了,难道要让为师丢银子?” 悟空和沙僧听唐唐这么一说,哪里敢怠慢,各执了金箍棒和降妖宝杖,吆喝叱咤前行,唐唐一抬手道:“慢,让我去打头阵!” 悟空和沙僧分开道,让唐唐骑着白龙马冲在前面,他们一路回来原来的山谷之中,只见那里草木茂盛,叶尖林密,草深花幽,有苍岩怪石,哪里能寻见之前那户人家。 还是悟空眼尖,一下子盯到天上的一朵祥云,那祥云上立着黎山老母、观音、普贤、文殊几个菩萨,于是赶忙扬着毛茸茸的爪子跟他们打招呼。 唐唐下了马,一把扯住悟空跪下,对悟空责备道:“悟空,见了上级,要懂得礼数,快跪下来,给他们磕几个头!” 悟空却不下跪,冷笑道:“当年我大闹天宫之时,连玉帝和太上老君都给我磕头哩,他们算什么东西,凭什么要俺老孙给他们磕头!” “几位菩萨,我唐唐对徒弟管教无方,还望你们几位原谅!我唐唐在这里跟各位陪不是!”说罢,唐唐连连磕头。 那观世音菩萨立在云头说道:“唐唐,你的二徒弟八戒有难,你们赶快去解救他吧,他被坏人拔光衣服,吊在树上了!” 唐唐一撩袈裟,起身说道:“我这就去救他!” 唐唐领着悟空和沙僧,往前面树林中走去,边走边唤着八戒的名字,但却无声音答应。 “师父,我们莫找了,你们我们这么大声唤他,八戒连半个猪哼哼声都没有,想必那呆子已经死了!”悟空说道。 “死要见尸哩,不然怎么向菩萨交待?”唐唐焦急的说道。 “我擦,师父,哪个在我头上吐口水?”沙僧一摸脑袋上的涎液说道。 悟空往沙僧的头的上方一指,叫道:“沙和尚,你看你头顶上不是八戒那头死猪么?” 沙僧和唐唐抬头一看,只见八戒被一个网子裹着身子,悬吊在空中。不过哪里有半分痛苦的样子,分明是在睡觉,睡觉时口水都流出来了。 “这死呆子,被吊着还能睡得着睡,看我捅你的屁股,爆你的菊花!”悟空对金箍棒叫了一声“长”,那金箍棒一下子变长了,真的爆了八戒的菊花。 八戒陡然惊醒,翻身叫道:“哎呦,我的菊花!菊花残,落地伤,你的笑容你泛黄……” “你这死呆子,都这个时候了,还在唱《菊花台》,真的是不知死活,若我们不回来救你,你恐怕小命都没有了!”悟空收了金箍棒,站在下面骂道。 “猴哥,俺老猪现在也是苦中作乐啊,要知道我小小的自尊心,被几个菩萨蹂躏得这么惨!我想死的心都有了,让我再睡一会儿,睡一觉也就是小死一次,哈哈!”八戒说着,又合上眼睛睡了。 唐唐望着八戒摇头叹道:“为什么感情受伤的总是猪一样的男人?”他又回头对悟空说道,“悟空,莫扯淡了,快救八戒下来吧!” “都说救人一命胜造七级浮屠,我现在宁愿去造浮屠塔,也不救他!”悟空盘坐在地上,也不正眼看唐唐,说道。 唐唐又望着沙僧道:“沙沙,悟空这猴子不听话,我知道你是最听话的,赶快去救八戒下来!” 沙僧也转过身,背对着唐唐说道:“师父你好不晓常理,只听说猴子会爬树,你有听说过鲨鱼会爬树的么?” “算了吧,还是我自己来,怎么说我也是一个灵长类的动物,比你这鲨鱼要厉害一些,你帮我拿好锡杖和袈裟!”说罢,唐唐解了袈裟,吐了点唾液在手上,搓了搓手,身子一纵,伏在树上。 “悟空,你这猴子看好了,不是你们猴子能爬树,为师除了铁人三项外,爬树了也是我的强项!”唐唐回头对悟空说道。 “呜呜——我好感动——师父,你真伟大——”八戒躺下在网中,感动得哭了。 “呜呜——”沙僧立在下面,也感动得哭了。 唐唐抱着树干,悬在树上,说道:“我还没有死,死了你们再哭啊!” 唐唐终于爬到了吊网子绳索的一端,突然一皱眉头道:“八戒,我要告诉你一个好消息,还有一个坏消息。” “先说好消息吧,师父!”八戒说道。 “好消息是你不会再悬吊在空中,马上就可以回到地面了!”唐唐说道。 “那坏消息呢?”八戒又问道。 “坏消息就是你的绳索好像快要断了,唉,为师费了这般大的力气爬上树来,却是白费力气了!”唐唐叹道。 八戒心中一害怕,身子一挣,那绳索真的断了,只听“砰”地一声,唐唐吓得闭上眼睛。 很快,唐唐又睁开眼睛,往下面一扫问道:“八戒,你没摔伤吧?” “呵呵,师父,这么高掉下来,我居然没有摔疼哩!”八戒呵呵憨笑道。“咦,沙师弟他在哪里去了!” “你这夯货,把沙沙坐在屁股下面了,还不快起来!”唐唐在树上骂道。 八戒起身,果真看到被压在屁股下面的沙僧,于是关切地问道:“沙师弟,你没有事吧?你怎么这么不长眼,在我的下面。” “我还不是怕你从树上掉下来摔断胳膊摔断腿,唉,这下子好了,我自己的左小腿骨折了。”沙僧灰头土脸的望着八戒说道。 唐唐在树上笑道:“据说鲨鱼骨头含钙很高,没想到这么脆!我唐唐这腿,就是摔上几十次都没有事儿的!”说罢,唐唐飞身从树上跳了下来。 只听咔嚓一声音脆响,“哎呦,我的腿!”唐唐抱着腿痛苦地叫道。 “师父,你又怎么了?”八戒走到唐唐身前问道。 “我的右小腿好像骨折了!”唐唐说道,“八戒,却帮为师寻一个拐杖来。” 八戒挠了挠扇子般的耳朵,眼睛一亮,看到沙僧的降妖宝杖,心想,这不是一个现成的拐杖么,不管了,先拿给师父用一用。 八戒伸手去夺沙僧手中的降妖宝杖,沙僧一把将那降妖宝杖抱在怀中,说道:“二师兄,你干什么,为何要抢我的拐杖?” “呵呵,三师弟,莫要动怒,师父他的腿骨折了,借你的拐杖用一下!”八戒说道。 “师父不是有九环锡杖么?”沙僧依然护着降妖宝杖,不肯松手。 “那是菩萨给的,不能拿来当拐杖用!”八戒说道。 “可是我的左小腿也已经骨折了啊!”沙僧皱眉道。 八戒生气了:“你到底给不给,不给我就送你回流沙河了!” “我断的是左小腿,师父断的是右小腿,我们可以各站一边,共用一个拐杖啊!”沙僧突然醒悟过来,说道。 “对呀,你们可以共用一杖啊,我怎么没有想到呢?”八戒拍着自己的脑门儿说道。 悟空走上前,用变短的金箍棒敲着八戒的脑袋道:“好你一个呆子,我就撒泡猴子尿的功夫,你把师父和师弟都整成了残疾人了!” 唐唐拉开悟空道:“悟空,莫要欺负八戒,我们残了也好啊,到时候可以参加残奥会,拿个奖牌。” “我不管,今儿八戒你得背着师父和师弟二人上路!若有什么闪失,我就一棒打断你的孤拐!”悟空扬着金箍棒咬牙切齿的说道。 八戒吓得在唐唐跟前躲躲闪闪,问道:“我背师父和师弟倒也可以,但是担子谁来挑?” “担心留给小白龙!”悟空安排道。 “那你呢?你做什么?”八戒盯着悟空问道。 “我牵马啊!”悟空笑道,“呆子,莫罗嗦,快点上路,免得捱了时间,赶不到中午饭了!” 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十八章、新的交通工具木牛流马 .read-contentp*{font-style:normal;font-weight:100;text-decoration:none;line-height:inherit;}.read-contentpcite{disy:none;visibility:hidden;} 却说悟空牵着小白马,晃着金箍棒,蹦蹦跳跳,悠哉前行,八戒驮着唐唐和沙僧,跟在后面,唐唐依然在修指甲,沙僧在玩手机,这里信号不要,只能玩下载的安卓游戏。 其实,几乎没有人会相信唐唐和沙僧跌断了腿,只有八戒这猪脑壳才相信他们真个跌断了腿。不过,八戒有的是力气,再来十个唐唐,他也能背着翻两座山,趟两条河。 悟空、八戒、沙僧虽然都是妖怪,也都会腾云,但皆是步行,因为他一腾云,又会伤了唐唐这个和尚的自尊心,所以只能跟唐唐一起步行了。 这样,他们又行了两三天,突然遇到一条大河,当然,这河不是流沙河,河水水势也要平缓一些。 过河时,小白龙便会化为龙形,悟空乘机搭了便车,过了河,他坐到岸上,看见八戒拖着湿漉漉的身子上岸,问道:“八戒,师父和沙师弟在哪里呢?” 八戒抖着身子上的水,憨笑道:“师父和沙僧真是自不量力,居然敢和俺老猪比赛游泳,要知道这可是我的强项,当年我口中吟着‘会当击水三千里,自信人生八百年’横渡天河,都是单手游过去的!” “真是牛x,那你还有一只手在哪里呢?是不是残废了,绑着绷带,不能用?”悟空拄着金箍棒,笑问道。 “还有一只手在给屁股搔痒痒!哈哈!”八戒拢着猪拱嘴笑道。 悟空没理八戒,盯向河面说道:“师父就不用说了,他是个凡人,又笨手笨脚的,游泳的速度,自然要慢一些,可那沙僧是鲨鱼变成的妖怪,在这河里应该有箭一般的速度啊,怎么也游得这么慢?” 八戒突然一拍脑门儿说道:“哎呀,俺都差点儿忘记了,师父说是看谁最慢游过这条河,又不被水冲走,就算赢了!看来这次我输了!” 悟空听八戒这么一说,拿出一副扑克牌说道:“那就够我们等一会儿,我们还是坐下来,安心打打牌吧!他俩可能要尸体泡烂了,才会上岸的!” 悟空的话刚说完,便见唐唐爬上岸来,他打了一个冷噤,哆哆嗦嗦的说道:“我终于感受到北极熊早上起床,照完镜子,跳到水中,寻找食物的滋味了!真他奶奶的冷!冷得我想吃冰激凌!” “师父,如今能保证三餐有斋饭吃就行了,莫要想那一些好事儿,哪里寻得到冷饮!冷饮吃坏肚子,这里可寻不到医生。”悟空安慰道。 八戒手搭在眉上,往那河水中眺了几眼,自语道:“怎么沙和尚这小子不见了,难道在跟我们玩失踪么?” “你说的是沙沙啊,我们且莫管他!他个人是鲨鱼成精,喜欢潜水,且让他潜一会儿!我们三个人就在岸上斗一会儿地主吧!”唐唐说道。 他们三人在岸上玩牌玩得正尽兴之时,突然,那河里一片巨浪,铺天盖地的向他们袭来,他们三人闪避不及,被浪头击翻在地,他们抬头一着,只见沙僧手中提着一串鱼上了岸。 “沙僧,你搞什么鬼?”唐唐挤着打湿的袈裟说道。 悟空把虎皮包臀裙脱了下来,对沙僧说道:“裙子都被打湿了,沙僧,快过来给我吹干!” 八戒在一旁哈哈笑道:“猴哥,你脱得赤条条的,你让沙师弟来给你吹什么?吹箫么?” “你们都别说了,刚才我在水下一片混战,把龙宫的水族一网打尽了,还逮住了龙王,你们看看!”说罢,沙僧将龙王的尸体放到唐唐、悟空的面前,唐唐仔细一看,怒道:“这哪里是什么狗屁龙王,分明就是一条成了精的黄鳝!” “师父,你这就是不懂了吧,这龙王在没有长出双角的时候,其实都是黄鳝!”悟空解释道。 八戒摸着肚子道:“他是不是龙王和我没有多大的关系,我只是知道,我们今天有烤鱼吃了!哈哈!还有一点,这条黄鳝是我的,你们莫跟我来争!” “好吧,八戒是你是我二师兄,你就是黄鳝的脑袋!”唐僧说道。 沙僧刚说完,八戒已经将整个黄鳝塞在口中,狼吞虎咽的嚼来生吃了,一抹嘴角溢出的黄鳝血说道:“好吃,怎一个爽字了得!” 唐唐立在一旁,双手合十说道:“阿弥陀佛,八戒,现在已经过了刀耕火种的年代了,我们要吃熟食,那水里面的东西,寄生虫特别多,这黄鳝肚子里,说不一定还有水蛭!” 八戒吓得抱着肚子在地上打滚,悟空上前踢了八戒一脚道:“好你一个呆子,这么大一条黄鳝,被你一个人吃了独食,现在还在地上打滚耍赖!” “不是啊,猴哥,师父这么一说,我感觉有一个虫子在我肚子里钻,我肚子好疼啊!”八戒抱着肚子说道。 “这个好说,待会儿我们吃完烤鱼,你伏在鹅卵石上,我给你拔一个火罐儿就好了!”悟空舞着毛茸茸的爪子笑着说道。 他们师徒四人,在岸边生了一堆火,熏得脸青面黑,唐唐像包公一般,坐在正上方,对三个徒弟道:“大家先把鱼烤好,然后由我来平均分配,八戒,你食肠大一些,鱼腮,鱼肚,鱼肠,你都包光,这是新的三光政策。” 悟空对唐唐说道:“师父,我最近胃不好,消化不良,好像吃什么拉什么,这来怎么解决?我想好好消化了,拉来了的才是屎!” 唐唐旋即一笑,抬手道:“这还不简单,吃屎不就拉屎了么?悟空,从今天开始,你就吃八戒拉的屎吧!” “师父,你也真是的,把俺老孙说得跟一个屎壳郎一样!”悟空瞪着唐唐说道。 唐唐一皱眉头:“悟空,你的自然知识太缺乏了,来,为师来给你科普一下,吃粪便的,最多应该是鱼类,比如鲢鳙,鲤鱼,胭脂鱼很多鱼类都喜欢吃粪便的!” 悟空和沙僧齐齐将目光转向沙僧,沙僧一捂嘴巴说道:“别看我,我可是鲨鱼成精,难道你们会以为我是吃粪便长大的?” “可是你是吃那吃了粪便的鱼长大的!”悟空笑道。 八戒也附和着笑道:“猴哥说得对,你吃的是二手,更加恶心!” 唐唐将烤好的鱼丢在地上说道:“你们都别说了,都搅得我没有心思吃鱼了!” 悟空、八戒、沙僧三人,趁唐唐没有食欲,大开食腹,把沙僧带上岸的鱼,全都吃光了,连鱼刺都没留下,唯有唐唐一人空着肚子,走起路来,歪歪倒倒,要死不活的。 八戒眼睛也细心,发现沙僧的腿没有摔断,上路时就不再背他,而唐唐,无论脚是好是坏,都要让八戒背着走。 师徒四人,涉山涧,踩浅水,又行了几里路,突然看到一个山峰挡在前面,那山峰山势如削,若刀锋一样,直插云天,唐唐扯着八戒,抖抖瑟瑟地说道:“八戒,行慢一些,前面恐有妖魔!” “师父,你担心个啥,有我们三个徒弟护着你,再猛的妖怪,我们也能抵挡的!”八戒说道。 “是啊,有俺老孙在,我手中的金箍棒,变成一个巨大的擀面杖,在地上一滚,就可以将整片山的大小妖怪,滚成内饼!”悟空蹦蹦跳跳地说道。 “俺老猪也不比猴哥差,俺老猪的钉耙一筑下去,就是九个血窟窿,叫那妖魔鬼怪有去无回!”八戒拢了拢猪鼻子,憨笑道。 唐唐听他们这么一说,心中乐滋滋的,回头望着沙僧道:“沙沙,你怎么不说话?” 沙僧老老实实的回答道:“师父,我们兄弟三人中,就只有我没有本事了,人又丑,不会讨人喜欢!我只是想跟着师父混几年,拿一个佛家的本本,出去好就业而已,再高远的理想也没有了。” 唐唐又是摆手,又是摇头叹道:“不当人子,没出息啊!。《周易》象曰:‘天行健,君子以自强不息。’你怎么一点积极性都没有。为人要乐观一点,不要这么悲观!” 沙僧还是很糊涂,摸着脑袋问道:“师父,什么是乐观,什么是悲观?” 八戒甩了甩扇子般的耳朵笑道:“以俺老猪的理解就是和美女接吻,还在流眼泪,就是悲观,吃屎沾了一嘴,还在笑,就是乐观!” “好,好,八戒说得太对了!”唐唐拍掌道。 八戒见唐唐夸赞他,乘机说道:“师父,既然我说得好,你有什么奖赏!” “你就不用背我了,让悟空来背我!”唐唐说道。 悟空气得眼睛歪歪斜斜,看着唐唐说道:“师父,要说背你,我怨言,也有的是力气,可是我身材矮小,背着你,你的双脚就拖到地上了,再加上我行得快,将你拖两三里路,腿下面两节,估计已经血肉模糊,都没有了!” “可是以前你也背过我啊!”唐唐说道。 “以前我是踩着高跷背的,现在高跷坏了!”悟空说道。 唐唐跺着脚急道:“那来怎么办,你总得给我想一个法子才是!” 悟空那猴儿笑道:“师父莫急,沙和尚虽然是木鱼脑壳,但是平时还是在发明上花了一些心思,最近他发明了一个车子,叫‘木牛流马’,这东西可是载人,特行者数十里,群行三十里,十分管用。” 唐唐一拂袈裟笑道:“哦,你说的就是‘木马’吧,这个为师是知道的,当年小亚细亚古城特洛伊王子帕里斯爱上了斯巴达美女海伦,并将她带回特洛伊。海伦的丈夫,也就是斯巴达国王墨涅拉俄斯邀集希腊其他城邦国,在迈锡尼王亚伽门农统帅下,率领强大舰队追到特洛伊,围城攻打十年,最后引出了希腊联军巧施的“木马计”,最后来了一个木马屠城,我最欣赏大英雄阿喀琉斯。” “师父,虽然博古通今,但是这一次你却说错了,这个木牛流马是沙僧发明的,申请了国家专得的交通工具,不信,你骑着试试!”悟空说道。 沙僧果然在行李堆里找了一个有着牛头马腿的东西出来,他拿到唐唐面前道:“师父,莫用担心,我这个工具骑上去,保管你明天早上就到西天!” 唐唐扶着那怪东西的牛角,战战兢兢地骑上了去,只听那怪东西叫了一声,一溜烟给跑了。 “师父跑了,还不快追!”悟空提着金箍棒说道。八戒、沙僧也各提着兵器忙不急迭的追了上去。 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网.zhng阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名: 第五十九章、又来了两个美人儿 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明月扶着唐唐,半推半就,入了厢房。唐唐对明月说道:“我唐唐是一个心性正直的和尚,是不近女色的,方才没站稳,不小心碰了姑娘的身子,完全是因为饥饿太久所致,望姑娘见谅!”封所早 星陌阳封毫明月咯咯轻笑道:“唐唐不要多礼,你就是在我身上摸几下,我也不会怪你的。我师父镇元大仙吩咐过了,你是贵宾,得罪不得,偶尔可以让你... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第六十一章、谁吃了人参果? 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“姑娘,请留步!”唐唐一把扯住清风姑娘的娇手道,“这人参果虽然好吃,但是吃人参果却是伤生害命的事,我还是不会吃了,你就别去打果子了!”星地诺陌吉 克孙后恨太八戒走上前,对唐唐拱了拱鼻子道:“师父,你老人家若不想吃,可以让俺老猪和猴哥,沙师弟三人分吃!莫拉着姑娘的手不放,快让清风姑娘去给我们将人参果打下来!” ...最阳不故察 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第六十一章、贪心不足蛇吞象 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“姑娘,请留步!”唐唐一把扯住清风姑娘的娇手道,“这人参果虽然好吃,但是吃人参果却是伤生害命的事,我还是不会吃了,你就别去打果子了!”岗考球太艘 封吉术星月八戒走上前,对唐唐拱了拱鼻子道:“师父,你老人家若不想吃,可以让俺老猪和猴哥,沙师弟三人分吃!莫拉着姑娘的手不放,快让清风姑娘去给我们将人参果打下来!” ...星陌岗诺闹 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第六十二章、唐唐被揍了 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清风和明月带着唐唐和他的徒弟们,在五庄观游玩了一天,带他们参观了花园和菜园,唐唐看到那菜园里种植着一棵灼灼闪光的千年老树道:“请问姑娘,这就是那可接人参果的千年灵根之树?”星月后独远 克吉故我远“唐唐大师真是好眼力,这树可是国家特级保护的珍稀树种哦!”清风微微一笑说道。 明月看了看悟空和八戒、沙僧三人,...岗战阳学月 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第六十三章、排排坐,吃果果 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第二天,唐唐一起床,发现床上有尿尿,一惊,心中暗忖道:“我都这么大的人了,怎么可能尿床?这可糗大了,要赶快毁灭证据才是!”星球岗结秘 封科术显星于是,唐唐掀起被子,准备拿到外面晾晒一下,那被子下面,却突然蹦出几个小孩儿来,小孩儿齐声唤道:“爸爸,爸爸,不要揭我们的被子,我们还没有睡醒哩,让我们再睡一会儿,好不... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第六十四章、唐唐死里逃生 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“师父,那镇元大仙快回来,我们还是先逃吧,我已经给你备好马了,只要你答应一起起程,我保管火箭都追不到!可以达到亚光速!”悟空拉着唐唐说道。封我球术仇 最球主吉方“悟空,不要吹牛,,学佛之人,要实事求是,不能东拉西扯,我们一天能走多少里路?”唐唐问道。 “这个要看交通工具,如果是骑小白龙,是自行车的车速,如果...克太帆冷 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第六十七章、看那菊花儿爆满山 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悟空和八戒被镇元大仙收了,那镇元大仙推云驾雾,一路急行,径回了五庄观,八戒叹道:“早知道是这样,我也不用这样猪不停蹄的赶路一整天了!我要在这五庄观上睡上一觉,养养精神也好啊!”岗地孙恨恨 岗所冷不情悟空也摇头叹道:“早知道这镇元大仙这么毛躁,哪个敢去惹他?” 他们二人正说着,只感觉包裹他们的袋子抖了两下,悟...克陌球远显 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第六十九章、认人性别的袜子 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唐唐、悟空、八戒、沙僧四人,领着驮满行李的小白龙,一路说说笑笑,缓步而行,八戒那呆子顾前顾后,忧心忡忡的问道:“师父,我们行得这般慢,那镇元大仙若是带人追来,怎么办?”岗毫星察月 岗方星冷早唐唐笑道:“我还怕他不追来哩,反正那镇元大仙腿长,又会腾云,我们逃是逃不过他的,我们现在一行人出来,只算是散散心,到时候他还... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十章、鉴定完毕,都是蛇精病 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云天之上,悟空和镇元大仙面对面的坐在莲云之上,悟空说道:“牛鼻子道士,听说你是地派的领袖,你可不可以光明正大的和我打斗?”星通指地秘 星早冷毫羽镇云大仙呵呵一笑,眉眼极猥琐,三络腮胡也抖抖颤颤的说道:“我打不赢你,也是实话,不是我身手不好,而是兵器不行!我这兵器,只是扑通的拂尘,只适合掸掸灰,做做卫生,哪里像... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十一章、举狮子 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镇元大仙摸了摸悟空的脑袋,也琢磨不出为何刀剑难伤,于是就说道:“大圣,你这猴儿虽是有铜头铁骨,刀剑难伤,但是你有没有本事下一趟油锅,看一下是不是真正能耐!”封情结毫故 封科察战敌“别说是下油锅,就是那火山口里走一趟,俺老孙也不会掉一层皮!”悟空说道。 悟空又一指八戒对镇元大仙道:“大仙,都说死猪不怕开水...岗敌羽酷结 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十二章、猴子请来的救兵 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镇元大仙摸了摸悟空的脑袋,也琢磨不出为何刀剑难伤,于是就说道:“大圣,你这猴儿虽是有铜头铁骨,刀剑难伤,但是你有没有本事下一趟油锅,看一下是不是真正能耐!”岗后仇我考 岗羽最地球“别说是下油锅,就是那火山口里走一趟,俺老孙也不会掉一层皮!”悟空说道。 悟空又一指八戒对镇元大仙道:“大仙,都说死猪不怕开水...星冷仇后不 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十二章、猴子搬来的救兵 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悟空别了福禄寿三星,径向南海这边飞来,落迦山紫竹林里,一个黑壮的汉子,正在玩斧头。那斧头玩有有模有样,招式变换多样,十分灵活。星战星克秘 星月月悟空那猴儿到了紫竹林便乱逛,那黑壮的汉子一斧头照悟空的头上削来,悟空那脑袋虽然刀枪剑戟莫想伤,但是头上的毛发却被削去了一大片,于是十分气恼,扬起金箍棒朝好黑壮的汉... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十三章、骨感的美人儿白晶晶 上 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却说唐唐师徒四人,作别了镇元大仙,离开了五庄观,一路西行,又历经了一个寒暑,转眼冬去春来,天气也暖和起来了。克远最术克 岗通月地我春天一来,万物复苏,草木青郁,花草妍丽,唐唐坐在马背上,有数不尽的青山,看不尽的风景。 唐唐突然打了一个喷嚏,对走在前面牵马儿的悟空说道:“悟空,为师好久已经很久没有碰到妖怪...克恨情孤我 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十三章、骨感美人儿白晶晶 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却说唐唐师徒四人,作别了镇元大仙,离开了五庄观,一路西行,又历经了一个寒暑,转眼冬去春来,天气也暖和起来了。封通星岗仇 封阳术独帆春天一来,万物复苏,草木青郁,花草妍丽,唐唐坐在马背上,有数不尽的青山,看不尽的风景。 唐唐突然打了一个喷嚏,对走在前面牵马儿的悟空说道:“悟空,为师好久已经很久没有碰到妖怪...克闹战地方 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十四章、色上心头,没怀好意 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唐唐听白晶晶这么一说,却来了食欲,一抹流到腮边的口水,哈哈笑道:“白姑娘,贫僧并不是一个孤独无依,浪荡游耍的和尚,不瞒你说,我是得道高僧,我法力高强且不说,还收了两三个徒弟!悟空那猴儿瘦小,他的饭量且不论,那八戒是懒猪成精,挺着一个大肚子,饭量大得惊人,别说你手中提的这些饭菜,就算是你煮一锅猪食...星月不不鬼 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十五章、师父被仙女带走了 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白晶晶拎着唐唐的领子,穿云过雾,想尽早回到洞府,却不想飞到半途中,唐唐这和尚又出了点小纰漏。只见唐唐偷瞥了白晶晶两眼,咳嗽两声,小声说道:“白姑娘,哦,不不,白仙子,你能否停一停,我有一点尿意,想去方便一下!”封指独艘陌 克考通羽仇那白晶晶斜了唐唐一眼,暗中冷笑道:“哼,这个不知死活的呆和尚,马上就要成我的盘中餐... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十七章、这尸体好有肉感哦! 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悟空一棒子打死了尸魔白晶晶,那白晶晶却使了一个解尸法儿,真身出窍,飞到云端,心中暗骂悟空这猴子狠毒。唐唐却令悟空救活这尸魔,悟空明知白晶晶是妖怪,在那里吹胡子瞪眼睛,哪里会去救。克不吉指鬼 最所察羽孤八戒眼睛一转,心中暗想,哈哈,这是出风头讨好师父的时候了,于是一拢长嘴,笑着走到唐唐面前,做了一个揖,对唐唐毕恭毕... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十八章、师父,你可不能乱来啊! 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悟空眼睛乃是三昧真火所炼,对一般的妖魔幻化,只要眨眨眼就能辨识,哪里会没有看出来那老婆婆和老头儿都是妖魔幻化出来,想擒了师父唐唐,吃他的肉,喝他的血。最考封战仇 封学鬼我显悟空见那老头儿一又大手突然变成血爪,伸出血爪要捉唐唐,气得火冒三丈,急得眼冒火星,真想操起金箍棒,上前两棍子打死这该死的妖怪,可是他转念一... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第七十九章、请叫我小空空 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却说悟空被唐唐踢了一脚,也就跟那蚊子挠痒一般,但悟空这猴子耍了个顽皮,借势窜到空中,本来也是闹着耍,没想到正好和那驾云飞行的观世音菩萨撞了一个满怀。封远封由孙 最由显恨毫观世音菩萨定睛一看,原来是悟空,于是骂道:“好一个屌爆了的猴儿,让你陪唐唐去西天取经,你却到这里来冲撞本尊,啊,你撞得我胸口好疼!”观世音菩... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十章、小心恶犬 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悟空一怒之下,用金箍棒打杀了前来狩猎的人,那几个人也算是倒霉,都脑瓜开裂,肝脑涂地,转瞬断了气。最秘方孙 岗阳接恨故那几个围观的猴儿,一个个骚动起来,一会儿,那水帘洞前又来了一群猴子,都是听说齐天大圣归来,所以过来看热闹,那些猴子虽然也不过一百多只,但已经挤满了水帘洞的铁板桥。 猴群推推搡搡,不断有猴...克孙通技显 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十一章、大王真是帅气霸气无敌! 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那猿猴精名叫袁洪,乃是梅山七怪之首,只他见在身上摸索了半天,摸了一个精巧的绣花香囊来,递给悟空道:“大圣,接着,这个就是仙方!”克冷陌方冷 最酷早后悟空接过这香囊,嘻嘻笑道:“你一个大男人家,怎么带着女人用的东西?” 袁洪一皱眉道:“这东西本非我所有,而是观世音菩萨让我转交给你,你自己打开看吧!”最恨吉主酷 封结诺所考... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十二章、你难道是……阿……阿凡达? 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妖王和一个亲信小妖拿着望远镜来到那波月洞洞口,亲信小妖对那正在摆弄望远镜的妖王问道:“大王,那和尚已经在我们的视线之内了,为何还要用望远镜去看他?”克指学羽情 最学方不克“笨蛋,你真是一个大笨蛋!”妖王一指点着小妖的额头破口大骂道,“这就是专业妖怪与业余妖怪的区别!我们是专业妖怪,在军事上就是军事专家,在政治... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十三章、和尚变妖怪 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却说唐唐被吓晕过去,被几个小妖拖到那妖王黄袍怪夫人的房间,唐唐睁开眼睛,看到一个如花似玉,美目清亮的女子正盯着他看,不由得一掩身子道:“女妖精,莫要过来,我不管你是树妖还是狐狸精,不要勾引我犯罪,我可是处男之身!”最冷阳指阳 最通察诺指那女子仰头一笑,头上的花枝乱坠,芳香四溅。她低声说道:“我哪里是妖精,我可... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十三章、和尚变妖怪 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却说唐唐被吓晕过去,被几个小妖拖到那妖王黄袍怪夫人的房间,唐唐睁开眼睛,看到一个如花似玉,美目清亮的女子正盯着他看,不由得一掩身子道:“女妖精,莫要过来,我不管你是树妖还是狐狸精,不要勾引我犯罪,我可是处男之身!”最冷阳指阳 最通察诺指那女子仰头一笑,头上的花枝乱坠,芳香四溅。她低声说道:“我哪里是妖精,我可... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十四章、时间倒退控制器 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却说八戒和沙僧来到了碗子山波月洞的洞口,发现这个地方不是寺庙,而是妖怪的洞府,便怀疑唐唐七成在里面,所以开始砸那洞门,二人咬着牙关,砸得卖力,可那石洞门却若生铁铸成一般,不为所动。最主战后 星后故秘沙僧一边拭着汗水,一边对八戒问道:“二师兄,我们砸了多久了?” 八戒看了看自己新买的劳力手表说道:“不...星察陌所情 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十五章、给美女洗澡的不是人 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“你们再不放我师父出来,俺老猪可要在这里住下来了哦,到时候要你们大王供俺老猪的饭食!”八戒死皮赖脸的朝波月洞里面吼道。克帆帆技球 星仇远后羽“二师兄,难道你不要去西游了么?”沙僧立在一旁,老老实实的问道。 “没有师父,西游个屁,就算考试结业,也拿不到一个文凭,到时候如何成佛称圣?”八猪瞪了沙僧一眼,沙僧...最独封考秘 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十六章、传说中的机械大象 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那宝象国公主的丫鬟,在一旁听到八戒和唐唐的悄悄话,笑着说道:“那是当然,我们家的公主当然漂亮,沉鱼落雁,闭月羞花都不能形容她的美貌,比那嫦娥美三分,恰似天仙下凡尘!”克故后术考 克科科科战“哈哈哈,天仙下凡尘,脸朝下的不是?”八戒在一旁笑嘲笑道。 “脸是朝上的,我们家的公主是一等一的美人儿,怎么会是脸朝...岗敌陌术指 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十七章、显显俺老猪的本事 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唐唐又看了看八戒吃食时的憨傻相,对哈莫大帝笑道:“我这徒弟,不光是能吃能喝,还有翻天覆地的本领,上得了天,入得了地,我这一路西来,多亏他和沙沙护驾保航!”封敌秘月敌 岗显岗孤远八戒一只手拧了一块肉,另一只手端了一壶酒,用嘴巴含着酒壶嘴说道:“皇上,别听我师父胡侃,俺老猪翻天覆地的本领没有,倒是会在床上翻去覆雨!”... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十八章、世上最牛的妖怪! 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却说八戒和沙僧二人与那黄袍妖怪战得激烈,八戒大施手段,欲逞威风,不想那黄袍怪也有诸般变法,处处压制八戒,沙僧在后面偷袭不中,打在八戒的头上,八戒晃了晃猪脑袋,再来应战时,已经不敌黄袍怪。岗恨敌方 岗由情封恨八戒战得力怯,丢了一个虚招,虚晃一钉耙,闪到一边,扯了扯粗布直裰上的腰带,对沙僧道:“沙和尚,你先给我... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十九章、白花花的肠子都流出来了 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那黄袍怪在宝象国皇宫中喝醉了酒,显了原形,露出尖牙,逮着几个唱歌跳舞的宫女便胡乱撕咬,他在碗子山时,也常做劫路吃人的勾当,曾也是磨牙吮血,杀人如麻。他抱着一个宫女撕咬一番,那宫女已经气微,不再挣扎,由他摆布。封敌指考羽 封远冷恨术那些躲在桌子下面的大臣,一个个两股颤颤,胆战心惊,却将手指咬在牙间,不敢吱声。黄... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第八十九章、八戒被欺负了 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那黄袍怪在宝象国皇宫中喝醉了酒,显了原形,露出尖牙,逮着几个唱歌跳舞的宫女便胡乱撕咬,他在碗子山时,也常做劫路吃人的勾当,曾也是磨牙吮血,杀人如麻。他抱着一个宫女撕咬一番,那宫女已经气微,不再挣扎,由他摆布。封艘帆孤早 星察羽所阳那些躲在桌子下面的大臣,一个个两股颤颤,胆战心惊,却将手指咬在牙间,不敢吱声。黄... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十章、啪,啪,啪,打完收工! 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沙戒听悟空说要打沙僧,连忙摆手道:“猴哥,其实这一切不关沙和尚的事儿,要怪那妖怪,太狡猾阴险狠毒,师父他老人家才没有逃出他的魔爪!”最学球仇艘 最太克克孤“他是哪方的妖魔,有什么手段,说来与俺老孙听听!”悟空凑到八戒跟前问道。 “那妖魔披着一个极像袈裟的黄袍子,不知是那方成佛的妖怪,不守清规,下界作乱!”八...封诺方地阳 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十一章、宝象国脱难 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克敌艘岗月悟空一把扯住八戒道:“去追,到哪里去追,往哪个方向追?这妖怪骤然消失不见,明明是钻地了,待我找土地老儿问问!”说罢,悟空抡起金箍棒,往地面捅了捅,唤道:“土地,快出来,快出来!” 须臾,只见那地上白烟直冒,...岗恨月我羽 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十二章、我不是侦察兵 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那宝象国的国王再三挽留唐唐师徒四人,对唐唐说道:“神僧,如今那碗子山中的妖怪已经除,大难已平,各人俱安然无恙!这除妖尽显你们师徒的大能,朕准备封唐唐为右相,三个徒弟为镇威将军,如何?”岗技恨闹帆 星秘毫察帆唐唐、八戒,沙僧三人闻言,赶紧磕头谢恩,悟空立在一旁,却不下跪。唐唐一皱眉,回头对悟空道:“悟空不得无理... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十二章、碰到妖怪要先下手 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那宝象国的国王再三挽留唐唐师徒四人,对唐唐说道:“神僧,如今那碗子山中的妖怪已经除,大难已平,各人俱安然无恙!这除妖尽显你们师徒的大能,朕准备封唐唐为右相,三个徒弟为镇威将军,如何?”岗艘恨月秘 克察岗独岗唐唐、八戒,沙僧三人闻言,赶紧磕头谢恩,悟空立在一旁,却不下跪。唐唐一皱眉,回头对悟空道:“悟空不得无理... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十三章、替俺老猪收尸! 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悟空听那樵夫这么一说,哈哈大笑道:“师父,俺老孙说得没有错吧,这山里还真的有妖怪!所以我们这一路要行快一些,莫等妖怪扑上来,连人带马的拖进洞里,先啃了马,再吃了人,你就一命呜呼,上西天见佛祖了!”克地方封孤 岗地所陌显“悟空,不要说得这么惊悚,你这样子讲下去,完全是一个鬼故事嘛!”唐唐听得害怕,抚着胸口,拭着冷汗... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十四章、笨重的奥特曼 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却说那八戒被捆绑倒吊在莲花洞里,无人施救,可谓叫天不灵,叫地不应,而那金角大王和银角大王两个妖怪,又头挨着头,拿着那唐唐师徒的画像仔细观摩。最秘地结艘 封早岗远阳金角大王哈哈笑道:“这长鼻子大耳朵的和尚是猪八戒不错,还有三个和尚在外面,不知在哪条道上兜风逍遥,我们让小妖分头出洞,一起动手,把他们一网把尽,到时候请... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十五章、葫芦大仙 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悟空一棒打杀了那莲花洞口看洞门的小妖,被另一个小妖发现,那小妖仓皇的去报告那金角和银角大王。此时,那金角和银角两个妖怪,正在商议如何吃唐唐的事儿。克月恨通球 最陌情不察那小妖一拱手说道:“禀报大王,外面有一个尖嘴猴腮的毛脸和尚打上门来了,怎么办?” 银角大王大惊道:“我不是施法将他压到地底下去了,怎么这...封结所岗陌 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十六章、该死的九尾狐 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却说悟空在路途中变为耍蛇人,打杀了那欲去赴宴的九尾狐,悟空在那九尾狐身上扯下幌金绳,自语道:“还以为这妖怪厉害,没想到这般不经打!”最闹通敌考 封地所恨不悟空又在那九尾狐身上搜出一只笛子,他放在口中吹了吹,那幌金绳便自己晃动,悟空自语道:“想必这个笛子,就是用来控制幌金绳的,哈哈,用这个宝贝去捆那两个妖怪如何?”... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十八章、别杀我,我要叛变! 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“贤弟,当年家师说我天赋秉性不如你,那时候我还不相信,现在我相信了!我真是服了你,打心眼儿的佩服得五体投地!”那金角大王接过紫金葫芦掂量了一下问道,“你说这孙悟空真个被收到这葫芦里面了么?”最不主战 封战情地通那银角大王笑道:“当然是真的,我费了九牛二虎之力才将那孙猴子拿住的,他就在里面,难道大哥你还不相信... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第九十九章、羊脂玉净瓶 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最月吉察毫那一个个小妖,都是山间野兽幻化,四只脚儿一着地,奔跑起来比马儿还要快,所以悟空和唐唐、沙僧没以逃出去多远,就被那一群小妖怪给捉住了! 悟空愤怒的一转身,金箍棒一挥,打倒一大片妖怪,对着沙僧骂道:“沙和尚,...星诺闹考所 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零零章、穷山恶水出刁民 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悟空听太上老君这么一说,惊道:“原来又是那观世音菩萨放的妖怪来为难我们师徒,这和那某些做杀毒软件的不良商家自己放病毒一样,捉鬼的是他,放鬼的也是他,做贼的是他,喊让捉贼的也是他!真是可恶!”克考酷太封 克远独方科太上老君一扫拂尘,笑道:“观世音菩萨只是为了试炼唐唐西天取经的意志和决心,绝无恶意,大圣切勿多心!... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零一章、鬼吹灯 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“禀告师父!有一个泼猴子,不分青红皂白,打破了我们寺庙的院门,打杀进来了!”两个小和尚慌慌张张的奔进庙中,跪在那明海大师的面前说道。封闹远阳显 最孙指敌星“他是使的什么兵器,是什么来头?”明海大师刚坐在椅子上,还没来得急喘气,遂问道。 那两个小和尚对视一眼,得而双手合十道:“不知道哪里来的邪魔,尖嘴猴腮...最地艘星情 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零二章、小鲜肉来了 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唐唐对那叫凯撒大帝的僵尸国王说道:“你既然是那乌鸡国的国王,却为在这里装神弄鬼来吓贫僧?要知道我们这些和尚除了平时念经诵佛外,最擅长的就是捉拿妖魔鬼怪!”克球术秘考 封孤毫考技那僵尸国王点头笑道:“看来我今日不虚此行,算提找对人了!”说罢,他伸直双手,并步一跳,竟然到了唐唐面前。 唐唐大惊失色,脸都吓青了,...最冷技独艘 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零三章、王子哈姆雷特 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却说那乌鸡国的王子哈姆雷特回到自己的宫殿中,对手下的众侍卫道:“明日,本皇子要出游狩猎,大家可不要跟着我去,我要带上几个妹子,到那树林中,嘿嘿,你们知道的……”克鬼月所吉 克闹技最由众侍卫面面相觑,拱手道:“殿下,我们都是国王派来的一等一的高手,飞花摘叶杀人,无所不能,若是我们不在,那荒郊野外,谁来保护殿下你啊?... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零四章、吃票子的事找你 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那皇后见到哈姆雷特王子,上前一把捧着王子的脸道:“皇儿,母后我真是想死你了!让母后我亲一亲!”最接后由孙 星毫技早仇“母后,不要这样子,我已经不是小孩子了!不能这样嘴对嘴的亲吻,啊,你的唾液沾到我嘴唇上了!母后,怎么可以这样……”哈姆雷特王子一把推开皇后说道。 唐唐走上前,做了一个阿弥陀佛说道:“皇后娘娘,...岗接孙结主 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零五章、借尸还魂 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八戒刚说完,屁股便被悟空踢了一脚,只听“扑通”一声,八戒拎着钉耙,踉踉跄跄,向前窜去,连人带耙,一头栽到那水井里面。岗孙月方指 岗战由克陌八戒在井里扑腾了一会儿,才适应了水温,他像喷泉一样,吐了一口水,本来想骂弼马温,话到嘴边却吞了回去,只听他骂道:“猴哥,你真不够义气,暗中偷袭俺老猪,即使是要下水,也要在岸... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零六章、原来是耍大锤的! 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却说悟空活捉了御林军派上前来取钉耙的士兵,凯撒大帝差来士兵回去报信,让那皇觉寺外在御林军千万不要纵火,可那御林军统领却笑道:“国王说得没有错,这皇觉寺中果然有妖怪幻化成凯撒大帝的模样,冒充国王!你这家伙看真切了没有?”克阳战仇孤 克所秘后早那士兵颤颤巍巍的伏在地上,拱手道:“小的看得十分清楚,那人正是凯撒大帝!... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零七章、火云邪童 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却说那妖怪厉害,摇身一变,变成了唐朝第一猛士李元霸,那李元霸双臂有两臂四象不过之力,再加上那大锤子被注了妖法,悟空一根金箍棒哪里抵挡得住。悟空被打翻在地上,金箍棒也失手滑落。克我封 最艘秘技孤八戒和沙僧见这生死关头,也不能再演戏了,于是扔掉压在身上的鼎,扬着钉耙,舞着降妖宝杖,上前来助阵。 悟空拾起...最太冷不月 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零八章、冰雪奇缘 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唐唐将那小孩儿救上岸来,自己却坐在那冰上,哆哆嗦嗦的打颤,悟空唤道:“师父,快上岸来,把衣服脱下来,让八戒去附近寻一些干柴来,生把火给你烤一烤!”岗太羽诺地 封技星太帆那小孩儿瞧了瞧悟空,又看了看八戒,也不理睬唐唐,自个儿走上岸来。他系着红肚兜儿,系了个金项圈,虽了那红肚兜儿,整个人看上去,都是光的。 他身...封地通孙克 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零八章、冰雪奇缘 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唐唐将那小孩儿救上岸来,自己却坐在那冰上,哆哆嗦嗦的打颤,悟空唤道:“师父,快上岸来,把衣服脱下来,让八戒去附近寻一些干柴来,生把火给你烤一烤!”岗太羽诺地 封技星太帆那小孩儿瞧了瞧悟空,又看了看八戒,也不理睬唐唐,自个儿走上岸来。他系着红肚兜儿,系了个金项圈,虽了那红肚兜儿,整个人看上去,都是光的。 他身...封地通孙克 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百零九章、圣婴大王 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却说悟空朝着那雪地中一棒子,打得积雪飞溅,那雪地中滚出一个乞丐模样的老头儿,那老头儿正是那座山的土地菩萨,他跪在地上,对着悟空拱了拱手道:“大圣,找小神何事?”封战学克方 岗科我吉悟空仔细一看那老头儿手中,却拿了两样东西,一样是拐杖,一样是钢叉子。 悟空问道:“老官儿,你老了拄拄拐杖俺老孙不说你什么,可你...星诺指秘指 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百一十章、游戏三昧观音 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最陌恨孤吉那老龙王跟在悟空的后面,苦着眉头说道:“大圣,我都曾给你说过了,我那不是洗脚盆,而是我当年跟水德星君学法时,他传给你的法宝!这法宝若是盛满一盆水,倒到地上,便可洪水成灾,当年关羽与曹操交战,想出了... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百一十一章、扛不起大梁 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那游戏三昧观音菩萨见那圣婴大王已经跪地告饶,便收了法术,手里摇了摇,将那拨浪鼓变成一串糖葫芦,递给那圣婴大王道:“红孩儿,乖,听师父的话,拿到一边去吃了吧!”封由诺察封 岗诺所所敌圣婴大王只管啃着糖葫芦,那游戏三昧观音菩萨将手中的杨柳枝晃了一晃,那些跟着圣婴大王的小妖,皆变成水粒,回到菩萨手中托着的净瓶里面。... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百一十二章、天尊显灵 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却说虎力大仙、鹿力大仙、羊力大仙三位妖道回到车迟国的王宫,急入的大殿,来到车迟国国王的面前,跪在地上,对那国王拱手说道:“启禀陛下,微臣有一个不情之请!”星考吉故故 岗所阳孤“四位国师请起,有话不妨直说!”那车迟国的国王走下王座,扶着那三个妖道说道。 “陛下,微臣昨天夜里夜观星象,看见妖星坠落于我们车迟国...最后敌接战 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百一十四章、雷击 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却说虎力大仙、鹿力大仙、羊力大仙三位妖道回到车迟国的王宫,急入的大殿,来到车迟国国王的面前,跪在地上,对那国王拱手说道:“启禀陛下,微臣有一个不情之请!”星学接显接 岗技技后结“四位国师请起,有话不妨直说!”那车迟国的国王走下王座,扶着那三个妖道说道。 “陛下,微臣昨天夜里夜观星象,看见妖星坠落于我们车迟国...克阳封秘太 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百一十五章、刀山赌命 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祈雨台下的鹿力大仙和羊力大仙,见虎力大仙被雷击倒在地,赶紧上台搀扶,鹿力大仙试探了一下虎力大仙的鼻息,回头对羊力大仙道:“还有气!”星主克帆后 星独仇战星“那赶快救活他!国王在下面看着哩!”羊力大仙说道。 于是二人扯的扯腿,压的压胸,将那虎力大仙给弄苏醒了过来,那鹿力大仙盯着虎力大仙问道:“大哥,这是咋...星后主独 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百一十六章、动了歪心思 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那车迟国的国王,见鹿力大仙过刀山不成,被那刀锋切成了几段,吓得魂不守舍,赶紧派人把他的尸体拖下来,几个士兵拖下鹿力大仙的尸体,发现是一只死鹿。慌忙上前禀告国王,那国王捋须道:“看来圣僧所言没错,这国师果然是妖怪变的!”克月情秘远 克独陌球星这时,一个侍卫上前说道:“禀报陛下,我们将虎力大仙尸体收敛入棺时,发现他已... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百一十七章、琵琶女逢薄情郎 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那红衣女子见唐唐和八戒都不听他的劝说,又说道:“和尚,你们要知道男人是不可能生孩子的,到时候你们若是怀了孕,不把胎打掉的话,就可能难产而死!”克毫闹帆秘 岗故月接恨“师父,二师兄,我去给你们买打胎药吧!其实我也喝了那河里的水,现在肚子里有了一点感觉了!”沙僧捧着肚子说道。 悟空晃着金箍棒走上前,看了看唐唐,...最结不后战 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百一十八章、会跳舞的唐唐 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悟空上前,对那个西梁国的太子拱了一个手道:“我们都是从东土大唐而来,要到那西方取经的和尚!方才我的师兄八戒不小心冒犯了王子殿下,还望见谅!”最毫早显由 岗学陌毫那西梁国的王子仔细打量着悟空的穿着打扮,又盯着他的猴头看了一会儿,又看了看八戒道:“传说中的大唐国,都是仪表端正的公子,为倒都生得这般奇形怪状,又这... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十章、仙子有毒 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沙僧见八戒被寻琵琶仙子一脚踹到了台下,赶紧拿着降妖宝杖上前,和那琵琶仙子交手,不过一招,又被打到了台下。沙僧是愈战愈勇,抖擞精神,重振威风,要上去和那妖怪交手,可没想到八戒突然从一个黑暗的角落钻了出来,一把位着沙僧的手道:“沙和尚,那妖怪确实太厉害了!就让猴哥和她交手,我们就在下面看戏!”岗学敌诺察 封帆毫显封... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十一章、火焰山 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那西梁国的女王不放唐唐离开,唐唐自然是走不成的,他不可能让悟空把这宫殿里的人全都打杀了,那样子即使是取得真经,也会造下了天大的杀孽。克故战后学 克技结最羽唐唐回头对悟空道:“悟空,你是我的大徒弟,这西天取经的事,任重而道远啊,如今就拜托给你和八戒、沙僧了!为师要在这里做太子妃,颐养天年,与西梁太子白头偕老!”... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十二章、一探芭蕉洞 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土地菩萨说道:“芭蕉扇现在在那翠云山芭蕉洞铁扇公主手头,那银铁公主是一个不要惹的冷美人儿,她的丈夫正是那混世魔王牛魔王!”岗酷羽由秘 星所学由技“牛魔王俺老孙倒也认识,是我当年的结义兄弟,那翠云山又在哪里呢?”悟空翘着二郎腿,坐在地上,对那土地菩萨问道。 土地菩萨拱手说道:“大圣,这翠云山就在这火焰山后面,...封独独酷我 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十三章、二探芭蕉洞 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却说悟空向那铁扇公主借芭蕉扇,那铁扇公主不与,反而和他打了起来,二人打了几个回合,铁扇公主不敌,遂归了洞,闭了洞门不出。克地闹吉我 最太岗技指悟空在洞门苦求,那铁扇公主却不应,悟空恼上心头,又用金箍棒在那洞门乱捣了一通,一个小妖在门缝中露水半个鼻子说道:“叫齐天大圣的小猴儿,不要在我们洞门耍威风,待我们大王牛魔王... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十四章、七彩龙珠 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却说那牛魔王吞噬了十颗龙珠合成的七彩龙珠,实力大增,悟空不敌,被牛魔王手中的浑铁棍一棍击入玉液湖中。那牛魔王耍赖,不还龙珠与那龙王,反而用棍棒将那龙王尽皆打死。最不结不球 岗地方太恨悟空被牛魔王击败,虽心有不服,但是也不得不面对现实,索性在那玉液湖中洗了一个澡才回去。 那八戒见了悟空,远远的迎上去,笑道:“...克恨学酷月 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十五章、血雨 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却说悟空正在给绑在树上的八戒松绑,那牛魔王无耻偷袭,一棍子击在悟空的脑袋,悟空便摇摇晃晃的倒在地上,晕了过去。牛魔王从他身上取回了芭蕉扇。最考星技学 克方通仇学八戒伏在悟空面前,推搡着悟空嚷道:“猴哥,你快醒醒,我一个人打不过这牛魔怪啊!” 牛魔王嘿嘿一笑走上前,对八戒说道:“那头猪,你还想跟本王把么?”...克毫阳考岗 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十六章、好难听的歌声 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却说唐唐师徒四人到了祭赛国,遭逢了一场血雨,悟空飞到云中打听,龙王说那妖魔往祭赛国的城中来了,唐唐师徒为了降妖伏魔,又跟着到了祭赛国的皇城,不想刚一进皇城,就发现这城里在抓和尚。克球科地阳 岗指孙接主唐唐师徒被这城中的官兵给围了,押到宫中。那祭赛国的皇宫,四处都是破破烂烂的,宫殿已经看久失修,让唐唐更加意外的... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十七章、九头蛟龙 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唐唐被那一群妖怪掳走,那些妖怪在空中,蹬云踏雾,行得飞快,转眼,已经到了妖怪的老巢。那群妖怪住了云头,纵身落地,唐唐看到一汪极清澈的潭水,水波荡漾,但却深不见底。星艘通情阳 星察阳星情那水潭旁边有一块石板,上面铭着“碧波潭”三个字。水潭四周,花繁叶茂,草木青郁。全无半点邪气。 众妖怪推着唐唐的背,嚷道:...岗艘通艘羽 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十八章、变戏法 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克学考仇毫“八戒,你慌什么,走,咱们一道,下水去看看!”说完,悟空念了避水诀在前面开道,八戒紧跟在后面,二人提着兵器,潜到那潭底龙宫。 悟空侧耳听了听道:“八戒,你听,那前面在奏哀乐哩,想必那九头虫妖怪已经被我...封方诺故 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百二十九章、山中精怪 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那祭赛国的国王见悟空在大殿中变出一条大蛇来,说道:“和尚,这是一条蛇,不是龙,你以为本王不知道么?”克学不科学 封技情闹恨悟空打了一个哈哈笑道:“陛下,你见过如此大的蛇没有?这可是真龙啊,只不过他和俺老孙交手时,被打断了双角而已!” “你不是说那九头龙妖怪你们打死降服了么,怎么还活得好好的,这又来怎么解...最结敌孙酷 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百三十章、除草运动 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星鬼通察岗“请点歌吧!”说着,杏仙捧了一个点歌本,送到唐唐面前,唐唐翻了几页,问道:“咦,你这歌本上面怎么都是民族歌曲,没有流行歌曲?” 杏仙淡淡一笑,分外妩媚,说道:“回圣僧,小女子是民族音乐学院毕业的,学的是美声唱腔,只会唱这一...克冷技最不 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百三十一章、快到碗里来! 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悟空说那河神是妖怪,吓得那村长两条腿儿打软,身子一歪,倒在唐唐的面前。唐唐赶紧将他扶起来,说道:“村长大人,莫要害怕!我大徒弟孙悟空,有降妖伏魔的能力,上天入地的神通,毁天灭地的威风!”克太阳接早 星所敌陌诺“师父,你就不要吹嘘猴哥了,那飞蚂蚁也能上天入地啊,翅膀一张飞上天,头一低就钻到洞穴里去了!”八戒讥笑道。... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百三十二章、冰河世纪 第一百三十三章、山妖河怪 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“咦,沙和尚,你不是被那通天河下面的妖怪给抓去了么,怎么现在还好端端的在这里呢?”悟空不解的挠了挠脑袋问道。星战不孤所 星故孤仇阳沙僧板着脸,一脸严肃的说道:“我现在是叛徒,是灵感大王的手下,所以不能给你说太多的话,我这里有那通天水府的地图,你拿去吧,尽快来解救师父唐唐,不然那唐唐便要被妖怪给吃了!”说罢,沙... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百三十四章、独角兕大王 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却说八戒和沙僧去那金兜山去化斋,见到一座金光闪闪的阁楼,本欲到那阁楼里去化斋,却见那阁楼的房门紧闭,似乎主人并不在家。封敌闹故情 最秘远诺冷八戒对沙僧说道:“师弟,你去那里敲一敲门,看里面到底有没有人呢?” 沙僧壮了壮胆,走上前敲了一下那房门,却没有人应答,沙僧回头对八戒说道:“二师兄,好像里面真的没有...克后恨岗闹 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百三十五章、噬器怪圈 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却说悟空腾了云头走后,那金兜山下,又来了两个小妖前来巡山,一个小妖叫风里滚,另一个小妖叫雨里来。他们先是看见了唐唐的马儿小白龙,后是看见了在树下念经书的唐唐。岗后显克陌 最酷显科岗那个叫风里滚的小妖,剔着牙齿,大喜道:“这山里荒僻,终日不见行人,如今能逢到行人,真是一幸事儿!” 另一个叫雨里来的小妖道:...最不毫太远 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百三十六章、有妖气的哪吒 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却说悟空到金兜山与那独角兕大王,本以为自己技艺神通,能大败独角兕大王,却没料到那独角兕大王法宝神通,反将悟空的金箍棒给吸走了。悟空徒手与那独角兕大王过招,却得不到半点便宜,只得弃战奔走。封情早主月 封早孙封术悟空驾着祥云,在诸天飞行,暗中思忖道:“这妖怪这么厉害,定非凡种,莫不是天庭的哪个神仙思凡下界,到凡间... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百三十七章、十八罗汉 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却说那托塔李天王前来为悟空助阵,向那金兜山上掷出一镇妖塔,那宝塔一出,金光大放,一瞬收了不少的妖怪,可是那宝塔却突然越来越小了。托塔李天王还未反应过来,他的镇妖塔已经被独角兕大王的噬物怪圈给吸了进去。岗考显星 岗阳指所主托塔李天王大惊失色,不过托塔李天王毕竟是见过世面的神仙,他一挥手,对身后的天兵天将唤道:... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百三十八章、幸福来得太快了 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却说那独角兕大王被那十八罗汉所败,那十八罗汉,一个个凶神恶煞,捏着拳头,又是捶打,又是掐脖子,要来结果了独角兕大王性命,却见天边浮现一个穿道袍的老者,那老者喝道:“休要伤我坐骑!”岗艘早情 岗诺显帆最十八罗汉按着独角兕大王哪肯住手,一个个拳打脚踢,把他往死里整。悟空回头一看,那踏云而来的正是道德天尊太上老君,立... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 第一百三十九章、缴枪不杀! 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却说唐唐师徒四人,入了雷音寺,还未入殿,早有几个和尚上前来迎接,两个和尚,一个搀扶着唐唐的左膀子,一个扶着唐唐的右臂,也不说话,只是将唐唐使劲儿的往那大殿里拖。克故陌科太 岗显岗最主唐唐刚开始是觉得这寺里的和尚热情,后来也发现这有一些不对劲儿,那和尚一个个呆头呆脑,仿佛像是一个木头,而那眼睛虽然是睁着的,但是... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 第一百四十章、飞上天庭的金铙 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悟空又在那金铙中翻了几个滚儿,猛地用脑袋一撞,只听“咣”的一声,那金铙响了一声,却无丝毫变化。封情通远恨 克阳恨月仇悟空在里面叫唤道:“八戒,我这颗跟铜锤似脑袋撞在这个金铙上,就跟打锣的木槌一般,只有声响没有其它的什么反应!” 八戒掩着嘴巴偷笑了几声,又说道:“猴哥,肯定你是这几天不曾吃饱饭,没有力气,...封后不毫 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百四十一章、折了先锋 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悟空被困于黄眉大王的金铙之中,苦不得脱,唐唐和八戒、沙僧,本来已经逃出了黄眉大王的妖魔窟,又被黄眉大王擒了回去。克孤月早 岗科地不悟空无计可施,只得驾着金铙飞到灵霄宝殿中,请玉帝出手相助,不只玉帝在天庭虽权大遮天,却无什么法术,只得派太白金星去请三清、四御、五老、六司、七元、八极、九曜、十都。 却说那太...最独地艘 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百四十八章、种兰花的女子 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却说悟空和哪吒领天兵天将与那黄眉大王交战,哪吒孤勇轻敌,被黄眉大王用人种袋给收了,悟空急得咬牙跺足。星接故孤情 克显恨学鬼那黄眉大王再次得胜,心中得意,站在那洞门外对那悬空腾云的孙悟空道:“猴子,天堂有路你不走,地狱无门,你却来踏,真是找死,有本事儿,就自己下来和我过上几招!” 悟空真的被黄眉大王的言语...最地陌术陌 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百四十二章、种兰花的女子 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却说悟空和哪吒领天兵天将与那黄眉大王交战,哪吒孤勇轻敌,被黄眉大王用人种袋给收了,悟空急得咬牙跺足。最球孤察毫 封羽毫克孤那黄眉大王再次得胜,心中得意,站在那洞门外对那悬空腾云的孙悟空道:“猴子,天堂有路你不走,地狱无门,你却来踏,真是找死,有本事儿,就自己下来和我过上几招!” 悟空真的被黄眉大王的言语...封不后克鬼 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百四十三章、乱揭皇榜 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那坐秋千上的粉衣粉衣女子对黄眉大王招了招手,唤他过去,黄眉大王本来就被她勾得魂不守舍,手中拿不稳兵器,走起路来也跌跌撞撞的,如今见美人召唤,更是觉得自己骨头都酥了。封战显显孤 克情指闹术“美人儿找在下有什么事啊,尽请吩咐,我黄眉大王定当效犬马之劳!”黄眉大王一拱手说道。 那粉衣粉衣女子嫣然一笑,问道:“...克羽星孤孙 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百四十四章、奇怪的羽毛 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克不月方主“大人息怒,我的徒弟都是有法力的高僧,把脉看病,也是他们的专长,他没有骗你,这长鼻子的和尚真的会治病的!”唐唐指着八戒,和气的对太监总管说道。 八戒拢了拢嘴巴,在一旁嘟哝道:“师父、猴哥,你们两个是陷俺老猪之不义啊,...最技由星学 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百四十五章、麒麟山寻怪 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且说悟空和八戒随那金圣宫娘娘的贴身丫鬟,一道来到那妖怪的洞府獬豸洞。悟空和八戒皆变了妖怪的嘴脸,那守洞的小妖哪里认得出?克诺察指显 星方结通球只见那守洞的小妖提着刀斧走上前对悟空和八戒问道:“你们两个,我今儿给了钱,让你们去给大王打酒的,酒有没有打回来啊?” 八戒支支吾吾,不知道怎么回话,悟空灵机一动,上前...封敌方术学 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百四十七章、妖怪的紫金铃 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八戒站在石室中伸了伸懒腰,然后倒在石室早已经铺好的枯草堆里,翻了一个身说道:“金圣宫娘娘,反正打不开门,俺老猪也不用白费力气了!不如好好睡一觉,到时候和妖怪赌斗,也有力气!”克考帆独后 岗仇封察克金圣宫娘娘在石室里来回踱了几圈,那朱紫国国王派来的如此不中用,不住叹息。 就在这时,外面传来“轰轰隆隆”沉闷...封陌诺结察 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百四十八章、妖怪围城 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封接月接最八戒一把拽着悟空说道:“猴哥,怎么不打了?你常说你是太上老君的八卦炉里炼出来的,不惧怕火焚焰燎,今儿怎么却要逃?” “你这个呆子,你没有见那妖怪在放烟么?俺老孙不被火烧死,就要被烟给熏死!”...最孙敌陌仇 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百四十九章、唐唐行刑 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地牢之中,虽然是正正午,也是黑漆漆的,阴森森的。八戒用手抓着脑袋吼道:“啊,师父,这日子真难过啊,我受不了!”星接远敌 岗冷艘不情“你可以变成一只蚂蚁爬出去啊!你瞧,悟空都出去溜达了好几圈了!”正盘坐在地牢之中,专心参禅的唐唐微微笑了笑,慢悠悠的说道。 “嗖”,一缕青烟,一阵光闪,悟空突然出现在地牢之...克不主闹 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百五十章、灵吉菩萨助战 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却说悟空因两次救治了朱紫国的国王,朱紫国国王不但赦免了唐唐师徒四人的死罪,还将他们迎进宫中,好酒好菜的款待。封结方早月 最术科诺所大殿中,一阵歌舞宴饮完毕,唐唐师徒都醉了,伏到桌案上便睡了,陪饮的大臣宫和献舞的宫女陆续退去,只留他们师徒四人在殿中。 朱紫国国王却开心不起来,他正忧心忡忡在大殿中踱着步子,...岗太阳鬼阳 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百五十一章、大哥,请高抬贵脚! 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悟空见观世音菩萨慈眉善目的盯着他,想发怒,却又怒不起来,于是对观世音菩萨作了一个揖说道:“菩萨,你这一次可以是为我除魔消灾的?”封恨指敌 克诺鬼结岗“那妖怪是本尊的坐骑,本尊自然要骑走的,至于那一洞的大小妖怪,自然还有劳烦你去清除!”观世音菩萨微微颔首说道。 悟空跪在地上,盯着观世菩萨,拱了拱手笑道:...封早不通仇 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百五十二章、空中楼阁 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那山贼头目黑脸大汉本来就是一个性格暴躁的鲁莽汉子,被人暗中偷袭,打中了后脑勺,哪里咽得下这一口气。他回头一看,不见人影,跟他一伙的那帮山贼一个个面面相觑,都摇头表示不是自己干的。星主艘由羽 克学敌指球他们中间,一个生得尖嘴猴腮,眼尖的山贼,指着地上的桃核嚷道:“大哥,你是被人用桃核给偷袭了!” 那山贼头...星学早术酷 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百五十三章、恨逐美猴王 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却说那六耳猕猴偶得从天而降的金丹,实力大进,他一路打拼,抢占山头,由一个弱不禁风的小猴子,晋为花果山的大王,让那山中的猴子一个个尽皆拜服于他。克鬼最通封 星太学故仇六耳猕猴占山无为,却无一件称手的兵器,听说那孙悟空的金箍棒是东海龙王手上得到的,便驾个云头,拔云开雾,径飞东海。 到了东海上空,只见他念了一...星独陌陌太 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百五十六章、唐唐是一个庸医 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星由岗鬼唐唐一个人坐在行李上,埋怨道:“这死猪呆子,老是让我赶悟空走,悟空走了,这下子没有人帮我打妖怪也就罢了,就连让八戒去打一些水来,都得等一半天!这么热天的,非得要渴死我啊!要是悟空那猴子在这里,他往地上一指,便是一泓泉,那多好啊!” ...岗闹恨太孙 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百五十七章、妖王齐上阵 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大势至菩萨复而望向唐唐,对唐唐说道:“唐唐,这六耳猢狲本尊就带走了,你快去寻悟空回来吧,这西游之路,你们师徒要齐心协力,一路小心,不要再闹别扭,让那些妖怪钻了空子!”最孙秘后情 星地秘封阳唐唐双手合十,连连点头答应,他再一抬头,却见那大势至菩萨已经驾雾腾云,与那六耳猕猴不知去处。定是赶往那西方佛界去了。 唐...星恨闹科岗 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百五十九章、美人儿降妖 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却说悟空被唐唐逐出师门,不跟着唐唐,心中倒也宽心,反正像他这种整天吊儿郎当的样子,也莫想成佛了,他本想径回花果山水帘洞,但想到这西游一事儿,是观世音菩萨提出的,理应回去向他报一个道。封结孙闹显 岗不考独指于是悟空驾云来到南海落伽山紫竹林,那紫竹林云海绵绵,紫竹起伏,随风摇晃。 隐约之中,天光渐开,绵云尽...岗由敌察陌 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百六十三章、围杀孙悟空 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观世音菩萨为了捉住悟空,特地向玉皇大帝借兵,玉帝答应借菩萨天兵两千,到天庭搜罗悟空。玉帝不光是借了兵与观世音菩萨,还借了四员大将。岗结独结星 最考所陌月他们分别是二郎神君、哪吒、托塔李天王、张天师张道陵。这几人,都是拿妖的好手,悟空虽然也是一个妖猴,但是却要比一般的妖怪要厉害得多。 他们四人中,又以托塔...岗后我恨术 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百六十四章、麈战四大天王 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却说悟空罢工,不与唐唐一起到西天取经,又不听观世音菩萨的管教,逃到天宫,与天上的天兵天将厮杀起来,观世音菩萨担心那些天兵天将斗不过悟空。遂驾云来到佛界搬救兵。岗太仇远由 封考冷独羽如来佛祖掐答应将十八罗汉交与观世音菩萨到天庭降服孙悟空,只见如来佛祖指着禅房对面的厨房,对观世音菩萨说道:“那十八罗汉正在厨房里烧火煮... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百六十五章、独龙山鬼门栈 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观世音菩萨用明眸善睐,慈母般的眼神,盯着悟空,那气息奄奄的悟空,马上被她所感化了。观世音菩萨轻启丹朱红唇,解颐一笑,说道:“悟空,你既然服了,那就赶快回到你师父唐唐身边去吧!你师父唐唐有难,你赶快去帮助他!”克由术鬼察 封阳艘远察说完,观世音菩萨施了个法,扯着悟空的胳膊,将他一掼,悟空只觉得身子一沉,竟然从云... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百六十六章、八戒丢掉了钉耙 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唐唐师徒四行,行至一个叫独龙山的阴山峡谷,峡谷下面是一条水涧,涧流湍急,哗哗作响,不能行人。那峡谷之上,却有一条栈道供人通行,这涧叫独龙山鬼门栈。星酷艘独酷 岗所陌最不虽说这栈道上可以行人,但是唐唐还是有一些害怕,一是担心这栈道年久失修,朽木会突然断裂,二是有一些恐高。 八戒虽然也有一些害怕,但是他毕竟...最孤考岗诺 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百六十七章、来自地府的鬼怪 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却说悟空本会腾云,但他猜那妖怪就在涧下,就一纵身从鬼门栈的栈道上跳到那独龙山峡谷的沟涧里,涧水不深,却刚好打湿悟空的虎皮裙子。岗战通鬼冷 岗接不毫学悟空在涧水中打了一个滚儿,抡起金箍棒,就照那涧水里打去。 不一会儿,只见那涧水中腾出一个似鱼非鱼,似龙非龙的小怪物。最孙球月仇 岗后科星艘悟空大喝一声,举起金箍棒要打那妖... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百六十七章、来自地府的妖怪 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却说悟空本会腾云,但他猜那妖怪就在涧下,就一纵身从鬼门栈的栈道上跳到那独龙山峡谷的沟涧里,涧水不深,却刚好打湿悟空的虎皮裙子。星球方毫克 最敌地太鬼悟空在涧水中打了一个滚儿,抡起金箍棒,就照那涧水里打去。 不一会儿,只见那涧水中腾出一个似鱼非鱼,似龙非龙的小怪物。克太独陌不 星孤鬼地情悟空大喝一声,举起金箍棒要打那妖... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百六十八章、悟空的分身 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悟空和沙僧一道,驾着云头,直奔那无天妖王的洞府。悟空住了云头,将沙僧推了一把,说道:“沙和尚,去,快去向妖怪索战!”最主最克技 克吉考显由沙僧提着降妖宝妖,畏畏缩缩的向前走了几步,回头苦着脸对悟空说道:“大师兄,俺老沙不比得你的能耐,万一打不过人家,被那一群小妖给活捉了,怎么办呢?” 悟空摆手说道:“沙...克羽地接技 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百六十九章、荒山有个小女孩 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只见悟空大喝一声,抡起金箍棒就打,那一群大小妖怪、妖将都没有准备,被悟空打得抱头鼠窜,悟空金箍棒一挥,扫死一大片,金箍棒一滚,又压死几十个,就这样,这妖怪洞窟里出来的妖怪,很快就被悟空打杀一大半。封独恨故通 封孤敌闹术唐唐见状,赶紧盘腿坐在地上念阿弥陀佛,为那些死去的妖怪超度。 八戒和沙僧,也上前去替悟...星不通最故 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十章、惊现女妖 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唐唐欲在山中采野果子充饥,却遇到了一个叫甜甜的小女孩儿,小女孩儿告诉唐唐,她是静月庵的小尼姑,她们的尼姑庵,这在山下。星技敌酷 克指术闹仇唐唐师徒四人,也正是往山下行,一来是同路,二来是唐唐想趁机到那尼姑庵里蹭一顿饭吃。 那叫甜甜的女孩儿,因误食了山上的野果,肚子有些疼,本来唐唐将自己的白龙马让给她骑,她...最孤情不接 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十一章、真假观世音菩萨 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却说悟空在禅房里睡觉,睡到半夜,梦到唐唐在空中踏风行走,还在嚷着救命。一觉惊醒,却不见了唐唐,心中暗惊。克方通孤独 星科陌由毫悟空四处寻唤找不到唐唐,心中着急,叫醒了八戒和沙僧,又寻了半夜。还是没有寻到。 八戒打了一个呵欠,对悟空道:“大师兄,我们还是先睡觉吧!这大半夜的,哪里去寻师父,师父定是到哪一个...封指指帆 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十一章、真假观音 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却说悟空在禅房里睡觉,睡到半夜,梦到唐唐在空中踏风行走,还在嚷着救命。一觉惊醒,却不见了唐唐,心中暗惊。岗恨孙鬼太 克秘学阳结悟空四处寻唤找不到唐唐,心中着急,叫醒了八戒和沙僧,又寻了半夜。还是没有寻到。 八戒打了一个呵欠,对悟空道:“大师兄,我们还是先睡觉吧!这大半夜的,哪里去寻师父,师父定是到哪一个...岗考艘羽 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十二章、火莲圣母 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“菩萨,快带我们走吧,我们要早日到灵山,拜见佛祖,取那真经!”八戒和沙僧争相着,要观世音菩萨给带走,想早日到西天,登极乐世界,过闲逸日子。岗吉月通独 封冷最科远只见观世音菩萨一手拿着杨柳枝,另一手将净瓶祭向空中,那净瓶金光灼闪,不断的变大,那观世音菩萨口中念道:“收!”,没有待八戒和沙僧反应过来,便把他们二人连着... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十三章、金龙翔天 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观世音菩萨唤退了悟空,自己走到妖怪洞府的石门前,用手指轻轻叩了一下石门,对里面的妖怪唤道:“火莲小童,快来开门,是师父我来了!”封技最后 岗敌术由却说那叫火莲圣母的妖怪自从被悟空剪断了和唐唐的红线,一直在那里磨着牙齿,一双邪恶的眼睛盯着唐唐,要吃唐唐的肉。而这洞府中,也就她一个妖怪,那些红毛小妖都是她有莲... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十四章、靖海明珠 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那静月庵的上空,忽现两龙金鳞巨龙,那巨龙在天上张牙舞爪,狰狞无状。那院中的小白龙见了,长嘶一声,挣断了缰绳,亦化为龙形,腾到空中,与那两条金鳞巨龙在天空盘旋飞舞,驾云雾而去。克冷羽考阳 岗闹结仇秘沙僧到院中喂马,见些异事,遂匆忙回到房中,将此事告知他师父唐唐,唐唐得知此事,也十分惊愕,又听房中众尼姑说起这南方冬青... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十五章、龙卷风暴 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悟空来到里面的房间,看见八戒蜷缩在一个角落,被捆绑得结结实实,不过八戒却丝毫没有受到捆绑的影响,他还在打着呼噜,睡着大觉。封不方球考 克不学鬼不悟空朝八戒屁股踹了一脚,唤道:“八戒,你这死呆子,该醒醒了!” 八戒揉了揉迷迷蒙蒙的眼睛,四处望了望,问道:“我这是在哪儿,我的美人儿到哪里去了?”克艘术岗后 岗学情敌八戒... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十七章、福利来了 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却说那妖龙敖风和敖雷到天庭捣乱,使得怪风,搅得天庭一片混乱,天兵天将死伤无数,悟空、八戒、哪吒三人,半途截得灵吉菩萨手头的定风丹,此时那敖风和敖雷正在万圣殿里为乱。岗所察通术 星战地远所那敖风见悟空他们三人过来,便仗着长剑,掐着法势又来招风,别说那法诀也真灵验,法诀念毕,殿中狂风大作,可是悟空、八戒、哪吒却立... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十八章、不是七仙女? 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克察克阳术沙僧一手提着降妖宝杖,一手扯着八戒,急步而行,他回头说道:“还慢一些,慢一些都看不到好事儿了!快来!” “哎呦!”八戒跌了一跤,滚了一身的泥,对沙僧埋怨道:“你看,你看,都怪你急急慌慌的!”最战酷指情 岗闹通故鬼沙僧... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百七十九章、不要脸的女妖 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那道姑青衣玄裳,坐在那里,向众女妖精身上扫了一眼,笑道:“那东土大唐来的和尚,是如来佛祖的二弟子金蝉子转世,他的肉吃了可以长生不老,与他合欢,得他精气元阳,亦能长生不老,你们愿意选哪一种呢?”封孙主太远 岗接我方战众女妖精一个个眼珠直转,暗中想了想,咬了咬嘴唇,回道:“师姑,我们在这山中吃的人也不少了,可不可... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十章、月华仙姑 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唐唐听到那一群妖怪立在那里谈论悟空,于是在一旁冷笑道:“妖怪,不要徒费心机了,就凭你那一点儿本事儿,是擒不到我大徒弟悟空的!若是你们不放了我,我那大徒弟等会儿给你们一顿棍打棒揍,把你们打哭!”星技远球我 星羽主闹孙那群女妖精一个个笑得前俯仰,若花枝乱颤,哼了一声说道:“和尚,你以为是吓你们家的宝宝么,还把我们... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十章、风流仙姑 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唐唐听到那一群妖怪立在那里谈论悟空,于是在一旁冷笑道:“妖怪,不要徒费心机了,就凭你那一点儿本事儿,是擒不到我大徒弟悟空的!若是你们不放了我,我那大徒弟等会儿给你们一顿棍打棒揍,把你们打哭!”克羽封球远 星羽克早考那群女妖精一个个笑得前俯仰,若花枝乱颤,哼了一声说道:“和尚,你以为是吓你们家的宝宝么,还把我们... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十一章、夜审小妖 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唐唐双手合十,施了一个佛礼对那月华仙姑说道:“美女,我知道你是一番好意,可是我唐唐单生这么多年,还是习惯一个人睡!”封吉通后艘 最孤星故闹那月华仙姑微微皱眉,心中暗道:“好一个不解风情的和尚,看来我这种倾国倾城的美女想和他交欢都这么难,不行,我得说服他。” 想到这里,那月华仙姑说道:“唐唐,你这和尚不知...岗闹仇技阳 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十二章、大战黄花观 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此时已经入夜,星河璀璨,明月在天,寒光似水,唐唐师徒四人,还在厢房中未睡觉,八戒捉了黄花观里的女道童来审问,悟空看出来那道童是一个妖怪,遂一棒将他打死了,又在她的身上搜出来了一包不知道是做什么用的花种。克早封星情 封月考技远那女道童被悟空打死后,化为一只黄粉蛾,原来是一个黄粉蛾变成的妖怪,八戒拱手对悟空说道:... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十三章、九十九个取经僧 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却说悟空在那黄花观遇到了月华仙姑,那月华仙姑乃是妖怪化身,且风流邪恶,唐唐和八戒、沙僧,被她擒住,悟空去与她赌斗,虽然小胜,在穷追之时,又遭月华仙姑的毒刺暗算。封羽学科陌 岗球由不不悟空因受了伤,额头肿痛,不能复战,只得落荒而逃。 悟空腾云驾雾,欲去那南海寻求观世音菩萨救助,却在云天半途中遇到了普贤菩萨...岗仇帆情球 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十四章、唐唐的女徒弟 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却说悟空要硬闯入黄花观,却被那盘丝洞来的几个女妖精给拦了下来。悟空与那几个女妖精交手,那几个女妖精战得疲累,悟空却如同玩杂耍一般,她们一个个又急又气,拿悟空没有办法。最太鬼最诺 克阳月毫我他们又战了几个回合,悟空索性收了手中的棍子,坐在石阶头,伸着脑袋,让那几个女妖精,轮流用剑砍。 只听“叮叮当当”,剑...封艘恨显球 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十五章、金鼻小白鼠 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却说唐唐师徒四人,还领着小七姑娘,一路西行,来到陷空山,唐唐看那山中妖气极重,遂令悟空在前面开道。悟空在前面发现一只体形硕大的老鼠,惊叫了一声,惹得八戒丢下行李上前看稀奇,不料一阵恶风,将那行李给卷走了。克指毫术 封指毫主指“师父,你们还在这里看什么大老鼠,我们的行李给风卷走了!我们的干粮都在那里面,若是找... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十六章、一探无底洞 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唐唐对那云绸夫人赔礼道:“真是对不起,吓着夫人了,我也不必隐瞒,我的三个徒弟,本来就是我半路降伏的妖怪。那长鼻子大耳朵的是我的二徒弟猪八戒,他是懒猪成怪,那毛脸雷公嘴的是我大徒弟,孙悟空,他是猴子修炼成精,还有那个罗刹鬼黑脸的妖怪,是我三徒弟,沙和尚,他是我的最爱,是一头侏儒鲨成精!”星孤显术接 最秘太地主云... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十七章、玄蛇郎君 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却说悟空为唐唐找回来了行李,唐唐却发现那行李中的通关文牒被人盗走,八戒知道了此事,便自告奋勇的去寻那通关文牒。最结主主陌 封术克毫艘悟空站在那云绸夫人阁楼下,往外面眺了几眼,对唐唐说道:“师父,八戒已经出去了一个多时辰了,为何没有一点儿音讯,该不会是在哪里躲懒睡觉吧?” 唐唐煞有介事的掐了掐手指,笑道:...星酷敌通陌 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十八章、二探无底洞 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却说悟空腾到空中,向那陷空山的上空鸟瞰了一下,而有几处山林草木密集之处,妖气极重,却不见有妖怪出没。封所后太早 封显所孤球于是悟空降了云头,纵身而来,在那树林中,抡起金箍棒,照那树林中一棵千年古树猛的敲了一棒子,却见那树上冒出一缕青烟,一个穿着绿色树皮的妖怪,从那树中滚了出来。 他手中拿着一个猎鹿的叉子...最结不陌羽 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百八十九章、飞天神侍 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却说悟空去陷空山无底洞救八戒和沙僧,却被那金鼻白毛老鼠精用囚天笼困在笼中,悟空、八戒、沙僧三人苦不得脱,那妖怪却驾云而走。封由所星羽 封羽最不地唐唐盘坐在云绸夫人的院中,悟空临走时,在地上画了圈,那圈子神奇,不管是神仙,还是妖怪,都难以近唐唐的身,那玄蛇郎君想靠近唐唐,可是他身体还没有靠近唐唐,便被一种神秘的... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百九十章、囚天笼 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却说那金鼻白毛老鼠精地涌夫人用囚天笼活捉了唐唐与飞天神侍,心中大喜,要与唐唐成婚,那无底洞中张灯结彩,洞里的大小妖怪都在紧锣密鼓的为那地涌夫人筹办婚宴。星酷吉艘 封学最后吉唐唐在洞中虽然是自由身,但也活得好不自在,因为他出入,都有两个小妖跟在他的身后。 那两个小妖的名字,一个叫忽忽,一个叫悠悠,合在一...最不显闹羽 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百九十二章、黑云老怪 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却说唐唐被地涌夫人手下的小妖追捕,惊险的过了峡谷,又被悬在绳桥之上,幸亏那小七姑娘出现,小七姑娘是盘丝洞的蜘蛛精,她及时喷射出丝绳,将唐唐卷了上去。星所最不方 最鬼指主秘唐唐正感激小七姑娘的救命之恩,正在谈笑间,一个提着八卦长刀的老妖怪,领着一群小妖风风火火的杀了出来。 那老妖怪名唤作黑云老怪,是这黑云...封冷冷显结 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百九十三章、毁尸灭迹 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却说那地涌夫人和黑云老怪,在那黑云洞外,为了争夺唐唐,各施法术、展威风,斗兵器,逞勇能,斗得昏天暗地,双方手下各有小妖擂鼓助阵,但是却没有一个小妖敢上前。星陌闹察球 封后帆酷后那地涌夫人是金鼻白毛老鼠修炼成精,那黑云老怪是九天苍鹰修炼成的精怪,这一个是地上的妖鼠,一个是天上的神鹰,且都是一方妖王,他们二人斗了... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百九十四章、一堵肉墙 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悟空在地涌夫人的口中得知是那黑云老怪失手误杀了唐唐,怒火中烧,按捺不住怒火,携着八戒,二人腾着云,径向黑云峡谷,要找那黑云老怪寻仇。岗仇学显仇 封情陌独通半盏茶的功夫,他们便到了黑云洞,悟空和八戒整个整衣装,按云头落到洞前。 那守怪的小妖,早已经看到悟空和他头上戴的金晃晃的圈子,便知道他们二人是行脚僧,...最我鬼帆诺 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百九十四章、鸠摩罗天 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悟空在地涌夫人的口中得知是那黑云老怪失手误杀了唐唐,怒火中烧,按捺不住怒火,携着八戒,二人腾着云,径向黑云峡谷,要找那黑云老怪寻仇。星显学恨毫 岗战独诺封半盏茶的功夫,他们便到了黑云洞,悟空和八戒整个整衣装,按云头落到洞前。 那守怪的小妖,早已经看到悟空和他头上戴的金晃晃的圈子,便知道他们二人是行脚僧,...星结孤后酷 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 一百九十五章、谷神 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原来那黑云老怪是佛界十大罗天鸠摩罗天的胯下坐骑,鸠摩罗天奉如来佛祖之命,前来解救唐唐,降服了黑云老怪,悟空这才提着金箍棒,进入黑云洞,一番打杀,将洞中的大小妖怪打死,救出八戒。克术后球通 克科由科不悟空与八戒又腾云,径回陷空山,他们二人,刚落了云头,却见一群妖怪。 且细看那一阵妖怪,抬着灵柩,头上系着白...岗羽星我战 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百九十六章、月下美人儿 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却说谷神收了那白鼻白毛老鼻,又到那无底洞中,救了飞天神侍,便辞别了悟空和唐唐,径回到天庭。而悟空又在那无底洞中打杀了一番,将那洞中的大小妖怪,杀得一个不留,八戒为了不遗后患,又点了火,将山洞给烧了。克远球封 克我后术显唐唐师徒忙活下来,又是半天时间,唐唐见天色已晚,便决定就地扎帐休息。 很快,一夜又过...岗故闹我显 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百九十七章、选驸马 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唐唐盯着那眼前的美人儿,受宠若惊,而又半信半疑,他对那美人儿问道:“美人儿,你真个是那瑶宫仙阙中下来的仙子?”岗闹太后技 最孙封接阳那美人儿轻舞她轻盈若雪的衣裙,微微一笑道:“本仙子这么漂亮,难道还用得着冒名顶替!” 唐唐见那美人儿纤纤素手,轻盈雪衣,也有仙女的风姿,故不再怀疑。封所最故 克阳考远术嫦娥仙子替唐唐斟... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百九十八章、身陷囹圄 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却说那天竺国的公主,在那露台上,抛绣球选驸马,无数的公子哥儿,富豪巨贾,都慕名而来,想得到绣球,成为驸马,攀上高枝,一朝成龙。岗冷秘酷 岗孤最战闹唐唐和八戒、沙僧三人,也去凑个热闹,唐唐看那天竺国的公主模样漂亮,长相清纯,也动了心,于是也挤上前去,凑个热闹。唐唐近前,才发现这天竺国的公主,正是他头天晚上在客... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第一百九十九章、真公主现身 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却说八戒和沙僧,被那天竺国的卫兵给擒了,关到囚车里,正欲押解到宫中去,半路上一阵妖风,吹得他们人仰马翻,惊得四散逃走。星球秘术我 岗接球八戒和沙僧正在囚车里发愣,却见悟空倏忽出现在他们的眼前,悟空嘻嘻一笑,对八戒和沙僧道:“两位师弟,这囚车里可好玩啊?” 八戒晃着脑袋摆着手道:“不好玩儿,不好玩儿,...最接察闹星 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 第二百零零章、太阴星君 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却说天竺国的国王同他的妃嫔坐在戏园里看戏,那假公主也在场,悟空和八戒,拿着金箍棒,提着九齿钉耙,偷偷混进戏里去了。星孙岗球陌 封结学陌陌他们看的戏,正是《三国演义》斩华雄的桥段,那天竺国的国王突然一皱眉,对身旁的妃子说道:“不对啊,这斩华雄的关羽怎么成了猴子,大刀无刀刃变成了一根棒子,那华雄为何有两个大耳朵... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 第二百零一章、灵泉龙女 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那妇人衣裙华丽,衣裳之上绘有日月星辰的图案,优雅贤淑,品貌端庄,分明是有修为的仙人,她微微一笑,又见仁慈与智慧,悟空看得明白,这妇人定是太阴星君无疑。克月考主最 最通封球球“仙姑,你来得太晚了,害得俺老孙和八戒与这妖怪赌斗多时,幸好没有受伤,若是俺老孙受了伤,我告到玉帝那儿去,恐怕你老人家又要受到责罚了!”悟... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百零二章、施云布雨 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却说唐唐被那龙女掳走,蹿入灵泉之中,这灵泉上面不宽,下面却是一片宽广的水域,水中亭台楼阁,什么都不缺,景致爽心怡人,也是另一番世界,只见唐唐挣扎着说道:“救命啊,美女,我不会游泳,难道你想淹死我么?”岗我后陌仇 星毫情术方龙女白了他一眼说道:“我这龙宫里,哪里有水,你看我的闺阁,漂亮么?” 唐唐抬头一看...岗情后考考 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百零三章、泾河龙王 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却说唐唐师徒见那凤仙郡的郡守带着一大班人在祭祀祈雨,又有巫师作法,围观的人甚众,十分热闹,可那大巫师的法力有限,虽然烧了符,施了咒,却只见天上黑云滚滚,电闪雷鸣就是不下雨。封所球考显 封冷不艘阳这让那巫师甚为不解,那郡守见大巫师祈雨不利,欲治罪于大巫师,当然,这大巫师得找一个替死鬼。 那大巫师望见在站在...岗技克远孙 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百零三章、龙王传说 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却说唐唐师徒见那凤仙郡的郡守带着一大班人在祭祀祈雨,又有巫师作法,围观的人甚众,十分热闹,可那大巫师的法力有限,虽然烧了符,施了咒,却只见天上黑云滚滚,电闪雷鸣就是不下雨。克孤早战所 克指孤学最这让那巫师甚为不解,那郡守见大巫师祈雨不利,欲治罪于大巫师,当然,这大巫师得找一个替死鬼。 那大巫师望见在站在...封我毫孙恨 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百零四章、喷火凤凰 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那泾河龙王得知是悟空救得他性命,当即跪在地上磕谢,悟空将他扶起身,说道:“我是你的女儿龙女所托来搭救你的,不必谢我!”克主毫故封 最后结恨主“请问我女儿她现在在哪儿,你可以带我去见她么?”泾河龙王一拱手,恳求道。 “请随我来!”悟空一挥手道。克所恨羽最 岗主所远毫说罢,只见泾河龙王随悟空一起出了冥府,驾风腾云而行,行... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百零五章、太子抢妃 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泾河龙王亲临空中施雨,刹时大雨滂沱而至,雨倾如注,那立着的黎民庶众、唐唐、凤仙郡的郡守,都被淋成了落汤鸡,狼狈不堪。他们皆在埋怨,为何让人祈雨不带雨具。最术阳毫月 岗球诺由酷唐唐心中当然怨恨悟空,为何那泾河龙王要降雨,也不通报一声。 他们再抬头看时,只见火德星君,携着他的女弟子,驾云远去。泾河龙王对下面...克后早所技 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百零六章、狮面国王 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那狮面国王怒视着眼前的三个太子,斥责道:“你们这帮不孝逆子,本王还没有退位,你就将我拘禁在此,是何居心!”最孙术我球 最技察后羽三个太子面面相觑,大太子说道:“父王,你昨夜杀了那么多人,是众所周知的事实,我们不把你囚禁于此,难息民忿!” “我要再说一遍,昨夜之事儿,并非本王所为,是妖怪干的,加害于我,那...封地通后艘 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百零八章、师父被妖怪劫走了! 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却说悟空得到那妖王炼化出的神兵终极战斗仪,实力大增,那一洞小妖哪里是他的对方,被打得抱头鼠窜,那妖王拿出四明铲与悟空对阵,也败下阵来,化为一道妖风,逃了。封帆远岗 封仇不结术悟空没有能追上那妖王,心有不甘,垂头丧气的走出妖怪的山洞来,只见八戒和沙僧,还有玉华国的三个太子,在那洞口围堵逃窜的小妖,打杀得正欢。... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百零九章、东极青华大帝 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唐唐被一阵恶风,吹得晕头转向,虽然明知道是被妖怪给掳走,但那身子不听自己的使唤,也停不下来,他只觉得身轻若纸,在风中飘飘荡荡的,不久,他便带到了一个湖中的岛上。星情地孤远 最远战考艘这岛不大,有山有石,有亭有台,有楼有阁,不像妖怪的居所,可那湖却是血红色的湖水,浅处是鲜红色的,深处是暗红色的,血湖之上,黑烟缥... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百一十章、妖峰出现 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悟空虽然能打,手中又有天神难搞,无坚不摧金箍棒,可是他这一次碰到了一个耐打的妖怪,而且这妖怪体形庞大,壮硕如象,悟空咬牙照要妖怪身上打了数十棍,打得火花四溅,那妖怪却当是挠痒,这着实令人气愤。封月后孤羽 最帆孤羽不八戒和沙僧放下行李,各拾兵器,前去助阵,轮回战了几番,也败下阵来。八戒斗得满头大汗,一边用袖子拭... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百一十三章、罗汉翻天印 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唐唐和沙僧二人一起登上了小船,沙僧曾久居那流沙河水域,也会撑竹篙掌舵,他撑着船离了岸,往那河中主驶去。最由岗克通 最秘考我指河水流得很急,那船儿一半是由着竹篙的力,一半是由着水流的冲击,顺着河水,斜着下向,划向对岸。不过唐唐站在船头,却没有看到岸,只见那烟波淼淼,一眼看不出这条河到底有多宽。 “师父,你...岗太毫方情 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 正在手打中,请稍等片刻,内容更新后,需要重新刷新页面,才能获取最新更新! 第二百一十四章、终篇——极乐世界 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降龙罗汉虽然厉害,他可腾云驾雾,可是要护送唐唐这凡人渡河,可成了一件难事儿,他挠着脑袋想了一会儿,却没有想出任何的办法来,他摇摇头道:“圣僧,依我之见,你还是脱了袈裟,游过河去吧,这河上原本有唯一的一条渡船,本来是为了渡你过河,不想却被那蛟龙给毁了!”封艘诺情技 封故阳科降龙罗汉见唐唐没有回应,回头一看,唐... 打击盗版,支持正版,请到逐浪网阅读最新内容。当前用户id:,当前用户名:@@ 完本感言 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